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What Happens In Vegas
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00:00Things I would do to her.
00:16The two guys at the end of the bar ordered it.
00:19Cheers, babe.
00:28Hello, mother.
00:30According to the family tracking app, you're in vain.
00:36Vodka martini, straight up?
00:38I'm sorry, Aidan.
00:39You are the heir to a billion-dollar trust fund that your father set up before he passed away.
00:47Cheers, babe.
00:48I know you want a career, but...
00:50You know, marriage is very fulfilling.
00:53Did you ever think that I could have it all?
00:55Okay, I've got to go.
00:57I love you.
01:01The wedding of the millennium kicks off tonight.
01:03Billionaire Lucas Worthington is set to marry his sweetheart in the most lavish wedding of the century.
01:09I don't get why people like this wedding crap.
01:14Everyone knows true love doesn't exist.
01:18No vacation before my interview at Worthington.
01:21Uh, Lucas Worthington of Worthington Enterprises.
01:24Uh, no, I'm not Lucas Worthington.
01:31Uh, I'm John.
01:33You are the heir to a billion-dollar trust fund that you really look a lot like in them.
01:38Yeah, I get that a lot.
01:40Um, but I couldn't possibly be him.
01:42He's in New York about to get married.
01:44And I'm here with you.
01:46In Vegas.
01:47Besides, he...
01:49He wears glasses.
01:51I don't.
01:52And people say that...
01:54I know you want a career, but...
01:56You know, man...
01:59Uh, those friends of yours?
02:02Can I have it all?
02:03Okay.
02:04I've gotta go.
02:05You too.
02:13The wedding of the millennium kicks off...
02:15Chua Martini.
02:16Those aren't cheap in the casino.
02:18Let's go!
02:19And you are just going to...
02:20...marry his sweetheart in the most lavish wedding of the century.
02:27I can take care of myself.
02:28You sure?
02:29What the hell is going on in here?
02:32Who knows true love doesn't exist.
02:36My most sincere apologies.
02:39Get these idiots out of here!
02:42You're the guy from the TV.
02:44You're the...
02:45Uh, apology accepted.
02:48Mr. Worthington, I would, of course, wish to give you complimentary rooms at my hotel,
02:52but gentlemen of your stature, of course, wouldn't want to stay in a dump like this.
02:56Uh, no, I'm not Lucas.
02:59We're some complimentary tickets at the bar for some drinks.
03:03Again, my most sincere apologies.
03:09Oh.
03:10Shall we?
03:13Sophie, you really look a lot like him, though.
03:17Yeah, I get that a lot.
03:19Um, but I couldn't possibly be him.
03:26Oh, nooo.
03:28Yeah.
03:45Those rich guys are total assholes.
03:47And you don't...
03:49Uh, pants...
03:53My pants are still on.
03:56I'm gonna go dunk it in some cold water.
04:02How much did I drink?
04:09I should tell her the truth about who I really am.
04:22Mother, keep your voice down, okay?
04:29Keep me.
04:30Where do you think you're going?
04:32We got you a martini.
04:34Those aren't cheap in the casino.
04:36In front of the wealthy Villabros.
04:37Mom, I never agreed to do the stupid wedding in the first place.
04:40Where are you?
04:42Vegas.
04:43I am sending a private jet to come and get you right now.
04:48I'm not a child anymore, okay?
04:50I only want to marry someone because I actually love them.
04:53Not because I'm being arranged and set up with you.
04:58You think you're going to find love in Vegas?
05:00Ha!
05:01I know what happens in Vegas.
05:03How would you know?
05:05What happens here?
05:06I can take care of myself.
05:08You sure?
05:09So, go have fun.
05:11And then, well, you're just lucky that we have a great relationship with the Villabrook family.
05:15So I was able to postpone the wedding until next week.
05:18Mom, I can't do this.
05:19You can, you will.
05:21I've been in New York City.
05:22Mr. Lucas Worthington.
05:24My most sincere apologies.
05:27Get these idiots out of here!
05:30That's not...
05:31Uh...
05:32It's...
05:33He's just wrapping up the last-minute business emergency.
05:37Then he'll be back and everything will come.
05:39Uh, apology accepted.
05:42Lucas was going to marry me.
05:43He's the wealthiest man in the world, and we're supposed to be starting our lives today.
05:48Rooms, my hotel, but gentlemen of your stature, of course, wouldn't want to stay in a dump like this.
05:55Of course not.
05:56This better go according to convenience, and again for the trouble, sir, may I offer you...
06:03Better get it together.
06:04Don't worry, Warren.
06:06The Worthington-Villabrook alliance is still good and...
06:09Again, my most sincere apologies.
06:11I don't want that.
06:17Oh.
06:19Shall we?
06:22I mean, I should really focus on my interview.
06:26But he's...
06:27Calling to wish me luck in Vegas.
06:30His mother?
06:32Of course he's not Lucas Worthington.
06:35I doubt his mother would be calling to wish him luck.
06:41Oh my god.
06:42I have over 500 alerts.
06:47Oh no.
06:48Oh no.
06:50I posted a photo.
06:52It has over 300...
07:02Remember any of that?
07:04Neither do I.
07:05Oh, we just met.
07:06This is...
07:06Oh my god, this is...
07:07It's fine.
07:11It's not like we consummated the marriage.
07:17We're fully clothed.
07:18Yes, yeah.
07:19Fully clothed.
07:19I'm just going to repeat everything I...
