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Three siblings begin to kill people with a woodchipper while their father is away.

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00:04:03This is one heavy-duty piece of machinery, but I need all the work done by Sunday night.
00:04:08It's only rented for the weekend, and I told the guy at the store he'd have it back first
00:04:13thing Monday morning.
00:04:14No problem.
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00:04:16Look, I'm sorry I can't be around this weekend to give you a hand, but I just can't get out
00:04:21of this business trip.
00:04:22Besides, I know I can count on you to keep things running smoothly.
00:04:25Yeah, sure.
00:04:26Listen, don't worry about anything.
00:04:28It's just for the weekend.
00:04:29Besides, what could happen.
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00:06:20Oh, I'm so glad this week is over.
00:06:39Susie Richards did nothing but make a fool out of herself in front of Mark Taylor.
00:06:44You should have seen her, Tom.
00:06:45Mark Taylor. Isn't he new?
00:06:47Yeah.
00:06:48I think his younger brother's in my math class. He's not too smart.
00:06:52Well, Mark seems to be okay.
00:06:54It sounds like you like him.
00:06:56It does not.
00:06:58Yes, it does.
00:06:59No, it doesn't. You think you're so smart. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
00:07:04Okay, Denise, but remember, you brought it up.
00:07:07You know, I still don't know why Dad is having Aunt Tess stay with us while he's gone this weekend.
00:07:12I mean, John's home and we'd be okay.
00:07:15Yeah, but you know what Dad says. You always have to have someone around just in case.
00:07:20Yeah, but why her?
00:07:22I mean, she's such a...
00:07:25Bitch. Tom, that's not exactly the word I was looking for.
00:07:28Well, it's true, isn't it?
00:07:30Yeah, I suppose so.
00:07:32She really gives me the creeps.
00:07:34Well, just nothing we can do about it.
00:07:36We're stuck with her.
00:07:37Darn, nothing good.
00:07:55That might have come by now.
00:07:56It has been six weeks.
00:07:58What?
00:07:59My official Rambo survivalist hunting knife.
00:08:02Besides having a rust-resistant precision blade, it also has a high-pitched radio signal that turned on in an emergency situation can be great for miles around.
00:08:13You're kidding.
00:08:14You actually ordered a piece of junk like that?
00:08:17What are you ever going to learn that those stupid mail-order things are just crap?
00:08:23Well, just wait until you see it.
00:08:25You'll be impressed.
00:08:32It wouldn't have been any trouble, Dad.
00:08:56You didn't have to have Aunt Tess come and stay.
00:08:58Yeah, she's creepy.
00:09:00I can handle things.
00:09:02I know you can.
00:09:04But you're on vacation, and I want you to have some free time to yourself.
00:09:07Besides, I feel really bad that I'm not going to be around this weekend to help you with the yard work.
00:09:12This way, you can go out Saturday night if you'd like.
00:09:15Yeah, well...
00:09:17Besides, I understand Aunt Tess loves to cook.
00:09:19You guys are in for some great meals.
00:09:23What ever happened to that weird son of hers?
00:09:25Did he ever get out of prison?
00:09:27Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
00:09:29But listen, I don't want any of you bringing up that subject, okay?
00:09:32It isn't polite, and I'm sure that Aunt Tess does not want to discuss Kim.
00:09:36He's been nothing but trouble for her.
00:09:38It's a shame, really.
00:09:40I never liked him.
00:09:41There was always something funny going on behind his eyes.
00:09:44Yeah.
00:09:45He scared me.
00:09:47Me too.
00:09:48Just promise me that you'll be as nice as you can to Aunt Tess.
00:09:51I don't want her feeling unwanted or out of place.
00:09:54And I think it's awfully nice of her just to offer to take care of you guys for the weekend.
00:09:58And it's only for two days.
00:09:59I think you can handle it, right?
00:10:02Hey, Dad, listen.
00:10:04About that 10 speed that I've been wanting to get.
00:10:07Um, we've already discussed this.
00:10:09I still think you're a little bit too young for that bike.
00:10:12It's a big bike and a big responsibility, okay?
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:17Oh, wow.
00:10:18I'm trying to get moving.
00:10:18I don't want to be late for her train.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:44Thanks, Dad.
00:15:01See you soon, boy.
00:15:02Bye.
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00:16:14us be grateful for this glorious meal that has been set before us. It will enable us
00:16:21to get through yet another day of trials and tribulations. Forgive us our transgressions
00:16:29and protect us from the sinful thoughts that threaten to forever damn our immortal souls.
00:16:36Save us from the power of Satan and from the vile and evil thoughts that squirm, permeate
00:16:46and gestate within our souls like maggots in a rotting and decomposing corpse. I'm in.
00:16:59Now, pass me your plates. I don't think I'm very hungry. Nonsense. You'll eat what I've prepared.
00:17:29Boy, it really looks like you've outdone yourself and Tess.
00:17:41Yeah, you shouldn't have gone to so much trouble.
00:17:44Yeah, you really shouldn't have.
00:17:47Well, you'd better enjoy it while you can because I don't intend to go to this much work and effort
00:17:53for many more meals in this house.
00:17:54Well, I'm certainly disappointed in tonight's dinner. Your children barely ate anything.
