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00:00:00先林大人
00:00:02这就是坊间大卖的银书精品煤
00:00:06全写的男人都不消费啊
00:00:08关着门看书
00:00:10大胆
00:00:12不消费
00:00:14我写的GDP怎么办
00:00:16我倒要看看
00:00:18写的什么狗屁
00:00:20作者叫
00:00:22叫李狗盛
00:00:24潘因脸
00:00:26倒挂
00:00:30不退
00:00:32这简直是阔国妖民
00:00:34对对对
00:00:36把李狗盛给我抓起来
00:00:38胡麻烦尸
00:00:40保护费我已经交了
00:00:42你还要咋样
00:00:44你交的是上个时辰的保护费
00:00:46我这个时辰还没交
00:00:48你这是要逼死我们全家啊
00:00:50你到底是何方身上
00:00:56没交保护费你敢在这儿摆摊
00:00:58走你
00:01:00我是李狗盛
00:01:04现在穿越
00:01:06收拾你个狗屠库
00:01:08还不手拿把枪
00:01:10你当初逼死青楼翠莲的时候
00:01:12你想没想过他也有佳人啊
00:01:14还玩刀啊
00:01:16行
00:01:18来来来来来
00:01:20今天你就朝这儿砍
00:01:22你要是不敢砍 你就是我撑的
00:01:24来
00:01:25三
00:01:26二
00:01:27一
00:01:30官府拿人
00:01:32这是犯什么事儿了
00:01:34把他抓起来
00:01:35押去刑场
00:01:44大人
00:01:45我是冤枉的
00:01:46冤枉
00:01:47冤枉
00:01:48冕写此等阴书祸乱人间
00:01:50你还冤枉
00:01:52给我拉
00:01:55慢找
00:01:58什么人
00:02:00敢扰乱法祭
00:02:02告诉他
00:02:03对
00:02:04Oh
00:02:11I have no idea
00:02:12I have no idea
00:02:13I have no idea
00:02:14I have no idea
00:02:15I have no idea
00:02:22Let me look at this book
00:02:31Oh my lord
00:02:32This isn't a
00:02:56I don't
00:03:02Oh my god
00:03:03I have a lot to say
00:03:05I have a lot to say
00:03:17My child is born
00:03:19He was born with a friend
00:03:21He was born with a friend
00:03:23He was born with a friend
00:03:25彭举
00:03:27好
00:03:28以后
00:03:29你就叫彭举
00:03:31孩子扔出宫外
00:03:32做得干净点
00:03:33是
00:03:36十八年前
00:03:38朕一世一世
00:03:40此处也有台积
00:03:42真的是朕的妖儿吗
00:03:44慢着
00:03:46等等
00:03:52小伙子
00:03:53不是
00:03:54你谁啊
00:03:57是不是累坏了呀
00:04:01来来来
00:04:02起来
00:04:04有话慢慢说
00:04:06小亮
00:04:07我告诉你
00:04:08金平梅
00:04:09那只是我李狗盛
00:04:11这文学道理当中的
00:04:13冰山一角
00:04:14有道理呀
00:04:16道上长
00:04:17不要着急
00:04:18慢慢说
00:04:19你看看人家的态度
00:04:25那你就来手正经的
00:04:27不过要有深度
00:04:29有内涵
00:04:30如果做不到
00:04:31今日就六麻分你
00:04:33那你们就听好了
00:04:34君不知
00:04:35鞭亭流血层海蜀
00:04:36哭声直上
00:04:37湛云霄
00:04:38祖宗位
00:04:39你九祖不要了
00:04:40君不闻
00:04:41泛家山东二百周
00:04:42千春万落
00:04:43生京旗
00:04:55君不知
00:04:56青海投
00:04:57五来百股
00:04:58无人寿
00:04:59心鬼繁渊
00:05:01心鬼繁渊
00:05:02救鬼哭
00:05:03天音与诗
00:05:04胸舅舅
00:05:06大胆
00:05:07你究竟是什么人
00:05:10自家宰自家宰
00:05:12不动怒不动怒
00:05:13草民离狗盛
00:05:16一见不一
00:05:19那你始终
00:05:20不知不闻不见
00:05:21骂的是谁啊
00:05:22我骂狗皇帝
00:05:24不死
00:05:25是谁疯了你
00:05:28祖宗位
00:05:29你九祖小小乐
00:05:31别牵连我
00:05:32自家宰自家宰
00:05:34不动怒不动怒
00:05:37罢了
00:05:38真一直以来穷兵独武
00:05:41竟然连实话都听不进去了
00:05:45把人放了
00:05:55这个人你要保护起来
00:05:57给我找个理由送进宫去
00:05:59还有
00:06:01上熟家的闺女徐小婉
00:06:03不是没婚陪吗
00:06:04要个婚书给她
00:06:06责任婚婚
00:06:07是
00:06:08走
00:06:09李狗生
00:06:10李狗生
00:06:11李狗生
00:06:12你知道你得罪谁了吗
00:06:13你胡说八道
00:06:15九祖青龄
00:06:16我可不管
00:06:18我还有欺小啊
00:06:20我得罪谁了
00:06:22你
00:06:24罢了
00:06:25你记住
00:06:26你以后
00:06:27要是犯了事
00:06:28千万别说
00:06:29我是你的仙灵
00:06:30别动我们家头
00:06:32狗官
00:06:46狗官
00:06:47狗官
00:06:48进入我们的劫阀场
00:06:49所有动我们头
00:06:50快放了我们头
00:06:51这虎逼娘嘛
00:06:54带着你们的头
00:06:57赶紧滚
00:07:00滑滚
00:07:01现在的关系啊
00:07:05这么好说话的
00:07:06这就把人给放了
00:07:07行行行
00:07:08走走走
00:07:09好
00:07:10出来
00:07:11殿下
00:07:12请留步
00:07:14殿下
00:07:15请留步
00:07:16殿下
00:07:17殿下
00:07:19陛下有发让臣带给你
00:07:22我
00:07:27殿下
00:07:29我找你疯了吧你
00:07:31是的殿下
00:07:33这是都失皇子的胎记
00:07:35您就是大叶失踪十八年的六皇子李鹏菊
00:07:40你的意思是说
00:07:46我不是国儿
00:07:48我还是皇帝的儿子
00:07:50是的殿下
00:07:51您怎么了
00:07:52殿下
00:07:53我太想当皇帝了我
00:07:55我都做梦都想了我
00:07:56我跟你说
00:07:57太想了
00:07:58我
00:07:59我该做点什么
00:08:00我有什么要配合您的
00:08:01殿下
00:08:02殿下
00:08:03殿下
00:08:04殿下
00:08:05您自主
00:08:06您拍好
00:08:08我
00:08:09我该做点什么
00:08:10我有什么要配合您的
00:08:11殿下
00:08:12殿下
00:08:13殿下
00:08:14殿下
00:08:15您自主
00:08:16您排行老六
00:08:17老六
00:08:18敌掌子继承之
00:08:19是皇位轮不到你呢
00:08:21敌掌子
00:08:22什么敌掌子
00:08:24咱们大叶是自由国情
00:08:26那个
00:08:27玄武门继承法
00:08:29玄武门对刀
00:08:30谁用谁太子
00:08:31我懂
00:08:32殿下
00:08:33是不好吧
00:08:34是不好吧
00:08:35世子之争
00:08:36向来如此
00:08:37我太懂了
00:08:39殿下开心就好
00:08:41这个殿下真害人
00:08:43殿下
00:08:44您的蟒袍近日便会送到
00:08:46请殿下择日回宫
00:08:47蟒
00:08:49回宫
00:08:50蟒
00:08:51蟒
00:08:53那个
00:08:54那个
00:08:55你在宫中先等我
00:08:57好
00:08:58我
00:08:59稍后就回宫
00:09:00好
00:09:01程告退
00:09:02慢走
00:09:03慢走
00:09:04慢走
00:09:05别摔着啊
00:09:13你不要过来
00:09:14不不不
00:09:15小祖祖
00:09:16你下来
00:09:17小祖祖
00:09:18你下来啊
00:09:19爹
00:09:20你是要逼死女儿吗
00:09:22还天子结婚
00:09:23让我嫁给一个叫李狗盛的不宜
00:09:25我也是尚书之女
00:09:27我就那么贱吗
00:09:29哎呀
00:09:30皇上给了婚书可就这么写的
00:09:32是啊
00:09:33没人不好听
00:09:34那
00:09:35万一跟你爹我长得一样帅呢
00:09:37那我还是行算
00:09:38好好好
00:09:39好好好