07:21Oh my god.
07:22What happened last night?
07:23What happened?
07:24We're okay.
07:26I mean, he is really good looking.
07:28I don't think I would mind.
07:32Uh...
07:32Pants...
07:34Pants are still on.
07:35Maybe we should...
07:40Get...
07:41Definitely, yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:46Look, I've...
07:48Go dunk it in some cold water.
07:50Stop looking at his company.
07:53You're interviewing at the company I own?
07:56What?
07:56How much did I drink?
08:03That's why I get confused as Mr. Worthington.
08:07Wow.
08:07Yeah.
08:08A coincidence.
08:09I know.
08:10Crazy stuff.
08:12So, you'll be in New York the same time as I will.
08:15You'll be interviewing and I'll be janitor.
08:17I mean, not...
08:19Mailroom.
08:21Lucas!
08:25Lucas, you missed your own...
08:27I don't know, 11 Madison Park?
08:29That's the most expensive restaurant in New York's...
08:34Mother, keep your voice down, okay?
08:38Keep my voice down?
08:41How dare you order me around when you missed your own wedding?
08:45Just arrange marriage.
08:46If I stay married to him for a bit,
08:48I won't have to deal with my overbearing...
08:51You embarrass the whole family.
08:52The whole family.
08:54In front of the wealthy liberals.
08:55Mom, I never agreed to do this.
08:57Focus on my internship and...
08:59You know, I don't want to deal with all this legal stuff.
09:01Right, yeah, I get it.
09:02There's...
09:03Vegas.
09:04I am sending a private jet to come and get you right now.
09:09I'm not a child anymore, okay?
09:11Go.
09:14Sophie, I hope you know what you're doing.
09:16I'm not because I'm being arranged and set up like you.
09:30Where did you get that dress?
09:32Uh, yes.
09:33How would you know?
09:35What happened to your...
09:36From my picnic table clothes?
09:37Excuse me?
09:41Are you sure you're...
09:42Look, honey.
09:44You're so young, so go have fun.
09:47And then, well, you're just lucky
09:48that we have a great relationship with the Villabook family.
09:51I'll have this trash removed from you immediately.
09:53No, you won't.
09:54She's my date.
09:55Date?
09:56But how?
09:58She's not clearly from high class,
09:59and this is a very exclusive restaurant.
10:01And who owns this exclusive restaurant?
10:03Plus, you have a billion-dollar business to run.
10:06Come back.
10:08Immediately.
10:09It's not necessary.
10:10She was just doing her job.
10:12I'm not dressed properly for here.
10:15Great.
10:19Okay.
10:20But just because you said so.
10:23In the future...
10:24Combination.
10:31You know something?
10:32This is my first time having a picnic in Central Park.
10:36What?
10:37Are you some billionaire?
10:39Everybody eats in the park.
10:40Uh, no, not a billionaire.
10:42I just usually eat in the break room.
10:45Or alone in my apartment.
10:47Hmm.
10:47Exactly as planned.
10:50Dad?
10:51Well, these things are a lifesaver.
10:54Lucas Worthington.
10:57Lucas was going to marry me.
10:59He's the...
11:00I know who you are.
11:01You do?
11:02Oh, no.
11:03She's gonna know I'm really Lucas Worthington.
11:06Clark Kent and Superman.
11:10Well, then.
11:12Mr. Man, sometimes...
11:13Be patient.
11:15That was really nice.
11:16Yeah.
11:18Thanks for walking me back to the hotel.
11:20I need to look over the blueprints for my interview tomorrow.
11:24Right.
11:25Your interview.
11:26Wait.
11:28Of course not.
11:31This better go according to plan, Francine.
11:34For your sake.
11:35If you want that new skyscraper built on my land,
11:38your son better get it together.
11:39Don't worry, Warren.
11:42The Worthington-Villabrook alliance is still good and...
11:45This is...
11:46You're so talented.
11:50Well, I hope they think I'm talented tomorrow.
11:52Trust me, they will.
11:54You know, actually, come to think of it...
11:56I don't want that for...
12:00Did you hire her, Dan?
12:08Sophie, I...
12:09I just really, really want this job,
12:11and I want to earn it all by myself.
12:14Sorry.
12:15What were you going to say?
12:16You know, isn't it...
12:18Kind of funny that we're still husband and wife?
12:23It is funny.
12:26Not.
12:27Yep.
12:28She was just...
12:30Calling to wish me luck in Vegas.
12:34His mother?
12:36You up for the interview?
12:37Yeah, I'm one of the finalists.
12:39Me too.
12:39I pretty much got this.
12:41You do?
12:41I'm the guy.
12:42I can sell anything.
12:43I didn't realize it was a sales position.
12:51That's some...
12:52Um...
12:54Wow.
12:56See my...
12:57Nick Collier?
13:01Collier?
13:02That's me.
13:03Lee's coming.
13:04Guess I'm up.
13:06Oh, no.
13:06Oh, no.
13:08I posted a photo.
13:10It has over 300...
13:12What the fuck?
13:13Sorry, babe.
13:14You did that on purpose.
13:22What am I even doing here?
13:24I can't do this.
13:29We...
13:29We got married?
13:36Oh.
13:38Funny.
13:39Remember any of that?
13:40Neither do I.
13:41Oh, we just...
13:42Believe me.
13:43There are much worse things in life
13:45than a Mocha St. Blueprints.
13:48It's fine?
