00:00Hi, it's Kat.
00:13Short but sweet.
00:15She needs help.
00:16I'm insane.
00:18Can you tell?
00:19I'm crazy.
00:30That's incredible.
00:32I'm impressed.
00:34What?
00:36If...
00:37Damn, girl, you look good.
00:38What you doing later?
00:39Can I get too long?
00:54I don't believe it.
00:56I have Mjolnir in my pants.
00:59Mjolnir?
01:00What's Mjolnir?
01:01Possible to stand.
01:02The boner is so big.
01:03She's laughing now.
01:04B***ing.
01:05Typical.
01:21A good man is hard to find.
01:24Only strangers sleep in my bed.
01:28What is wrong with me?
01:31Yeah, that's not happening.
01:33Daddy's home.
01:33Ego.
01:36What's it cost?
01:38Coffee.
01:42I'm 18, 13.
01:43She has special service.
01:45Me too.
01:46There's so much about me you don't know.
01:48The way I am a woman on a mission.
01:54Nothing can tell me I'm stronger than ever.
01:57I want to see this through.
02:00I am a woman on a mission.
02:05Whatever it takes, I don't know what I've got to do.
02:08Really?
02:13Okay, we've got to tone that down a little.
02:16You're beautiful, beautiful, you should know it.
02:21You're beautiful, beautiful, you should know it.
02:25I think it's tough, think it's tough, let's show it.
02:29You're beautiful, beautiful.
02:33Baby, what you doing?
02:35Where you at?
02:35Where you at?
02:36Why you acting so shy?
02:38Hold it back, hold it back.
02:40We're not the only ones doing it.
02:42No.
02:43What can I say?
02:49You got me.
02:51Oh, you touch my ta-la-la.
02:54Go be swallet.
02:55Mmm, I ding-dee-do.
03:00I think I was squeezing my brain.
03:04I'm not wearing makeup right now.
03:06Holy crap, you're beautiful.
03:10I'm always using a real computer.
03:11If not turned on,
03:12but there is a real screen.
03:16There's this song called
03:18Damn, She's a Sexy Bitch.
03:21Hold on, I'm downloading that sucker, right?
03:23It's such a great song.
03:42And I would just like to see Maria Hill
03:48walking down a hallway song in slow-mo.
03:51Yeah.
03:52It just makes you feel good.
03:54Damn, she's a sexy bitch.
03:56A sexy bitch.
03:58Damn, she's a sexy bitch.
04:00Damn, girl!
04:03Did I bring it?
04:04I think I brought it.
04:05I think I brought it.
04:06Ladies and gentlemen.
04:13Hola, Glassy.
04:14You must be the famous Pepper Potts.
04:17Indeed I am.
04:17Oh, it was very nice.
04:20Yeah.
04:20Very tasteful.
04:25This guy is a wimp.
04:26God, you're hot.
04:43No, you're hot.
04:44Who's the hot mess now?
04:46Still debatable?
04:48Party pass?
04:49I need you.
04:50Oh, finally.
04:50I'm in love with you, too.
04:52Just give me a second.
04:53I'm going to send Kitty a breakup tag.
04:54What?
04:56I have two kids, you know,
05:00and they're making me take my shirt off
05:02in Iron Man.
05:03It's like, guys, come on.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:09Seriously, I'm not perfect.
05:12No, but you're pretty fucking awesome.
05:14That I did know.
05:17I am both awesome and unavailable
05:19at the same time.
05:21You want to dance?
05:24Hit it!
05:41I ain't got no money.
05:44I ain't got no cottage chick you want to be.
05:49I can't get by you flowers, flowers, flowers.
05:52But together...
05:53Awesome.
05:55And ridiculous.
05:56It's my show of approval.
05:59God.
06:01Natalie Portman.
06:03Really gorgeous.
06:05It's more than knowledge.
06:06It's truth.
06:08Good.
06:11You're gonna be fine.
06:12I swear to God!
06:13I'm missing American dreams
06:17since I was 17.
06:18Don't matter if I step on the scene.
06:21No, stick away
06:22till the Philippines.
06:24They still gonna put pictures
06:25of my derriere
06:26in the magazine.
06:28You want a piece of me.
06:30You want a piece of me.
06:32I'm just bad media karma.
06:33You were like,
06:34woo, look at my dick!
06:37Did you look at it?
06:38Yeah, it looked.
06:40It was nice.
06:41Awful!
06:42It looked so bad.
06:47Jane.
06:50I'm Loki.
06:51You may have heard of me.
06:55Huh?
06:55We're...
06:56Okay.
