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Full Episode Of Stop Gold Digging, Ex Fiance
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00:00What the hell is going on?
00:07What the hell is going on?
00:10Hey, get your hands off of that!
00:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13Dad, what's going on?
00:15Relax, darling, relax.
00:17Consider this an experiment to determine if that fiancé is marrying you or your fortune.
00:24Dad, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:27It's pointless.
00:28I have known Dan for many years.
00:32He's not a gold digger like you think he is.
00:41Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
00:43Finally, after all that ridiculous sweet talk and fake romance, the Drake's fortune will be mine once those vows are said.
01:04Everything went exactly according to plan?
01:06Yes, it did.
01:07I am so proud of you, my son.
01:10Quick.
01:10No, let's take a photo to commemorate.
01:13All right.
01:15Yes, okay.
01:16Okay, I gotta go.
01:17I gotta go, Mom.
01:18Okay.
01:18Okay.
01:23What?
01:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:30They're completely bankrupt.
01:31We can't be tied to a family like that.
01:34I don't know.
01:34Dan, no.
01:40Boss, aren't we going to Lillian's wedding?
01:42Why are you dressed like a security guard?
01:44She left me for this man.
01:46I know I shouldn't see her, but I just want to make sure that he deserves her.
01:53It's Jasper, the local kingpin.
01:55He's been chasing and meeting with you for months, hoping to work with you.
01:59Give him a chance.
02:00Now, since Lillian is marrying to this town, it's good knowing that he'll be there to protect her.
02:05I finally get to meet you, Miss Drake.
02:19Can I have you a card, please?
02:21Sure.
02:23Back off!
02:24She was handing that to me.
02:26No need to rush.
02:29Wow, wow, wow.
02:30So much glory and honor my dear future wife-to-be is bringing me.
02:35Dan, Dan, there's a problem.
02:38Not now, Mom.
02:40People are watching.
02:41Don't embarrass me.
02:46Honey?
02:47You look beautiful.
02:50Dan, you're not really going to marry that ugly bitch, are you?
02:56Shut your filthy mouth.
02:59That bitch is about to bring me great fortune.
03:02Relax, I just...
03:04I missed you.
03:05Not here.
03:08I'm getting married today.
03:10But tonight, I'll have you crying for mercy.
03:14I have a gift for you.
03:16Okay.
03:17I'm pregnant.
03:18It's yours.
03:21You whore!
03:22Who knows who else you've been sleeping with, okay?
03:25So why don't you get the hell out of my way with that bastard baby belly?
03:28Because I've got a fortune to come.
03:30Because I've got a fortune to come.
03:30You can't push me aside, Dan.
03:36Not this time.
03:38So, she really chosen.
03:41After today, there will be nothing left between us.
03:43If there are no objections, I may pronounce you husband and...
03:51I object!
03:52I object!
03:52Lillian has been cheating all the time.
03:55And I have proof.
04:04Lillian, do you dare tell everyone about your relationship with this man?
04:07I...
04:08I...
04:09I...
04:09I...
04:09I'm sorry.
04:11Lillian...
04:12I'm just...
04:13You always had my heart.
04:17Please.
04:18Just look at me.
04:19Charles, don't.
04:27I'm getting married.
04:32Charles was drunk and out of his mind that day.
04:35How do I explain?
04:38No, she can't be left like this.
04:40Not with everybody thinking, I'm the reason.
04:42I was drunk.
04:43Boss, don't.
04:44Stepping into this moment will only add fuel to the fire.
04:47Now that you know what she's really like, do you still want to marry her?
04:58Get your ass off me, you slut.
05:01Dan, what are you saying?
05:03It's okay, baby.
05:04I know you would never betray me.
05:07Thank you for trusting me.
05:10Wow.
05:11Seems like her fiance is a very reasonable guy.
05:14Dan, wait, stop!
05:15Not now, Mom!
05:16You can't marry her.
05:19Look.
05:20She's bankrupt.
05:21It's everywhere.
05:22She's nothing.
05:24Bankrupt.
05:31She's bankrupt.
05:33It's everywhere.
05:34She's nothing.
05:35Is this video true?
05:38Yes.
05:39But it's all part of my father's plan.
05:41You bitch!
05:42Why are you hiding this from me?
05:46Boss, wait.
05:47If you go now, she might still have hope for him.
05:50Let her see the truth.
05:54Find out everything you can about the Drake's bankruptcy.
05:57Now.
05:58You bitch!
06:00You really think I'd be marrying you for love?
06:02Okay?
06:03Without your money, you are nothing!
06:05Please, Dan, just let me explain, please!
06:09Mighty heiress my ass.
06:11She's nothing but another scammer.
06:13I bet she thought snagging Dan would fix her mess.
06:17You'd want her card.
06:21She better not beg me for money.
06:23You're a whore.
06:25Might as well dress like one.
06:26Now this is someone who is worthy of my son.
06:36You believe that we're bankrupt?
06:38Well, it was all a test to reveal what kind of family you are.
06:42Allian, you must have fallen in love with me pretty hard.
06:55Desperately making up lies to get me back.
06:59It's too late now.
07:00The one I really want to marry.
07:02It's Fiona.
07:04We've already got the venue, so may as well.
07:07But it's a good use.