13:49It's not fine.
13:50It's crazy.
13:51But look,
13:51we got drunk
13:52and did something silly.
13:54Silly?
13:55Yeah.
13:56I mean,
13:56you can get it in old.
13:57People get married in Vegas
13:58all the time.
14:03Oh, shit.
14:04Kappa Sig for reals.
14:05You know what?
14:06Clothes.
14:06Yes, yeah.
14:07Fui, quote.
14:07I'm just going to repeat everything I...
14:09Right.
14:12Sick.
14:13I can't wait to get all architect-y up in here.
14:15I'd like to officially welcome you...
14:17Wait, wait!
14:17Wait!
14:20Sorry.
14:21Can I help you?
14:22I have an appointment.
14:24Let me check my list.
14:26Positions are really good-looking.
14:28I don't think I would mind it
14:30if we consummated it.
14:32Kind of would.
14:33Please, no.
14:35Can you...
14:36Can you just look at my blueprints?
14:39It's stunning, but...
14:40marriage is a little crazy.
14:42Sophie.
14:43Sophie Godwin.
14:44My apologies.
14:45Have a seat.
14:46Let's take a look at your work.
14:47My cigs forever, bro.
14:52Blueprints?
14:53That's more like brown prints.
14:56What is that?
14:56Dark roast?
14:58Rough morning?
14:59Some idiot spilled coffee on them.
15:02That sounds like some excuse I made as a kid.
15:04Like, dog ate my homework.
15:08Look, I've got to run.
15:09Why don't we just call about this whole annulments thing?
15:13Actually, I have an interview at your...
15:15Here to drop off the new hire paperwork.
15:17Oh, right.
15:19Sorry, John.
15:21Interviewing at the company I own?
15:23What?
15:24Oh, thank you for coming, Ms. Gladwin.
15:26But I can't see your work,
15:28and I don't really have another op...
15:30I work there, too.
15:32Um, in the mailroom.
15:34Uh, yeah, when I said own,
15:35I'd get her the job.
15:36She has to earn it.
15:37Think, Lucas, think.
15:40Uh, what if you...
15:42That's why I get confused as Mr. Worthington.
15:46Wow.
15:46Yeah.
15:47That's a coincidence.
15:48I know.
15:49Crazy stuff.
15:50Um, so, you'll be in New York the same time here,
15:54so just go with it.
15:58All right.
15:59You think it's not...
16:01Mailroom guy.
16:04Okay, well, I have your info.
16:06Time's up.
16:14Let's see what we got.
16:18This is absolutely...
16:20Amazing.
16:24Open spaces, crisp lines.
16:28You've done a combination of art deco perfectly.
16:30It's the most expensive restaurant in New York City.
16:34How can you afford that on mailroom salary?
16:35I've never seen anything this awful in my life.
16:42I don't even know what you were trying to draw.
16:45Is that a refrigerator?
16:47Did you...
16:48Uh, that's...
16:50I'm friends with the staff.
16:50It doesn't matter.
16:51Um, so, anyways, I'll give you a call and we can figure...
16:54All right.
16:54This is rigged.
16:56Some Kappa Sigma you are.
16:58Your handshake wasn't even tight.
17:02If I stay married to her, then I won't have to do this arranged marriage.
17:07If I stay married to him for a bit,
17:09I won't have to deal with my overbearing mother.
17:12I can focus on my work.
17:15Hey.
17:16Why do we stay married?
17:19I know this is crazy, but I really need to focus...
17:24I need a gumball machine.
17:29I want to deal with all this legal stuff.
17:31Right, yeah.
17:32I get it.
17:32I met her in Vegas and we hit it off.
17:35Next thing we know, we're married.
17:37Look, I'm sorry.
17:38I didn't mean to embarrass you, but...
17:39Mother, I can't marry someone just because of money.
17:43There's no way you're in love with this broke bitch.
17:46She's probably just after you for our money.
17:49How do you know she doesn't actually love...
17:51Why did I say it like that?
17:52I'm in.
17:53I will...
17:54I'll reach out.
17:57Homewrecker and ruin it!
17:59She's going to cost us billions!
18:01If Lucas doesn't marry...
18:03Go.
18:05Sophie, I hope you know what you're doing.
18:08Wind.
18:09Yes, I got the internship.
18:11Oh, well, congratulations, Sophie.
18:13I'm very proud of you.
18:15Do.
18:15Get married and give me some grandbabies.
18:31There is great happiness if my aunt gave it to me.
18:35About what?
18:37This will get my mother off my case.
18:39Spit it out.
18:40I got me from a picnic table close.
18:46Excuse me?
18:47Are you sure you're in the right place?
18:49There's a chilis around the corner.
18:51Private jet tonight and I'm going to be up there to see you in New York.
18:54No, no, no.
18:55I don't think that's a good idea.
18:56My nonsense!
18:57Say this in English.
18:58You should leave.
19:00Oh, no.
19:02Great.
19:02The best day of my life just became the worst.
19:06Sophie.
19:07Hey.
19:12Oh, Mr. Rorrington.
19:13I'm so sorry.
19:15Thanks for keeping our marriage under wraps.
19:17I kind of wanted to...
19:18Earn this on your own.
19:19I know.
19:20I want...
19:21She's my date.
19:22Date?
19:23But...
19:24I don't think so.
19:24He's pretty reclusive.
19:27Anyways, what are you...
19:29What are you doing?
