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00:28:14Can I have a microphone so people can hear me?
00:28:16They can hear you right now.
00:28:18You are mic'd up. This little thing right here, that's the microphone. Why thank you-
00:28:21Hello!
00:28:22Hello, nice to meet you.
00:28:24Well, welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming on. We appreciate it.
00:28:28Thank you, nice to meet you. All right. When you come to Kazakhstan, you can stay in my house.
00:28:33Well, thank you so much. And you can sleep in my house and you can use my sister.
00:28:36Well, I appreciate the invitation. Thank you so much. And meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest on Tropical Storm Emily, when we return.
00:28:4210 seconds, say bye.
00:28:44This is 16 WAPT News this morning.
00:28:48Traffic is flowing along smoothly along Interstate 55. Dry road conditions. However, if you're heading to the north, not too far away from Holmes and Natalia County, there's some showers up there.
00:28:57Took that out on live from Point Doppler 16 radar this morning.
00:29:00Thank you, very nice.
00:29:02What's your name?
00:29:04Um, we're on here right now doing the weather.
00:29:07What's your name?
00:29:08We're on here doing the weather right now. I'm, uh, go over here with Adrian. Go over here. Adrian, she's calling you to go over here.
00:29:13He is in shape.
00:29:14Yes, I'm, uh.
00:29:15Oh, well, nice.
00:29:16That's good.
00:29:17Go over here with, uh.
00:29:20What do you do here?
00:29:22I'm, uh, I'm the weather guy.
00:29:24What the matter?
00:29:25Okay, um.
00:29:26Bye-bye.
00:29:27Nice to meet you.
00:29:28Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar right now.
00:29:32Showing some showers and storms up to the north of Kazi.
00:29:36Okay, but, um, nice to meet you.
00:29:40Thank you.
00:29:41Showers and storms north of the Yazoo city up towards Kaziesko.
00:29:43Thank you. Bye-bye.
00:30:08Driving all night.
00:30:10Too many miles to go
00:30:13Pedal to the metal
00:30:16Listening to the radio
00:30:17I got three days to get
00:30:21From Cheyenne to San Antonio
00:30:23That's the life of a cowboy
00:30:25Riding the rodeo
00:30:28Of course, every picture
00:30:32That we get
00:30:33Back from the terrorists
00:30:35Or anything else
00:30:37The Muslims, they look like you
00:30:39Black hair and black mustache
00:30:41Shave that dadgum mustache off
00:30:44So you're not so conspicuous
00:30:46So you look like maybe an Italian
00:30:48Or something
00:30:50As far as from people looking at you
00:30:52I see a lot of people
00:30:54And I think there's a dadgum Muslim
00:30:55I don't know what kind of bomb
00:30:57He's got strapped to him
00:30:58And you probably aren't a Muslim
00:31:00Maybe that's not your religion
00:31:01No, I am a Kazakh
00:31:02I follow the Hulk
00:31:04But you look like
00:31:05This thing gets over with
00:31:08And when we win it
00:31:09And kick the butts over there
00:31:10And all of them son of a butts
00:31:12Hanging from the gallows
00:31:13Yes
00:31:14By that time
00:31:15You will have proven yourself
00:31:16And they'll understand
00:31:17You'll be accepted
00:31:18Take care
00:31:19Thank you
00:31:19I ain't gonna kiss you
00:31:21Why not?
00:31:22The people that do the kissing
00:31:23Over here are the ones
00:31:24That float around like that
00:31:25Are they all alone?
00:31:26Yeah
00:31:27Stay away from them that kiss
00:31:29Okay
00:31:29You don't want no about kissing
00:31:31In my country
00:31:32They take them
00:31:33And they take them to jail
00:31:34And finish them
00:31:35Take them out and hang them
00:31:36Yes
00:31:36But we're trying to get done here
00:31:38High five
00:31:39Thank you
00:31:40Ladies and gentlemen
00:31:41Of Salem, Virginia
00:31:42Would you please give
00:31:43A warm American welcome
00:31:44To a gentleman
00:31:45Who has come all the way
00:31:47From Kazakhstan
00:31:48And we are honored
00:31:50To have singing
00:31:51Our national anthem
00:31:52Ladies and gentlemen
00:31:53My name is Borat
00:32:07I come from Kazakhstan
00:32:08Can I say first
00:32:11We support your war of terror
00:32:14May we show our support
00:32:20To our boys in Iraq
00:32:22May US and they
00:32:26Kill every single terrorist
00:32:29May George Bush
00:32:35Drink the blood
00:32:36Of every single man
00:32:38Woman and child of Iraq
00:32:40May you destroy their country
00:32:45So that for the next thousand years
00:32:48Not even a single lizard
00:32:50Will survive in their desert
00:32:52To show our friendship
00:32:55I now will sing
00:32:56Our Kazakh national anthem
00:32:58To the tune
00:33:00Of your national anthem
00:33:02Please sing
00:33:03Kazakhstan is the greatest
00:33:09Country in the world
00:33:12All other countries
00:33:15Are run by little girls
00:33:19Kazakhstan is number one
00:33:22Exporter of potassium
00:33:25Other Central Asian countries
00:33:29Have inferior potassium
00:33:32Kazakhstan is the greatest country
00:33:37In the world
00:33:39All other countries
00:33:42Is the home of the gays
00:33:44I was sad
00:34:03The rodeo peoples
00:34:05Did not like me
00:34:06What if Pamela
00:34:07Did not like me too
00:34:09We needed something
00:34:10To change our fortunes
00:34:12Do not fear me gypsy
00:34:21All I want from you
00:34:22Is your tears
00:34:23Please give them to me
00:34:25Or I will take them
00:34:26I'm not a gypsy
00:34:28I'm Midwestern farmer's daughter
00:34:30Americana
00:34:31You have many treasures
00:34:33Who did you rob for this
00:34:34We didn't rob them
00:34:35They all came from
00:34:36Inside the house
00:34:37I will look on your treasures
00:34:38Gypsy
00:34:39Is this understood
00:34:42I will look on them
00:34:43Please do
00:34:45Who is this lady
00:34:49You have shrunk
00:34:50Was she the owner
00:34:52Of this house
00:34:52That you camp in front of
00:34:54No
00:34:54There's a couple more
00:34:55Child's dolls
00:34:56Do not try shrink me gypsy
00:34:58I'm serious
00:35:00These are your spells
00:35:01No
00:35:02There's a good one
00:35:03The millionaire mindset
00:35:04There we go
00:35:06Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:35:07They want
00:35:09They want
00:35:10It means you love me
00:35:18Who is this lady
00:35:19Who is this lady
00:35:20Who is this lady
00:35:21Who is this lady
00:35:22Who is this lady
00:35:23Who is this lady
00:35:24Yeah
00:35:24Everything is fine
00:35:25Don't be afraid
00:35:26Don't be afraid
00:35:27Don't be afraid
00:35:28We go to California
00:35:29Everything is fine
00:35:30Are you sure you can do it?