07:10Fiona.
07:10Love of my life.
07:13Will you marry me?
07:16Dan?
07:16Oh my god, of course!
07:18Yes!
07:19Yes!
07:20Did you hear that, baby?
07:21Mommy and Daddy are getting married!
07:26No.
07:28You...
07:28You've been together all along.
07:31Oh, Lillian.
07:32My heart aches for you.
07:34But some trash were meant to be stepped on.
07:40Oh my god, you cheating whore!
07:51Thank god she didn't touch my belly!
07:53Dan, she could have hurt our baby!
07:54Dan Pierce, I see you now.
07:57A rat like you doesn't deserve the drape name.
07:59We're over!
08:00You two shameless scum can't get what you deserve.
08:04Hold on!
08:06You're not walking out of here in my dress!
08:09Strip!
08:12Strip!
08:13Your dress!
08:14I paid 20 million dollars for this dress!
08:16How could it possibly be yours?
08:18I have wasted years of my life on you!
08:20You've given me nothing!
08:22So I deserve everything!
08:24My father's going to come!
08:26We're not broke and you will regret everything you've done to me!
08:34I need you to hurry up, but don't keep my daughter waiting.
08:40Thank you all for coming!
08:42Tiny twist!
08:44Same wedding!
08:45Then our bride!
08:46Congratulations, Fiona.
08:49You two are meant to be.
08:51May I have any of your cards, please?
08:52I've heard, um, Dan's company is expending.
08:55Sure, I'll get you one!
08:56You're really proud?
08:58Your man is a parasite dressed up living off of a woman.
09:02Wow, I mean, really?
09:04And you just can't get over me, can you?
09:07Well, if you are so desperate for my attention,
09:11how about I give you what you want?
09:14Yeah!
09:14I'll give you what you've been creating!
09:19To get off of me!
09:21Kill the bear! Fuckin' hit me!
09:38Uh, you need another one to help you figure it out.
09:43That's Jasper, local campin. He runs the city.
09:47I've heard he's been meaning to collaborate with Charles Lancaster for a long time.
09:51If he pulls it off, he'll be the richest man in the country.
09:57Sir, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize...
10:00Mr. Drake, are you okay?
10:03I'm fine, thanks, but...
10:05Yes, but there's been a big misunderstanding.
10:08Mr. Drake, don't you worry about it there.
10:12See, no one's gonna hurt you here.
10:15Not while I'm standing in front.
10:18You know why, uh, I heard that you and Mr. Lancaster are close.
10:23It's good.
10:24See, I'm eagerly seeking his, uh, collaboration.
10:28Hmm.
10:29Perhaps, uh, you could help me get my foot in the door.
10:32Thank you. I'll let him know.
10:34What happens next depends on Charlie.
10:37Absolutely, of course.
10:39Oh, that means a lot to me.
10:40Thank you, Mr. Drake.
10:41Oh, she's broke!
10:42Okay?
10:43The Drakes are down!
10:44They've lost all their money, so you're wasting your time!
10:46Tick tock!
10:49What'd you just say?
10:51I've said it already, we're not broke!
10:56Oh, blah, blah, blah!
10:57Lie all you want?
10:59You're still just a broke bitch playing rich!
11:03I can't tell who's telling the truth now,
11:06and I'm dying for that cooperation.
11:08But, it's better to be cautious.
11:11No, there's none!
11:12There's no more money left!
11:13You know what?
11:14They're fucking noisy!
11:15Get them the fuck out of here and shut them up!
11:17Don't touch him!
11:18Get your hands off him!
11:19No!
11:20What?
11:21You!
11:22I wasn't lying!
11:23I was family!
11:24Shut your fucking mouth!
11:25Please don't hurt my boy!
11:26I have proof!
11:32You.
11:33Lying.
11:34Bitch!
11:35Get her!
11:38Wait, no!
11:39No, I can explain, okay?
11:40It's just-
11:41Hey!
11:42Let go of me!
11:43Oh, baby.
11:45You enjoy having me run around you like some fucking servant, huh?
11:50Ugh!
11:51Well now, it's time for you to pay me back, won't you?
11:59Get your hands off of me!
12:01My father will come and he can see us as you're a dead man!
12:04Ha ha ha ha!
12:05Oh, you're a broke dad, huh?
12:07Well, let's see what he's gonna do!
12:09Please, sir, leave her alone!
12:10She didn't do anything wrong!
12:11She's broke!
12:12What good does it do to beg for her now?
12:15This is not about money.
12:17She and her foundation have helped us for years,
12:20and we're not gonna stand by and let you humiliate her.
12:22Well, since you're so intent on helping her,
12:25then let's see you get what you deserve!
12:28Come on!
12:29Let's remind them who is Georgia!
12:32Georgia!
12:33No!
12:34Stop!
12:35Stop, you gold-dicking leprechaun!
12:37You, Mr. Jasper, bitches like this,
12:41they only learn when they're punished!
12:43So this leprechaun thinks you should not let her walk out of here!
12:47My oh my, you got quite a mouth on you, don't you, babe?
12:50Hey, hey, hey, why don't we see what else is good for, huh?
12:53No!
12:54They got me!
12:55You'll regret this, I swear!
12:57Who dares touch my daughter?!