06:57This is a slap of love.
06:59You have the face of an angel.
07:08If I asked you to strip right now,
07:10would you?
07:11Of course.
07:12You want me to?
07:13Of course.
07:17I know, that's great, right?
07:18I like her.
07:20This was so fun.
07:22We have to do that again.
07:23What's your name, darling?
07:33Agent.
07:34I'm not afraid of a bit of aggression.
07:36I have a little voice inside my mouth.
08:04I'm stuck in sand and I can't get out!
08:10I'm stuck in sand and I can't get out!
08:14It's another thing that inspires me as well.
08:16It keeps me hungry.
08:22She sounds hot.
08:23Darling, you have no idea.
08:26Do you want me to search you?
08:27This is why I'm hot.
08:28This is why.
08:29This is why.
08:30This is why I'm hot.
08:31This is why I'm hot.
08:33This is why I'm hot.
08:34This is why.
08:36This is why.
08:36This is why I'm hot.
08:37I'm hot because I'm fly.
08:39You ain't good.
08:40You were the only girl in the world.
08:44Thanks, sugar.
08:45Anybody want chocolate?
08:46Oh.
08:49Finally.
08:49I know who you are.
08:53Anyone who's anyone knows who you are.
08:55Yeah, we know who you are.
08:57Who is she?
08:58Gamora.
08:59Surgically modified and trained as a living weapon.
09:13She's locked.
09:15God damn it.
09:26That's really good.
09:28I'm impressed.
09:29Let's make something clear.
09:31Girls are better superheroes because they're sexier.
09:36That is true.
09:37Oh my God, but please come back at sex.
09:39I miss you.
09:40What?
09:40Shit.
09:41It's barely a concept.
09:42His green is not considered a sexy color.
09:47The fanboys are going to be like, Zoe looks so ugly, and I just didn't want to get that,
09:50you know?
09:56You must be joking.
09:58No, I really heard they find you attractive.
09:59Cool.
10:01Mutual.
10:12Cool.
10:12Shit.
10:13I don't know.
10:14Jack City, never was there ever a girl so pretty
10:18Do you think we'll be in love forever?
10:21Do you think we'll be in love?
10:24Baby, put on heart-shaped sunglasses
10:27Cause we're gonna take a ride
10:29I'm a warrior and an assassin.
10:33I do not dance.
10:35Come on.
10:41You did it!
10:42We're just like Kevin Bacon.
10:45Where's my money?
11:00Is he hot?
11:03I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting
11:05But I'm here now
11:08I know it's been no problem
11:18But I'm glad you came in
11:20I've been thinking about how you said my name
11:24But I'm a body spinning like a hurricane
11:28And it feels like you got me going
11:30You were saying
11:35So you're saying I wear that armor most of the time?
11:39Does this mean I'm a warrior?
11:42A good one
11:42I am honored to have fought by your side
11:47You're welcome
11:55But it's completely under control
12:02Betray and I'll kill you
12:16It's good to see you too, Sif
12:18So I fight a lot of bikers
12:20Send a guy into a pool table
12:22Through a popcorn machine
12:23And through a window
12:24Two double tours
12:25And that was before we started shooting the scene
12:29This was just some guys who wouldn't get her coffee
12:30This is why I'm here
12:31Oh yeah, we'll put you in a push-up bra and hot pants
12:34And you'll run around, you know
12:35And punch some guy in the face
12:37And I was like, how about not?
12:38I supported you, Sif
12:39I found myself on set being like
12:42Oh, I'm fighting ice giants right now
12:44Well, the first was so much fun
12:45Can't touch this
12:48Not too much, not too much
12:51I would say that sounds fairly accurate
12:53Considering Four is doing the running man
12:55Oh, sick
12:56Are you serious?
12:57See, I didn't know that
12:58And the other comes out
12:59Guys
12:59Three, two, one
13:05Surprise, motherfucker
13:10You might want to step inside in a minute
13:12It's going to get a little hard to breathe
13:14What do you think?
13:30Questions, comments, concerns?
13:32Let me tell you
13:33Tips, do not lie
13:34Great ass
13:35She weighed 170 pounds
13:37When I hired her
13:37Is that dirty enough for you?
13:40I've got a dirty
13:41Watch the room
13:45I have a very specific skill set
13:48I hate talent
13:49Show him what, show him what
13:58Hey fellas
14:12Shall we play a game?
14:28What do you want me to do?
14:38How about a friend?
14:40Kiss me
14:41What?
14:46Love this for children
14:48I don't have that
14:49She's a slut
14:50That just happened
15:11That just happened.
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