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MrBeast Moments_Before_Disaster(1080p)
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00:00We're going to be reacting to moments before disaster, but with a little twist for Chris.
00:05That kind of twist?
00:06I need a new friend.
00:07There's just a random man laying by a light pole.
00:10Does he A, get struck by lightning, B, kid on a skateboard kickflip over him,
00:14C, a man in a banana suit slips on him.
00:16If you guess correctly, I'll give you $500.
00:18If you guess incorrectly, you owe me $500.
00:21Wait, what?
00:21Thank you, TikTok, for $500 number three.
00:24You've seen this?
00:25I've seen this.
00:26I hate you.
00:26I need someone else to do this.
00:27Yeah!
00:29Let's go!
00:29Thank you for only watching TikTok!
00:32You now are up $500.
00:33Here you go.
00:33Woo!
00:34For this next clip, we have a Tesla coil, and a guy has his hand on it.
00:38And he's holding another guy's hand.
00:39And they're all holding each other's hands.
00:41Do you think that A, all get shocked, B, nothing happens, or they float away?
00:45I'm going to say nothing happens.
00:47Nothing happens?
00:48Nothing happens.
00:49That doesn't look like nothing.
00:51The guy's hair at the end is raising.
00:52That's not shocked.
00:54Oh!
00:55They all got shocked.
00:56I didn't know that somebody was going to come in and intervene.
01:00You can see their hair sticking up.
01:01There's electricity flowing.
01:03They all got shocked, which means...
01:05I don't know.
01:05Technically, nothing happened until that random guy came in.
01:08Nothing happened.
01:09Look at the screams on their faces.
01:10Can you hold this?
01:11All right, now I'm going to take it.
01:12I hate you.
01:13So we got some kids playing hockey.
01:14Guys on the ground.
01:15I think you can predict the options.
01:16Does a spectator break the glass?
01:18Does a flight clear out the benches?
01:19Or does a ref fall and get knocked out?
01:21It looked like there was about to be a rumble.
01:23Spectator breaks glass.
01:24Yeah, get up, spectator.
01:26Yeah, spectator, go.
01:27Break that glass.
01:28We hate that glass.
01:29Yeah!
01:30Woo!
01:31Give me $500.
01:33I felt there was a dad in the audience.
01:35He's like, hey, get off my boy.
01:37Of course.
01:37Chris got that one right.
01:38I'm a dad.
01:39I know.
01:39Can't that glass, like, take hockey pucks?
01:41How did he punch through that?
01:42What is he, the Incredible Hawk?
01:44Well, you've never seen your kid get pushed.
01:45I have seen my kid get pushed.
01:47But he pushed the other kid first.
01:48So I was kind of like, he deserved it.
01:50What color is the helicopter?
01:51It's red.
01:52There's a helicopter landing on a beach.
01:54Uh-huh.
01:55A, does the helicopter land?
01:56B, does the filmer get hit by a table?
01:58Or C, the helicopter crashes?
02:00There's no way you'd show a crash on YouTube
02:02because then the video would get taken down.
02:03So it's 50-50.
02:05And this is Reacts, so I'm going to go,
02:06guy gets hit by a table.
02:08You're too good at this.
02:10Let's go!
02:12Yeah!
02:12Here's another 500.
02:13I should have made the options harder.
02:14So we have a woman standing in front of a house.
02:16What happens?
02:17Car accident on driveway, slips downstairs.
02:20Lightning blows up a tree.
02:21Oh, this is a hard one.
02:22Let me phone a friend.
02:23Uh-huh.
02:24It's lightning.
02:25Lightning blows up a tree.
02:26Because I've seen it before in the options.
02:28Was that lightning?
02:29That was lightning.
02:29Here you go.
02:30Let's go!
02:31Look at that cat!
02:32That cat's like, what the heck just happened?
02:34I gotta go investigate!
02:35Why does the cat need to go investigate?
02:37I think I'm right towards it.
02:38Time to step up my game.
02:39Neckrack.
02:40Things are getting serious.
02:41For our next clip, this reporter is live, and something unexpected happens.
02:46Fortunately, in freeze thaw, we see this.
02:48Water me breaks.
02:49What is about to happen?
02:50She gets soaked by passing by car.
02:52Man approaches camera and screams.
02:54Reporter gets hit by car.
02:55We can see his brain just spinning.
02:57It's definitely some ice creams at the camera.
03:01Oh!
03:02You didn't think I'd show a car crash.
03:03Well, guess what?
03:04I thought you would think that, so I put one in!