13:09Who dares touch my daughter?!
13:13You, isn't this the Rosewood Grand?
13:16No, sir, this is the Rosewell Grand.
13:18Rosewood's hundreds of kilometers away.
13:20Alright, let's go.
13:22Oh, I love it when they fight back, so good!
13:25Oh, it's so fucking hot, baby!
13:27Don't lay a hand on me!
13:29Charles will bury you!
13:30Your partnership with him will be over!
13:32Oh!
13:33Charles?!
13:34You still using that fucking name?!
13:35Hey, you know what?
13:36Girls like you, oh, they're best served with their mouths.
13:41No!
13:42Let me go, you'll regret this!
13:44Oh, I love it when they fight back, so good!
13:47Please, don't do this!
13:49Don't hurt her, please!
13:51Stop it!
13:52This is a really nice fancy dress, isn't it, baby?
13:54You know what?
13:55It's too bad that you're broke.
13:57Because, see, let me tell you something.
13:59It's a total waste on me now.
14:01Maybe it's time we take this dress off!
14:04No!
14:05Please, somebody help me!
14:07Sir, we've checked it out.
14:09The Drake family isn't bankrupt.
14:11The reports were false.
14:13Somebody help me!
14:14Somebody help me!
14:15Help me!
14:16Yeah, help me!
14:17Get out of my way!
14:18You son of a bitch!
14:19Charles?
14:20Is that you?
14:21You're safe now.
14:22Who the fuck are you?
14:23What the fuck are you?
14:24What the fuck are you doing when you're standing here?
14:25Cut this motherfucker down!
14:26What's up?
14:27Anyone else?
14:28Baby!
14:29No, you're hurt!
14:30Let's get to the hospital!
14:31This isn't over!
14:32Baby, come on!
14:33You're here!
14:34You're here!
14:37Nick, don't worry.
14:38What the fuck do you two think you're doing here on my turf?
14:41I will crush you both!
14:44Are you sure?
14:45Why are you making a bitch?
14:46They all hurt me!
14:47Who the fuck are you doing?
14:48Who the fuck are you?
14:49Who the fuck are you doing when you're standing here?
14:50Cut this motherfucker down!
14:51What's that?
14:53Anyone else?
14:54Danny!
14:55Oh, you're hurt!
14:56Let's get to the hospital!
14:57This isn't over!
14:59Baby, come on!
15:01You're here!
15:02Nick!
15:03Are you sure?
15:04Do you know who I am?
15:05Fucking cheap-ass bodyguard.
15:07Please, you're obviously one of her side pieces.
15:10You're nobody.
15:11Get the fuck out of here.
15:13Go ahead, baby.
15:14Well, let me introduce you.
15:16This is Charles Lancaster.
15:20Head of the Lancaster Group?
15:22Power behind it's a national capital.
15:24You might have heard of him.
15:25Mr. Lancaster, the Mr. Charles Lancaster that I know of?
15:36He's the head of the Lancaster Group,
15:38and he wouldn't be wearing cheap-ass security guard outfit.
15:42Exactly.
15:43I heard Charles Lancaster is the richest man in the country,
15:47and he only wears custom-made suits.
15:49Mr. Jasper have been seeking to collaborate with Charles Lancaster?
15:54He must know what the real one looks like.
15:57This one there must be fake.
16:00All very true.
16:02Well, since you obviously know Mr. Lancaster,
16:04why don't you shoot him a call?
16:06Still pretending, huh?
16:07That's cute.
16:08The real Charles Lancaster has just agreed to a collaboration with me,
16:14and I do happen to have his phone number.
16:16I'm gonna give him a call right now to stop this fucking shit.
16:20Go ahead.
16:21I think you're getting a call.
16:24Yeah, let me take that.
16:27Do you believe me now?
16:32No, no, no, no, no.
16:34No, no, no, no, no.
16:35This is some kind of trick you set up, huh?
16:38You set this up ahead of time.
16:39Well, if you say so.
16:40I'm officially cutting our partnership right now.
16:44As a matter of fact, does anyone else have any videos that they'd like to show?
16:50Go ahead.
16:51Upload them.
16:52Because it's the last time you're ever going to see this clown's face.
16:55Mr. Lancaster, I'm sorry.
16:59Please forgive me.
17:00It was this lying bitch's fault.
17:02It was all her fault.
17:03I mean, she lies all the time.
17:04I didn't know if she was telling the truth or not.
17:06It was your arrogance and shallow judgment that blinded you.
17:10And now you're just paying the price.
17:12You bitch!
17:13Enough!
17:14Those photos.
17:16The bankruptcy report.
17:18Those were lies.
17:19Bankruptcy report?
17:20Lies?
17:21Oh my God.
17:22What have I done?
17:25Thank you for speaking up for me.
17:31Please accept these gifts as a small token of my appreciation.
17:36Thank you, Ms. Drake.
17:38Thank you, Ms. Drake.
17:39Mr. Lancaster, this was all just a big misunderstanding.
17:43See?
17:44A misunderstanding?
17:45That photo right there.
17:47That's a misunderstanding.
17:52Yes, I was drunk.
17:53I admit it.
17:54But we were just having a conversation.
17:55Is that enough to frame an innocent girl?
