00:00It's spring break and these kids want to party.
00:08You didn't tell me there was a lake at this cabin.
00:10I didn't bring my swimsuits.
00:12Technically you don't need a swimsuit to enjoy the lake.
00:16But something in the woods wants them to die.
00:24What will they do in the face of pure terror?
00:30So I said fuck this stink ass cabin. Let's go to Cabo and get wasted.
00:39Critics are calling hell no the most realistic horror movie ever.
00:47Hey Carlos.
00:49Me and the girls were wanting to sneak into an abandoned mental asylum this weekend with...
00:55A Ouija board. Do you want to come?
00:58No, I don't.
01:00Smart characters. Good decisions.
01:16Yes. Unbind me.
01:20Hey.
01:23Get kind of anticlimactic.
01:25That's what I got.
01:27I got that tape that if you watch it you die in five days.
01:31Really?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Here let me see that.
01:34You will believe your eyes.
01:39Mr. Mayor, I know what it sounds like.
01:42There's a monster in these waters.
01:44And I think it's got a taste for human blood.
01:47You're there.
01:48You're gonna need a bigger sign.
01:50Logic.
01:51Hey, do you guys think we should split up?
01:54No.
01:55Reason.
01:57I'm gonna wait for backup.
01:58Critical thinking.
01:59God dammit, it's not a car.
02:01It's a puzzle.
02:02You've got to line up the insignia before you...
02:09Why are you still filming?
02:10I got a document.
02:11Don't worry about it.
02:12Put the camera.
02:13Spoiler alert.
02:20Everyone lives.
02:26That's it.
02:27That's it.
02:28You did it.
02:29It's over.
02:30It's finally over.
02:32With a twist ending,
02:33you'll probably see coming.
02:35Not yet, it ain't.
02:43Uh.
02:44Now it's over.
02:45No.
02:47Yes, the box.
02:50What are you doing?
02:53Oh, no.
02:54Oh, what are you?
02:55Oh.
02:56Jesus.
02:57No.
03:13Hello?
03:14Hello?