03:06Can we show that?
03:07I just did.
03:08Okay.
03:08Give me $500.
03:09Hey, that's what YouTube's gonna do to you.
03:11Sometimes you gotta outsmart them.
03:12It's not hard.
03:13I just got me by a car, but I'm okay, too.
03:15Jokes aside, she said she's okay.
03:17Like, don't actually demonetize us YouTube.
03:18She is okay.
03:19Here, you want to hear it one more time?
03:21I'm okay, too.
03:21You want to hear it a thousand times?
03:22Here, a million times, just to be safe.
03:24Oh, our editors hate you.
03:25I actually got hit by a car in college, too, just like that.
03:28What?
03:29Well, that's not fair.
03:30I didn't know the backstory that she had already been hit by a car.
03:33Had I have known that.
03:34Apparently, she's just a menace to cars.
03:36Bro, you're just driving, and your car just automatically turns.
03:39You can't even control it.
03:40It's like a magnet.
03:41During a karate tournament, anything can happen.
03:43Anything?
03:44Anything.
03:45Does the fighter headbutt the opponent?
03:46Does the referee knock out both opponents?
03:48Or does the cameraman get punched?
03:50I really think the cameraman gets punched.
03:52All right, we'll take that.
03:53No way, hold on.
03:54I didn't lock it in.
03:55He locked it in.
03:55I didn't lock it in.
03:59What?
03:59What happened?
04:00The referee knocked them both out, which is not what you chose.
04:04I'm sad.
04:05I thought you were Chris.
04:06I'm the dad.
04:07I should be making jokes like that.
04:09Next clip.
04:09Craziest thing I've ever seen.
04:11This is like security camera footage recorded with the phone.
04:13That's how you know it's wild.
04:15That's a deer.
04:15That's a big deer.
04:16Does the deer get jumped by a bear, attempt a backflip, or does it screech?
04:19I really want to see a deer do a backflip.
04:22All right, locked in.
04:23Why?
04:23I'm not locking things in.
04:25All right, let's see.
04:26Yay!
04:26Aw.
04:28You didn't want to lock it in?
04:29I did want to lock it in.
04:30Oh, okay, okay.
04:30Look how much he changed.
04:31I just feel so bad for the deer.
04:33He tried so hard.
04:34With his little squirmy leg.
04:35He was like, no, somebody help me.
04:37Oh, God.
04:37His failure is your money.
04:39It doesn't feel right, but it does feel okay.
04:42Okay, we got a tiny birthday cake.
04:44Whoa, what are you judging the cake for, bro?
04:46Does a random monkey take the cake?
04:47The cake explodes.
04:48Number three, friend pushes his face into the cake.
04:51I'm locking it in.
04:52All right, it's locked in.
04:53Let's do it.
04:53No way his friend pushes his face in.
04:55No, a monkey!
04:56No!
04:57Bro, there was like this high off the rock.
04:58That'd be like smashing your friend's face in a rock.
05:00I thought because-
05:01No, you didn't think.
05:02Some countries, that's a tradition at both days.
05:04Just smash their head into a rock.
05:06Into a cake.
05:07I'm going to just take that.
05:09Take it.
05:10Could you imagine filming this whole video and owing me money?
05:13No, I can't imagine it, so let's not.
05:15All right, so you're in a Midwest suburban.
05:17What the heck is that thing?
05:18Your redneck showed.
05:19I saw something moving fast.
05:21You saw an animal move and your redneck came out.
05:23What the heck is that thing?
05:24There's a parked car somewhere.
05:26There's a truck jump over it.
05:27A building in the back collapse.
05:28Or does someone trip and somersault?
05:30What the heck?
05:31I'm going to go with truck jumps over parked car because he's trying to dodge whatever that
05:35was.
05:35Is Chris's deduction correct?
05:38Yeah.
05:38And it wasn't even correct because I just figured out that was a shadow from the traffic light.
05:44But I somehow knew.
05:46You knew the traffic light shadow was going to cause that to happen.
05:49It did and I'll take $500.
05:52I wonder if that guy went to jail for that.
05:53I feel like the law should be if you do something cool and you don't harm anybody or anything,
05:59you're good.
05:59He would be safe then.
06:00Here you go.
06:01Oh, too slow.
06:02Gotta be faster.
06:03I don't think so.
06:04You see these three humans?
06:06What's with you saying humans?
06:08What's with you judging my vocabulary?
06:09There are three humans on this coast.
06:11There's aggressive waves.
06:12Which one do you think gets swept?