00:35:31Yes, yes, yes
00:35:32I got it
00:35:33I got it
00:35:34You want to go out?
00:35:51You want to go out?
00:35:58Willkommen?
00:36:28Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:36:30You look like Michael Jackson Beat It.
00:36:32Man, you better be talking.
00:36:34I like you peoples.
00:36:36Can you teach me how to dress?
00:36:38How can I be like you?
00:36:40Well, first of all, you need to loosen up their belt,
00:36:42let them jeans down.
00:36:44Pull them down?
00:36:46Don't pull them down like you're finna go.
00:36:48Like a hoe?
00:36:50No, no, no.
00:36:52Like this?
00:36:54But don't show your huggies down, man.
00:36:56What the hell?
00:36:58Is that fish, man?
00:37:00No, no, no. This is my antipans.
00:37:02What kind of music do you listen to?
00:37:04I like very much Korky Butchek.
00:37:06You know Korky Butchek?
00:37:08Bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:37:10Bing, bong, bing, bong, bing, ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:37:12Before you stick it.
00:37:14Can you teach me a speaker like you?
00:37:16What are you trying to say?
00:37:18How do you say, how do you do?
00:37:20What's up with it?
00:37:22What's up with it?
00:37:24What's up with it, Vanilla Face?
00:37:26Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside.
00:37:28Please.
00:37:30We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night.
00:37:32So bang, bang, skit, skit, nigga.
00:37:34We're just a couple of pimps, no hoes.
00:37:36Sir, sir, you gotta leave.
00:37:38You gotta leave.
00:37:40You gotta leave.
00:37:42You gotta leave.
00:37:44You gotta leave.
00:37:46You gotta leave.
00:37:48You gotta leave.
00:37:50You gotta leave.
00:37:52You gotta leave now.
00:37:54We're gonna call the cops.
00:37:55We'll have you taken out.
00:37:57Good morning.
00:37:58I don't mind.
00:37:59You're feeling shit like me, bang, giosko.
00:38:01Hi.
00:38:02I think you have room for tonight?
00:38:16Come on in.
00:38:17Your friend also.
00:38:19This is a beautiful house.
00:38:23All the paintings in the house I did.
00:38:27What is this man?
00:38:29This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece of jewelry.
00:38:34The Yemenites were also jewelers.
00:38:38Why you have a picture of a Jew?
00:38:41Because I'm Jewish, so I have lots of pictures of Jews.
00:38:52This is the room and do you need two pills?
00:38:59Yes, great. Thank you. A lovely place.
00:39:11Let's see a picture.
00:39:24Wait, wait.
00:39:26Okay.
00:39:29Oh, hello.
00:39:31How are you?
00:39:33Great.
00:39:34You're getting settled in?
00:39:36This is a special sandwich for you.
00:39:38Thank you.
00:39:39I'm not so hungry.
00:39:41You can eat this.
00:39:43You're fat.
00:39:45Mold?
00:39:46Mold?
00:39:47You're going to eat because...
00:39:48Take a half.
00:39:49You'll take a half.
00:39:50Just a half and then you'll see.
00:39:52I'm not so hungry.
00:39:53Yeah, you'll eat a little bit.
00:39:59Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry and then you're a guest.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:12I don't want to see you go hungry.
00:40:15What is this picture over here?
00:40:18Okay.
00:40:19It is three in the morning. I am in a nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever.
00:40:48What?
00:40:49Gets it.
00:40:50I gotta go.
00:40:52Fast?
00:40:53They took it.
00:40:54They took it.
00:40:55Put it.
00:40:56It took it.
00:40:57I can't hold it.
00:40:58No, no, no.
00:40:59Ok.
00:41:00Ok.
00:41:01Ok.
00:41:02Ok.
00:41:03Ok.
00:41:04Ok.
00:41:05Ok.
00:41:06Ok.
00:41:07Ok.
