00:00Hi, how are you buddy? I'm good. So I was you know when we come out on stage
00:04We all come through the back and I meet people and I didn't know
00:08What you do and you were incredibly funny
00:12And I was just trying to be I was just trying to be inspirational and I said
00:17You've got to realize what Simon always says to people. What do you always say?
00:20Two minutes could change your life. Yes, and you said and I told him I said I know cuz two minutes is how I got my kids
00:30I
00:32That's funny
00:36Go ahead young man
00:38Ladies and gentlemen, that's right. I'm a comedian and I'm also a licensed funeral director and embalmer
00:45so
00:46Thank you. So with that being said if anybody in here starts choking
00:51Go on and let God have his way now
00:54So I can leave here with a chick
00:56And people don't believe me when I say that you know, and I'm a funeral director, you know
01:03They don't believe me and I know why it's because I act normal like I don't act like the undertaker
01:08You know, I like most morticians act like they dead, too
01:13You know, I mean, you know I'm talking I got them cold hands talking all slow and weary
01:17Yeah, they only want to talk about the people they think getting ready to die
01:27How is your grandmother doing and that's when you get mad that my grandmama find Dracula get away from me
01:35My grandmama ran two miles this morning. She doing good
01:37And y'all love to ask me crazy questions when y'all find out that I'm a funeral director
01:45This is the number one crazy question y'all. Yeah. Hey, man. Let me ask you something
01:51Has the dead person ever sat up and tried to grab you?
01:56And I'm glad I'm on national TV so I can make this clear if I go and get a dead body
02:01And for any reason they move let alone grab me
02:09That's my last day at work
02:14The crazy thing is that one time I actually thought a dead person grabbed me and we got a call
02:20They said a dead person died. Okay, so quite naturally we go to pick up the body
02:25We get the man on the stretcher. We get to the back of the hearse
02:28I opened her door to put the dead man in the back of the hearse and somehow some kind of way
02:35I didn't see it, but the dead man's hand fell to the side
02:41But I didn't see it because I got my back turned to I didn't see it
02:44Okay, and the hand messed around and wrapped around the back of my leg
02:50All I could do is
02:52I'm gonna tell you something you don't know embarrassment
03:00Until you've had the look of family in the face and say i'm sorry for peeing on your daddy
03:10And that'll be ten thousand dollars
03:13Thank you agt appreciate it
03:15You are wonderful you know what we say this in comedy you killed and that's good for you right in your business
03:29Yeah, simon you stood up this is brilliant. I mean seriously brilliant. You're like a funny funeral director
03:38I would die is fantastic and you're right. They're so serious and they all want you to die like
03:48Simon got it. He got it. You are a natural. I mean seriously
03:57Amazing I mean the moment you walk on the stage you were funny you look great your energy is amazing
04:02It was funny. Thank you. No, what do you think? Yeah?
04:07Well, you made me belly laugh, and I love a good belly laugh. You got me you a character
04:12I wanted to hear more and more and more you're very funny. Thank you
04:16Median would like to give you your first. Yes, you're amazing
04:24Without question the funniest person we've had this year four yeses
04:32That is brilliant. Isn't that great? It's real life. It's not a real life. It's his life. He ain't on a deathbed
05:02..
05:03He's a you
05:05He's a pretty much
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