17:57I just...
17:58I heard rumors.
17:59It was rumors.
18:00I didn't know anything.
18:01Bullshit!
18:02We all saw you.
18:03That's right.
18:04You slut shamed her and tried to lay your filthy hands on her.
18:07Just forgive me.
18:09Give me one more chance.
18:10You have balls, huh?
18:11We'll do partnerships with people like you.
18:16And as a matter of fact, I'm not the one that you hurt.
18:20So, William, what do you say?
18:21What do we do with him?
18:22Hmm.
18:23Mrs. Drake.
18:24Mrs. Drake.
18:25Oh, I'm so sorry.
18:27I mean, I was wrong.
18:28I was so wrong.
18:29I was out of my head.
18:30I've been doing coke for days now.
18:32Please, please just help me.
18:33I beg you.
18:34I beg you.
18:35You think a sorry is just going to fix everything?
18:38Get him out of my sight.
18:39And give him a one-way ticket.
18:40Hey, what are you doing?
18:41Hey!
18:42You with me!
18:44Please!
18:45That's right!
18:49I'm going somewhere.
18:54Sweetie, I'm almost your mother-in-law.
18:56I mean, we're practically family.
18:58Family?
18:59I don't think so.
19:00The-
19:01You know what to do with her.
19:03What?
19:04No!
19:05No!
19:06Wait!
19:07No!
19:08But, Leanne, my feelings for you never changed.
19:11Please, just give me a second chance.
19:16Well, you did just save me.
19:18So I'll put you on the wait and see list.
19:20You know what?
19:21Actually, there's a charity auction later today.
19:24Will you be my date?
19:25With pleasure.
19:26Dad!
19:32I'm so sorry, my dear.
19:33I went to the wrong hotel.
19:35But hang tight.
19:36I'll be there soon.
19:37It's already over, Dad.
19:38Don't worry.
19:39Charles handled everything.
19:40I'll just meet you at the auction.
19:41I can give you a ride?
19:42No need.
19:43I have my own ride.
19:47Oh!
19:48Here it is!
19:51Seriously?
19:53I like to keep things simple.
19:55Yeah.
19:57See you at the auction.
19:58I'll see you at the auction.
20:07She's not broke, Dan.
20:08Never broke.
20:09Oh, what is it now?
20:10Did they scare you senseless?
20:13I saw it for myself.
20:14The whole bankruptcy thing was a fake.
20:16Okay.
20:17Back off.
20:18Crazy woman.
20:19My cousin Neil runs today's auction.
20:21If we sell that painting that Lilian gave us, once we sell it, we're back in the game.
20:28Oh!
20:29And with that antique my great-grandfather left me, my luck's really turning!
20:33Sorry, miss.
20:34This event is for billionaires, not a delivery girl.
20:47I'm not.
20:48I'm not.
20:50Well, well.
20:51I thought you'd be too humiliated to show your face here.
20:55What's this?
20:56Have you come to see how real money plays?
20:59He's adorable!
21:01Let me show you.
21:02I got enough assets for this auction.
21:05Signal?
21:06Oh, really?
21:08What a coincidence.
21:09My apologies for letting this peasant ruin your mood.
21:12Do go ahead and I'll take care of this intruder.
21:16Trash.
21:18Here's the wind.
21:19Yeah, it's windy out.
21:20Please, miss.
21:21Do yourself a favor and stop this pathetic act.
21:33Do you really think you can block her?
21:35If this venue can't recognize its own guests, maybe you should reconsider who it opens up to.
21:40Oh, apologies, sir.
21:41We had no idea.
21:44Look, this vase is worth millions.
21:49Once we pull this off, we're finally gonna have enough for our own company.
21:56No!
21:57No!
21:59You clumsy bitch!
22:00What did you just do?
22:02This is an antique worth millions!
22:04You better pay for it right now!
22:08This?
22:09It looks like a roadside knockoff.
22:11It looks pretty modern with modern craftsmanship.
22:13Are you sure it wasn't just made yesterday?
22:15Oh, please!
22:16You can't afford it!
22:17So, you're saying it's cheap?
22:19You know what?
22:20How about you just start begging?
22:21And maybe, just maybe, I won't call the police!
22:24You call that art?
22:26You know, I've seen better in hotel lobbies.
22:29Damn!
22:30This bitch in our bodyguard are bullying me!
22:32They don't respect you at all.
22:34Shut up, you stupid guard!
22:37No one told you to speak!
22:38Whoa, whoa, whoa!
22:39You need to pay for this!
22:45Okay, this is my fiance's heirloom.
22:48Her great-great-grandfather brought it back from the Boxer Rebellion, straight from the front lines!
22:55It's worth a lot of money!
22:56Are you blind?
22:58Anyone can see that that's a fake!
22:59This doesn't feel right!
23:00How could a century-old antique look brand new from the inside, not even a trace of dust?
23:09Oh, what do you know about antiques? You couldn't even afford the Box!
23:12Afford it?
23:14I could afford 10 of those, just to smash them for fun!
23:17How about this?
23:19If I can afford it, you two eat the pieces!
23:22Shit!
23:27Game on!
23:28Let's see!
23:29Yeah, yeah!
23:30Show us some serious dough!
23:31Yeah!