00:41:08Ok, ok.
00:41:09Ok, ok.
00:41:11Ok, ok.
00:41:12Ok, ok, ok.
00:41:14Ok, ok.
00:41:15Ok, ok, ok.
00:41:17Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:41:47I would recommend either a 9mm or a .45mm.
00:41:54Very nice.
00:41:58Wah-wah-wah.
00:42:00It's like I movie star a Dirty Herald.
00:42:04Yes.
00:42:05Come on and make my day, Jewel.
00:42:08But he would not sell me guns since I'm not American.
00:42:13So I look for other protection.
00:42:16What type of dog is this?
00:42:21This is a tortoise.
00:42:23Is this a cat in a hat?
00:42:26No, it's a tortoise and a shell.
00:42:28Yes.
00:42:30I need an animal for protection.
00:42:33What do you have for me?
00:42:46No, it's a cat in a teatro.
00:42:56It's a cat in a word.
00:42:58It's a cat in a cat in a mower.
00:42:59We're in a cat in a cat in a cat.
00:43:04High five!
00:43:05Great!
00:43:06Nice!
00:43:34Happy times.
00:43:41We were safe and well on our way to Pamela.
00:43:45It was time to get back to work.
00:44:04Oh, nice to meet you.
00:44:07Hello.
00:44:08It's so nice to meet you.
00:44:10Welcome to America.
00:44:11Will you please teach me how to dine like gentlemen?
00:44:17Of course.
00:44:18I'll be happy to.
00:44:21Is it polite to greet people when I make entry?
00:44:25Yes, it is.
00:44:27Let me introduce you.
00:44:28Yes.
00:44:29Around.
00:44:30You're gonna have to say names.
00:44:31Mike.
00:44:32Mike Jarrett.
00:44:34Hello, I'm Bethany Weston.
00:44:37It's lovely to see you.
00:44:38Nice.
00:44:39How are you doing?
00:44:40How are you doing?
00:44:41My name's Ben.
00:44:45Should I pay interest in peoples around the table sides?
00:44:50Yes.
00:44:51And if it is a big table, a very long table, you might want to restrict your conversation
00:44:58Yes.
00:44:59To people right in your vicinity.
00:45:01Very nice.
00:45:02So you are not yelling.
00:45:03What do you do?
00:45:04I'm the pastor of a church.
00:45:05Yes.
00:45:06What do you do?
00:45:07I have spent years in construction.
00:45:08I'm recently retired.
00:45:09You are retired?
00:45:10Yes.
00:45:11And now...
00:45:12Physical or mental?
00:45:13Retired.
00:45:14No, not retard.
00:45:15I don't work anymore.
00:45:16Stopped working.
00:45:17Stopped working.
00:45:18Stopped working.
00:45:19Is it very good you allow a retard to eat with you in the same place?
00:45:22That's not what we're saying about this man.
00:45:23He is not what you would refer to as retard.
00:45:29No.
00:45:30No.
00:45:31No.
00:45:32No.
00:45:33No.
00:45:34No.
00:45:35No.
00:45:36No.
00:45:37No.
00:45:38Not at all.
00:45:39Do you have a telephone in this village?
00:45:40Um...
00:45:41Of course.
00:45:42Should I show photos of my family?
00:45:43You have photos of your family?
00:45:44Wait.
00:45:45Wonderful.
00:45:46This is my favorite son, who is Louis?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:48No.
00:45:49No, no, not at all.
00:45:51Do you have a telephone in this village?
00:45:53Um...
00:46:02Should I show photos of my family?
00:46:05You have photos of your family?
00:46:06Great.
00:46:07Wonderful.
00:46:09This is my favorite son, Louis Louis.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:13Yes.
00:46:14He looks happy.
00:46:15Yes.
00:46:16He's very strong.
00:46:19My goodness.
00:46:20Is that him holding you?
00:46:21Yes.
00:46:22Very strong.
00:46:23He grow a three centimeter.
00:46:25He now a 17 centimeter long.
00:46:28Oh, okay.
00:46:29I'm not sure I would show these photos of him without clothes on.
00:46:34Should I pay compliments to the peoples?
00:46:38Yes, but only if you truly agree with that compliment.
00:46:44You have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique.
00:46:52You're correct.
00:46:53Yes.
00:46:54That's a very good observation.
00:46:56She is your wife?
00:46:58Nope.
00:46:59That's my wife.
00:47:00In my country, they would go crazy.
00:47:03Oh, my.
00:47:04For these two, not so much.
00:47:07Yes.
00:47:08Wow, I will.
00:47:09What should I say if I need to go to the shit hole?
00:47:14Uh, you mean to the restroom?
00:47:16To the place to make the shit.
00:47:17The bathroom.
00:47:18Okay, what you...
00:47:19Not a bath to make dirt from annus.
00:47:20Not a bath, right.
00:47:21The toilet.
00:47:22Where you make a...
00:47:23Yes.
00:47:24You understand?
00:47:25Yes.
00:47:26Yes.
00:47:27Bad thing from it.
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:29Uh, what you do is you say, excuse me, I need to go to the restroom.
00:47:32Excuse me.
00:47:33Excuse me.
00:47:34Is it possible to go and do a...
00:47:35To be...
00:47:36How you say in the...
00:47:37Upstairs.
00:47:38Upstairs.
00:47:39Just say, excuse me a moment.
00:47:40Excuse me a moment.
00:47:41I need to do a...