00:09:40小婉的如意郎君
00:09:42不说是王公贵族
00:09:44那至少也是品行端正的君子
00:09:46此人我打听过
00:09:48是个流氓无赖
00:09:50既然
00:09:51既然还显言说
00:09:52他就是个傻逼
00:09:55某不然啊
00:09:56他就是癞蛤蟆
00:09:58臭狗屎
00:09:59那也是皇帝赐的婚
00:10:01对不对
00:10:02那
00:10:03那我明日直接换妆
00:10:05上街见一见
00:10:06若是此人不堪入目
00:10:07别怪女儿一死相聚
00:10:09那明天你先去接人见见她
00:10:11如果你不满意
00:10:12爹
00:10:13爹找天子退婚去
00:10:14行不行
00:10:15嗯
00:10:16好
00:10:17这件八爪蟒袍
00:10:22明天就给我那老六送回去
00:10:24一定要封封光光把它接进宫里来
00:10:27是
00:10:38这就是那个无赖开的产业
00:10:40是
00:10:41是的小姐
00:10:42叫龟毛酒房
00:10:43龟毛酒房
00:10:46见得跟厕所似
00:10:48想必人也好不到哪里去
00:10:50来人呐
00:10:52大家快来看看呐
00:11:07我家下人喝了龟毛酒房的酒
00:11:11嗓子都喝坏了
00:11:12喝成哑巴了
00:11:13这条街上只能有我新居楼一家酒铺
00:11:19龟毛酒房
00:11:20龟毛酒房
00:11:21你完了
00:11:23小姐
00:11:24有好戏看了
00:11:25你那个流氓夫君
00:11:26要被大流氓收拾了
00:11:27你夫君
00:11:28你夫君
00:11:29你夫君
00:11:30你夫君
00:11:31你夫君啊
00:11:32招打
00:11:33大晚上的
00:11:34是谁在这儿乱吹啊
00:11:44这人
00:11:45赏得倒是人魔狗羊
00:11:47你沙婆奶奶来看大孙子了
00:11:50孙子养这么大
00:11:52还不会说话
00:11:54沙婆
00:11:55你还是赶紧养个二胎
00:11:57开小浩子了
00:11:58你有事
00:11:59你嘴皮子见长啊
00:12:00我家下人喝了你家酒喝成哑巴了
00:12:03今天你奶奶来了
00:12:04你这酒房就别想开下去了
00:12:06我的酒铺刚开张
00:12:08沙婆你这么少
00:12:10是不给我李狗生面子
00:12:12何止是不给你面子
00:12:14我巴不得你去死
00:12:16来人呐
00:12:17今天桂毛酒房开业
00:12:19咱可得让它红红火火的呀
00:12:25开狗生了要干嘛
00:12:26敲死
00:12:27把狗血洒在牌匾上
00:12:29给它除除邪碎
00:12:31是
00:12:32是
00:12:41欺人才是
00:12:43找打
00:12:44那就给我打
00:12:45那
00:12:46就给我打
00:12:47没死
00:12:48没死
00:12:49没死
00:12:50没死
00:12:55没死
00:12:56没死
00:12:57没死
00:12:58没死
00:12:59没死
00:13:00没死
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00:13:18没死
00:13:19没死
00:13:20没死
00:13:21没死
00:13:22哎呀
00:13:23这不是会说话
00:13:25合着刚才
00:13:26就是欠打是吧
00:13:28我
00:13:29没死
00:13:30果然是只会拳脚的鲁毛
00:13:31怎么
00:13:32你这是要拉茶价吗
00:13:35来人
00:13:37,有有有有有
00:13:39有有有有有有有有有有
00:16:06Okay.
00:17:25Oh.
00:17:27That was broken from the idol.
00:17:29mix it up.
00:17:31Wow.
00:17:32and now it's cut
00:17:35It's fine.
00:17:37And then it was soотыgyu thought
00:17:42right?
00:17:43This smell...
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00:18:39can you
00:18:41gone
00:18:43I have to tell you,
00:18:45-
00:18:53you must know if you want us all.
00:18:56That's what it is to say.
00:18:58You get me wrong and you will do it again.
00:19:00You will see me again.
00:19:01You can do it again.
00:19:02Are you ready to put me on fire?
00:19:04What a hell?
00:19:05I have to tell you.
00:19:07I can't do it again.
00:19:09I don't want to be able to do it again.
00:19:11You're not sure you're wrong.
00:19:13You're sure you're closed.
00:19:15You're not sure you're closed.
00:19:17Come on.
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:21Let's go.
00:19:23Good job.
00:19:25Good job.
00:19:36You call me a狗獸, right?
00:19:38Me女您吩咐?
00:19:40我刚刚在下面都看到了,
00:19:41你不过就是一个小人罢了。
00:19:43赢了就赢了,
00:19:45干嘛要取人性命?
00:19:47我还以为是个美女顾客,
00:19:50结果是个小圣母啊。
00:19:53我告诉你,
00:19:54刚才她来我店里给我砸店,
00:19:57破牌匾的时候,
00:19:58你人在哪儿呢?
00:19:59欠赞,
00:20:00她跪下来给我道歉了,
00:20:01你劝我大部分。
00:20:03我说小圣母,
00:20:04你死不死?
00:20:06你。
00:20:12你一见不依,
00:20:13竟敢辱骂本小姐。
00:20:18我一身见过尚书千金,
00:20:21徐小姐。
00:20:25嘀口哨,
00:20:26你见本小姐竟然不跪。
00:20:28你,
00:20:29见你又跪?
00:20:31哎呀,
00:20:32我。
00:20:42完了,
00:20:43完了,
00:20:44滴答案了。
00:20:45这是尚书家的前景哪。
00:20:47魏狗山,
00:20:49你他们疯了吗你?
00:20:51你。
00:20:52你拿我,
00:20:53我可是尚书家徐小婉。
00:20:55你竟敢拿我家小姐,
00:20:56跑都知道了,
00:20:57一定开一头。
00:21:06小姐。
00:21:07我告诉你啊,
00:21:08我管你什么许大婉许小婉的,
00:21:10再敢叫我李狗盛做事,
00:21:12我先奸后打。
00:21:13你,
00:21:14等徒子,
00:21:15你等着,
00:21:16我会让你后悔的。
00:21:19这个心,
00:21:20不是一秒钟都待不下去了,
00:21:22都是神经病。
00:21:23老大,
00:21:24有这个咋子?
00:21:25这个刺身?
00:21:26你个胡娘。
00:21:27拿着。
00:21:28老大,
00:21:29有这个咋子?
00:21:30这个刺身?
00:21:35你个胡娘。
00:21:36拿着。
00:21:43老大,
00:21:44姐姐。
00:21:47我呢,
00:21:48就先走了。
00:21:49二妹,
00:21:50有空的时候,
00:21:51吃顿好的。
00:21:54对了,
00:21:55以后有机会啊,
00:21:57我给你们扫墓。
00:22:00拜拜。
00:22:01谁都不许走。
00:22:17爹。
00:22:19你敢诬打本官的闺女,
00:22:21你够胜。
00:22:23你胆子太大了。
00:22:25上书大人。
00:22:29天子赐婚又如何,
00:22:30也容不得你这般平民不倚,
00:22:32如此嚣张跋扈。
00:22:34老夫今天定要将你,
00:22:36先斩后走。
00:22:38等等等等等会儿,
00:22:39你刚刚说,
00:22:41天子赐婚。
00:22:44你的意思是说,
00:22:46她是我个婚妻,
00:22:47你是我老丈人。
00:22:48现在已经不是了。
00:22:49本官,
00:22:50已经上书天子,
00:22:52拒绝赐婚。
00:22:53且要将你,
00:22:54凌晨处死。
00:22:56狄狗少,
00:22:57你品行不端,
00:23:00身为不一拳打官隽。
00:23:02你就等着老底坐穿吧。
00:23:05嗯。
00:23:07嗯。
00:23:08什么意思啊,
00:23:12想要贿赂本官。
00:23:14怎么,
00:23:15害怕了,
00:23:16想求饶吗?
