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00:00A man in a suit.
00:09Hi, I'm-
00:10Let's get this over with.
00:18VIP appointments.
00:20IDs, please.
00:25And you, miss?
00:30Okay.
00:36Sign it.
00:38Now.
00:44You-
00:54Should I have word?
00:56Anyone?
00:57Welcome.
00:59Today we got it here to-
01:00Yeah, let's skip the formalities.
01:02Oh, well, very well.
01:05Do you, Mr-
01:06I do-
01:07And do you, Mr-
01:08She does.
01:11The lady must confirm herself.
01:14Claire, do you hear me?
01:16Yes, yes I do.
01:17I don't pronounce you man and wife.
01:23Sorry, what?
01:25Who the hell is Claire Brown?
01:27Sir, I don't understand.
01:32I said I need a divorce.
01:34You just got married today.
01:35Your wedding was ten minutes ago.
01:37Well, exactly my point.
01:38So this shouldn't be a big deal, right?
01:40California law mandates a six-month waiting period before divorce proceedings.
01:45Come on, it's only been a few seconds.
01:47Can we not void it or something?
01:48That's illegal, ma'am.
01:49Funny, considering you were the one who ambushed me into this.
01:53Excuse me, you handed me the pen.
01:55Well, I mistook you for somebody else.
01:58You don't recognize your own wife?
02:00Okay, well, there's no-
02:01Sir, that's enough.
02:02Your VIP session is over.
02:04There's a line.
02:09Next.
02:12Look, whatever game you're playing, it ends now.
02:18Sir?
02:20Sir, I can explain.
02:22I got married to a civilian.
02:25Accidentally.
02:29Yes, I'm on my way.
02:31Wait, where are you going?
02:41Hey, Mom!
02:43Yeah, yeah, I did.
02:45I did get married.
02:47Just not to Anna Green.
02:50Uh, well, she's a random person from the street.
03:07So, the wedding, how was it?
03:10Let's not talk about it.
03:11I told you, Anna Green, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
03:14Okay, I'd forget it.
03:16Look, let's try to do like a full background check on this Claire Brown.
03:21Okay, what do you know about her?
03:22She's a cop.
03:24A rookie.
03:25I don't know, just see what kind of dirt you can dig up.
03:28Alright.
03:29Anything else?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Let's get me a car.
03:33Cheap.
03:35Why don't you get a cheap car?
03:36By paying a visit to my wife.
03:38Wait, wait, you're staying low now?
03:40Why?
03:41Claire doesn't know me as Ethan of Ethan Enterprise.
03:46But she does know me as Evan, the Nobody.
03:51I kinda hope to keep it that way.
03:57So...
03:58You marry a complete stranger.
04:03A fucking civilian.
04:04Because of what?
04:05A broken earpiece?
04:08I was...
04:09I was trying to follow orders.
04:11Orders were not to get married while you're on duty.
04:13Well, I...
04:14Hey, Captain.
04:15Hey.
04:16Take it easy.
04:17Run the country bumpkin.
04:18She's still transitioning from farm patrols to the big city.
04:21Maybe she thought it was her only shot at a wedding ring.
04:25Oh!
04:26There you are.
04:28My lovely wife.
04:39What do you want?
04:41Just paying my wife a visit.
04:43We can annul the marriage.
04:45This marriage gets my family off of my back.
04:48It's perfect.
04:49Even if you weren't exactly their chosen bride.
04:53I don't want to be a part of your little family drama.
04:56I want a divorce.
04:57I see.
04:59How much you want?
05:00What?
05:01Name your price.
05:02What?
05:06You can't buy me.
05:07Here, let's see.
05:09Write down a number.
05:10And I will finalize it.
05:11Right now.
05:15Get out of my office.
05:16This is a public office.
05:17Paid for by the taxpayers.
05:18So technically this is my office too.
05:19Arrogant suit.
05:20Thinks he's king of the world in this stupid hole.
05:25Charlie.
05:26Oh my god.
05:27You think you can hide my money?
05:28Stay away from him.
05:29Where's your paycheck?
05:30I know you're hiding it.
05:31You won't get a penny.
05:32Your mom left.
05:33And I raise you both.
05:35And I raise you both.
05:36You owe me.
05:37Arrogant suit, thinks he's king of the world in this stupid hole.
05:44Charlie! Oh my god.
05:47You think you can hide my money?
05:49Stay away from him.
05:50Where's your paycheck? I know you're hiding it.
05:53You won't get a penny.
05:55Your mom left, and I raise you both. You owe me!
06:01You are nothing but a drunk gambler.
06:05We owe you nothing!
06:07Where are you going?
06:10Come back here!
06:12Claire, where are we gonna go?
06:18I need to find a place to stay.
06:25Oh hey, Claire, Claire.
06:27Listen, I was hoping that you and I could talk a little bit more about this deal, but...
06:32Do you guys need some help?
06:41Hey bud.
06:42Hey.
06:43How you holding up, man?
06:45Yeah, yeah, I know.
06:49You, um, wanna get some air?
06:52Yeah, sure.
06:54Oh, you don't have to do that.
06:56I got it.
06:57Oh, please.
06:58I insist.
06:59You, you get some rest.
07:00What was your name?
07:01Tim.
07:02I'm, uh, Evan's friend.
07:03I'm Claire.
07:04Nice to meet you.
07:05Nice to meet you.
07:08Thanks.
07:09Of course.
07:10So, he's your friend?
07:19Yeah.
07:20Yeah, he's one of the good ones.
07:23He works for you, right?
07:24No.
07:25No, he just really loves helping people.
07:28How did you even find me?
07:35You weren't exactly hard to find.
07:37Were you stalking?
07:38I hardly call paying my wife a visit stalking.
07:41I am not your wife.
07:43Legally, you are.
07:46What do you want?
07:48Here's the deal.
07:49I stay a married man in my family's eyes.
07:52Get them to stop playing matchmaker.
07:54And then you get to live here.
07:56Rent free.
07:58All you gotta do is just play the part.
08:02The part?
08:03Stay my wife in title.
08:05No side romances.
08:07No digging into my finances.
08:09And in exchange, you get to live here.
08:12And I will pay for all of your living expenses.
08:16Uh-huh.
08:17Finances, you mean that Grand Honda out there?
08:20Hey, that's part of the portfolio.
08:24Okay, fine.
08:25But personal space?
08:27Is it non-negotiable?
08:28Uh, define personal?
08:30You know, no coming into my room, no...
08:33No what?
08:34You know what?
08:35Relax.
08:37You're not my type.
08:38Although...
08:41I'm pretty sure I'm your type, aren't I?
08:43Bullshit.
08:44See?
08:45You and I got nothing to worry about.
08:48Just give me the stupid contracts.
08:50No, nothing to worry about.
08:52You can say all the contracts.
08:53I'm gonna try to do it with the contract.
08:54Okay, I'm gonna try.
08:55I'm gonna try.
08:56I'm gonna try.
08:57Yeah, I'm gonna try.
08:58Okay, okay.
08:59I'm gonna try.
09:00You can try.
09:01I'm gonna get, I'm gonna try.
09:02Yeah, okay?
09:03I'm gonna try.
09:04I'm gonna try.
09:05Go on.
09:06All the contracts.

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