19:30This is a very exclusive restaurant.
19:31And who owns this exclusive restaurant?
19:33Your husband?
19:33Your husband, right?
19:37Sorry, it's still kind of...
19:38It knew.
19:39Yeah.
19:42What's funny is I actually talked to my mom and she...
19:45Inclusive restaurants in all of New York City.
19:47And you're now excluded.
19:49You're fired.
19:49Oh, Lucas.
19:50That's not necessary.
19:52She was just doing her job.
19:54I'm not dressed properly for here.
19:56But that's still no excuse for her to treat you that way.
19:59It's fine.
20:00She was making some weird joke.
20:02It's all good.
20:04Okay.
20:05But just...
20:06Hi, honey.
20:07Hello, mother.
20:09Do you have to greet me like some spoiled child?
20:12Here.
20:12Please be kinder to our customers.
20:16Let's just go get some pizza and champagne.
20:20Okay.
20:21His whole life, God rest his soul, and he would be devastated to think that.
20:26You weren't being looked at.
20:27You can't be a show.
20:28You know something?
20:29This is...
20:30Inherited his stubbornness.
20:32You know what?
20:33I am so proud of you.
20:34Let's just keep it under...
20:36What?
20:38Are you some billionaire?
20:39Everybody eats in the park.
20:41No, I'm not a billionaire.
20:42I just usually eat in the break room.
20:45Or alone in my apartment.
20:47Hmm.
20:48Thank God Lucas Worthington isn't some criminal.
20:51Or we would have been screwed back there.
20:53Yeah.
20:53All right.
20:56So, tell me, where did you guys meet?
20:59Vegas.
21:01Lucas Worthington.
21:04John Burman.
21:06Really.
21:07She dropped a coin, I picked it up, we locked eyes, and the rest is history, as they say.
21:13Uh, anyways, I'm gonna actually run to the bathroom and just wash up to let you two sit and talk about me behind my back.
21:20What do you think?
21:21I think he's very cute.
21:24Clark Kent and Superman.
21:28Where have you been?
21:30I have been texting you all week.
21:33Who's this tramp you're running around with?
21:35Bridget, what are you doing?
21:36Came to see who your new toy was.
21:38That was really nice.
21:43Yeah.
21:44I'm sorry, Lukey baby.
21:47I just, I really want us to work.
21:51I'll look over the blueprints for my interview tomorrow.
21:54Right.
21:55Your interview.
21:56Wait.
21:57You know, I thought you would have understood that I don't want to marry you by me not showing up to our own wedding.
22:03Blueprints, right?
22:05Yeah.
22:05Tons.
22:06Would you mind looking at my portfolio?
22:08Just to see if I fit the company's aesthetic.
22:11I'd love that.
22:13I won't take no for an answer, Lucas!
22:21No!
22:30This is exactly what I'm looking for.
22:32I bridge it.
22:36Psycho fucking bad.
22:38We'll see about that, Lucas.
22:41My daddy always gets me what I want.
22:44What they're looking for.
22:46You think?
22:47I know.
22:47Uh, is everything all right, honey?
22:51Uh, yeah.
22:52I just, this is, you're so talented.
22:59Well, I hope they think I'm talented tomorrow.
23:01Trust me, they will.
23:03You know, actually, come to think of it.
23:05With my trust fund, I could buy the architecture department.
23:09But half of you guys thought about kids.
23:12Well, for a mail clerk, you really know a lot about the company.
23:15Not yet.
23:16Hmm, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail.
23:19Bridget!
23:21What you have here is incredible.
23:26Beauty and talent.
23:27I really wish I could tell her the truth.
23:29But I thought, no, no, no.
23:32Just work, colleagues.
23:34Yeah.
23:35Mm-hmm.
23:36Mm-hmm.
23:37Uh, Bridget, I'll talk to you later, okay?
23:40Sure.
23:41I thought somebody here ordered the spaghetti.
23:44Well...
23:45Earn it.
23:48All by myself.
23:50Sorry.
23:50Kind of funny that we're still husband and wife.
24:03It's been hot in the night.
24:07So, honey, is...
24:09Uh, well, you should go.
24:12Husband.
24:15Right.
24:20What's up?
24:26Hi.
24:27You up for the interview?
24:28Uh, yeah, I'm one of the finalists.
24:30Mom, you are too much.
24:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
24:32Mm-hmm.
24:36Uh, I'm sorry about your dress.
24:40It's fine.
24:41I'll just throw some Parmesan on it at home,
24:44and it will be delicious.
24:46Maybe a little bit of prosciutto.
24:47Mm, perfect.
24:48Um, speaking of home,
24:51I was thinking that maybe we should live together.
24:54And they're looking for someone of status.
24:57Uh, where would we live?
24:59You can stay with me at my place.
25:01I mean, I guess, sure, for, uh,
25:04only for appearances.
25:06For appearances.
25:11To the Ritz.
25:13There's no way I'd be able to afford that on a male...
25:15How do you like that?
25:15Uh, Chloe, you had an everything bagel?
25:30Oh, after I nail this interview?
25:32Maybe we...
25:33Heat it up.
25:34And this bagel still has the essence of a blueberry.
25:37Uh, do you want a plain bagel?
25:39You know that I need my antioxidants, right?
25:41So why don't you fetch me another blueberry bagel?
25:44Oh, and darling,
25:45just, uh, make sure that you pick out the berries...
25:47carefully.