00:23:18我让你给我点烟。
00:23:21你,
00:23:22你说什么?
00:23:23你让老丈人给你点烟。
00:23:25你让我唐唐上书给你点烟。
00:23:27是我疯了,
00:23:28还是你疯了,
00:23:29还是这个世界疯了。
00:23:30你给我上,
00:23:31你简直是丧心病狂。
00:23:32我,
00:23:33我完全提示,
00:23:34你要是现在给我点烟呢,
00:23:36那天呢,
00:23:37你是赚的。
00:23:38我现在收够了。
00:23:40贱民,
00:23:41你现在给我跪下,
00:23:42我饶你狗命。
00:23:45头儿,
00:23:46我踮不住了,
00:23:47他可是正儿屁,
00:23:48掌生死权。
00:23:49哼,
00:23:50我先替你跪了。
00:23:55他他他他他他他。
00:23:56我告诉你们啊,
00:23:57我离狗盛,
00:23:58只跪天子和我父母。
00:24:02我让你给我跪下。
00:24:03锦衣卫行事,
00:24:05闲人回避。
00:24:06我,
00:24:24为殿下更衣,
00:24:25宣六殿下李鹏举,
00:24:27即日回宫无不得有物。
00:24:29六殿下?
00:24:30什么六殿下?
00:24:31什么六殿下?
00:24:32谁是皇子啊?
00:24:36乌乃,
00:24:37大眼六皇子。
00:24:45哎呀,
00:24:46跪下。
00:24:48哎呀,
00:24:49要不,
00:24:50点一个?
00:24:51不错啊。
00:24:52哎呀,
00:24:53哎呀,
00:24:54不错啊。
00:24:55哎呀,
00:24:56大腕,
00:24:57我告诉你啊,
00:24:58哭也算时间的哦。
00:25:02哦,
00:25:03老丈人,
00:25:04麻烦你啊,
00:25:05明天帮我们安排马车,
00:25:06让我们回京。
00:25:07哎呀,
00:25:08然后呢,
00:25:09晚上的时候,
00:25:10我就住在你家宝贝闺女,
00:25:12徐大嫂姐的闺房里。
00:25:14哎呀,
00:25:15善,
00:25:16老夫赶紧为贤许安排啊。
00:25:19爹,
00:25:20女儿就是死,
00:25:21也不嫁给这个。
00:25:22你少说几句吧,
00:25:23你爹才等了一个月的上书而已啊。
00:25:26你遵度假度,
00:25:27陶儿,
00:25:28你是皇子吗?
00:25:29陶儿,
00:25:30你也太厉害了,
00:25:31当我们几个。
00:25:32陶儿,
00:25:33别喊了,
00:25:38头儿现在可是皇子,
00:25:40我们几个是粗人,
00:25:42以后,
00:25:43只能各走各的路了。
00:25:49俩傻子愣着干什么啊?
00:25:52跟过来啊,
00:25:53以后咱们是有编的了。
00:25:55走,
00:25:56丑儿。
00:25:57丑,
00:25:58来了。
00:26:08真是,
00:26:09北方有家人,
00:26:11一世而独立。
00:26:13哈?
00:26:14怎么了?
00:26:16还觉得自己是颗小白菜,
00:26:21觉得被我这头小猪给拱了?
00:26:25哈哈,
00:26:26其实吧,
00:26:27我现在特别理解你心里是怎么想的。
00:26:30这心里呢,
00:26:32现在是,
00:26:33又秀又恼又气又气。
00:26:35想要反抗,
00:26:37但又害怕,
00:26:38只能在心里偷偷地骂我。
00:26:43不过呢,
00:26:44我就是喜欢你这副神情。
00:26:46想要做些什么,
00:26:48却又无能为力。
00:26:50本来啊,
00:26:51是洁白无瑕,
00:26:53手伸如玉的小黄花。
00:26:55可现在,
00:26:56却要对我一眉顺眼,
00:26:59柔情似水。
00:27:01要杀要管,
00:27:03给个痛快,
00:27:04别拿无言婚语羞辱我。
00:27:06那我就,
00:27:07给你个痛快。
00:27:11亲爱的,
00:27:12我告诉你,
00:27:13我就喜欢这样。
00:27:14你越反抗,
00:27:15我越兴奋。
00:27:16你知道吗?
00:27:18有种东西,
00:27:19是金钱买不到的,
00:27:21也不是暴力能得到的,
00:27:22只有权利。
00:27:25亲爱的,
00:27:26在你身上,
00:27:27我深深地感受到了全部。
00:27:33对,
00:27:34哭吧,
00:27:35再留下几滴眼泪,
00:27:37你就更加美丽动人可爱至极了。
00:27:41你,
00:27:42你,
00:27:43你休想。
00:27:45嗯,
00:27:46卸甲。
00:27:48卸甲。
00:27:50你,我谁。
00:27:52我让你卸甲。
00:27:54嗯,
00:27:55嗯,
00:27:56嗯,
00:27:57嗯,
00:27:58嗯,
00:27:59嗯,
00:28:00嗯,
00:28:01嗯,
00:28:02Lup,
00:28:05嗯,
00:28:07嗯,
00:28:08嗯,
00:28:09嗯,
00:28:18嗯,
00:28:19来吧 我就当被狗咬了
00:28:23被狗咬了
00:28:26那我今天还偏就不咬你了
00:28:31自己做什么来 牛
00:28:36做 做哪里啊
00:28:3915年树枝高骨 新楼起金墙
00:28:44我怎么会等
00:28:46我可就给你一炷香的时间啊
00:28:49我告诉你 如果你要是不帮我扭出来
00:28:51明天进宫的时候我就告诉皇帝
00:28:53我说我要休妻 让你这辈子再也嫁不了文武百官
00:28:58然后再当上寡妇 再树高隔二十年
00:29:01你 你不是人 人家出手败类
00:29:05你骂得太高雅了 我听不懂
00:29:07大傻逼
00:29:08好嘛 我就喜欢你现在这样教兴的样子
00:29:14然后待会儿 再泪水连连来伺候我
00:29:19你过了一会儿
00:29:25你 你一定会当报应的
00:29:31哪发我
00:29:48舒坦
00:29:48舒坦
00:29:49舒坦
00:29:49舒坦
00:29:54舒坦
00:29:57雪大王醒了吗
00:29:57Oh my god, you're a pain, you're not going to sleep.
00:30:11What are you doing?
00:30:12From today's beginning, I'm going to try to help you.
00:30:15The first task is to change your mind.
00:30:18And make me think of this woman.
00:30:22Not possible.
00:30:23I'm not going to change your mind.
00:30:25徐大碗调教计划第一步,文学熏陶。
00:30:29我作诗给你听。
00:30:31诗?
00:30:32你还有这才话?
00:30:34听好了。
00:30:35就以我们,昨夜为灵感。
00:30:38不敢高声,暗皱眉。
00:30:42可怜树点,菩提水。
00:30:45旧力见浓,春思大,鸳鸯秀波。
00:30:50翻红了。
00:30:53妖之眼色,花寒露,玉树流光,赵后亭。
00:31:00怎么样?
00:31:01这,这成功要剔头。
00:31:04行了行了行了,不逗你了啊。
00:31:06哎呀,这样吧。
00:31:08我刚刚写的这首诗呢,晚上考你背诵。
00:31:12你要是背不下来,我上完仇就上你。
00:31:16上朝呢,老大。
00:31:21上什么朝?