00:47:42Excuse me.
00:47:43Thank you.
00:47:44Thank you.
00:47:45Can you go upstairs?
00:47:46Yes.
00:47:47Thank you.
00:47:48I think that the cultural difference...
00:47:50Is it possible to go to the restroom?
00:47:52Yes.
00:47:53Excuse me a moment.
00:47:54Excuse me a moment.
00:47:55Excuse me.
00:47:56Thank you.
00:47:57Can you go upstairs?
00:47:58Yes.
00:47:59Thank you.
00:48:00I think that the cultural differences are vast.
00:48:04Exactly.
00:48:05And I think he's a delightful man.
00:48:08And it wouldn't take very much time for him to really become Americanized.
00:48:14Thank you very much.
00:48:15I feel much better.
00:48:16Cindy, where shall I put this?
00:48:18Just...
00:48:19Where shall I put this?
00:48:21Oh.
00:48:22Um...
00:48:25Maybe in the other...
00:48:26In the other restroom down here.
00:48:27In the...
00:48:28In the...
00:48:29Excuse me.
00:48:30I do not want that.
00:48:31Excuse me.
00:48:32Excuse me for just a moment, please.
00:48:33You roll off...
00:48:36Like this.
00:48:37And you wipe your bottom.
00:48:39And you put the paper...
00:48:40I...
00:48:41You wipe mine?
00:48:42You...
00:48:43No, I don't.
00:48:44You do.
00:48:45This is...
00:48:46This is a very private thing.
00:48:47The host...
00:48:48The host clean the arms of the other?
00:48:49No, no, no, no.
00:48:50No, no, no, no.
00:48:51Nobody touches you except you.
00:48:52Can I bring a guest to dinner?
00:48:54If you have been invited to a home or to a party...
00:48:57Yes.
00:48:58Uh...
00:48:59It is acceptable to bring a guest if you ask your host in advance.
00:49:04Yes.
00:49:05Oh...
00:49:06Still object.
00:49:07Oh, wait.
00:49:08This is my friend.
00:49:09Hello?
00:49:10Hi.
00:49:11I'm looking for Borat.
00:49:12Yes, it's me.
00:49:13Oh, hi.
00:49:14Hi.
00:49:15I'm Lunell.
00:49:16Uh, hello.
00:49:17Hi.
00:49:18Hi.
00:49:19Hi.
00:49:20Oh, okay.
00:49:21Um...
00:49:22Hey, I'll have a dinner party.
00:49:23Okay.
00:49:24Well, we were.
00:49:25I...
00:49:26I don't know exactly what all that we're doing.
00:49:27It is getting very, very late.
00:49:28You have to excuse me.
00:49:29I'm gonna have to go home.
00:49:30Okay.
00:49:31It's getting very, very late.
00:49:32Very nice.
00:49:33And it's time that the...
00:49:34You know, that we were ending our dinner party and everything.
00:49:36Oh.
00:49:37But can she come for a dessert?
00:49:39Absolutely.
00:49:40Yes.
00:49:41Yes.
00:49:42Yes.
00:49:43Yes.
00:49:44Yes.
00:49:45Yes.
00:49:46Yes.
00:49:47Yes.
00:49:48Absolutely not.
00:49:49And neither can you.
00:49:50The sheriff is on his camera.
00:49:51The police are coming down.
00:49:52I hope so.
00:49:53Have you called the police?
00:49:54Thank you.
00:49:55Why you call police?
00:49:56Have Dorita escaped?
00:50:01I want to say I'm very sorry.
00:50:03I've only treated you at this house.
00:50:05Thank you.
00:50:07I was thinking maybe I'd just take the night off and...
00:50:10Why don't we just go out and have some fun?
00:50:12What do you think about that?
00:50:14That's my...
00:50:15Yes.
00:50:16I...
00:50:17What?
00:50:22It's been so long...
00:50:23I can't make her a win.
00:50:25Since I left your baby...
00:50:28Why don't you say where I've been...
00:50:29Hi!
00:50:30My name is Bola.
00:50:31This is my friend, Lunell.
00:50:34She's a prostitute.
00:50:35Oh, no!
00:50:54You are funny on this bulls.
00:50:56Everybody almost see your underpants.
00:50:59I never rode a bull before.
00:51:01Hm.
00:51:03Um, well, you want to come here for a little while?
00:51:09I would like her very much.
00:51:12But I'm in love with a woman in Malibu.
00:51:15It would not be nice to her for me to...
00:51:18Okay, well, if you're ever in town again this way, you know, look me up.
00:51:23If I'm ever in town again, Lunell, I would very much like to pay you for sex.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:31Good night, Lunell.
00:51:33Good night, Borak.
00:51:43Did you say my name right?
00:51:45Borak.
00:51:46You can say Borak or Billy or Bob.
00:51:50Bye.
00:51:52Bambalante has a fairly simple code.
00:52:07She recently explained...
00:52:09Es ist nicht das ganze Logik in der Weise, wie ich lebe meine Leben.
00:52:14Ich bin sehr spontanant.
00:52:17Ich bin sehr spontanant.
00:52:39Ich brauchte ein Geschenk für Pamela,
00:52:42so dass sie mich in ihrer Vagina geben würde.
00:52:46Deshalb bin ich Azamat,
00:52:48um mich zu filmen, in einer amerikanischen Shop.
00:52:58Das sind Ihre Shoppen?
00:53:00Das ist meine Antique Shop.