00:18:05And after all the trouble, I went to.
00:18:07Um, it was delicious. It really was. It's just that we, uh...
00:18:13Oh, we're not such rich food.
00:18:15Hey, yeah, that's it. Um, we had a lot of plain food around here.
00:18:19Well, when I was growing up, we weren't allowed to be finicky.
00:18:24Things were a lot tougher then, let me tell you.
00:18:28This stuff went on then that goes on today.
00:18:31We were all decent, moral people with a healthy respect for authority and our elders.
00:18:37Not like the children today who rape and pillage and kill and lie and steal.
00:18:43Get away with it for crying out loud.
00:18:45Uh, criminal. Absolutely criminal.
00:18:48It's enough to make you sick.
00:18:50Oh, uh, by the way, how's Kim?
00:18:54Oh.
00:18:56Well, Kim's fine. Just fine.
00:19:00Kim's had a little hard luck lately, but he's so high-spirited and full of life that
00:19:05once he finds his stench, he'll be fine. Just fine. No siree. No problem there.
00:19:10Well, listen, thanks for dinner, but I'm off.
00:19:13Where are you going?
00:19:13Out. I'm a date.
00:19:16A date? With some cheap little floozy, I imagine.
00:19:21Some nasty little trollop who will take advantage of you and fill your head with all kinds of
00:19:26vile thoughts and ideas.
00:19:28Well, I won't stand for it. You're staying home tonight.
00:19:32Call that little tram and tell her to corrupt somebody else tonight.
00:19:36Your father may allow such unbelievable behavior, but I will not stand for it while I am in this house.
00:19:42You've got to be kidding.
00:19:44I am not kidding. I am not kidding, John.
00:19:47I do not kid!
00:19:49We can't possibly just...
00:19:50John, that might be a good idea.
00:19:53How are we going to stay home and watch a movie tonight?
00:19:55Remember what Dad said? Huh?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01All right.
00:20:02Jeez.
00:20:04I don't believe it.
00:20:32I've never seen anything like that before in my life.
00:20:36It's horrible, Josh. What is it?
00:20:38I'm not sure, Beth. It must be some sort of xenomorphic alien organism. It must have been on that satellite that crashed.
00:20:46And it's growing. Oh, my God. And it's heading for the town. We have to warn them. That scum has got to be stopped before it takes over everything.
00:20:55Quick. Let's get to a phone. We've got to alert the media and tell them to warn everyone.
00:21:00If it isn't already too late.
00:21:02Oh, no. The scum sees us. It's coming this way.
00:21:07No! No! No!
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00:21:57innocently enough, and the next thing you know, mothers are killing their babies, and
00:22:01little kids are running around with handguns, mowing down their little playmates.
00:22:08And Tess, a lot of my friends like horror movies, and I can personally vouch for them
00:22:13when I say that not one of them has ever turned into a sniper or killed a baby.
00:22:18I do not appreciate your tone, John. Nor do I appreciate your taste in films. As long
00:22:26as I am here, my wishes are going to be respected, understood?
00:22:30Yeah. Well, I think I've had enough fun for one night. I'm gonna go to bed. I've got a big
00:22:35day tomorrow. Night, guys. Night. Yes, goodnight.
00:22:41I was about to suggest that myself. You should get ready for bed.
00:22:47But it's only 9.30. I'm well aware of what time it is, young man.
00:22:53But we never go to bed this early, especially not on weekends. Dad always lets us stay up
00:22:59until whenever we want. Well, your father is not here now, is he? I am here. And while
00:23:07I am here, I am in charge. Understand?
00:23:13Anyway, sleep is good for the soul. It cleanses the spirit and replenishes the body.
00:23:18Come on. Come on. Go, dog. Upstairs.
00:23:28And to think this is only Friday night.
00:23:32The hell can be any worse than this.
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:36What the hell can be any worse than this?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:25:01I can't believe how filthy this house is.
00:25:12It's a regular pigsty.
00:25:14It's a wonder you don't all have hoof and mouth disease.
00:25:17Dirt and dust breed germs, Denise.
00:25:25I want you to remember that.
00:25:27I'll try.
00:25:28Well, see that you do, young lady.
00:25:31After all, cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:25:36A clean house is a happy house.
00:25:39And a happy house is a temple for all those within to shower each other with goodwill.
00:25:45Your love.
00:25:47What's what you're doing, you little dummy?
00:25:49You're putting marks all over the table.
00:25:52My God, Denise, don't you have a sense God gave a goose?
00:25:56If you can't do something right, then take a little pride in it, then don't do it at all.
00:26:03There's trouble with people nowadays.
00:26:05People just don't give a ding darn about anything.
00:26:08No one cares.
00:26:12Now, when I was young, people took pride in their work.
00:26:15They wanted to do the best they could.
00:26:18All people want today is a handout.
00:26:21It is one sorry state of affairs today, I'll tell you.
00:26:25Uh, yeah.
00:26:26Thomas!
00:26:29Yes, Aunt Tess?
00:26:31Have you cleaned your room yet?
00:26:32Almost.
00:26:33Almost means no, Thomas.
00:26:35I told you I wanted your room clean before you do anything else.
00:26:39And I expect you to abide by my wishes.
00:26:42Is that clear?