00:31:23不朝。
00:31:24今天朕要宣布一个大大大的喜讯。
00:31:28朕失踪多年的老六,终于找到了。
00:31:32陛下,陛下可有厌民正身,不可乱认皇子。
00:31:37魏征这个老东西,朕说什么他都要反对。
00:31:42魏征啊,朕要如厕。
00:31:44不可如厕。
00:31:45朕要用膳。
00:31:46补仪用膳。
00:31:47朕不想死。
00:31:48陛下不死不好。
00:31:50来人,把他给我插出去。
00:31:52是。
00:31:53朕,朕。
00:31:54朕。
00:31:56反驳行人格大臣,真烦啊。
00:31:59总算清清了。
00:32:01朕的六子找到了,怎么不祝贺啊。
00:32:10父皇,既然六弟找到了,我们也为他准备了薄理。
00:32:15对啊,父皇。
00:32:16让六弟出来见见。
00:32:18好啊,这是朕一生的所愿。
00:32:22希望你们胸有地宫。
00:32:25能像朕一样。
00:32:27老六啊,上来吧。
00:32:32老六人呢?
00:32:38老六。
00:32:41爹,吃着呢?
00:32:47逆子,上朝竟然吃东西。
00:32:51陛下,你看看他这德行,哪像个人均呢?
00:32:55魏征。
00:32:56陈在。
00:32:57滚出去。
00:32:58这。
00:33:01你这个逆子,赶紧给我滚上来。
00:33:04来了。
00:33:07爹,叫我啊。
00:33:09这,这是我大哥,二哥吗?
00:33:15大哥,二哥,幸会,幸会。
00:33:23连表面功夫都懒得做。
00:33:26大哥,你这拐杖挺别致啊。
00:33:29别致啊。
00:33:30你腿脚肯定很好,对吧?
00:33:34嗯?
00:33:35二皇子这眉眼之间啊。
00:33:37你看这粉底,抹得多均匀啊。
00:33:39眉眼,眉眼。
00:33:41闭嘴。
00:33:42父皇,此人,绝不是我六弟,我不认,除非,滴血认亲。
00:33:54怎么?
00:33:55你们连这说的话都不信吗?
00:33:58父皇,这天底下哪有失散了就能重逢的?
00:34:03那,都是戏里面所演的呀。
00:34:07大哥说得对于是,但不过这部戏里,我是主角。
00:34:15不知为什么,总有种被添到窥探的感觉。
00:34:19不可能啊,我是穿越者,谁能回叹我?
00:34:25各位,我就是货真价实的大业六皇子,我叫李鹏举。
00:34:33你说是就是,我也不认。
00:34:36既然你们不信,那就滴血认亲吧。
00:34:39好,来人,端上来。
00:34:42什么滴血认亲?
00:34:47这碗酒用酒水打底,就是双胞胎兄弟的日不了亲。
00:34:52来吧,六弟。
00:34:54这方法本来就不靠谱。
00:34:57能行吗?
00:35:02让开。
00:35:09让开。
00:35:12皇后,正在吵会。
00:35:14吵什么吵,散会。
00:35:16李天策你发什么疯,让我儿子立些认亲。
00:35:20哎呀,观音。
00:35:23底下这么多人给我点面子行不行啊?
00:35:32这就是我的妖儿,我的宝贝。
00:35:36二十年了,娘终于见到你了。
00:35:40娘。
00:35:41这二十多年,过得很苦吧?
00:35:44身上都是疤。
00:35:47以后有娘护着你。
00:35:50滴血认亲得认,不认不成体统了。
00:35:55喂老狗,你再如我儿一句,老娘闯下你的眼。
00:36:00哎呀,娘娘娘娘,使不得,使不得。
00:36:05娘,您的身份可是当朝皇后啊,这样,您先回宫里休息。
00:36:09等我把这一摊子处理完,我就来找你。
00:36:13我听我儿子的。
00:36:17你乖乖的啊,娘在刺绣宫等你。
00:36:20嗯。
00:36:21彭举是我儿子。
00:36:24你们谁要敢动彭举一根手指头,老娘死了你们。
00:36:30乖啊,娘等你。
00:36:34嗯。
00:36:41我好想当骂宝男。
00:36:44好幸福的感觉。
00:36:47哎呀,这朝会没法开的。
00:36:48全朝。
00:36:49陛下等等,老奴有事禀报,高沟黎使臣求见。
00:36:54传。
00:36:58大叶皇帝,我东北大国高沟黎前来献兵。
00:37:03二国,边疆守将,人头一枚。
00:37:09连高杨家,三逃我高沟黎,三败皇国。
00:37:13听闻,家当朝,特来劝告,别来招人看。
00:37:19这个人头,只是请告。
00:37:22啊,是吧。
00:37:25就你,还敢威胁朕?
00:37:27你问过我梁上的宝剑吗?
00:37:30高沟黎之剑,未尝不利。
00:37:33父皇,前朝败于高沟黎。
00:37:35此事不假,我们不能挑衅啊。
00:37:37父皇,你何为贵啊?
00:37:41你怎么哪个时代的棒子都这么讨厌啊?
00:37:44娶我边关守将人头还敢威胁天子?
00:37:47你们高沟黎这么外交?
00:37:49欺我大业无人吧!
00:37:56我告诉你,大业皇帝,这只是一个警告。
00:38:02本来几人,高沟黎便杀几人,杀到了中原,改朝或代。
00:38:07好吧,那就试试。
00:38:11全职,即刻发兵。
00:38:13不可啊!
00:38:14陛下,万万不可啊!
00:38:17陛下,万万不可啊!
00:38:19全国刚刚同意,此事正是百废待兴之时啊!
00:38:24喂!
00:38:26既然要打,那就打呗!
00:38:29我,这!
00:38:31西班!
00:38:32只缺一个大蛮之国也敢挑衅我们大业!
00:38:35信不信我打你打到王国面了?
00:38:38啊?
00:38:39西班!
00:38:40殿下,王氏崇斗剑德打不来了!
00:38:47那就打!
00:38:49打到他王国!
00:38:51我好像看见了林青时的自己啊!
00:38:55你只是挑衅,是挑衅!
00:38:57挑衅!
00:38:59小子,你知道战争代表着什么吗?
00:39:02你懂战争代表着什么吗?
00:39:04那古代的君王自古以来哪有不打仗的?
00:39:07古代十国两进南北朝,
00:39:09哪一个不是通过短暂的战争,
00:39:12来换取长久的和平呢?
00:39:13这,就是自古以来的规则!
00:39:16强则强,弱则黄!
00:39:23果然是我的重啊!
00:39:25安西班!
00:39:26毛都没长齐,狂言乱语!
00:39:29老六,你谈上事儿了!
00:39:31你怎么这么不沉稳?
00:39:33害不出百姓!
00:39:34小屁孩儿,你说话顶用啊!
00:39:37顶用!
00:39:38圣旨就按老六的法!
00:39:40三个字!
00:39:41那就打!
00:39:43我会把你们大叶将军的人头作叶狐!
00:39:47我还要拿你国王的头盖骨,
00:39:50当九体啊!
00:39:52你!
00:39:53你!
00:39:54阿西班!
00:39:55我要跟你冤斗!
00:39:56狗爸!
00:39:57撕斗他!
00:40:03敢接吗?
00:40:04你!
00:40:07年轻人什么不敢做!
00:40:09鞋!
00:40:10捕吃!
00:40:11把管人带上了!
00:40:15走!
00:40:16走!
00:40:19什么!
00:40:20老大!
00:40:21你!
00:40:22你让我打他!
00:40:23你先试试酒吧!
00:40:24哈哈哈哈!
00:40:28找来一个女流之辈参加比斗!
00:40:30你大叶当真是无人了!
00:40:33老刘!
00:40:34不可胡闹!
00:40:35就是!
00:40:36丢人血盐!
00:40:39欠博!
00:40:41不是啊老大!
00:40:43你是想让我拿丝腕累怨他是吗?
00:40:47这不重要!
00:40:49我问你啊!
00:40:50刚才这俩老灯侮辱你老大!
00:40:53遗仓怎么办?
00:40:56弄他!