00:53:02Warum haben Sie so viele Dinge mit einem Flaggen?
00:53:05Wir haben unsere Herzen.
00:53:08Und hier, was ist das?
00:53:12Das sind ein number of Collectibles.
00:53:14Das ist ein Lamp,
00:53:16das du in deinem Haus benutzt.
00:53:18Das ist ein Chinese Klauzener Bell.
00:53:21Und das ist ein kleines Decorative Duck.
00:53:25Und du denkst,
00:53:27wenn sie...
00:53:33Ich bin sorry.
00:53:38Wir brauchen Hilfe.
00:53:40Nein, das ist okay.
00:53:41Ich bin sorry.
00:53:45Ich bin sorry.
00:53:50Ich bin sicher.
00:53:52Ich bin sicher.
00:53:54Ich bin sicher.
00:53:56Ich bin sicher.
00:53:57Ich bin sicher.
00:53:58Ich bin sicher.
00:53:59Ich bin sicher.
00:54:00Ich bin sicher.
00:54:01Ich bin sicher.
00:54:02Ich habe eine Digital Watcher von der Zukunft.
00:54:04Ich werde es Ihnen geben.
00:54:05Es ist mehr als alles.
00:54:07Du hast 425 Stunden.
00:54:09Hours worth of stuff.
00:54:11160.
00:54:12170.
00:54:13180.
00:54:14Das ist nicht genug.
00:54:17Du willst die Haare?
00:54:18Das ist sehr gut.
00:54:19No, ich will keine Haare.
00:54:20Das ist die beste Haare in Kazakhstan.
00:54:22Ich will die Qualität.
00:54:23Ich will nicht die Haare.
00:54:24Das ist die Haare von Pubis.
00:54:25Und ich hab den Pübes zu kaufen.
00:54:26Ich bekomme 2,000 Zibachavana.
00:54:27Ich kann Ihnen 2,000 Zibachavana erst mal nicht.
00:54:28Ich habe das Gefühl.
00:54:29Das ist die Haare in den Tümpen.
00:54:30Es ist das savior.
00:54:31Wie?
00:54:33Ich will Sie, wie?
00:54:34Ich will sie?
00:54:35G
00:54:36Dinge sind Sie?
00:54:3720.
00:54:3820.
00:54:3920.
00:54:4020.
00:54:4120.
00:54:4220.
00:54:4320.
00:54:4420.
00:54:4520.
00:54:4620.
00:54:4720.
00:54:4821.
00:54:4921.
00:54:5021.
00:54:5221.
00:54:5322.
00:54:5422.
00:54:55Dieses Mal ist uns nicht so.
00:54:58Das macht uns nicht so.
00:55:01Sie haben noch etwas zu verhalten.
00:55:04Sie haben noch etwas zu verhalten.
00:55:25UNTERTITELUNG
00:55:55Ich bin nicht gut. Ich bin nicht gut.
00:56:11Ich bin nicht gut.
00:56:25Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!
00:56:55Oh, Polish.
00:57:19Jesus.
00:57:21Hey!
00:57:22Hey, um...
00:57:23Alright, have'em.
00:57:47We have a special guest here this evening.
00:57:49Ruth Bainer is here.
00:57:50Geh der fuck out of here!
00:58:20So, bad news, as Amatyev leave, I wake up, he disappear and he take Oksana, my bear, our bear, and he also
00:58:48decide to take all the money and also my passport.
00:58:55And he leave me only this bag with him and ticket to Kazakhstan with no passport.
00:59:02But at least he is man enough to leave me.
00:59:09My beautiful.
00:59:16Which I have cleaned since last night.
00:59:23And I have decided to continue making documents, right?
00:59:30Make it without Azamat.
00:59:31I think it will be better and we will have more success without him.
00:59:37Thank you.
00:59:38Thank you.
00:59:39Thank you.
00:59:40Thank you.
00:59:41Thank you.
00:59:42Thank you.
00:59:43Thank you.
00:59:44Thank you.
00:59:45Thank you.
00:59:46Thank you.
00:59:47Thank you.
00:59:48Thank you.
00:59:49Thank you.
00:59:50Thank you.
00:59:51Thank you.
00:59:52Thank you.
00:59:53Thank you.
00:59:54Thank you.
00:59:55Thank you.
00:59:56Thank you.
00:59:57Thank you.
00:59:58Thank you.
00:59:59Thank you.
01:00:00Thank you.
01:00:01Thank you.
01:00:02Thank you.
01:00:03Thank you.
01:00:04Thank you.
01:00:05Thank you.
01:00:06Thank you.
01:00:07Thank you.
01:00:08Thank you.
01:00:26I only want 17 cents a place.
01:00:56I had no car, no money and no azamat.
01:01:07The only thing keep me going was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and then
01:01:14making romance explosion on her stomach.
01:01:24Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings with a group of young scholars also traveling
01:01:30across the country.
01:01:31How are you doing?
01:01:32How are you doing?
01:01:33How are you doing?
01:01:34How are you doing?
01:01:35How are you doing?
01:01:36How are you from, baby?
01:01:37I am from Kazakhstan.
01:01:38Hey, have a seat.
01:01:39Have a seat.
01:01:40Let's go.
01:01:41What's your name?
01:01:42Anthony.
01:01:43Anthony.
01:01:44Yes.
01:01:45Anthony.
01:01:46And Justin.
01:01:47Justin.
01:01:48And David.
01:01:49David.
01:01:50David.
