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Sensacine
  • hace 6 meses
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00:00I'm just so confused.
00:02You take a vow.
00:03And then, after 33 years of complete and utter devotion,
00:08you find out he's run off with a younger woman.
00:10How do you know she's younger?
00:11She has to be, otherwise I'm driving off a bridge.
00:16Let's talk custody.
00:17Any kids?
00:18My daughter.
00:19She's a work in progress.
00:21My son Tyler.
00:22He's my pranjoy.
00:24Where's your wife?
00:25Doctor put her on bed rest.
00:26When I was pregnant with your mama, I put a new roof on our house.
00:30The water broke up there and we didn't have a single leak.
00:36When did I become a pelican with a mahi-mahi in my throat?
00:41I've taken to the bed.
00:43And she's taken me with her.
00:45There might be someone better for you out there.
00:48I'll have a Moscow mule and my newly single sister.
00:51I'm not single.
00:52Well, your husband is, so what are you drinking?
00:56I made a mistake.
00:58I'll do anything I can to make this right.
01:00Ian.
01:01I'll always love you.
01:04Look what he's turned me into.
01:06I'm like Hulk Hogan, but with breasts.
01:11I will meet this unexpected turn of events with grace and dignity.
01:15No pressure, but you're the first date I've been on since George Michael left Wham.
01:19I knew you still had the freak in you.
01:23No!
01:23Hulk flash!
01:24Big one!
01:25You got something good out of menopause.
01:27All I got was a mustache.
01:29I don't like how we got here, but things are turning around.
01:33Oh, see?
01:34Your girl's still got it.
01:36She's going after what she wants.
01:38I've been doing pelvic floor exercises this whole time.
01:47I'm doing a big one right now.
01:49Oh, yeah.
01:51So good.
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