00:40:57有你这句话那就是好样的!
00:41:00不过!
00:41:01咱们也不能给大叶丢人!
00:41:03去!
00:41:04拿上我的家伙事再回来!
00:41:05好!
00:41:06我马上回来!
00:41:09这怎么还害怕的跑了!
00:41:12还打不打?
00:41:13稍等一下!
00:41:14换装啊!
00:41:19来了!
00:41:30老大让我打!
00:41:31那就干净!
00:41:34唯武!
00:41:35唯武!
00:41:37简直是不堪入目!
00:41:39打个破棒锤
00:41:40是要给我洗袜子吧!
00:41:43快偷打就很能打啊!
00:41:45本人!
00:41:46秀他!
00:41:47小场面!
00:41:48尚才艺!
00:41:49尚才艺!
00:41:50尚才艺!
00:41:51尚才艺!
00:41:52尚才艺!
00:41:53一伙!
00:41:54你看!
00:41:55快!
00:41:58小场面!
00:41:59尚才艺!
00:42:00I can't
00:42:02I can't
00:42:04I can't
00:42:06I can't
00:42:08I can't
00:42:10I can't
00:42:12I can't
00:42:14What is this?
00:42:16I'm here
00:42:18Yes, I can't
00:42:20Oh, this is the magic
00:42:22This is magic
00:42:24No, this is magic
00:42:26What is this magic?
00:42:28No
00:42:30He's still moving
00:42:32He's still moving
00:42:34The last thing is not being filled
00:42:36Kuan Yuen, go ahead
00:42:38What?
00:42:40Kuan Yuen
00:42:42Kuan Yuen
00:42:44Kuan Yuen
00:42:46Kuan Yuen
00:42:48Kuan Yuen
00:42:50Kuan Yuen, you're all right
00:42:52Kuan Yuen
00:42:54I'm not a kid
00:42:56Next 할grť
00:42:58Kuan Yuen
00:43:00Kuan Yuen
00:43:02Kuan Yuen
00:43:05Kuan Yuen
00:43:06Kuan Yuen
00:43:07Kuan Yuen
00:43:08Page guest
00:43:10Kuan Yuen
00:43:11I will do your best
00:43:14Kuan Yuen
00:43:15Kuan Yuen
00:43:16Kuan Yuen
00:43:21Kutatai
00:43:22Kuan Yuen
00:43:22Come on.
00:43:23I'm going to come.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:27Come on.
00:43:28Come on.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:30I'll give you a call.
00:43:31Next time I'll have you.
00:43:34Fine.
00:43:35You're the one.
00:43:36Go.
00:43:37I'm gonna kill him.
00:43:41You're the one who killed me.
00:43:43You're the one who killed me.
00:43:45You're the one who killed me.
00:43:46Let's go.
00:43:47Go.
00:43:48What is going on?
00:43:50Let's go.
00:43:52Plan to love me.
00:43:53I know how I came.
00:43:55To ask your master 500 years ago,
00:43:58I would just hand on the airplane.
00:44:00You said Friedman.
00:44:02Take care.
00:44:03As the hero.
00:44:04I'm super nervous.
00:44:06For the time of бо Sage,
00:44:09Are you gonna kill me?
00:44:11Get in speaking.
00:44:13You willing?
00:44:14Unfortunately,
00:44:15It's the gift of love.
00:44:17I'm just going to fight
00:44:21I'm going to fight
00:44:22I'm going to fight
00:44:24I'm going to fight
00:44:28I'm going to fight
00:44:30I'm going to fight
00:44:32It's a weird one
00:44:34This is a weird one
00:44:35What kind of armor?
00:44:41I've got a gun
00:44:42It's a weird one
00:44:44It's not a weird one
00:44:46What kind of hell?
00:44:49I'll tell you!
00:44:50You'll have to break it down!
00:44:53I'm not sure!
00:44:55I'm not sure!
00:44:57I'm not sure!
00:44:58I'm not sure!
00:45:04What?
00:45:05It's impossible!
00:45:07I'll tell you a word.
00:45:09But what?
00:45:14What?
00:45:15...
00:45:22I've 무엇 to pardon my lord.
00:45:25...
00:45:26...
00:45:33...
00:45:38...
00:45:40...
00:45:45朋友 你把路走绝了
00:45:53我高高梨 60万口鲜
00:45:58等你们成为街下沉沦那天
00:46:00让你们皇子皇孙北寿木马
00:46:04回去也给你们高高梨王带个话
00:46:08我为辽东倒舍了安东都户府
00:46:11我大夜的版图
00:46:13我一路平推过去
00:46:15你们就等着王国灭种吧
00:46:20在辽东
00:46:24在辽东
00:46:26我高狗黎
00:46:27与大业赌上国运
00:46:29打一场
00:46:32你们就等死吧
00:46:34你们都等死吧
00:46:36等死吧你们
00:46:38六十万
00:46:39高狗黎空先六十万
00:46:45Oh, my father, this is the case of the law.
00:46:48Oh, my father, you are a man of a man.
00:46:51Let me take a look at you.
00:46:53You have to do it.
00:46:55I have to do it.
00:46:58How good?
00:47:03I'm going to kill you.
00:47:05I'm going to kill you today.
00:47:06I'm going to kill you.
00:47:07I'm going to kill you later.
00:47:09I'm going to kill you later.
00:47:11I'm going to kill you later.
00:47:13Let me take you to the king of the king.
00:47:15He is champion, and you will be his father.
00:47:18Nice girl.
00:47:20You're a man of a evil father.
00:47:22How good is he?
00:47:23I'm good at you.
00:47:24You look great at you.
00:47:25You're a man of a evil father.
00:47:27Who can you do?
00:47:28I'm good at you too.
00:47:30His friend.
00:47:31I'm going to kill you.
00:47:32I'll kill you.
00:47:33You're my friend.
00:47:34What are you doing?
00:47:36You already want to win this game?
00:47:38What are you doing?
00:47:39Hear me?