00:26:43Yes.
00:26:44Where's your brother?
00:26:45I have some things I want him to do, too.
00:26:47Oh, we're outside the garage fixing the limbo.
00:26:50Or he had to tighten the blade or something.
00:26:52Oh.
00:26:53Very well.
00:26:56You can be excused now.
00:26:59You can be excused now.
00:27:01Jeez.
00:27:02I never cook to hold two minutes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:10I never cook to hold two minutes.
00:27:16I've never cooked a whole chicken before, just parts.
00:27:35Well, then I guess it's time you learn, isn't it, Denise?
00:27:39The first thing you have to do is take out the inside, the heart, the liver, and the gizzard.
00:27:47You mean they're still in there?
00:27:49In the body cavity, yes.
00:27:52Gross!
00:27:54Denise, there is nothing gross about it.
00:27:58It's simply a necessary part of one of God's creatures.
00:28:02But it's still gross.
00:28:04Oh, stop that.
00:28:06Just reach in there and pull it out.
00:28:08It's time you learned how to prepare food properly.
00:28:12I'd rather not.
00:28:14Denise!
00:28:15All right, all right.
00:28:26Ew, this is disgusting.
00:28:29How many times do I have to tell you there is nothing disgusting about God's creatures?
00:28:36Now, you have to cut it up.
00:28:41Yuck!
00:28:43How?
00:28:45Oh, you little dummy!
00:28:47Do I have to show you everything?
00:28:49Here, I'll show you.
00:28:53Oh.
00:28:54Ring off.
00:28:55Now, pay attention, Denise.
00:29:02I'm only going to show you this once.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03Now, pay attention, Denise.
00:29:05I'm only going to show you this once.
00:29:08A gave attention.
00:29:12The whole feast.
00:29:17Is that okay?
00:29:20Is that okay?
00:29:26Remember, I'm also going to show you this once.
00:29:26A having...
00:29:27We're going to show you what you want.
00:29:27I'm only going to show you this once.
00:29:29I'm going to show you this later.
00:29:30I'm already here.
00:29:31I'm going to show you what you want.
00:29:31Oh, my God.
00:30:01I can't believe your father let you listen to this trash.
00:30:30Don't you know that the drug-ridden musicians that record this stuff hide demonic passages in it?
00:30:36Huh?
00:30:37I wasn't really aware of that.
00:30:38No.
00:30:39Well, it's true.
00:30:41Honestly, Thomas, I'm really seriously beginning to question your father's brittle judgment.
00:30:47I don't think he knows what's going on around here.
00:30:51Either that or he doesn't care.
00:30:52It's a problem with parents nowadays anyway.
00:30:55But the kids run amok.
00:30:57Nobody cares about anything anymore.
00:31:01Look at this room!
00:31:03It's filthy!
00:31:05Clean this room up, for heaven's sakes.
00:31:08Get with it and stop dilly-dallying.
00:31:10I'll answer the devil's tools.
00:31:13Do it!
00:31:13Now!
00:31:17Jeez, what a space cadet.
00:31:20All right.
00:31:44Let's see.
00:31:44Let's see.
00:31:46Let's see.
00:32:54It's here.
00:32:55It's here.
00:32:56Come on.
00:32:57It's hot.
00:32:58It's great.
00:32:59It's like this is not clear.
00:33:02It's hot.
00:33:04Come on.
00:33:06Come on!
00:33:14Is that the mail?
00:33:18What is that?
00:33:20My official Rambo survivalist hunting knife.
00:33:25I waited so long for this thing to come.
00:33:28A knife? Let me see it.
00:33:30Isn't it neat? See the compass?
00:33:33Give it to me.
00:33:36What?
00:33:37You heard me, young man. I said give it to me.
00:33:41Why?
00:33:42Because, Thomas, your father would not approve. Let me have it.
00:33:46Sure he would. He gave me half the money for it.
00:33:48Well, whether he did or whether he didn't, it doesn't make any difference to me.
00:33:52I will not have a weapon of that caliber in this house, understand?
00:33:59Now let me have it.
00:34:06No.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11I said no, you can't have it.
00:34:13I'll just let him keep it. It's not hurting anybody.
00:34:16You shut up, Denise. This is none of your business.
00:34:19Tom, give me that knife.
00:34:22No, you can't have it.
00:34:23I said, Tom, you can give me that knife.
00:34:25No.
00:34:26Give me that knife, Tom.
00:34:27No.
00:34:28Give it to me.
00:34:29No.
00:34:30Give it to me.
00:34:31No.
00:34:32No, you can't have it.
00:34:33Give me.
00:34:34Oh!
00:34:46Look what you did.
00:34:47Oh, my God, what'd you do?
00:34:49What happened up here?
00:34:54Oh, wow.
00:34:55I didn't mean it. Really, I didn't. She just fell, that's all. Denise, you saw it. You saw what happened.
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:04She fell on Tom's knife.
00:35:08Wow.
00:35:10It wasn't my fault. She pulled it out of my hand. She just fell on it. I didn't do anything.
00:35:16Should I call 9-1-1? I've never had to call 9-1-1 before. My friendlies had to call last month when her mom started gagging and choking on a piece of melted cheese that was in her onion soup. And Lisa said that-
00:35:30She's moving.
