00:00Hi, this is Emma Warren and it is Friday, December 3rd at approximately 4 p.m.
00:10If I get raped and serial killed, it was probably William from Tinder.
00:15So, what do you want here?
00:20Like, from the state?
00:22Or...
00:23Oh, food.
00:24Yeah, or drinks.
00:25Ah, you know, I'm just looking to connect with somebody.
00:30The apps are great for that, but unless your equation adds up perfectly, your job plus your height divided by distance, then it's just an instant swipe to the next.
00:36Ladies and gentlemen, it's my mono mate, Emma, coming home from another Tinder adventure.
00:41Emma, tell us, how did it go?
00:47Well, it's like ruining the end of a movie.
00:49If you already know what type of person you want, then it's not much of a surprise when you get it.
00:53Get what?
00:54Everything I want, you know, a happy ending.
00:56Not like a happy ending, but, you know, a happy ending like in a movie.
01:03Ooh, who's Adam?
01:04Oh, he's just this guy from Tinder.
01:06You're very pretty.
01:07You're quite handsome.
01:08We should make a deal that all future forms of communication, phone call only.
01:23How about all future forms of communicating must be done in person.
01:24Unless we're making plans to see each other.
01:25At which point, you know, a phone call or a handwritten note.
01:38Okay, it's a deal.
01:40It's not even the lamp that I'm upset about, you know, it's the fact that we had this great night out followed by a really great night in and then she's taken off as if it were one night stand.
01:50Maybe it was.
01:55I'm not bi.
01:56I'm straight.
01:57You're meeting up with a guy from Grindr, so you're not straight.
01:59I am a well-spoken man.
02:01I have feelings and a sense of humor.
02:03The same way that you can love more than one book or one movie.
02:07I can love more than one person.
02:09But how do you know you're not just spreading your love thin?
02:11How do you know you can measure love?
02:14I feel like we're finally penetrating each other.