00:47:41我要住武德殿
00:47:43我要当太子
00:47:45你配吗
00:47:48凭什么呢
00:47:51不是啊
00:47:52你俩要真有本事的话
00:47:53那玄武门对涛呗
00:47:55谁赢谁太子
00:47:57老六
00:47:59你怎么连父皇一起骂呢
00:48:02这玄武门就是一场意外
00:48:05你那些叔叔伯伯是老死的
00:48:08我说的没错吧 诸位爱卿
00:48:11对对对
00:48:12亲王就是二十八岁老死的
00:48:15真是他们身体不行
00:48:16不是陛下一见封侯
00:48:18对吧
00:48:21你们不许学我
00:48:23兄有弟公
00:48:25好好相处
00:48:26行
00:48:28那不让我做太子
00:48:30打算赏我什么
00:48:31赏你个屁
00:48:33赶紧上学去
00:48:34你个流氓皇子
00:48:35我
00:48:36滚了老邓
00:48:40哎呀 朕这个老六啊 不是省油的灯啊
00:48:44要是真学过 以后一定收足相残
00:48:48还是送到地方做清贤王爷吧
00:48:51那就封王就番
00:48:55杨州 淮州 赶州京州 你选去地方做王爷
00:49:00到了地方就与太子无缘了 可悲
00:49:06在父皇面前锋芒毕露 何该去地方
00:49:11让我旧翻 可以了 不过我要选山海关 我要去辽东 我要当辽东节度使
00:49:20这辽洞可是高沟梨的地盘
00:49:23我们现在只有一座山海关
00:49:26你确定要到敌人的地盘去做王
00:49:29搞笑
00:49:30一年
00:49:32父皇 我只需要你给我一年
00:49:35我可以荡平高沟梨
00:49:37但是提前说好
00:49:38我抢到的地盘全都给我
00:49:41君无戏言
00:49:44你可要想清楚了
00:49:45前朝一百万都没有打下来的地盘
00:49:48你就能打下来
00:49:49我可以立军令撞
00:49:51不过 我得问父皇你要一个人
00:49:55什么人
00:49:55薛仁贵
00:49:57我没听说过此人哪
00:50:02顾弄学习
00:50:04给你一万个薛仁贵
00:50:06你也肯不像勾勾你
00:50:08把军中同名同姓的人找出来给老刘
00:50:10诺
00:50:11父皇 薛仁贵武族轻重
00:50:15我怀疑的是六帝的统兵才能
00:50:18辽东事关边境安危
00:50:21要是交给一个流氓
00:50:23恐怕不妥
00:50:24我恳请父皇试探一下六帝的统军才能
00:50:28若是此人能力不足
00:50:31我建议去领南就范
00:50:32免得边境不保
00:50:35边境一时过于重大
00:50:39老六
00:50:40我是朕不让你去
00:50:41是你的统兵之能
00:50:43朕一时没有看到
00:50:45所以实在是不能放权给你
00:50:49那不如
00:50:51咱们各位现在就一步叫场
00:50:53我现场练兵给你们看
00:50:56就你个草根
00:50:58能有什么能力
00:50:59看到阵仗也吓尿了裤子
00:51:02好 就按老六说的吧
00:51:06随我一同去叫场
00:51:08看看老六如何点兵
00:51:11诺
00:51:12把所有的残兵溃兵逃兵叫过来
00:51:21我看他怎么练这个兵
00:51:26陛下
00:51:30陛下
00:51:31亲家 我们来了
00:51:33陛下
00:51:34小女听闻龙需要点兵
00:51:37特意要来观摩观摩
00:51:39好啊 好啊
00:51:41就那个草包还练兵
00:51:43兵练他还差不多
00:51:45那好吧
00:51:47残兵败将都在了
00:51:50这些兵都是游子 冰皮 还有残疾
00:51:54他要是能把这兵练好
00:51:56我把龙鱼吃
00:51:58朕的老六怎么还不懂啊
00:52:01父皇 他怕
00:52:04没能力 不敢来吧
00:52:06确实如此
00:52:08你哪边的你啊
00:52:12难道这个老六真的是银枪辣头没本领
00:52:17来迟了
00:52:18各位久等
00:52:20不好意思啊
00:52:23不好意思啊
00:52:24稍微迟到了一会儿
00:52:26那个
00:52:27那个
00:52:28昨晚照顾本明一宿
00:52:30值得累了
00:52:32你照顾这个小太妹一宿
00:52:34你有没有辅导
00:52:35喂
00:52:36按照先后顺势的话
00:52:37你才是嫂
00:52:39你
00:52:40你也给他淫尸了
00:52:42对吧
00:52:43那当然了
00:52:44给他淫了一宿了
00:52:46吃醋了
00:52:47这 这成何体统啊
00:52:49哎
00:52:50罢了罢了
00:52:51关系乱也是我李家的佳学
00:52:53这无伤大雅
00:52:55啊
00:52:56啊
00:52:57啊
00:52:58对对对
00:52:59论爸嫂的水平
00:53:00还得是老爹
00:53:01六爹
00:53:02六爹
00:53:03这开会怎么还让领导等呢
00:53:05你心里没数了
00:53:07你怕是练不明白比没脸过来吧
00:53:10哎
00:53:11你小子说什么呢
00:53:12对我老大放尊重点
00:53:13狗也敢帮衬几句了
00:53:15你
00:53:16不是
00:53:17对我二哥说话放尊重点
00:53:19二哥
00:53:20那个
00:53:21你这张嘴啊
00:53:22要是还是满嘴喷粪的话
00:53:24我就把你这闭嘴给撕了
00:53:26哎
00:53:27胸有敌功不要吵架啊
00:53:29今天父皇可是要审视你的练兵手法
00:53:33若不行
00:53:34嗯
00:53:35直接辽东仪是什么
00:53:36直接辽东仪是可就作废了
00:53:40哈哈哈哈
00:53:41陛下
00:53:42嗯
00:53:43大皇子点兵可点一万
00:53:45二皇子点兵可点五万
00:53:48陛下点兵可点百万
00:53:50嗯
00:53:51不知龙絮点兵可点多少啊
00:53:55龙絮点兵
00:53:56多多益善
00:53:58就你
00:53:59吹吹吹吹吹吹吧你
00:54:01丢人现眼
00:54:02来
00:54:03展示
00:54:04我就不信
00:54:06你能整得了兵有子
00:54:09老大
00:54:10你以前也没带过兵啊
00:54:12这怎么办
00:54:13是啊老大
00:54:14能行吗
00:54:15他们可不是小商小败啊
00:54:17没问题
00:54:18相信我们
00:54:19走
00:54:20晚上野兵场见
00:54:21发响了吗
00:54:24老子还要去青楼呢
00:54:27别耽误我时间
00:54:29这人他们是谁啊
00:54:30不知道我
00:54:31哼
00:54:32我是谁
00:54:34我是你们以后的教官
00:54:36可以叫我阿瑟
00:54:37下班了呀阿瑟
00:54:39哼
00:54:40很好
00:54:41都很有精神嘛
00:54:42那既然如此
00:54:43我就要公布我的律法
00:54:45十一抽杀律
00:54:48十一抽杀律
00:54:50十一抽杀律
00:54:52十一抽杀律
00:54:53十一抽杀
00:54:54兵法怎么没这一条
00:54:56我熟读兵法
00:54:58没听说过有这条律法呀
00:55:00他编的
00:55:01爹
00:55:02你听说过这个吗
00:55:04嗯不曾听说啊
00:55:05可能是他随口胡搜出来的律法吧
00:55:08抽杀
00:55:10你讲故事呢
00:55:12听不懂
00:55:13听不懂
00:55:14哼
00:55:15小娃娃
00:55:16喂
00:55:17我想先问问你们其中的某些人
00:55:19都干过什么大事
00:55:21逃兵
00:55:22怎么了
00:55:23嗯
00:55:24杀粮冒功
00:55:25哎哟
00:55:26你呢
00:55:27吃枯下
00:55:28嘿嘿嘿
00:55:29Very good
00:55:30非常的好
00:55:31都是我们国家的国之重量啊
00:55:34我说李台啊
00:55:36谢谢你给我找的这些好人啊
00:55:38六弟
00:55:39练兵嘛
00:55:40咱们要练就练最难的
00:55:43老大
00:55:44这回真不好搞
00:55:46这些人全都是油子和人渣
00:55:48老大
00:55:49你忍不住他们的啊
00:55:50这些人管不了
00:55:51没有搞不定的人
00:55:53各位啊
00:55:54你们呢
00:55:56都是我大业的沙子
00:55:58废物
00:55:59商量战场呢
00:56:00你们也只会逃跑
00:56:01战力疲弱
00:56:02你们各位都是带罪之身
00:56:05怎么
00:56:06要拔我们啊
00:56:07拔不了
00:56:08罚不了
00:56:09我不敢
00:56:10罚不了
00:56:11那就试试呗
00:56:12哼
00:56:13我的律法十一抽杀率
00:56:16就是十个人为一个小组
00:56:18十把签
00:56:19九长一短
00:56:21谁若抽到短签
00:56:23当即处死
00:56:24怎么样
00:56:25十个人离只死一个
00:56:27我还是挺温柔的吧
00:56:29怎么
00:56:30杀人
00:56:31真的假的
00:56:32真的假的
00:56:33广云发枪
00:56:34尽量
00:56:36闪云发枪
00:56:37杀人
00:56:42杀人
00:56:43杀人
00:56:44杀人
00:56:45杀人
00:56:47杀人
00:56:48杀人
00:56:49杀人
00:56:50杀人
00:56:51杀人
00:56:52It's funny.
00:56:54You can see it.
00:56:56This is my rule.
00:56:58I'll go.
00:57:00I'll go.
00:57:02I'll go.
00:57:12I'll go.
00:57:14I'll go.
00:57:16I'll go.
00:57:18I'll go.