06:13Yellow, black, or white?
06:15I'm going to go with yellow.
06:16She's furthest away and you wouldn't think it's her, but I have a feeling she's going
06:19to fall and then get swept.
06:23You were wrong.
06:24Logic would say the one closest to the water.
06:26I thought it would be.
06:27It sucked in.
06:27Then you gave me $500.
06:30But Logic's a rapper.
06:30He didn't give me $500.
06:32You did.
06:32She got it wrong.
06:33He's also biracial.
06:34For your pleasure, I have a skate clip.
06:36See how he's going up a ramp?
06:37Does he pick up a passenger?
06:38Does he hit another skater?
06:39Does he do a 70-20 Ollie?
06:4170-20 Ollie.
06:42I don't skate.
06:43Oh, look right in front of the P.
06:45The passenger's pushing P.
06:47Number one, he picks up a passenger.
06:49Let's see it.
06:52Yeah.
06:52Yeah.
06:54I'm surprised you haven't seen this.
06:55I got this on TikTok.
06:56Ring, ring, ring, ring.
06:57Who's that?
06:58Oh, $500.
06:59I would have forgot to pay you.
07:00That clip could have gone completely different.
07:02I can't hear you.
07:03I just hear money.
07:04Just sounds like-
07:04Dollar, dollar, dollar bills, y'all.
07:05I was going to say he could have just grabbed the kid-
07:07Dollar, dollar bills.
07:08And kidnapped him.
07:09Dollar bills.
07:10I can't have a conversation.
07:11I got money on my mind.
07:13All right, next one.
07:14Is this a real train or a fake train?
07:15This is a fake train, number one.
07:17How do you tell?
07:17Because I know-
07:19Boy, I played with model trains a lot in my early days.
07:22Cat shows up.
07:23I didn't even get to read the options.
07:24I've also seen the clip.
07:26All right, next one.
07:27I hate you.
07:27You know what?
07:27Since you've seen the clip, you should only get $400.
07:30That's cheating.
07:30You literally said I should have seen the clip on the last one.
07:33All right, I'll make it $500.
07:34That's the least you can do.
07:35I like the second half of the video.
07:37I like your mom.
07:38Same.
07:38She's nice.
07:39The next clip.
07:41Does he encounter a bear, crazy trick, or crash into another biker?
07:45This is the second time I've seen bear, so I'm going to go with bear.
07:48And if it's not there, I can't bear it.
07:51Hey, hey.
07:53Hey.
07:53No way.
07:53Is it the bear?
07:54Yeah.
07:55No way.
07:56Tell me that doesn't look like a man looking at a bear.
07:59Yeah, that's a man looking at a bear.
08:00Oh my God, that bear is humongous.
08:04Oh, wow.
08:05The bear said, hey, if I don't get any pets, you're not recording this.
08:08You can't tell me that bears aren't nice.
08:11Look at them.
08:12They're cute.
08:12Well, he's only cute because he's not 5,000 pounds and huge.
08:15Even if he was, he'd just be cuter.
08:17Nothing that can kill you in under a second is cute.
08:20Alligators.
08:20Sharks.
08:21They're like little water puppies.
08:22How about you water puppy this $500?
08:25I don't know what that means, but I'll take it.
08:27Got so much money I can play Jenga with it.
08:29Sounds like a rap line.
08:30Comment if you've ever heard that in a rap.
08:32If you haven't, you're allowed to use it, but shout me out.
08:34Post Malone, I know you love my videos.
08:36You watch them all.
08:37If you use that in your next song, just, you know, credit us.
08:39So we have a pelican here.
08:40I saw a pelican in real life, and I didn't know that on the front of their beak,
08:44it looks like a claw, like a bear claw.
08:47Speaking of bear claw, does this pelican attack the camera and poop fly away?
08:51Pelicans are kind of rude.
08:52You got to be nice to them, and they're like sticking their hand out.
08:55So you're going to say you attacked them.
08:56Number one.
08:58He's like, get out of my...
08:59Oh, we didn't even get to see the end of the clip.
09:02That's how you know she dropped that phone.
09:05I was doing not so good in the beginning.
09:07I had us in the first half, not going to lie.
09:09But I think I really brought it back and picked it back up.
09:12Oh, nice, nice.
09:13Anyway, excuse me, $500.
09:14What are you doing back there?
09:15This is $400, Jimmy.
09:17Oh, wait, is it actually?
09:18This is $400.
09:19That was not on purpose.
09:20This is how Jimmy gets his riches.
