Tod Slaughter at Home | movie | 1936 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Short skit in which a "Pathetone" reporter tries to interview Tod Slaughter at home, but finds the fiendish fellow is mo | dG1fY19kQ2VTX1FhLVU

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00:00Hee-hee, hee-hee hahahahahaha!

00:04I'll soon polish you off!

00:12Trade slack.

00:14Not a single customer today!

00:17I pine for something exciting to happen.

00:20So I'll just put a beautiful edge on my beautiful razor

00:26in case someone happens to come in.

00:37Oh, what a beautiful knife.

00:40That's the knife that Mrs. Lovett used in her pie shop

00:43before I polished her off.

00:47And this is the pistol with which I shot Mariah Martin

00:51in the red barn.

00:54Ah, poor Mariah.

00:55I was very fond of her.

00:59I did a lot of useful spade work there.

01:05And this is the news

01:07with which the handjack shepherd at Tyburn.

01:11What do you desire, sir? A polish up?

01:26What do you desire, sir? A polish up?

01:38Mr. Slaughter, I've been sent by my company

01:40to take a screen interview of you.

01:42Oh, won't you sit down, sir?

01:44Now, what about Sweeney Todd?

01:52This is his very chair that you're sitting in, sir.

01:55Lie back, sir. Lie back.

01:58What are you doing in your spare time, Mr. Slaughter?

02:19I spend my spare time evolving new methods of murder.

02:23I've tried them all.

02:24But from this very seat, I've sent hundreds to their death.

02:28Ah, don't be afraid of a little drop of blood, sir.

02:32The ceiling leaks.

02:33You'll get used to that in time.

02:36Thank you, my dear.

02:46That's just what I wanted.

02:50You're a pretty girl.

02:52Remind me to strangle you this evening.

02:54Thank you, sir.

02:57You must have got into the wrong film by mistake.

03:00But she's got nice eyes, eh?

03:03Yes, she has got nice eyes.

03:06Excuse me.

03:14Here's a souvenir of one of her nice eyes.

03:17Ah!

03:17No?

03:18Then perhaps you'll have a cigar to soothe your nerves.

03:34It's murder!

03:35No, not murder.

03:37Just slaughter.

03:39Todd's slaughter.

03:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

03:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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