25:49Um, I thought I was here to learn the ropes
25:51and work on blueprints.
25:53What did you just say?
25:54I must be supposed to be learning the ropes.
25:57Good impersonation.
26:00Now, girly, listen up.
26:02As an intern, you're...
26:03I'm a fucking asshole!
26:08Don't test us, bitch.
26:11We own your ass.
26:12Oh, also, this iced coffee?
26:15It's cold.
26:16It's an iced coffee.
26:18It's going to be cold.
26:20Oh my god, Chloe,
26:21did you see the ring on her finger?
26:23Someone...
26:24No one cares that I was top of my class.
26:26Your husband must be a poor loser.
26:31Oh, Mr. Warrington,
26:33you should not be carrying that.
26:36Allow me to help.
26:38Have you...
26:40But we get mistaken all the time.
26:44Gross!
26:45Oh, did I just side-hug an hourly employee?
26:48Oh, honey.
26:51You two should really be nicer to people.
26:54Get lost, creep.
26:56This is how employees of my company treat people?
27:09Life.
27:10Then Amolka St. Blueprints.
27:12They're from Warren Billbrook's company.
27:14Urgent spies.
27:15Not necessarily.
27:16They're here to help us with the land deal.
27:20We bought writing on this, don't we?
27:22We've got everything writing on this, boss.
27:25Look, I told you, don't call me boss, all right?
27:27What are you going to do, Sophie?
27:34I need you to switch homes with me.
27:37Just for a little...
27:39My dad got me in.
27:40Legacy pledge.
27:41Me too.
27:42You live in my one-bedroom, third-floor apartment?
27:45Yep.
27:45Hell yeah.
27:48Oh, a few things about my place.
27:51You need to jiggle the top lock to get in, and my hot water goes in and out.
27:56Nice.
27:59But I don't think we need to see any other candidates.
28:02You're every...
28:03That key took a while.
28:08Uh, yeah.
28:11Right.
28:13Wait.
28:14Is this Joshua from my interview?
28:18I'd like to officially welcome you.
28:20Wait, wait, wait.
28:22Uh, sorry.
28:24The picture frame says brothers.
28:29They're really close.
28:31Interesting.
28:32Huh.
28:34Another picture of Joshua, and is that...
28:36Pretty filled, sweetie.
28:37But I'm sure there's some positions we can fill later.
28:41Oh, wait.
28:41You're right.
28:42What's up?
28:43As a prank.
28:43Funny.
28:44Mm-hmm.
28:45Uh, anyways, so I'll sleep here, and you can sleep in the main room.
28:52You don't have to do that.
28:53I'm happy to sleep on the couch.
28:54Uh, no, it's fine.
28:55And so just, if you want, make yourself comfortable.
28:58There's glasses in here.
29:00There's...
29:00Can you just look at my blueprints?
29:06No, I...
29:07Yeah, I know where it is.
29:10It's right on over here.
29:12Sophie.
29:13Sophie Goddler.
29:14My apologies.
29:15Have a seat.
29:16Let's take a look at your work.
29:17What are you doing here?
29:33Sorry, I didn't see you there.
29:34I thought you were in the shower.
29:36Almost.
29:37Rough morning?
29:38Some...
29:39Sorry.
29:40All good.
29:42Not bad, John.
29:45Not bad.
29:47Here are your afternoon coffee orders.
29:54I'm sure I got wrong.
29:55Well, Sophie, you're right in time.
29:57I would like you to meet our new assistant.
29:59It's his first day.
30:03Oh, hey, babe.
30:06I'm excited to be working here with you.
30:09What are you doing here?
30:10Uh, no, I'm not Mr. Worthington.
30:13It's a common mistake.
30:15Tell me that you make a killer latte.
30:16So if I can get one of those, a little extra, like, moo-moo, you know, that would be great.
30:23Okay, chop chop.
30:27Right.
30:28Sorry, John.
30:30I didn't realize, but now that you're in the light, you look nothing like him.
30:33Where was I?
30:36Oh, thank you for coming, Miss Gladwin, but...
30:39Oh, actually, not in here.
31:01I've been waiting too many times in here.
31:03Let's get to the room.
31:05Too many times?
31:09Get her the job.
31:09She has to earn it.
31:10Think, Lucas.
31:11Think.
31:15We're forming a partnership, Lucas.
31:18Have them both draw up a couple designs and then...
31:21Family.
31:21I think it's best we keep things professional.
31:23No, sir.
31:24If we kept it in the family, there are some tax loopholes that open up.
31:29When you marry Bridget, we'll own this town.
31:32With all due respect, Mr. Vilbrook, I prefer to marry someone for love.
31:36When I was your age, I felt exactly the same.
31:39Great idea, male, groom, guy.
31:42Let's have you design the entry for an atrium.
31:44I would be doing this business venture, a complete dis-
31:51Do this.
31:53What's going on?
31:54I'm already married.
31:56We'll see about that, Lucas.
31:59I always get what I want.
32:05What?
32:06Start your atrium designs.
32:07You'll have approximately 10 minutes.
32:10Starting now.
32:14Yeah, Daddy, it takes two to tango.
32:26What if it wasn't him?
32:28I don't get it.
32:30Perhaps you get pregnant by another man, and we say it's his.
32:35I know some people that can doctor up a paternity test that would fool a judge.
32:39I'd rather he loved me.
32:41This company is going to be bankrupt.
32:42If you have his child, then we can secure this land deal.
