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Three twenty-something couples, one gay, one lesbian, and one straight, travel to a beach house to enjoy the last days o | dG1fYTVXSC01SEp3WHc
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00:01Thanks so much for having us this weekend, Jack.
00:03Oh, thank Aunt Linda.
00:04Her direction's crazy.
00:06They're super, super vague.
00:10Your aunt should lock the windows.
00:14Oh, wow.
00:15We're going to take this one.
00:16We're going to take this one.
00:18I guess this is nice.
00:22Hello, salty beach.
00:24Hello, little island.
00:25Hello, the non-gay, cordialist, beautiful island.
00:28We're here.
00:33It's been a little dry like Sahara for the last couple months.
00:43Your sister and her grandpa sweater-wearing boyfriend are boning already.
00:50Just because we take a shower together means we care about the environment.
00:54We want to save water.
00:55Oh, very green.
00:57Let's go grab the bikes.
00:59I don't know how to ride a bike.
01:01I'm going to teach you right now.
01:02That is not a good idea.
01:03Perfect.
01:04Holy shit, Dougie.
01:08We're not going to sleep on a friggin' front eye.
01:11How come you walked out on game night?
01:18I just wanted to spend some time with you.
01:20I gave you the sexy eyes, the cue.
01:23I thought those were angry eyes.
01:25Oh.
01:39What's wrong with this weekend?
01:43One.
01:44Two.
01:45I want to tell you how I feel, but as soon as I do, I feel like you freak out.
01:51Yeah, you're going to be gone and I'm going to be left alone.
01:55In our relationship, it's 50-50.
01:58We're going to help each other.
02:00You are the most beautiful person I have ever met.
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