00:00We should have some music.
00:03Dance party.
00:07Gary!
00:08Court order for asset seizure.
00:09They're taking my car?
00:11You went radio silent on me.
00:12Is that what this is about?
00:13Just last night, I thought, I miss that fucker.
00:16Is that true?
00:18That's my cousin.
00:20I swear to God, he's my cousin.
00:21He's my second cousin.
00:23There's something seriously wrong with you.
00:26I'm an Uber driver and I don't have a car.
00:28I'm gonna lose my house.
00:30Look at this.
00:32Meet a car, date our son this summer,
00:34and bring him out of his shell before college.
00:36In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal.
00:38Date is in quotes.
00:39It's gotta be a joke, right?
00:40Now, have you seen these helicopter parents?
00:42I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck them themselves.
00:45Patty!
00:46You've just been so worried about our son.
00:48We want you to get to know him.
00:49Don't just date him.
00:50But also date him. Date him hard.
00:53I'll date his brains out.
00:55He volunteers at the animal shelter.
00:57Hi.
00:58Mind if I touch your wiener?
01:00What?
01:01Your dog.
01:03How about I give you a ride home?
01:04This isn't the way to my house.
01:06It's a shortcut.
01:07What you got down there?
01:11Why?
01:12You tried kidnapping me!
01:14You're 19.
01:15Grow up.
01:18How's the kid thing working out?
01:19We're going out tonight.
01:20He'll have a Long Island iced tea.
01:22Am I allowed to be here?
01:23You can't be scared of everything.
01:24This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
01:31So far, this kid is unfuckable.
01:33He's probably just nervous.
01:34Aren't you?
01:35You're losing him up.
01:35You can go skinny dipping.
01:36What about sharks?
01:37Men here!
01:38Jellyfish?
01:39Not this season!
01:40It's really the lack of lifeguards.
01:42Let's get the fuck in here right now!
01:43The best part about getting older
01:48is not giving a fuck what people think.
01:50Come on.
01:50You're getting out of here.
01:51You don't belong here.
01:52Don't touch me!
01:53Get away from her!
01:54Stay.
01:57Oh, fuck!
01:58We wanna F-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
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