01:01:51Very nice.
01:01:52Can you open this, please?
01:01:53Oh, sure.
01:01:54Thank you very much.
01:01:55So what do you have?
01:01:56Like the bitches out there in the fucking old Russia there?
01:01:59What?
01:02:00Bitches in old Russia?
01:02:01How are the women in Russia?
01:02:02The women.
01:02:03It's the fucking hoes, baby.
01:02:04The fucking girls.
01:02:05You fucked the shit out of them.
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:07And then you never call them again.
01:02:08Why you don't call them?
01:02:09Because they do not have a telephone, yes?
01:02:10No, not because of that.
01:02:11They don't have much respect, you know?
01:02:12I mean.
01:02:13So what are you doing here in America?
01:02:14What are you doing?
01:02:15They filmed me travel across the US and the US.
01:02:18I don't know what you're saying, man.
01:02:19That's cool.
01:02:20Let's get drunk.
01:02:21Oh!
01:02:22Oh!
01:02:23Oh!
01:02:24Oh!
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:26Oh!
01:02:27Oh!
01:02:28Oh!
01:02:29Oh!
01:02:30Oh!
01:02:31Oh!
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:34Oh!
01:02:35Oh!
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:37Oh, okay.
01:02:38Oh, that's my life.
01:02:43Oh!
01:02:44Oh!
01:02:45This is America from the bottom.
01:02:46Oh, baby.
01:02:47Oh, baby.
01:02:48Hold on.
01:02:49Let me hear it.
01:02:50Oh, baby.
01:02:51Oh, baby!
01:02:52Oh, the baby!
01:02:53Suck.
01:02:54Suck.
01:02:55Suck.
01:02:56Suck.
01:02:57Suck.
01:02:58Let me tell you a game we play.
01:03:03Can I hear a game?
01:03:04You play!
01:03:05Wenn der Snack Eat der Pig.
01:03:08Wenn der Snack Eat der Huh?
01:03:10Der Snack Eat der Pig.
01:03:11Du kriegst ein Baby Mouse.
01:03:14Baby Mouse?
01:03:15Und du kriegst ein bisschen Cheese in den ganzen Kram,
01:03:20bis es in den Kram geht.
01:03:22Das ist zu crazy für mich.
01:03:23Ich will es.
01:03:24Ich will es.
01:03:25Ich will es.
01:03:26Ich will es.
01:03:27Ich will es.
01:03:29Womens, sind wir in Russland?
01:03:32Nein.
01:03:33Nein.
01:03:34Haben Sie hier?
01:03:35Wir wünschen.
01:03:36Wir wünschen.
01:03:37Wir wünschen.
01:03:38Wir wünschen.
01:03:39Und Bodak.
01:03:40Bodak.
01:03:41Es wäre ein besseres Country.
01:03:42Ja, Bodak.
01:03:43Es wäre ein besseres Country.
01:03:44Wir sollten uns ein besseres Country haben.
01:03:45Unser Country?
01:03:46Die Minoritäten haben mehr Macht.
01:03:48Jeder, der Minorität hat die Hände.
01:03:53Wir haben die Jews.
01:03:54Wir haben jemanden gegen die Mainstream.
01:03:57Willst du meine neue Frau sehen?
01:03:59Ja.
01:04:00Das ist meine neue Frau.
01:04:02Femmela!
01:04:03Femmela, I know Femmela.
01:04:06I will take her virgin for the first time.
01:04:09I'm going to put this shit on.
01:04:11Put it on the deri.
01:04:12Bodak, Bodak.
01:04:13We have a lot to talk about.
01:04:14I will take her virgin.
01:04:16I will un-cook her.
01:04:17Bodak, Bodak, Bodak.
01:04:18She is no virgin, Bodak.
01:04:20She's not you.
01:04:21She's not you.
01:04:22She's not you.
01:04:23Liar.
01:04:24Liar, liar.
01:04:25Your panties on the fire.
01:04:26Shut up.
01:04:27Small jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.
01:04:31What's she doing?
01:04:33She's sucking some dick, man.
01:04:35Did you see her sucking dick?
01:04:37This is not her.
01:04:38I guarantee you that shit's gonna happen.
01:04:40Don't worry about it.
01:04:42That's her, Borak.
01:04:43Borak, that's her.
01:04:45She's not her.
01:04:46This is her.
01:04:47I'm sorry.
01:04:48I'm sure it's her.
01:04:49Hey, go.
01:04:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:04:52Sit in the bar.
01:04:53Come here.
01:04:54You're my man, you're my man.
01:04:56And you're my man, you're my man.
01:04:58Come on, Boris.
01:04:59Stay with us, buddy.
01:05:00Boris, please be home.
01:05:02We'll remember you always.
01:05:03Boris!
01:05:04Like I taught you.
01:05:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:05:06Hey, hey.
01:05:07You're in America now.
01:05:09You'll make it.
01:05:10You keep going, okay?
01:05:12You are bigger than a woman.
01:05:13You keep going.
01:05:14You are better than a woman.
01:05:15We'll always be behind you.
01:05:17Do not let a woman ever, ever,
01:05:20make you who you are.
01:05:22Goodbye, my friend.
01:05:23Goodbye.
01:05:26Goodbye.
01:05:27Goodbye.
01:05:28Goodbye.
01:05:29Goodbye.
01:05:30Goodbye.
01:05:31Goodbye.
01:05:32Goodbye.
01:05:33Goodbye.