00:57:22Uh,
00:57:24老六死举真是有趣 十个杀一个 既避免全杀引起滑变 又让人心存侥幸 觉得死的人不是自己 威严和惩戒都达到了目的啊 实在是高
00:57:42陛下 您有没有可能是遇见幼龙啊
00:57:47好残忍 没想到他还有这么铁血的一面 这个陵萌竟然这么狠 我觉得现在人数还是有点多啊 广云继续抄
00:58:05等气 报告老大 仇杀完毕 以后我的律法懂了吗
00:58:17明白了 阿三
00:58:22很好 那接下来我说第二件事
00:58:26我知道 你们现在啊 其实只是怕 并不是服我
00:58:32你们心里都会想 这个不就是个空降的皇子吗
00:58:38肯定又是个 靠关系的 没什么实力的 那么现在
00:58:43你们所有人 给我抗讨论 薛仁贵出列
00:58:52阿三叫我啊
00:58:53终于是见到真人了
00:58:54终于是见到真人了
00:58:55我虽然跟你素未谋面了
00:58:56但是 我一直很欣赏你
00:58:58殿下这份小事 好突然
00:59:01行了 抬起来 放在一百步以外的距离吧
00:59:07我李鹏菊要和薛仁贵一拼箭出
00:59:11原能射击
00:59:12在一百米处的体上呢 放一小树枝
00:59:15我俩去射箭 谁若射不中树枝
00:59:18我俩各自冲杀
00:59:21阿三 我薛仁贵一条贱命
00:59:23怎可与殿下斗命呢
00:59:25胡闹啊 殿下 您是皇子
00:59:28您怎么可以抽杀呢
00:59:30陛下请阻止殿下
00:59:31君律不是儿戏
00:59:33小碗刚又昏运 咱可突然手管
00:59:35是啊
00:59:36开什么玩笑
00:59:37一百步
00:59:38你以为你是吕布啊
00:59:40六郎 你到底在想什么
00:59:44阿三 你这是真想让我开门
00:59:47看
00:59:49必须得看
00:59:50当着陛下和我的面开
00:59:52你可以的
00:59:53我相信你
00:59:54殿下这是要帮我
00:59:56阿三
00:59:58末将 领命
01:00:10好剑草药
01:00:11有奉献之勇
01:00:13可 可 可以了啊
01:00:15逼到这里就可以了
01:00:17可以了 可以了
01:00:18可以了
01:00:19老大
01:00:20你怀疑谁呢
01:00:21我们老大
01:00:22那眼睛闭上都能射
01:00:23你
01:00:24不要这么活
01:00:25老大争着射
01:00:27没事
01:00:28你射不中的话
01:00:29我去把那小事给你取了
01:00:33胡辰
01:00:34去
01:00:35把那个截
01:00:36再往后放一百步
01:00:38然后把我的弓拿了
01:00:40你
01:00:41去
01:00:42好
01:00:44两百步
01:00:45这怎么可能
01:00:47你胡扯
01:00:48你以为你是好异啊
01:00:50那两百米怎么可能嘛
01:00:52李鹏君你疯了
01:00:53两百步怎么可能射中
01:00:55两百步
01:00:56就是年轻时候的我
01:00:58也未必啊
01:00:59这是什么弓
01:01:03好奇奇怪的构造
01:01:07这是什么弓
01:01:08这是什么弓啊
01:01:09不知道
01:01:10狂猛玄虚 两百步
01:01:11放心
01:01:12他射中了
01:01:17我要将那混蛋
01:01:19与谁谁再断绝
01:01:22再再一遍
01:01:24看那红火的蝶
01:01:25让人在沉斜
01:01:27会被人灭
01:01:28殿下剑术无双
01:01:30剑术无双
01:01:31剑术无双
01:01:32剑术无双
01:01:33剑术无双
01:01:34剑术无双
01:01:35剑术无双
01:01:36剑术无双
01:01:37全体战士听令
01:01:38以后
01:01:39我李鹏举的命令
01:01:40那就是军令
01:01:41我李鹏举的律法
01:01:42那就是军法
01:01:44我若让你们其中谁去斩将夺旗
01:01:47谁若敢后退一步
01:01:49如同那根旗
01:01:51听到没有
01:01:52听到没有
01:01:53是
01:01:54吵
01:01:55吵
01:01:56吵
01:01:57上前来
01:01:59李鹏举训兵有方
01:02:01即刻领辽东截斗使
01:02:03截斗以方
01:02:04为国守将
01:02:05管约虎施薛人贵
01:02:07赐辽东军统领一职
01:02:10辅佐李鹏举
01:02:12尊举
01:02:13尊举
01:02:14老六啊
01:02:15很精彩的训令
01:02:16没想到我戎马一生
01:02:18在你身上还能学到东西
01:02:20好啊
01:02:21即日起程吧
01:02:22辽东就交给你了
01:02:24多谢父皇谈案
01:02:27这明明是死局啊
01:02:29死大敌
01:02:30必杀之
01:02:32放心
01:02:34皇兄
01:02:35我已经联系到了辽东别家
01:02:37他要是想执掌辽东
01:02:39只怕没那么什么意
01:02:41让辽东别家
01:02:43架空他
01:02:44然后
01:02:45后
01:02:46重置后快
01:02:50喂
01:02:51没想到你还挺厉害的嘛
01:02:53是
01:02:54床上床下呀
01:02:56你
01:02:57东童子
01:02:59陛下
01:03:01回宫歇息吧
01:03:02年轻人让他们多聊聊
01:03:05好
01:03:06老大
01:03:11你也太厉害了
01:03:12你都没看到
01:03:13那个李台
01:03:14刚才脸都黑了
01:03:15这才哪儿到哪儿啊
01:03:17告诉你们啊
01:03:18从今天过后
01:03:19那才是得
01:03:20真刀真枪的干
01:03:21虎吃
01:03:22来
01:03:23学生哥
01:03:24有
01:03:25你们俩随我去聊动
01:03:26我对你们呢
01:03:27只有一个要求
01:03:28殿下吉家
01:03:29做丛龙之臣
01:03:30名流青史
01:03:31愿小权吧
01:03:32愿小权吧
01:03:33老大
01:03:34老大
01:03:35那我呢
01:03:36我呢
01:03:37你什么你啊
01:03:38你个小太妹
01:03:39好好给我打工
01:03:44想什么呢
01:03:45你不在大臣之列
01:03:47好好留在我身边就行了
01:03:49嗯
01:03:50李鹏菊
01:03:51跟我回家
01:03:52我有话跟你说
01:03:55你不在大臣之列
01:03:58我看你啊
01:03:59不是要当上太子了
01:04:00是要当上皇帝了
01:04:01是要当上皇帝了
01:04:02嗯
01:04:03都开始册封后宫了
01:04:04看不出来你这么自信
01:04:06那我必须自信
01:04:08不过
01:04:09我好像还没册封你啊
01:04:11那要不
01:04:13我封你个五品财人怎么样
01:04:16你就做做女工
01:04:18洗洗衣服啥
01:04:19我做财人
01:04:20我可是明媚正确的
01:04:21拼什么
01:04:23因为我不想当陈世美
01:04:25我不介意做陈世美
01:04:28我不介意做陈世美
01:04:31哼
01:04:32我告诉你啊 徐大婉
01:04:34咱们两个呢 是次婚
01:04:37这第一呢 没有什么感情基础
01:04:40这第二
01:04:41我不喜欢你这个高高在上的官家大小姐的样子
01:04:45这第三嘛
01:04:47我是皇子
01:04:48你是臣女
01:04:49这论背景论实力
01:04:51那都是你要服侍我的
01:04:53那我们算什么
01:04:55问问问问问
01:04:56天天问个没完没了的
01:04:57你的脑子里天天想那些清清暗暗的事
01:05:00给我剥个橘子
01:05:01西香记看多了吧你
01:05:04脑子里想的什么呢
01:05:05我告诉你啊
01:05:06这趟去辽东
01:05:08你陪同
01:05:09我就是死在辽东
01:05:10你也得给我炫情
01:05:12我不能拒绝对吗
01:05:14对
01:05:15对
01:05:17我是人渣
01:05:18你是小势利眼
01:05:20咱们两个
01:05:21那是天作之合
01:05:22死都要死一切
01:05:24对了
01:05:26我白天的时候说了
01:05:27晚上要查你功课
01:05:29我写的情诗
01:05:31悲悲了吗
01:05:32不是情诗
01:05:35是岩诗
01:05:36你少废话
01:05:38查功课
01:05:39错一个字
01:05:40多下一个钟
01:05:42这下钟什么意思
01:05:43就是多次
01:05:45最后我一个时辰
01:05:46还好我提前奔下来了
01:05:48那我念
01:05:50那我念
01:05:51行
01:05:54行不行
01:05:55我感觉我还是等不了老师
01:06:04要不这样
01:06:05我告诉你啊
01:06:07我那个橱柜里头
01:06:08有无边框有镜
01:06:10还有
01:06:11我之前给你准备的衣服
01:06:12你去换上啊
01:06:13快去
01:06:14去
01:06:17去
01:06:22这
01:06:23这是什么的什么呀
01:06:24哎呀你别管那么多了
01:06:25赶紧换上
01:06:27Make sure
01:06:36Let's go.