09:22He's been cheating out $100 at a time from me.
09:26These waiters cannot catch a break.
09:27He's holding a cake.
09:28Mm-hmm.
09:29She's clearly mad.
09:29Does the waiter drop the cake?
09:31Does he retaliate?
09:32Or does the customer throw the cake?
09:33I really want to see the waiter win.
09:36Okay.
09:36Number two.
09:38Yeah!
09:40Oh, he had double hit.
09:41Wow.
09:42Do not treat food service people bad.
09:44They do so much for us.
09:45They give us food.
09:46Is that what you guessed?
09:47Yeah.
09:47You're cheating.
09:48No, I swear to God, I'm not.
09:49I didn't want to see her be mean to him.
09:51I wanted to see him.
09:52I hate you.
09:53You found like six in a row.
09:54What is going on?
09:55Did you have to say you hated me?
09:56What's going on with you?
09:57You just said you hated me.
09:58I mean, yeah.
09:59Did you just see the future?
10:00Yeah, and it's bright.
10:01Here's your money.
10:02Let's go.
10:03What color is the tree?
10:04The same color as all trees.
10:06Good answer.
10:06Thanks for the easy one, man.
10:08No problem.
10:08No problem.
10:08All right.
10:09Does she do a flip off the rope swing?
10:10Ball off the rope swing?
10:11What gets stuck in the rope swing?
10:13I'm going to guess number three.
10:14I definitely don't hope it's number three and just want to see that happen.
10:17But so far, everything you guess happens.
10:19Oh!
10:21Yo, what color was the water?
10:22Water.
10:23Good answer.
10:23Good answer.
10:24Chris.
10:24What?
10:25You spoke that into existence.
10:26Why'd you want her to get hurt?
10:27I didn't want it.
10:28I foresee.
10:29I hope you don't enjoy receiving this money.
10:30I enjoyed receiving it.
10:32Don't quote me on that.
10:34Does this woman on the paddleboard get hit by a huge wave, shark hits the person off the
10:38board, collides with the person on a board?
10:39Could you say the first word and just-
10:41Surfer collides with person on board?
10:43You said collides with board.
10:45I'm trying to condense it for retention.
10:47But surfer was probably an important word.
10:50What's important is you're picking four, three, two, one.
10:53Huge wave comes in.
10:54You didn't want them to hear that?
10:55Comment if you could barely hear it.
10:56That's a shark.
10:56I was going to say shark, but then I was like, it doesn't look like there would be a-
10:59Oh, she just- oh my gosh.
11:01Is he eating her?
11:02Oh, there's a shark in the water?
11:03Let me just RKO it.
11:04What happened?
11:05Is she okay?
11:06You lost $500.
11:07But what about her?
11:08I don't know.
11:09I think you actually only took $400.
11:11That's definitely $500.
11:12But if you want me to take another $100, I can't.
11:14Did you see the clip?
11:15I definitely did not.
11:16Well, maybe you should have been paying attention.
11:17So here are three options.
11:18Swarmer raccoons show up.
11:20Raccoons attack the cameraman.
11:21Raccoon slips and falls.
11:22I'm going to go with slip and fall because we've already seen an animal attack a camera.
11:25He's trying to get out.
11:26Come on, slip, you fat idiot.
11:29Slip, you idiot.
11:30Yeah!
11:31Dumb, stupid raccoon.
11:32I love you.
11:33Here's your money back.
11:34And now for our final clip.
11:35This is a triple or nothing clip.
11:37$15 hundo on the line.
11:38Did you only do that because that's exactly how much money I have?
11:42No, you have like $3.5 grand.
11:43Do I actually?
11:44Yeah.
11:44I can't count.
11:45But I'm going to give you a chance to make it $5 grand.
11:46You have a little choir here with this choir full of children.
11:49Does a kid start screaming, does a kid pass out, or does a kid have an amazing voice?
11:53Yes.
11:53Get that oxygen in your head.
11:54More oxygen equals better thinking.
11:56You don't care about a kid having a good voice.
11:58Two.
11:58It's either screaming or pass out.
12:00Pass out.
12:00For all the marbles.
12:03That kid kind of looks like Tucker.
12:04He does.
12:05I knew it was screaming.
12:06I knew it was screaming because it looked like Tucker.
12:09And I was going to say because it looks like Tucker, he's going to scream.
12:12Dang it!
12:13I'm going to give this $1,500 to someone random that subscribes the next week.
12:16So if you haven't already, hit that subscribe button.
12:17Goodbye.
12:17You're welcome.
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