01:05:34Goodbye.
01:05:35Goodbye.
01:05:36Goodbye.
01:05:37Goodbye.
01:05:38Goodbye.
01:05:39Goodbye.
01:05:40Goodbye.
01:05:41Goodbye.
01:05:42Goodbye.
01:05:43Goodbye.
01:05:44Goodbye.
01:05:45Goodbye.
01:05:46Goodbye.
01:05:47Goodbye.
01:05:48Goodbye.
01:05:49Goodbye.
01:05:50Goodbye.
01:05:51Goodbye.
01:05:52Goodbye.
01:05:53Goodbye.
01:05:54Das war's für heute.
01:06:24O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-dich!
01:06:35Go!
01:06:35Go!
01:06:36Go!
01:06:37Run to freedom?
01:06:40Go!
01:06:41Go!
01:06:42Live your life!
01:06:47Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:06:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:22Just take its hand.
01:07:24Stand beside the Lord.
01:07:28Stand beside the Lord.
01:07:35Come on.
01:07:39It is good to be here.
01:07:41This is my tenth Pentecostal camp meeting in a decade.
01:07:48The bottom line is, we are a Christian nation now.
01:07:52We were a Christian nation in the beginning.
01:07:55And we're going to always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns.
01:07:58Amen.
01:08:01I know I didn't evolve out of a monkey.
01:08:04I didn't used to be a tadpole.
01:08:06I is what I is.
01:08:07I don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do.
01:08:29All you've got to do is step out of that aisle now and make your way down to this altar.
01:08:35Let's have a little old-time church right now.
01:08:37I need somebody to pray with me right now.
01:08:39Come on, sir.
01:08:40The blood over my neighbor.
01:08:42I plead the blood over my church.
01:08:44It's the blood.
01:08:46I want you to help me safely, please.
01:08:49Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here standing right here next to me, his name is Bullock.
01:08:55Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?
01:08:58Jesus.
01:08:59Thank you.
01:09:00I have no friends.
01:09:04I am alone in this country.
01:09:06Nobody like me.
01:09:08My only friend Azamat, he take my money and my bear and he leave me alone.
01:09:13Not only this, the woman I love, the reason I travel across the country,
01:09:19she have to do something terrible on a boat.
01:09:23And now I can never forgive her.
01:09:26Is there anybody who can help me?
01:09:29Yes.
01:09:30The one that can help you is who we preached about tonight.
01:09:33Jesus.
01:09:34Do Jesus like me.
01:09:36Absolutely Jesus loves you.
01:09:38Do Jesus like my sons.
01:09:42Jesus loves your sons.
01:09:43Do Jesus love my retard brother Bilo?
01:09:46He loves your brother Bilo.
01:09:48Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tuliakbay?
01:09:52Yes, he loves everybody.
01:09:53Nobody loves my neighbor, Nusultan Tuliakbay.
01:09:56Can Jesus heal the pain that is in my heart?
01:10:02Jesus can heal the pain that is in my heart.
01:10:05Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.
01:10:08Lift your hands.
01:10:09Lift your hands.
01:10:09And begin to worship.
01:10:10Would you lift your hands with him?
01:10:12As we pray in the name of Jesus.
01:10:14God forgive me of my sins.
01:10:16God forgive me of my sins.
01:10:17Give me God.
01:10:17Cleanse me.
01:10:18Cleanse me.
01:10:19Cleanse me Lord in the name of Jesus.
01:10:21Cleanse me.
01:10:22Yeah, let that tongue go.
01:10:25Here it comes.
01:10:26We're going to speak another tongue.
01:10:27Let it go.
01:10:28Let that tongue go.
01:10:29Yes, God.
01:10:32Yes, God.
01:10:32Yes, God.
01:10:36Yes.
01:10:36Yes, God.
01:10:39Yes, God.
01:10:40Yes, God.
01:10:41Come on, Kentucky.
01:10:42Come on.
01:10:56I will forgive Pamela.
01:11:01Und ich gehe zu California, ich gehe zu Malibu mit mir und meinem Freund, Mr. Jesus.
01:11:06Und zusammen wir werden sie!
01:11:14Ich bin ein Bus zu Los Angeles mit einigen Freund von Mr. Jesus.
01:11:20Und endlich habe ich es geschafft.
01:11:23Happy Times!
01:11:31Ich bin ein Bus.
01:12:01Ich hab ihn mit!
01:12:19Ich habe nicht gehört, um ein Mann zu kämpfen, wie Hitler.
01:12:25Ich habe mir gekommen, um Parmela Andersen zu machen, meine Freundin.
01:12:29So I forgave Azamat.
01:12:59Hey, it's Janice.
01:13:01Hey, see this.
01:13:03Wow, it's pretty see this.
01:13:05Or Inka Gierkegaere.
01:13:07What?
01:13:09Yeah, Gierkegaere.
01:13:11She wrote a book, I don't believe.
01:13:13Dr. Yama, I don't believe it.
01:13:15Oh, you didn't.
01:13:19I'm going to go.
01:13:21I'm going to get rid of Parmira,
01:13:23but in the sign of Kazakh.
01:13:27You must give up your family.
01:13:29You must give up your family.
01:13:31You must give up your family.
01:13:33Maybe, maybe.
01:13:35Might probably.
01:13:37Okay, let's see how I do this.
01:13:41Shut up, shut up.
01:13:45You sure?
