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  • 7/10/2025
Meet the McTeagues. They've come to stake a claim in their wealthy uncle's will… only he's not dead yet! | dG1fNFpfTjFDUk5qcnc
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00:00Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment
00:09cordially invite you to the Joseph McTeague Estate
00:12where the entire McTeague family is eagerly waiting
00:16for their beloved Uncle Joe to die.
00:20No.
00:20My lawyer says I can turn all my money over to one person.
00:24And who would that be?
00:25Me!
00:26Forget it. They don't deserve anything.
00:28Too fast!
00:28I've never had no love.
00:30Oh, my God.
00:32Everyone, this is Molly.
00:38They think I'm going to give her all my money.
00:40God knows I'd give her all my money.
00:42Her tongue is practically in his wallet.
00:44She seems to spend most of her time swimming in the meat.
00:48When she's through with him, there'll be nothing left of him
00:50but a smile and an old hat.
00:52Can I ask you a personal question?
00:54All right.
00:54What are your breasts doing on my uncle's eyebrows?
00:57Isn't our self-respect worth more than any inheritance?
01:00No.
01:01No.
01:02Excuse me a second.
01:04So you're interested in money, huh?
01:06I need 10 bucks just coming here.
01:07I'll get another 20 if I kiss you.
01:10I'm thinking about it.
01:11From the producers of Parenthood
01:13and the director of My Cousin, Vinny
01:15comes a comedy about a family like yours.
01:18You wouldn't hurt Daddy.
01:19And my...
01:20Let's go break the piñata.
01:23Only a lot more.
01:24Oh, I had no idea just how sick you guys were.
01:27Greedy.
01:28Come spend a day with us.
01:29Michael J. Fox
01:31Kirk Douglas
01:33Nancy Travis
01:34Ed Begley Jr.
01:36Olivia Dabo
01:37and Phil Hartman
01:39Greedy.
01:40Where there's a will,
01:42there's relatives.
01:45That's what I want.
01:47Oh, show me.
01:48Ooh.
01:49Ooh.
01:49Ooh.
01:49Ooh.
01:50Ooh.
01:53Ooh.
01:54Ooh.
01:57Ooh.

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