23:32Yeah, let's see what this broke air ass is made of!
23:34I mean, I'd be happy to eat the pieces, okay?
23:37Just-
23:38You see this?
23:39With this, I can buy a hundred real antiques, let alone your fake one!
23:44Please, that just looks like some fake AI screenshot!
23:46What is that, a GIF?
23:47Look at this!
23:48What's going on here?
23:49What?
23:50What?
23:51You gotta cheat your way out of this one, too?
23:52Hey!
23:56Shit!
23:57This dumbass actually thinks this fake junk is a real antique!
24:00Gotta stop it!
24:02Look, look!
24:03Let's just...
24:04Let's just...
24:05Get out of here!
24:06Neil is waiting!
24:07You're delicious, Neil!
24:08Let's just leave!
24:09We're leaving already?
24:10What about our deal?
24:11We do not have time for your stupid games!
24:16Is everything okay?
24:20Marcus!
24:21Finally!
24:22This chaos is unbearable!
24:24These two lunatics broke my thing!
24:27I know they're trying to get us to eat the shards!
24:29Can you believe that?
24:30Ms. Drake!
24:31It's an honor to finally have you here!
24:33We've been waiting for you!
24:34Here is your VVIP card, and your exclusive paddle, only for our most esteemed guests.
24:40With that exclusive paddle, you'll be able to enjoy all the saltier privileges at the upcoming auction.
24:44What the hell?!
24:45You're handing these out like candy!
24:48You better watch out, or I will tell my cousin!
24:52And you know he runs this auction.
24:54Ms. Drake is the leading billionaire with over a hundred billion in assets.
24:57All courtesies are within our rules.
24:59Fine!
25:00I'll call my cousin right now!
25:02You'll be out of here in seconds!
25:04Neil!
25:05Someone tried to smash our piece!
25:07And tried to hurt us!
25:08Right here at your auction!
25:10Your manager!
25:12He's doing nothing!
25:14He's covering for them!
25:16Better get here right now!
25:18Cousin's on his way!
25:20You two better get ready to be thrown out!
25:26You have no idea who we are.
25:29Your cousin?
25:30President Bega does, so come.
25:32Beg?
25:33You?
25:34The security guard!
25:35The security guard!
25:36Yeah, sure, I bet.
25:37Oh, are you still playing up as big man Charles?
25:39Are you still pretending to be him?
25:41Okay, well, I will go get your cousin, and he can tell you directly.
25:45Maybe then you'll understand.
25:47You got this, right?
25:48Got this, honey.
25:51Some people just never learn!
25:53He's laughing.
25:54We'll see who gets the last laugh.
25:56Why are you staring at me like an idiot?
25:58Aren't you the manager?
26:00Check her assets!
26:01Verify her assets right now, or I will tell my cousin to fire you once he gets here!
26:06Sir, if you insist on doing this, I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to leave.
26:09Security!
26:12Stay away from me!
26:13Don't you dare to touch me!
26:15Marcus!
26:16Marcus!
26:17What the hell are you doing to my cousin?
26:20Do you want to get fired?
26:24Thank goodness you are here.
26:25Of course.
26:26My dear cousin Neil, your man Marcus ignored your protocol.
26:31He did not verify her assets.
26:34Sir, I...
26:35Stop!
26:36I don't have time for your excuses.
26:38Okay, I'll deal with you later.
26:39The two of you should get going.
26:41The auction just started.
26:42Your painting is the highlight of the night.
26:44I'm sure it'll catch such a high price.
26:46I'll tell you.
26:47Painting?
26:48What does Stan know about art?
26:50It must be the one I gave him as our engagement gift.
26:53Let's go!
26:54I can almost smell that money.
26:56Tonight's our night.
26:57We're gonna crush that.
26:58Thanks Neil.
26:59Goodbye.
27:00See you in there.
27:01This isn't a damn sideshow.
27:02If she didn't qualify, then both of you can get the hell out.
27:05Sir, I trust Miss Drake.
27:06She would never deceive anyone.
27:07A lap dog?
27:08Trying to pick both sides?
27:09That's cute.
27:10Well, don't say I didn't warn you, okay?
27:11I'm not a liar.
27:12I'm not bankrupt.
27:13And I didn't fake my identity.
27:14Oh really?
27:15Then stop fucking around.
27:16Show me your pathetic account.
27:17I don't have time for your little verbal words.
27:18See for yourself.
27:19What?
27:20What?
27:21What are you trying to show me?
27:22That your phone needs a charger?
27:23Oh my God!
27:24Don't make me laugh.
27:25Don't make me laugh.
27:26Don't make me laugh.
27:27Don't ever deceive anyone.
27:28Don't ever deceive anyone.
27:29A lap dog?
27:30Trying to pick both sides?
27:31That's cute.
27:32Well, don't say I didn't warn you, okay?
27:34I'm not a liar.
27:35I'm not bankrupt.
27:36And I didn't fake my identity.
27:37Oh really?
27:38Then stop fucking around.
27:39Show me your pathetic account.
27:40Don't make me laugh.
27:41What?
27:42It's just a misunderstanding, okay?
27:43My phone just died.
27:44Oh yeah, yeah.
27:45I'm sure it is.
27:46Well guess what?