32:47We'll be set for life.
32:51Open spaces.
32:57Why have you called me here?
32:59France blended with modernism, and a botanical, eco-friendly garden in the middle?
33:04Bravo.
33:04Wow.
33:08Wow.
33:09Right?
33:10This is...
33:11Wow.
33:12I have been making some moves.
33:16And I might have the solution.
33:18Nah.
33:19Hand it over.
33:20Let's get out.
33:30Is that a refrigerator?
33:32Did you...
33:33You know, out of my entire day, this is the moment that I look forward to the most.
33:40That was really sweet.
33:42I hate to say it, but...
33:44A bit of architecture.
33:47Sophie, are you...
33:48Our date night.
33:49Ugh.
33:50Are you one of those weird couples?
33:52Yeah.
33:53I think we are.
33:56I'm actually enjoying the married life.
33:59Who would have...
34:00Thigma, you are.
34:01Your hand shake wasn't even tight.
34:02Bro...
34:03I've got it.
34:07No, no, no.
34:07I've got it.
34:09I'll call my dad.
34:12Trust phone?
34:16Uh, and...
34:18Where is Sophie?
34:21I was hoping to get a moment with her.
34:24Lucas Worthington?
34:26Where do you think you're going?
34:29Hello, Mother.
34:30Remade, uh, framed on my desk.
34:32You have a desk in the mailroom?
34:34Uh, I mean, at home.
34:39I've never seen the desk.
34:43At my, uh, original home where my parents work.
34:48The Villa Brooks create a perfect alliance.
34:51Not that I need to, because I'm not really actually married.
34:55Right.
34:55Um, you know, I think while you're still going through this internship thing,
35:00it's probably best that we keep it under wraps.
35:02Yeah, you're right.
35:04The internship is so stressful, and Chloe and...
35:09This is just...
35:13Uh, I mean...
35:18A gumball machine.
35:23I can't believe it.
35:25Who is this floozy you married?
35:26This floozy is incredible.
35:30You're a princess, princess.
35:36Look, I'm sorry I didn't mean to embarrass you, but...
35:39Mother, I can't marry someone just because of money.
35:43There's no way you're in love with this broke bitch.
35:46She's probably just after you.
35:48I wasn't going to talk to you.
36:04I need to meet this gold digger.
36:07I need to meet this homewrecker and ruin it.
36:11She's going to cost us...
36:12Warren, Villalbrook's daughter, Bridget.
36:27Hey, Mom.
36:29I can tell by the sound of your voice at the interview.
36:33Congratulations, Sophie.
36:40I'm very proud of you.
36:42But now, let's forget this...
36:45Kinda...
36:46Weird.
36:48I was going to say nice.
36:51Mom, I can't do that.
36:53You're the heir to a billion-dollar trust fund.
36:56If you just sign the paperwork,
36:59you won't have to work...
37:00Thank you for that, Sophie.
37:13But I just want you to meet a nice man
37:15and get married and give me some grandbabies.
37:18There is great happiness in marriage.
37:23Um...
37:24Oh, yeah?
37:25What's that?
37:26Hmm?
37:30About what?
37:31This will get my mother off my case.
37:33Oh, no.
37:34Somebody knows about my secret marriage.
37:45Who are you?
37:47Doesn't matter.
37:53Look familiar?
37:53A man in his position
37:58has rules against fraternizing
38:00with employees of Worthington Buildings.
38:03Fantastic news.
38:05I must have dinner with your new husband.
38:08I'm going to get on the private jet tonight
38:10and I'm going to be up there
38:11to see you in New York.
38:12No, no, no.
38:13I don't think that's a good idea.
38:14Nonsense!
38:15Before you started the internship,
38:17that could severely tarnish
38:19any hope you have
38:20for your future as an architect.
38:27Um, no.
38:29Great.
38:41Um...
38:42That was crazy.
38:47Yeah, uh, congratulations again.
38:50Thanks.
38:54Fine.
38:56Let's...
38:57Earn this on your own.
38:58I know.
38:59I want to...
39:00You made the right decision, dear.
39:02For yourself
39:03and your future.
39:08I don't...
39:09I don't think so.
39:09He's pretty reclusive.
39:11Ah, there she is.
39:18Just sign these papers.
39:22Uh, hi.
39:23It's nice to see you too.
39:25Don't be cute.
39:27Okay?
39:27Just sign them.
39:28I'm leaving New York tomorrow.
39:30Your husband?
39:32Your...
39:33Name, it's not real.
39:35Well, technically...
39:37Fuck a technicality!
39:39Yeah.
39:39Uh, what's funny is
39:43I actually talked to my mom
39:44and she also wants to meet you.
39:46Oh.
39:47Mom for mom?
39:48My mom's kind of a handful.
39:50All moms on.
39:51You don't mean that.
39:52The biggest presentation
39:53of my career is tomorrow, okay?
39:54And I'm not gonna mess it up.
39:56So sign the annulment.
39:57You wanna meet her tonight?
40:00I'll sign your papers.
40:02But I have to ask you one question.
40:06Sophie, do you love me?
40:07I love you.
40:09No.
40:11They don't.
40:13I don't believe you for a second.
40:16Just sign the papers.
40:18And mail them.
40:20You're really good at that.
40:23Then go in just a little bit longer.
40:25Yeah, and then we can get it annuled.
40:31You just need to forget about...
40:33I don't want this to end.
40:34What the hell are you doing?