00:35:33Is she dead?
00:35:37Oh, look.
00:35:46She's gonna be okay, isn't she? We'll put a tourniquet on her. It's only a flesh wound, isn't it?
00:35:56Afraid not.
00:36:07That's it. We're finished now.
00:36:10We? What's all this we stuff? You're the one who killed her.
00:36:15That's not fair. You can't put all the blame on me.
00:36:18I'm-
00:36:19I'm really just an innocent bystander caught up in circumstances beyond my control.
00:36:24Besides, I found the perpetrator and your both accomplices.
00:36:28Are you crazy? You're not-
00:36:30Can't call it, guys.
00:36:31Please!
00:36:32I can't call it!
00:36:33Wow. This is really a bummer.
00:36:40I gotta think of what we're gonna do.
00:36:43You're in trouble.
00:36:47Life is over.
00:36:49That's it.
00:36:51Pulse you're out.
00:36:52Dad's gonna kill me.
00:36:55Now you'll never get that 10th speed.
00:36:59Should we call the police?
00:37:03I don't know.
00:37:04I gotta think about this one.
00:37:06I know my class has never covered anything like this.
00:37:09I would hope not your major is in music.
00:37:12When this gets out, I'll probably be kicked out of the Girl Scouts.
00:37:17They'll make me give back my merit badges.
00:37:20I'll never be able to sell another cookie as long as I live!
00:37:25What a lousy deal!
00:37:28I don't think you have to worry about that, Denise.
00:37:31I'm sure they frown upon members being related to killers!
00:37:37I am not a killer!
00:37:39Come on, you two!
00:37:40This is getting us nowhere!
00:37:42We gotta do something!
00:37:44We have to call somebody!
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:49Don't call the police!
00:37:50Please don't call them!
00:37:51They'll put me away!
00:37:52They'll send me up to Denver!
00:37:53I'll put me in a electric chair!
00:37:55I'll fry!
00:37:56What?
00:37:57They don't fry thirteen-year-olds!
00:37:59They don't?
00:38:01No.
00:38:02They don't fry until you're at least sixteen.
00:38:06It'll be really embarrassing having a brother who's executed.
00:38:10Of course!
00:38:11Then maybe we could go on a talk show or something!
00:38:13That might be kind of me!
00:38:15But I wouldn't know what to say to my friends, especially Susie!
00:38:20She'd say-
00:38:21No, it's gonna fry!
00:38:23You know, we're all in this together if you really stop and think about it!
00:38:28What do you mean?
00:38:30I mean, it was an accident!
00:38:32It could've just as easily happened to either one of us!
00:38:36Oh.
00:38:38Oh, wow!
00:38:40Oh!
00:38:42They're the police!
00:38:43They already know!
00:38:44Not the police!
00:38:47Answer me!
00:38:48Me?
00:38:49What me?
00:38:50Just...
00:38:51Answer it!
00:38:57Come on!
00:38:58Answer it!
00:39:06Hello?
00:39:07Hi Pumpkin!
00:39:09Hi, Dad.
00:39:13How's everything going there, sweetheart?
00:39:16It couldn't be better. How are you?
00:39:19I'm fine.
00:39:21Hey, you sound a little funny. Everything's going okay, isn't it?
00:39:24I've only been gone one day.
00:39:26You couldn't have gotten into trouble already, have you?
00:39:29Of course not. What could have possibly happened since you left?
00:39:35I was only joshing you, sweetie.
00:39:37I know I don't have anything to worry about with you guys.
00:39:40I don't know of anybody else who has such good, responsible kids.
00:39:43You guys make me really proud.
00:39:47Gee, thanks, Dad.
00:39:50Can I talk to Aunt Tess?
00:39:52Um, no.
00:39:54Why not?
00:39:56Well, the truth of the matter is, she's just dead.
00:40:01Ah, taking a nap, huh? How long has she been lying down?
00:40:05Oh, just a few minutes.
00:40:09Then you're right.
00:40:13Don't disturb her.
00:40:14That's one of the things that makes you so special, Denise.
00:40:17You're so thoughtful.
00:40:19Thanks.
00:40:19Is John there?
00:40:23John?
00:40:24No, not for you.
00:40:25Not for me.
00:40:27Uh, no, not exactly.
00:40:29He's outside mowing your lawn now.
00:40:31Okay, no problem.
00:40:33So, I will keep you on the phone all day.
00:40:35I know you have better things to do on a Saturday than to talk to me.
00:40:39Just tell everybody that I'm thinking of them, and I should be back tomorrow at about five o'clock.
00:40:44Oh, by the way, tell Aunt Tess that I send my regards, okay?
00:40:47I hope she isn't causing you guys any problems.
00:40:49Uh, not anymore.
00:40:51I mean, not at all.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Bye, pumpkin.
00:40:55Love you.
00:40:57Bye, daddy.
00:40:58Ugh.
00:41:04Ugh.
00:41:06Oh, wow.
00:41:07Oh, hi, Mark.
00:41:15Fine, how are you?
00:41:16That's good.
00:41:19Really?
00:41:20Really?
00:41:21Yeah, wait a minute, let me see.
00:41:24It's Mark Taylor.