27:47This isn't a soap opera, Miss Broadway.
27:49Okay?
27:50Little Miss Billionaire walking around like I'm in the movies.
27:53This is real life.
27:54Don't make me call the crazy doctor on you.
27:57Sir, I...
27:58What are you still doing here?
28:00Didn't I just fire you?
28:02There you are.
28:03I was looking for you everywhere.
28:05Who the fuck are you?
28:06Stay out of this or you're next.
28:08Screw you.
28:10Lancaster.
28:11Charles Lancaster?
28:12Okay, I'm gonna give you a second chance now.
28:14Chance for what?
28:15Pretending to be Mr. Charles.
28:17I wish I had the guts.
28:19You seem sure.
28:20What?
28:21Have you met him?
28:22No.
28:23But my cousin told me that you're one of the petty little security guards.
28:27Just be smart.
28:28Get out.
28:29You're gonna regret this.
28:30Oh yeah.
28:31Regret it?
28:32Oh really?
28:33Really?
28:34Try it tough guy.
28:35Fire me.
28:36This one's done.
28:37What are we still waiting here for?
28:39Can we please take care of him?
28:41That'd be great.
28:45What the fuck?
28:48What are you doing dumbass?
28:49I'm the wrong guy!
28:51Sir, I didn't get the wrong guy.
28:52I was ordered to detain you.
28:54Ordered to?
28:55By who?
28:56I'm the damn manager!
28:58What?
28:59What could you possibly want?
29:03You're Charles Lancaster?
29:13Bingo.
29:14Sir, I had no idea.
29:16I thought you were with her and she went bankrupt and you...
29:20Sorry sir, I swear.
29:21Where did you hear she was bankrupt?
29:23Tell me!
29:24As far as I'm concerned, the Drake family's doing perfectly fine.
29:28I'm not...
29:29I'm bankrupt.
29:30And not only am I not bankrupt,
29:33I was also planning to invest in this place together with Charles.
29:37But after the way you treated me,
29:39I guess we'll pass.
29:41No.
29:42No, no, no.
29:43No, no, no.
29:44My name is Drake.
29:45Mr. Lancaster.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:47I swear I had no idea.
29:49And this job is all I have.
29:51It's all I care about.
29:52Please.
29:53What do you want to do?
29:54Do anything you say?
29:55You know, you might be useful for something.
29:58What?
29:59About that highlight of the night painting you and Dan were talking about?
30:02Mm-hmm.
30:07I have something good.
30:08It looks really nice.
30:09I want your bag.
30:14Her again?
30:15This bitch just doesn't know how to stay gone.
30:18Look who clawed her way in.
30:22Hey, what'd you do this time?
30:24Did you fuck the valet?
30:27Probably.
30:28You know, it's easy getting through the door.
30:31What's really the hard part is having the money to take something home.
30:34You little-
30:35Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
30:37We are so glad and honored to welcome our elites of every field here today.
30:44We are going to see some very rare finds.
30:48And with that, let's begin our auction.
30:51We're starting off with a limited time crystal necklace.
30:54It is one in two worldwide.
30:57It is very prestigious.
30:59We'll start the bidding at $10 million.
31:02$10 million.
31:03I love it.
31:04I must have that necklace.
31:05And we shouldn't have much competition.
31:07Because street walkers don't need that much sparkle, do they?
31:11$12 million from this gentleman.
31:13$12 million going once, going twice.
31:17$14 million right in the front.
31:19$14 million going once, twice.
31:23$10.
31:24Get it from me.
31:25I'll wear it and I'll even let you do that thing you like.
31:29$16 million in this gentleman.
31:32$16 million.
31:33$16 million.
31:34Do you like it?
31:35I already have the other one at home.
31:37But I can't wear it now, not if Fiona gets it.
31:40She'll just drag the whole thing down.
31:42$16 million going-
31:44$15 million.
31:45Can we move on on board?
31:47What the fuck?
31:51$15 million for a necklace?
31:53That's three villas in the city center.
31:55Why isn't Dan bidding anymore?
31:57Don't tell me he's out of cash already.
31:59What, Dan?
32:00Do you hear them?
32:01Make a bid.
32:02What are you waiting for?
32:03Don't let us be the joke of the night.
32:04$15 million going once, going twice, going a third time.
32:10$52 million.
32:11No, no.
32:12I mean, uh, $50 million and $10,000.
32:18Are you sure?
32:19Yes.
32:20Are you insane?
32:21Do you want me to escort him out?
32:23Oh, let him squirm.
32:25He's already embarrassed himself plenty already.
32:27$60 million.
32:29$60 million.
32:30What the fuck?
32:32Yeah, well, don't get cocky, you fucking security.
32:35Let's see how tough you are when the bell hits.
32:37Why don't you worry about your own wallet?
32:39Don't talk to them.
32:40Just bid.
32:41$60 million going once, going twice.
32:44What are you waiting for?
32:45Make the fucking bid.
32:46Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.
32:48$70 million!
32:49$70 million?!
32:52$70 million?!
32:54Are you trying to bury me alive?!
32:56$70 million.
32:57Sold.
32:58No, no, no, no.
32:59That bid shouldn't count.
33:00It should go to him for $60 million.
33:02Sir, I'm sorry.