01:13:47having learned the many lessons from
01:13:51US&A,
01:13:53I will now teach America
01:13:55Wir haben ein Wettbewerb, Kazaak-Style.
01:13:58Du findest noch mehr.
01:14:00Danke.
01:14:25Freude und Kirche.
01:14:39Danke.
01:14:41Hallo!
01:14:43Wie liebte du?
01:14:45Danke fürs Zuschauen, die Leute.
01:14:48Danke.
01:14:55Ich liebe es von Mila Andersen.
01:15:06Hallo, mein Name...
01:15:09Ich bin Borat Sagdiev.
01:15:12Ich bin von Zimbala Sagdiev.
01:15:14Ich bin von Boltov, der Rapist.
01:15:16Ich bin von Oksana Sagdiev.
01:15:19Ich bin von Oksana Sagdiev.
01:15:21Und von Boltov, der Rapist.
01:15:24Ich mache das für euch.
01:15:27Mein Name...
01:15:30Ihr Name...
01:15:33Pamela Andersen.
01:15:34Borat Sagdiev.
01:15:35Das ist heute Abend.
01:15:37Das ist heute Abend.
01:15:40Das ist heute Abend.
01:15:42Das ist in der Türke.
01:15:44Pamela, was du mit mir?
01:15:46Oh, nein, danke.
01:15:48Nein, das ist nicht so.
01:15:50Komm!
01:15:52Komm!
01:15:53Komm!
01:15:54Komm!
01:15:55Komm!
01:15:56Komm!
01:15:57Komm!
01:15:58Komm!
01:15:59Komm!
01:16:00Komm!
01:16:01Komm!
01:16:02Komm!
01:16:03Komm!
01:16:04Komm!
01:16:05Komm!
01:16:06Komm!
01:16:07Komm!
01:16:08Plo, Pamela!
01:16:10Don't worry, I'm nervous, too!
01:16:12Pamela, away!
01:16:14Pamela, I will give you your own plow!
01:16:16Get away!
01:16:18Get away!
01:16:20Get away!
01:16:26Get down!
01:16:28Okay.
01:16:30Pamela!
01:16:32Bring your knees up.
01:16:34Pamela!
01:16:36Pamela!
01:16:38I am not attracted to you anymore!
01:16:40Not!
01:16:50I was humiliated.
01:16:52It was time for me
01:16:54to return to New York
01:16:56where a ticket was waiting for me
01:16:58to fly back home.
01:17:00While I sat on the bus
01:17:02I thought of my journey over the past
01:17:04three weeks.
01:17:06The great times.
01:17:08The good times.
01:17:10And the shit times.
01:17:12Mainly they were shit times.
01:17:16I had come to America to learn lessons
01:17:18for Kazakhstan.
01:17:20But what had I learned?
01:17:22I had learned that if you chase a dream,
01:17:32especially one with plastic chests,
01:17:36you can miss the real beauty
01:17:38in front of your eyes.
01:17:40Welcome back to my town of Cusack.
01:17:56Since I returned,
01:17:58there have been much improvements.
01:18:00We no longer have a running of the Jew.
01:18:04It's cruel.
01:18:06We're Christians now.
01:18:12Doltan improved too.
01:18:14Hey, Doltan!
01:18:16High five!
01:18:18Great.
01:18:20You're my host.
01:18:22Werner Suttan Tulyakbay.
01:18:24He's still asshole.
01:18:26I get iPod.
01:18:28He only get iPod mini.
01:18:30Everybody know it's for girls.
01:18:32And this, my beautiful wife.
01:18:34Thank you for watching my films.
01:18:36I hope you like.
01:18:38Thank you.
01:18:40Und dies, meine herzliche Leben.
01:18:45Vielen Dank für meine Filme.
01:18:47Ich hoffe, ihr gefällt es.
01:18:49Danke!
01:19:10Kasachstan, greatest country in the world.
01:19:15All other countries are run by little girls.
01:19:20Kasachstan, number one, it's water of potassium.
01:19:25Other countries have imperial potassium.
01:19:31Kasachstan, home of tension swimming pool.
01:19:36It's length 30 meter, weight 6 meter.
01:19:41Filtration system, a moment to behold.
01:19:45It removes 80% of human solid waste.
01:19:52Kasachstan, Kasachstan, you very nice place.
01:19:57From plains of Darashek to northern banks of Jewtown.
01:20:01Kasachstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan.
01:20:06A very nosy people with bone in their brain.
01:20:12Kasachstan, industry best in the world.
01:20:17We invented all the mantras affairs.
01:20:22Kasachstan's prostitutes clearest in the region.
01:20:26Except, of course, for too many stars.
01:20:33Kasachstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
01:20:38From plains of Darashek to northern banks of Jewtown.
01:20:43God lost the mighty fairness of our leader.
01:20:49From junction with the destiny to give up its base.
01:20:56Pros구나all.
01:20:58Near my castle, again To Águil.
01:20:59Go for your arrival and to meet.
01:21:01The Peace Force for Dizzoans.
01:21:02Who are you in the studio?
01:21:03For me, I will 61-3-22 Fun sul sur reclaim of the mission.
01:21:05Second world I join in the
01:21:18fitting world soon.
01:21:19ข a public téléphone.
01:21:21And my сердце after their vissета is available,
01:21:24Musik
01:21:54Musik
01:21:58Musik
01:22:10Musik
01:22:19Musik
01:22:24Musik
01:22:54Musik
01:23:22Musik
01:23:23Musik
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