00:41:26He wants to know if I can meet him at the movies in about half an hour.
00:41:28Could you join me?
00:41:31No.
00:41:32Why not?
00:41:34Denise, what do you think?
00:41:35Oh, all right.
00:41:37Geez, you can be such a pain sometimes.
00:41:41Mark?
00:41:42Sorry, but I can't.
00:41:44Yeah, I have to stay around the house today.
00:41:47Yeah, I know.
00:41:49Totally.
00:41:50Wait, let me see.
00:41:52Can he come over here?
00:41:54No!
00:41:57Mark?
00:41:58Sorry.
00:41:59Things are a little crazy in my house today.
00:42:02Yeah, maybe next week.
00:42:04See you Monday.
00:42:05Bye.
00:42:05Bye.
00:42:07Do you believe it?
00:42:09Mark Taylor actually got big.
00:42:12Sozie's going to have a connection bit when she hears this.
00:42:15Ah!
00:42:17So, what are we going to do?
00:42:19Let's see you next week.
00:42:21Let's go.
00:42:27Bye.
00:42:28Bye.
00:42:30Bye.
00:42:35Bye.
00:42:38Bye.
00:42:40Bye.
00:42:41Bye.
00:42:43Bye.
00:42:45Bye.
00:42:46Bye.
00:42:47Bye.
00:43:54You know, I made good money for that night, and I want it back.
00:43:58I really don't need this.
00:44:10Not now.
00:44:12I only got another year before graduating.
00:44:15This sucks.
00:44:18Dad's gonna be mad.
00:44:20Listen, guys, I've been thinking, maybe we don't have to tell anybody after all.
00:44:25Come on, Tom, how can we not?
00:44:27We just don't.
00:44:30Yeah, maybe we could say that she got a phone call and bolted.
00:44:35To where?
00:44:36We don't have to know that.
00:44:37It's none of our business.
00:44:39All we have to know is that she left.
00:44:42Yeah, that's what we'll say.
00:44:45Hold it.
00:44:46When Dad comes home, he's gonna want to know where she went, and I'm not lying to Dad.
00:44:50Well, just tell him that she left.
00:44:52It's not really a lie.
00:44:56Yeah, no one will ever know.
00:44:58Besides, everyone in our family thought she was a pill.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:03Let's say she left.
00:45:05What are we gonna do with the body?
00:45:07Bodies aren't the easiest things to hide, you know.
00:45:09Yeah, he's right.
00:45:11Don't you ever watch the news?
00:45:12Bodies are always popping up, no matter how well they're hidden.
00:45:16Yeah, but you're talking about whole bodies.
00:45:19Of course I'm talking about whole bodies.
00:45:22What other kind of bodies are there?
00:45:24I have a plan.
00:45:31I don't think it'll work.
00:45:57It's too small for a body to go through.
00:46:01Maybe it wasn't such a good idea after all.
00:46:03No, it could work.
00:46:05We just have to make a few alterations.
00:46:07Let's go.
00:47:09You know, Aunt Tessa's right.
00:47:25Once you start working with the meat, it isn't all that bad.
00:47:28Oh, wait a minute.
00:47:46This isn't going to work.
00:47:47She's too soft.
00:47:48You can only run hard things through this.
00:47:51Who said so?
00:47:52It'll gum up the blades, and if we break it, we're sunk.
00:47:56Hey, no problem.
00:47:58I have an idea.
00:47:59You know, it's too bad we don't have one of those big freezer units like Susie's parents do.
00:48:13They just got it, and Susie's mom loves it.
00:48:17They could fit three whole bodies in theirs if they wanted to.
00:48:21There isn't a whole lot of room in here.
00:48:23Oh, there's plenty.
00:48:25Just sort of shove it all in there.
00:48:26Don't bother being made.
00:48:28You know, I sure do wish that Susie could see this.
00:48:33She's always telling me about how all the weird stuff that happens to her family,
00:48:37and saying that my family is so boring.
00:48:40Boy, would she be surprised.
00:48:42Whatever you do, don't tell her.
00:48:45That's all we need to have Susie Richards find out.
00:48:48She's the biggest blabbermouth in the school.
00:48:51I won't tell her.
00:48:52I'm not like an airhead, you know.
00:48:57Uh, John, this accident, it doesn't mean that we're going to start killing people everywhere, does it?
00:49:07You know, like that guy at the Burger Palace that was mowing everybody down with his machine gun?
00:49:15Of course not.
00:49:17Yeah, that guy was nuts.
00:49:18We're just ordinary kids.
00:49:21Oh, okay.
00:49:24You sure this is going to work?
00:49:26It should.
00:49:27Just give it a few hours.
00:49:29I know she gets as hard as a rock.
00:49:31I know she gets as hard as a rock.
00:50:01I know she gives it.
00:50:28Let's get started.
00:51:28You know, Denise, I had some really scary dreams last night.
00:51:39Really? What about?
00:51:41Well, do you remember Mr. Williams, my old science teacher?
00:51:46Hmm, yeah, I think so.
00:51:49Isn't he a really mean one that gives tons of homework over the holidays and the weekends and stuff like that?
00:51:54Yep, that's him. Well, anyway, I dreamt that he was involved with this government experiment directed on recombinant DNA research.