33:03Once the bid is placed, there are no take-backs.
33:06You fucking bitch!
33:11I didn't mean to!
33:14No, no, no, no.
33:15Did I see the way she was smirking like she had one?!
33:18No, baby, they've been laughing after you!
33:20I did this for you!
33:21My painting's still in play.
33:23Once the painting is sold, I can still turn this around.
33:28Be prepared, Dan.
33:29The show is just getting started.
33:44And for our final item, a personal piece contributed by Dan Pearce.
33:54Finally, time to cash in.
34:03Thank you, baby.
34:05This is the most meaningful gift I've ever received.
34:09I will treasure it forever.
34:12So this is your so-called treasure it forever.
34:16What a joke.
34:17Do you need me to step in?
34:18I can help you get the painting back if you want.
34:20No need.
34:21It's all in the past.
34:23I'm done with that painting just like I'm done with that jerk.
34:26Consider a farewell present to the happy couple.
34:36Oh my God, is this some sort of joke?
34:38Mom, what are they doing in that picture?
34:41I'm okay.
34:42I'm okay.
34:43No!
34:49This isn't art.
34:51This is a photo.
34:52Is that Dan and Fiona themselves?
34:54What kind of freak auctions off their own sex photo?
34:57No, it's fake, okay?
34:58It's fucking fake!
35:00You might just be able to keep your job.
35:03If you replace dance painting with something that will shame him in everyone's eyes.
35:08You do that for me, and you just might be able to keep your job.
35:11Yes, yes ma'am, of course, anything you say.
35:16Starting bid, one million.
35:18Twenty million dollars.
35:20Seems like no one else got a stomach for it.
35:23Here, put on my VVIP card.
35:27It's a gift for the happy couple. Non-transferable.
35:31You can't ditch it. You can't sell it. Ever.
35:34I won't accept a gift from you, you pervert!
35:37No! I refuse!
35:40Per our policy, of course, gifting does not require recipient consent.
35:44Then I'll break it!
35:46No, you're lying, okay? She's a fraud!
35:51That card is fake, because she probably stole it!
35:55What the hell are you doing? Get this crazy bitch out of here!
36:01I've already told you, I'm not broke.
36:04You're not broke? Okay, then how about you, uh, you give me something.
36:08Do you have twenty million dollars? Why don't you show me right here, right now?
36:12My phone died, and the money's on its way. Why are you so scared?
36:16Are you worried I might actually be able to afford it?
36:20Still going with that, alright.
36:22Well, I think no one's gonna buy your bullshit.
36:25You are a broke piece of trash. Look at that!
36:29Is anyone buying her bullshit?
36:33Wait, that's from Richard Drake himself. It's true, they're flat broke.
36:38Look at her. She's clearly no heiress. She's just a washed up nobody.
36:42Miss Drake, is it true your family is bankrupt?
36:45Who said the Drake family is bankrupt?
36:48Hey! You're Mr. Drake!
36:50Dad, you're just in time.
36:52I got held up on the way, I'm sorry. But don't worry. Daddy's here now.
36:57Folks, listen up! In regards to the video I think you've all seen, let me be clear.
37:01The Drake group is not bankrupt. Business, as they say, is actually booming.
37:06The clip you saw was staged by me.
37:09Why would you do that?
37:10I wanted my daughter to see the piece of crap that you really are.
37:13So I really had a shot at the Drake fortune, and I destroyed it with my own hand.
37:22Dad, did you bring the catch?
37:24Of course, my dear. Anything you ask for.
37:31Lily, you weren't broke. You've been lying to me all this time.
37:39Why would I lie to a gold-thicking leprechaun like you?
37:44This leprechaun was wrong. This leprechaun fucked up!
37:48Okay? And he just wants your forgiveness, so please, please accept my apology.
37:52I am so-
37:53Yes! Yes! I ruined everything!
37:57I destroyed it all! I'm so sorry!
38:00Please! I don't do anything!
38:02Dad! How could you do this to me and our unborn child?
38:07Lily and I'm so- I'm sorry!
38:09Okay? I shouldn't have doubted you.
38:11Anyone who lands a punch on this man can have whatever cash is on the floor.
38:20One punch for a handful of cash? Fuck yeah, I'm in.
38:24Back off! Don't touch me! I'll call the cops, I swear! Stay away from me!
38:31Ah! No! Fuck! Stop! You psychos! Ah! Fuck!
38:35What the-
38:36Yeah! Fiona! What are you-
38:38What the fuck are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
38:43I'm gonna do this for our unborn child! You don't have jack shit, Dad!
38:47I'm not gonna sync with the broke loser!
38:49Oh! Oh, you fucking bitch! I'll fucking kill you! I'll-
38:52Hands off!
38:54Ah!
38:55Hands off! You don't deserve my money!
38:57No! Security!
38:58I deserve it! I did what you asked! It's-
39:00Let me go!
39:01No! What the fuck!
39:13Please! Please, oh, I-
39:15Please! Life isn't about-
39:18It's about love! Oh, fuck!
39:20Fuck you, but I love you!
39:25So, did I pass the test?
39:28Do I deserve to be your boyfriend now?
39:31Oh my god, Dan! What happened? What did this to you?
39:56Didn't you say Lillian was broke?
