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Short skit in which a "Pathetone" reporter tries to interview Tod Slaughter at home, but finds the fiendish fellow is mo | dG1fY19kQ2VTX1FhLVU
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00:00Hee-hee, hee-hee hahahahahaha!
00:04I'll soon polish you off!
00:12Trade slack.
00:14Not a single customer today!
00:17I pine for something exciting to happen.
00:20So I'll just put a beautiful edge on my beautiful razor
00:26in case someone happens to come in.
00:37Oh, what a beautiful knife.
00:40That's the knife that Mrs. Lovett used in her pie shop
00:43before I polished her off.
00:47And this is the pistol with which I shot Mariah Martin
00:51in the red barn.
00:54Ah, poor Mariah.
00:55I was very fond of her.
00:59I did a lot of useful spade work there.
01:05And this is the news
01:07with which the handjack shepherd at Tyburn.
01:11What do you desire, sir? A polish up?
01:26What do you desire, sir? A polish up?
01:38Mr. Slaughter, I've been sent by my company
01:40to take a screen interview of you.
01:42Oh, won't you sit down, sir?
01:44Now, what about Sweeney Todd?
01:52This is his very chair that you're sitting in, sir.
01:55Lie back, sir. Lie back.
01:58What are you doing in your spare time, Mr. Slaughter?
02:19I spend my spare time evolving new methods of murder.
02:23I've tried them all.
02:24But from this very seat, I've sent hundreds to their death.
02:28Ah, don't be afraid of a little drop of blood, sir.
02:32The ceiling leaks.
02:33You'll get used to that in time.
02:36Thank you, my dear.
02:46That's just what I wanted.
02:50You're a pretty girl.
02:52Remind me to strangle you this evening.
02:54Thank you, sir.
02:57You must have got into the wrong film by mistake.
03:00But she's got nice eyes, eh?
03:03Yes, she has got nice eyes.
03:06Excuse me.
03:14Here's a souvenir of one of her nice eyes.
03:17Ah!
03:17No?
03:18Then perhaps you'll have a cigar to soothe your nerves.
03:34It's murder!
03:35No, not murder.
03:37Just slaughter.
03:39Todd's slaughter.
03:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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