00:52:02Well, they cloned him. You know, that they did Hitler in that movie.
00:52:07Well, anyway, all of a sudden he began popping up in all of my classes and ended up teaching every subject.
00:52:13Yeah, that is scary.
00:52:15Yeah.
00:52:16What time did they say he'd be home tonight?
00:52:18Hmm, about five.
00:52:19Think you bought us anything?
00:52:21Could be.
00:52:22It all depends on how much free time you had. You know the story.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:27Morning.
00:52:28Morning.
00:52:28Morning.
00:52:29Want some breakfast?
00:52:31No, I'll just have some juice, thanks.
00:52:33Listen, will you guys be okay by yourselves for about an hour?
00:52:35Or I gotta go downtown and get some gas for the lawn mower.
00:52:38Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:52:39I'm just gonna get that lawn finished.
00:52:42Hey, John, we're okay, aren't we?
00:52:45What do you mean?
00:52:47I mean, nothing's gonna happen to us, isn't it?
00:52:50No, don't worry.
00:52:51That's right. Don't give it another thought.
00:52:54She got a call this morning, said she had to go, called the taxi, it's split.
00:52:57End of story.
00:52:58Okay.
00:53:00Yeah, listen. Don't worry about it.
00:53:02We don't have to be afraid of anything or anybody.
00:53:32We don't have to be afraid of anything.
00:54:02Let's go.
00:54:32Hello?
00:54:58Hi, Tiger. How's it going?
00:55:00Uh, hi, Dad.
00:55:02Fine. How's everything with you?
00:55:05Good. In fact, better than good.
00:55:08I finished with everything earlier than anticipated,
00:55:10and it looks like I'll be able to take an earlier plane back.
00:55:13Expect me home about two o'clock.
00:55:15Uh, great, Dad.
00:55:18Is your aunt Tess there?
00:55:20Um, yeah. She's... around.
00:55:26Well, there's really no sense in my talking to her.
00:55:28Give her a message for me, okay?
00:55:29Just tell her that I'm getting in earlier than expected,
00:55:32and I want to take everybody out to dinner.
00:55:34You guys pick the restaurant, okay?
00:55:36Sure, Dad. Sounds great.
00:55:39Glad to hear it.
00:55:40Okay, I better run.
00:55:41Don't get into any trouble between now and two, okay?
00:55:44Yeah. Don't worry.
00:55:47Bye, Dad.
00:55:47What do you say?
00:55:50You said he'd be home about two.
00:55:52Two, huh?
00:55:53Well, that's okay.
00:55:55We'll just say that Aunt Tess left at about one,
00:55:58and that she said that she thought Dad wouldn't mind her leaving Johnny Church for an hour.
00:56:05That sounds possible.
00:56:06I think you'll buy it.
00:56:08Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:56:10Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:56:40Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:57:10Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:57:12Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:57:40Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:57:50Yeah, nothing can go wrong.
00:58:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:58:30Well, now, if it isn't two of my three favorite cousins.
00:58:37Kim! What are you doing here?
00:58:40That's not the friendliest of hellos.
00:58:42Whatever happened to how's it going?
00:58:44Good to see you, Kim, old boy.
00:58:47I'm glad to see you, too.
00:58:50We are. It's just that we weren't expecting you.
00:58:55No, I don't believe you were.
00:58:57Not many people do, it seems.
00:59:01You're getting to be one pretty little thing, yep.
00:59:04Feeling out in all the right places.
00:59:08Where's that wimp brother of yours?
00:59:10If you mean Johnny's downtown, he'll be back any minute.
00:59:13Oh, goody, I can't wait.
00:59:17Well, enough of this small talk bullshit.
00:59:19I came to see Ma. Where is she?
00:59:22You mean your mom?
00:59:23Of course I mean my Ma.
00:59:25Since your mom's dead, who the hell else would I be talking about?
00:59:28Uh, she's not here.
00:59:31What?
00:59:32He said she's not here.
00:59:34I heard what he said.
00:59:36Where'd she go?
00:59:37Oh, my guess.
00:59:39You guess?
00:59:40You mean you don't know?
00:59:41Look, she got a call this morning and had to leave early.
00:59:45John drove her down to the train station and that's that.
00:59:48Wait a minute.
00:59:48What does it sound like, Mom?
00:59:51She doesn't just pick up and go when she's supposed to be somewhere.
00:59:54Well, that's what happened, okay?
00:59:56Shit!
00:59:58This is unbelievable.
01:00:00Un-fucking-believable!
01:00:02It's getting to the point where I can't even rely on that old bitch anymore.
01:00:04What do you mean?
01:00:06None of your damn business!
01:00:08Damn!
01:00:09Well, I gotta go then.
01:00:12Shit!
01:00:13They're gonna have my ass on a silver platter for sure now!
01:00:16I can't believe it.
01:00:18Uh, listen.
01:00:19Before I go, can I use your phone?
01:00:20I gotta make a call.
01:00:22Uh, I don't know.
01:00:24Come on.
01:00:25Give me a fucking break here, will ya?
01:00:28Well, alright, but you better make it fast.
01:00:54Yeah, a rock will get me soon.
01:00:55Yeah, I know, but I gotta talk to him.
01:01:00It's about the loan.