39:59Huh? I fell for your crap and now look at me, okay?
40:04I'm fucking broke and I've become the city's punchline!
40:08I tried to tell you she wasn't broke, you wouldn't listen to me!
40:14Shut up!
40:16How can you talk to me like this?
40:28Fuck this! I need help! I need to talk to someone!
40:35What do you want? Haven't you ruined me enough?
40:47Starting today, no one in this city will work with you or throw you a dime.
40:54Since you're still in debt from today's auction, I'm here to collect what you owe me.
40:59Let's start with what you do have.
41:02This house? It's mine now.
41:06Please, please sir! Please don't do this! This house is all I have!
41:10I'll be back on top soon, okay? Just don't kick us out, please! Please!
41:15Get me back!
41:16Please! Please sir! Please!
41:18Please sir!
41:24That's what you get for messing with Lillian.
41:27Dumpster or bridge.
41:29Pick your new address.
41:31Dumpster or bridge.
41:58Oh, my leg!
42:28My leg!
42:29Oh, help me!
42:32Oh, my leg!
42:33Help me!
42:35Oh, help!
42:37Oh, don't leave me here!
42:40Wait, you can't go!
42:41You hit me, you can't leave!
42:43Somebody help!
42:44She's trying to kill me!
42:46How dare she try and leave?
42:47Classic rich trash.
42:49Knocking somebody down and walking off like nothing happened?
42:52I didn't lay a finger on her, okay?
42:54She's lying.
42:58Dan?
42:59You're not getting away with her this time!
43:01No, no, no, you've got to pay for it!
43:06I didn't put my hands on her.
43:09Here, we can check the street cameras.
43:11Oh, sure, yeah.
43:13Let's all check.
43:14Let's see.
43:15Let's see who's lying here.
43:16Huh, cameras.
43:17Already smashed them.
43:19Let's see you talk your way out of this.
43:21You two planned this together, didn't you?
43:29See, everyone?
43:30This is what happens when rich trash hits someone!
43:35Oh, my leg!
43:37My leg, it's broken!
43:38I need 10 grander!
43:39I'm not moving an inch!
43:40This poor old lady.
43:42Don't let her go.
43:42She need to pay for this.
43:44Classic rich girl hit and run.
43:45So, it's really broken, huh?
43:48Oh, God, yeah, I see.
43:50My head shattered.
43:51I can't feel a thing.
43:53You swear on that?
43:54Of course I can't move!
43:55Call me an ambulance!
43:58Wait, my phone!
44:00Wait, wasn't her leg shattered?
44:03Bitch played herself.
44:07You dumb bitch!
44:08You ruined everything!
44:16Wow.
44:17What a show.
44:18You two are shit actors, but you do deserve an award for thick skin.
44:24Are you fucking kidding me?
44:25You can't even fake a limp!
44:27I mean, you're gonna get me killed, you dumb bitch!
44:30How was I supposed to know she was gonna grab my phone?
44:33Whoa!
44:35Whoa!
44:37Whoa!
44:38Since you can't fake a limp, let me do you a favor and make it real!
44:49Charles, I'm at my office now.
44:53Just come when you're ready.
44:57Elliot!
44:57Elliot!
44:59You really did break my mom's leg.
45:03The diagnosis is right here.
45:05So, uh, see.
45:07Let me excuse you to come up with this.
45:10I didn't mean to.
45:12Let's just all calm down first, okay?
45:14Calm down!
45:16My dearest mom is suffering right now in hospital, and you want me to calm down!
45:22I'm sure there's something I can do to make it up for you.
45:26How about we have a little talk?
45:28And I mean, just the two of us.
45:32If you say so.
45:34Why don't you wait outside for a minute?
45:36We need some privacy.
45:37We need some privacy.
45:37Uh, we need some privacy.
45:48Ten grand.
45:49That should be enough to cover your mom's accident.
45:53Ten grand?
45:55What?
45:56Spare chains for triggers?
46:00But according to the law.
46:02Oh, the law?
46:03I don't give a shit about the law, okay?
46:06Look, it was I, Dan Pierce, who did that to my mom's leg on purpose.
46:11I didn't do it for $10,000.
46:12I'm doing it for the matter.
46:16Huh.
46:19Officer?
46:20What the fuck did you do?
46:25I need to file a report.
46:28Attempt an extortion.
46:29I got it all right here on tape.
46:32You fucking bitch.
46:34You set me up.
46:36You're taking everything from me.
46:38I'll fucking kill you.
46:43Mr. Pierce, I'm arresting you on suspicion of extortion and murder.
46:49I'll sell me.
46:50It's him.
46:52He's always been cheating.
46:53I'm her fiancé, okay?
46:55They've been fucking behind my back, okay?
46:58He's the one who's going to be arrested.
47:00Man, is this true?
47:01He's just my gold-dicking ex-fiancé.
47:12Yeah.
47:14And Charles, he's the one I'm going to say yes to.
47:18Take him away.
47:20Oh, my man, please.
47:21I swear I'll come back to you.
47:23I'll turn you on.
47:24Next time, don't make me worry, okay?
47:31Well, I thought you liked being the hero.
47:33No.
47:34Just your security guard.
47:36Wherever you go, I go.

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