00:00Transcrição e Legendas por Quintena Coelho
00:30A hamster wheel of your addiction to Nico has to be destroyed.
00:33We would like you to meet someone.
00:35Say hello to your new fake boyfriend.
00:37What?
00:37Cristiano.
00:38You are now in a relationship across all social media.
00:41Wait, what?
00:42That's the plan, baby!
00:43Yeah!
00:43It's getting real, homie.
00:45I saw the new man on Insta.
00:47Good for you.
00:49So, explain yourself.
00:51Nico was so angry.
00:54And I finally know what it's like to have a little bit of power.
00:57Is it about to go?
01:00I own that man.
01:02Do you want me to text that back for you?
01:04Jesus Christ, Troy.
01:05Stay out of my business.
01:07Hi.
01:08Welcome.
01:09There's a guy.
01:10He is a chef.
01:13You're Andrew, right?
01:15So, I'm going to leave the class.
01:16You wouldn't know how bad of a cook I am.
01:18I actually tried to make breakfast one time, and then we ended up at Urgent Care.
01:22That was you.
01:23Yeah.
01:26You can get rid of Cristiano.
01:28I don't need him anymore.
01:29We can't delete Cristiano just yet.
01:30I've got a conference in the same floor.
01:32Oh, okay.
01:33Please.
01:34Please, no clapping.
01:35I'm only a man.
01:37I've got to show Rafi the real me.
01:39Cristiano just hit 1.6 million followers.
01:42Do you think that this might be getting a little out of hand?
01:45There's something not right here.
01:46The longer this goes on, the worse it gets.
01:49I can't just delete him.
01:50Jake, he's not real.
01:52He's real to me.
01:56I'm sure Andrew's told you all about his new boyfriend.
02:00He's a philanthropist and renowned human rights activist.
02:03He still finds time to make sweet love to little Andrew for hours on end.
02:07Wow.
02:09Sounds too good to be true.
02:10It is.
02:11It is.
02:11Come on, baby
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