01:01:02It looks like I'm gonna need a couple more days.
01:01:06I've just run into a temporary setback.
01:01:10Hey, look.
01:01:11It was one of those unavoidable situations.
01:01:14I wasn't counting on having any problems.
01:01:16I wasn't counting on having any problems.
01:01:25Uh, Rocco.
01:01:35Hold off saying anything to Sam right now.
01:01:39Yeah, I know.
01:01:39Something's come up and I just might be able to come up with it today after all.
01:01:45Uh-huh.
01:01:46That's right.
01:01:47Later.
01:01:48Later.
01:01:48Okay, guys.
01:01:56What is this?
01:01:58A ring.
01:02:01Obviously.
01:02:02What's it doing here?
01:02:04Lying on the counter.
01:02:05This is Mom's ring.
01:02:10I can't believe she left it here.
01:02:13Uh, she did a lot of cooking while she was here.
01:02:16She must have just taken it off and forgot about it.
01:02:19That sounds a little out of character for Mom.
01:02:21I mean, as stingy as she is about everything, it's almost a goddamn miracle.
01:02:26But shit, who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?
01:02:30This ought to get me a couple of hundred easy.
01:02:32Do you mean you're gonna sell it?
01:02:34What the hell gave you that idea, kid?
01:02:36Of course I'm not gonna sell it.
01:02:38And just in case anybody asks, you better forget about the ring and keep your fucking mouth shut.
01:02:43Um, sure.
01:02:44That goes for you too, Blondie.
01:02:47Anything you say, Kim, it's none of our business.
01:02:51You're smarter than you look, kid.
01:02:52Now, first things first, I'm in a bit of a pickle right now.
01:03:00That's why I came here.
01:03:01I needed to squeeze some cash out of Mommy Dearest.
01:03:06It wasn't going to be easy, but I could have handled it.
01:03:08But now seeing that she's gone back home, I'm fucked.
01:03:11Yeah, you told us.
01:03:13I think it would be a good idea if you left now.
01:03:17Yeah, I'll leave.
01:03:19But not until I'm damn good and ready.
01:03:21If you don't leave, I'll have to call the police.
01:03:23And I'll have them come and escort you off our property.
01:03:26You are trespassing, you know.
01:03:28Don't push your luck, kid.
01:03:30I've been being real good and holding back, but I feel my temper's starting to reach the spoiling point.
01:03:36So, what is it that you want from us?
01:03:39It's pretty obvious, Tom.
01:03:41He wants money.
01:03:42Bingo!
01:03:44What an intellect.
01:03:46Brains certainly does run in your family.
01:03:48Well, we don't have any.
01:03:50We...
01:03:50Just knock it off.
01:03:52Don't insult my intelligence.
01:03:54I know you have to have some money lying around somewhere.
01:03:57Every family has some cash stashed in the house for emergencies.
01:04:00I'm not stupid, you know.
01:04:01Well, even if we did have some money, we couldn't give you any.
01:04:06Not without asking Dad.
01:04:08He was...
01:04:08Look, I'm getting tired of all this rhetoric.
01:04:11Your obligation to family is heartwarming and touching.
01:04:14But to be totally honest, I really don't give a shit.
01:04:19What I do care about is cash.
01:04:21And I need some.
01:04:23Pronto!
01:04:24Just how much do you need?
01:04:26That doesn't matter.
01:04:27I need as much as I can get!
01:04:28What for?
01:04:30That's none of your fucking business!
01:04:33I need it, that's all.
01:04:34Then I'll be gone.
01:04:35You won't have to worry about me anymore.
01:04:38And...
01:04:39What if we don't give you any?
01:04:41Girl...
01:04:43You don't want to know about that.
01:04:47Believe me, you don't.
01:04:53You don't want to know about that.
01:05:23You don't want to know about that.
01:05:53Once a whip, always a whip.
01:06:06What'd you do?
01:06:08John, are you okay?
01:06:11You knocked him out!
01:06:13He'll be fine!
01:06:14Give or take a couple of hours.
01:06:16Concussions aren't all that serious.
01:06:18Take it from me.
01:06:19I've had no other than I shared.
01:06:20Well, why'd you do that?
01:06:22Just one little precaution.
01:06:24I didn't need any problems from him.
01:06:26At least not right now.
01:06:28Looks like I got my hands full contending with just two of you.
01:06:31Shit!
01:06:38Only $20!
01:06:41These credit cards ought to be useful, though.
01:06:44Listen, you're not going to get away with this.
01:06:46Hey!
01:06:46Before we go any further, let me tell you both something.
01:06:53Nobody fucks me over.
01:06:55Nobody!
01:06:56And if you tell anybody about this, I'll come back and get you.
01:06:59It may not be for a while.
01:07:02It may not be for a couple of years, but I'll get you.
01:07:05And believe me when I tell you, I have lots of ways to make you suffer.
01:07:10Lots and lots!
01:07:13Then you'll both wish you were dead.
01:07:15I guarantee it.
01:07:16Simple as that.
01:07:18Got it?
01:07:18Yeah, we got it.
01:07:21Good.
01:07:23You guys catch on fast.
01:07:32Okay, now.
01:07:34Where does your dad keep the spare cash?
01:07:37Uh, listen, Kim.