40:36We just need to forget about John.
40:38Sophie.
40:39Focus on your work.
40:40Bluebirds.
40:40Don't bother for a slut.
40:42My boy Nick has this in the bag.
40:43Oh yeah, I do.
40:44Attention everyone.
40:45For your final presentation, the person with the best designs will be presented to Mr. Worthington for the next project.
40:52I have some papers for you to sign.
40:53This is the agreement to accept the trust fund.
40:54Oh, I'm sorry.
40:55What the hell?
40:57Oh, I'm sorry.
40:58What the hell?
40:59Go clean up.
41:0030 minutes.
41:01That was sick.
41:02It's awful.
41:03Money and all that sort of stuff.
41:04But your father, he worked...
41:05Oh.
41:06Oh.
41:07Oh.
41:08Oh.
41:09Oh.
41:10Oh.
41:11Oh.
41:12Oh.
41:13Oh.
41:14Oh.
41:15Oh.
41:16Oh.
41:17Oh.
41:18Oh.
41:19Oh.
41:20Oh.
41:21Oh.
41:22Oh.
41:23Oh.
41:24Oh.
41:25Oh.
41:26Oh.
41:27Oh.
41:28Oh.
41:29Oh.
41:30Oh.
41:31Oh.
41:32Oh, just a second.
41:33Be devastated to think that.
41:34You weren't being looked after.
41:36Would he be devastated to know I inherited...
41:47For my final presentation, I took inspiration from neoclassical to...
41:50I am so proud of you.
41:52Let's just keep it under...
41:53but under the feeling of the structure of the parking place at Walmart.
41:57All right, quiet.
42:00Sophie, what is this?
42:03This design?
42:05Uh, secrets that...
42:09My Sophie snores in bed at night.
42:13You must be John Bell.
42:17Thank you for the opportunity.
42:19She looked like she was gonna cry.
42:23Thank you for the opportunity.
42:25We're in a room, we're in a room.
42:27We're in a room, we're in a room.
42:29All right, Sophie.
42:31You want to see me? Mother.
42:33Ah, I think you mean mother-in-law.
42:35Well, technically...
42:37What does that mean?
42:39Uh, it is...
42:41I don't work here anymore.
42:43Maybe she doesn't love me.
42:49All right, so tell me, where did you guys meet?
42:52Vegas.
42:53Is this an annulment?
43:03You want me to drop that in the mail for you, boss?
43:05In all the buffets, which one?
43:07The slot machines at the buffet.
43:10All right, it's both, really.
43:12Um, she dropped a coin.
43:14I picked it up.
43:15We walked the eyes.
43:16And the rest is...
43:17history, as they say.
43:18Uh, anyways, I'm gonna actually run to the bathroom
43:21and just wash up to let you two sit
43:23and talk about me behind my back.
43:27Between me and you, mailboy,
43:29I think I'm gonna...
43:30tap that, you know?
43:31Like, cause she's been...
43:32Mm-hmm.
43:33Lucas?
43:34Fuck.
43:37You fucking hit me?
43:39You're fucking done.
43:40You're done.
43:41You fucking mailboy.
43:46For your...
43:47I have been texting you all week.
43:50Does not happen again.
43:52Understood?
43:54You have my word, sir.
43:57But I have one condition.
43:58What is it?
44:00You've been smearing my family's name in the press.
44:02That ends today.
44:03Very well.
44:05Just sign here.
44:06What's this?
44:08Just some legalese.
44:09I had the boys work up that you won't back out of the wedding.
44:12If you do...
44:14Thank her.
44:15Do you?
44:18Lucas.
44:22Daddy!
44:23This is the most unromantic proposal ever.
44:26Make him get on with me.
44:27If I can't have Sophie, then what does it matter?
44:28Who cares who I marry?
44:29Maybe true of...
44:30Juice is out before I lock you down.
44:31Bridget.
44:32Okay, fine.
44:33You can step out on me a little once we're married, too.
44:34I don't...
44:35Bridget?
44:36Will you marry me?
44:37Yes!
44:38A million times, yes!
44:39You know, I thought you would have understood that I don't want to marry you, little house.
44:43You sure about this?
44:45I thought you just got stage fright.
44:46Let me make it clear to you.
44:47Bridget.
44:48Truth is...
44:50She doesn't love me.
44:51And it doesn't matter anyways.
44:52It's too late.
44:53I already signed a contract with Warrenville, bro.
44:54My daddy won't make sure of it!
44:55I...
44:56I...
44:57I...
44:58I...
44:59I...
45:00I...
45:01I...
45:02I...
45:03I...
45:04I...
45:05I...
45:06I...
45:07I...
45:08I...
45:09I...
45:10I...
45:11I...
45:12I...
45:13I...
45:14I...
45:15I...
45:16I...
45:17I...
45:18I...
45:19I...
45:20I...
45:21I...
45:27I...
45:28I won't take no for an answer, Lucas!
45:32This place is...
45:33dope.
45:34You know, I just can't believe that Lucas Warrington is off the market.
45:38Ugh, I know, right?
45:39He really should marry me.
45:40Bitch, what did you say?
45:42Huh?
45:43He should be marrying me!
45:44Alright, stop!
45:45Lucas Worthington is a snobby asshole.
45:48Hey, maybe we should fuck with this wedding.
45:52Hmm.
45:54You know, why should Lucas and Bridget have all the f...
45:57Wait, wait. Trust me, girl.