01:07:06That's how you say it's good.
01:07:07You're a good person, you're a good person.
01:07:09You're a good person.
01:07:11You must be a good person.
01:07:14That...
01:07:15That, you can take the teacher to take the teacher.
01:07:19I'm glad you're here.
01:07:32That's enough.
01:07:33Oh, my friend, sit down, we'll continue to go.
01:07:41Oh, my friend, you've got your belt on your belt on your belt.
01:07:45Why don't I put your belt on your belt?
01:07:47I don't have a belt on your belt.
01:07:49You put your foot on your belt, I'll give you a belt on your belt.
01:07:53Oh, my friend.
01:08:02You're leaggeting with me.
01:08:06I can take off your belt.
01:08:12You're broken.
01:08:14Now I'm supposed to make you a belt on your belt.
01:08:17I'm going to give you a belt on your belt.
01:08:19You're broken.
01:08:23Today I am not a teacher of the Holy Spirit,
01:08:26it's a teacher of the Holy Spirit.
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:29Listen to me.
01:08:31Okay.
01:08:32What are you talking about?
01:08:34You are too talented.
01:08:38What are you doing?
01:08:40What are you doing?
01:08:41What are you doing?
01:08:42What are you doing?
01:08:44What are you doing?
01:08:47It's all done.
01:08:49No.
01:08:50What are you doing?
01:08:51What are you doing?
01:08:53Are you guys going to see me?
01:08:54I'll slowly leave me.
01:08:55I'm going to hug you,
01:08:56I'll take a hug.
01:08:57You're not.
01:08:58I'm going to wait.
01:08:59I'm going to be here.
01:09:00I'm going to be here now.
01:09:01But...
01:09:02I'm going to go for a hug.
01:09:03But...
01:09:04did you look here?
01:09:05What was it?
01:09:06I'm going to be like,
01:09:07I'm going to touch you.
01:09:08My brother,
01:09:09we have to take care of you.
01:09:10We're both too.
01:09:11I'm going to be in heaven.
01:09:12I'm going to take care of you.
01:09:13What was the other way?
01:09:16We did not see you on the beach.
01:09:18What did you do?
01:09:19What was your son?
01:09:20How did you go with me?
01:09:21管源 你这样拿什么跟那个狐狸竞争啊
01:09:24嘿嘿嘿 春宵苦短日高起 从此君王不早逃啊
01:09:31说什么呢
01:09:33喂 你昨天晚上是不是拉着我老大习武了
01:09:36习武 还真是个笨丫头 昨晚和彭举问习功课呢
01:09:42难怪老大起不来 原来是在学习文化 老大真厉害
01:09:48咳咳咳 那个点兵 出发辽东
01:09:53老大 这儿就是辽东城了
01:10:04城门关闭 士兵送
01:10:07这也不像是惯赢的态度啊
01:10:09阿萨 这辽东城别价安静序 可是大皇子的人啊
01:10:14老大 现在怎么管
01:10:16老人 我靠门
01:10:19好
01:10:23冲门
01:10:25胆子不小
01:10:26给他们尽知
01:10:34不好
01:10:35水啊
01:10:36啊
01:10:37啊
01:10:38啊
01:10:39啊
01:10:40啊
01:10:41啊
01:10:42啊
01:10:43啊
01:10:44啊
01:10:45啊
01:10:46啊
01:10:47啊
01:10:48啊
01:10:49啊
01:10:50啊
01:10:51啊
01:10:52啊
01:10:53啊
01:10:54啊
01:10:55啊
01:10:56啊
01:10:57啊
01:10:58啊
01:10:59啊
01:11:01啊
01:11:04啊
01:11:05啊
01:11:07啊
01:11:08啊
01:11:09啊
01:11:10啊
01:11:11啊
01:11:12Good.
01:11:13I'll give you three.
01:11:14I'll give you three.
01:11:15I'll give you three.
01:11:16Yes.
01:11:29This is not a man.
01:11:31I'm going to have a plan.
01:11:35I'll take a look.
01:11:37Yes.
01:11:42啊
01:11:51误会啊误会啊诸位远道而来有失远盈你看这守城的将士把各位当高功力给打了这不是天大的误会吗
01:12:05你做什么状态
01:12:12原來是一場木會
01:12:15那是當然啦
01:12:16如果我知道是六殿下清臨
01:12:18給安某人一千個膽子
01:12:20我也不敢鋤精汁啊
01:12:22原來是個消滅火
01:12:25我倒要看看你有多弄身
01:12:29精汁無妨
01:12:31不過
01:12:32我們這衣服給弄髒了
01:12:35要不然
01:12:37嫂子衣服給我擦擦
01:12:42啊 夫人 穿上吧 别着凉了 皇子第一你不穿 安城主下就不赢啊
01:12:58好恶之味 不过好解气啊 穿
01:13:04穿呐 不穿不给面 信不信我一封奏折 递到我爹桌上去
01:13:14我叫你穿 走吧
01:13:28成熟知性 温润如玉
01:13:34一看就没有副科病
01:13:36安城主 把你夫人借我用两天
01:13:41六殿下 这不妥吧
01:13:44有什么不好意思的 逗哥们
01:13:47你要是觉得心里不公平的话 那我把
01:13:54虎吃给你换 虎吃过去
01:13:56得嘞
01:13:58我虎吃体温可有四十度 最适合暖床了
01:14:01怎么样 安城主
01:14:03燕不燕户
01:14:08sunt
01:14:11这兄弟 我就不要了
01:14:13夫人到妻记得还
01:14:15《封豪》
01:14:19卧槽 我第一次遇到旗鼓相当的对手 老婆倒了 真狠啊
01:14:26殿下 下榻的地方我已替你安排好了 晚上好好睡 但别睡太死了
01:14:34这个安城主放心 我一定会好好睡的
01:14:40对了 殿下 为了迎接您 我给你安排了一个小节目 请殿下慢慢享用
01:14:48铜驴 来了 过来
01:14:51铜驴见过殿下 见过安城主
01:14:57你要表演个什么节目
01:14:59铜驴不过是一个跑江湖的 不懂大的规矩
01:15:03殿下立临 铜驴应邀表演一个小节目 想请殿下一同参加
01:15:09抬上来
01:15:10是
01:15:11咱们玩一下 真人转盘躲飞刀
01:15:20咱们都把一个至亲在轮盘上 炸飞刀 不过最后不死人
01:15:28有趣 真是有趣啊
01:15:30铜驴 把我绑上去吧
01:15:36我相信你
01:15:37那么殿下 准备往哪位上转盘啊
01:15:43那我就选
01:15:47你上玩 你上
01:15:59你他吗
01:16:01哎呀 人家刚刚让我选的是至亲
01:16:04我选的是你
01:16:05大可不必
01:16:06说什么不能是我
01:16:08因为你乖
01:16:10他不玩
01:16:12那好吧
01:16:14上去 我要玩
01:16:16我杀了你啊 狗东西
01:16:18我好怕怕啊
01:16:19我好怕怕啊
01:16:20殿下
01:16:24要不我先来
01:16:25你先请
01:16:27有请安城主
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