01:07:49We really weren't lying when we said we don't have any money here.
01:07:53But we do have some stuff that you could sell to make a bundle.
01:07:58Yeah?
01:07:58Like what?
01:07:59Well, there's our VCR and TV and there's dad's computer.
01:08:05Yeah, classic.
01:08:06Oh, yeah!
01:08:07And you could sell all of those really easy.
01:08:10Why, you could even sell the machine that dad uses to work on the yard.
01:08:15Oh, no!
01:08:17That's way too expensive.
01:08:20Dad said a new one would cost about $10,000.
01:08:24What are you talking about?
01:08:25What kind of machine?
01:08:27Oh, I don't know.
01:08:29But you can't take that.
01:08:30Dad would have a fit.
01:08:32I don't give a shit about your dad!
01:08:34I want to see that machine.
01:08:36Well, all right.
01:08:38We certainly can't stop you.
01:08:42Bye.
01:08:44Bye.
01:08:45Bye.
01:08:46Bye.
01:08:50Bye.
01:08:51Bye.
01:08:52Bye.
01:08:52Bye.
01:08:53Bye.
01:08:54Bye.
01:08:54Bye.
01:08:55What's it do?
01:09:19I'm not sure.
01:09:21John's been using it while Dad's away.
01:09:23It's big.
01:09:25I don't know if I can get it out of here.
01:09:28Oh, I don't know.
01:09:31I think you might be able to.
01:09:38Wow, look at all that stuff in there.
01:09:42I wonder what it is.
01:09:44It must be some kind of cutting machine.
01:09:46Probably for leaves or wood or something.
01:09:49But get out of my way.
01:09:50You're blocking my life.
01:09:51No, I don't think so.
01:10:00Electronics are easy to get rid of.
01:10:02A sudden like this would be too fucking hard.
01:10:04Ah.
01:10:05Ah.
01:10:05Ah.
01:10:05Ah.
01:10:06Ah.
01:10:15Ah.
01:10:20Ah.
01:10:22Wow, what a geek.
01:10:45Totally.
01:10:48Are you okay?
01:10:50Yeah, I'll live.
01:10:53Unlike some people around here.
01:10:58Well, I guess you can put whole people through that thing.
01:11:03Yeah, but it is kind of messy.
01:11:10I think we better start cleaning up.
01:11:13Yeah, better get it over with.
01:11:18I want to call Mark before it gets too late.
01:11:20I'll tell you this.
01:11:24Dad forgot his money's worth when it came to renting this thing.
01:11:28Oh, you're going to say that again.
01:11:30I'm glad it's all finally over with.
01:11:32Yeah.
01:11:33Wait.
01:11:34Guys, aren't you forgetting something?
01:11:39Uh, I don't know.
01:11:42Kim's car is still in the driveway.
01:11:44That's right.
01:11:47We got to get rid of it.
01:11:49I'll tell you what.
01:11:51I'll take it and I'll drive it to the airport.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:54And leave it in the parking lot there.
01:11:56All right, here, here.
01:11:56Okay.
01:11:57All right, let's go.
01:11:58Okay, come on.
01:11:58What time are you going to get back?
01:12:09Uh, I'll have to hitch.
01:12:10Well, you can't do that.
01:12:11It always sounds dangerous.
01:12:12Yeah, you might get picked up by some weirdo psycho pervert.
01:12:16It's okay.
01:12:16I'll...
01:12:16Oh, wow.
01:12:18What's wrong?
01:12:20I forgot about the lawn.
01:12:21That'll kill me if he comes home and it looks like this.
01:12:24Wait, I gotta get started if I'm gonna get all this done by the time he gets home tonight.
01:12:27Oh, my God.
01:12:28I just remember with everything that's been going on, I forgot to tell him.
01:12:32What?
01:12:33Did I call this morning?
01:12:34He said he'd be home early.
01:12:36How early?
01:12:37He said about two.
01:12:38Two?
01:12:40There's no way I can get all this done by two.
01:12:42What time is it now?
01:12:42Twelve-thirty.
01:12:43Oh, God.
01:12:44I am dead meat.
01:12:46I...
01:12:46Oh, wait a minute.
01:12:48What about us?
01:12:48Yeah, we can start.
01:12:50Um, we'll start while you're ditching the car.
01:12:52And then you gotta hurry back because we won't be able to do it all.
01:12:55And there isn't much time.
01:12:56Oh, okay.
01:12:57Okay, great.
01:12:58Thanks.
01:12:58Come on, let's go.
01:12:59Okay.
01:13:00Get back to it.
01:13:00Get back to it.
01:13:16Get back to it.
01:13:29Get back to it.
01:18:29By the way, did she say anything about coming back for another visit?
01:18:32Uh, not really.
01:18:34But I'm sure she'll be showing up from time to time.
01:18:37Yeah.
01:18:37Yeah.
01:18:37Yeah.
01:19:07Yeah.
01:19:08Yeah.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10Yeah.
01:19:11Yeah.
01:19:12Yeah.
01:19:13Yeah.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:19Yeah.
01:19:20Yeah.
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22Yeah.
01:19:23Yeah.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:25Yeah.
01:19:26Yeah.
01:19:27Yeah.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:29Yeah.