46:02Girl, are you sure?
46:04Honey, hold me. I had five Proseccos. I'm about to explode.
46:07Okay, okay, good.
46:09But you have to do it before anyone gets here.
46:11Okay, just first help me up the table, and then we can think about the other things.
46:15Girl, no! What?
46:18Let's see about that, Lucas.
46:20My daddy always gives me what I want.
46:21Uh, is everything all right, honey?
46:34Uh, yeah. I just ran into someone.
46:37Not a problem, I hope.
46:38Just work stress.
46:42Uh, mailroom.
46:45Bridget, do you take Lucas to be your lovely...
46:49I do!
46:49We're flying all over the building. Um, anyway.
46:59Lucas?
47:00She knows her way around a blueprint or two.
47:02I think...
47:03Don't embarrass me, you idiot.
47:04Don't you have to ask if anyone objects first?
47:07This usually comes after the I do's.
47:10Okay, then.
47:13If anyone objects to this marriage, please speak now or forever hold your...
47:18I object.
47:19As yet, you know, I'd love to have some grand...
47:24Or Lucas or whoever the hell you are.
47:26This is all my fault.
47:28Mrs. Gladwin, what are you doing here?
47:31My sweet child.
47:33I was pressuring Sophie to get married, and she...
47:36I must have gotten lost in the mail.
47:37Bridget!
47:41You didn't introduce me to your friends?
47:42This is Bridget.
47:45She...
47:45Sophie.
47:47We got married?
47:48Don't say it.
47:49Our date night.
47:50Ugh.
47:53Did you not hear? His wife.
47:55Uh, we're friends. Just friends.
47:57Could I have been so blind?
47:58Of course she does. Where is she?
48:00Well, what do you mean, where is she?
48:04Finish up the vows.
48:05Uh, um...
48:06Daddy!
48:08Do something!
48:10She's not picking up, but I know she went to one of the airports, but I don't know which one.
48:14But we have this family tracking app.
48:17Let me see.
48:19Wait a damn minute!
48:21You're okay?
48:22Sure!
48:23You will listen to your mother, and you will marry Bridget.
48:27Our family will not tolerate any low-life gold diggers.
48:30We're only after our money!
48:32Oh!
48:35Enough!
48:59Well, she's lovely.
49:02Um, where did you find her?
49:04Soap opera?
49:06That play here, our business...
49:08Fuck the business! Okay?
49:10Look, Dad taught me that the most important thing in life is finding someone that you actually love.
49:17I just want to protect you.
49:23So, honey, is...
49:29We have a con-
49:30No, her, not at all. She's an ex-co-worker. Co-worker.
49:36But why did you guys say you're not married?
49:38We just want to keep it on the down low right now.
49:43And a contract not notarized in the state of New York does not hold water.
49:48Bridget knows what are the same people. We just want to keep it under wraps and professional.
49:52Well, not how it was done in my day, but your secret's safe with me.
49:56Did somebody order a pizza?
50:02What are you doing here?
50:08I...
50:09I see the way you two look at each other, and it's really rather sweet.
50:12I think it's true love.
50:13I think it's time for me to go and pick up a bassinet now.
50:16Oh.
50:20I'm Lucas Worthington.
50:22I had a feeling.
50:25Why didn't you tell me?
50:28Sophie, I...
50:30I wanted you to love me for me.
50:33Not just because of my money.
50:35I'm sorry about your dress.
50:37It's fine. I'll just...
50:38My company.
50:40But the internship.
50:42Your designs winning the contest, Sophie, that was all you.
50:47So I'm really sorry that I lied to you, but I promise it will...
50:51Um, speaking of home...
50:54I...
50:56Kind of lied to you too.
50:57There.
51:01Uh, for...
51:02You know, appearance purposes during this marriage.
51:06Uh, where would we live?
51:08You can stay with me at my place.
51:10I mean...
51:11I guess.
51:12Hard to believe and crazy, but...
51:14Sophie, I promise you...
51:16You're the only...
51:18For appearances.
51:21You're the only woman I want moving forward.
51:23To the Ritz.
51:27There's no way I'd be able to afford that on a male clerk's salary.
51:31I need to figure something out.
51:40Again.
51:42Should we go back to Vegas?
51:46I have a better idea.
51:49Sophie Gladwin...
51:50Do you take Lucas to be your lawfully wedded husband?
51:54Uh, Chloe, you had an everything bagel?
51:57A flea wedded wife.
51:59I do.
52:01I now pronounce you husband...
52:03Are you speaking out a bit?
52:04This bagel is cold.
52:05Go, ugly slut.
52:07Right.
52:09I would want to be in her shoes, though.
52:11Oh, ladies.
52:12That's the essence of the blueberry.
52:13Uh, do you want a plain bagel?
52:15You know that I need my antioxidants, right?
52:18Or I'll call the authorities.
52:20Should be extra tasty.
52:22Oh, you're so funny.
52:24Just, uh, make sure that you pick out the berries.
52:27Carefully.
52:29Um, I thought I was here to...
52:30Here it comes!
52:32Go ahead, take a bite.
52:33Bye!
52:34Uh...
52:35Uh...
52:36Uh...
52:37Uh...
52:38Uh...
52:40Uh...
52:42Uh...
52:43Uh...
52:44Uh...
52:46Uh...
52:50We're gonna do exactly as we say.
52:51We're going to do exactly as we say.
52:56The last three.