00:00I'm going to do a terrific show today, because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
00:12Hello, I'm Stuart Smalley.
00:14Ever since I was a kid, I knew there was something wrong with my family.
00:23My father grew up in the Great Depression, his mother's, so he wasn't very supportive.
00:29Is Sarita Law getting a little nervous?
00:32Sarita Law.
00:33And my mother was much better at cooking than nurturing.
00:37What was your name again?
00:38Waste of space.
00:40Which is probably why I became kind of a guru of the self-help movement.
00:45Darn you, Mom!
00:46Darn you, Mom!
00:47I suppose I'm such a success, because my childhood was such a challenge.
00:52I remember you when you were this high and this wide.
00:58As for my family, we all want to go home and save our families, but we can't.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Well, they haven't changed much.
01:06Shut him, Eddie!
01:08Shut him!
01:09Okay, Jody, look, I would never ordinarily say this, but, um, is there any way you can get to a pound cake?
01:16Stuart saves his family.
01:18All right!
01:19Yeah!
01:20Yeah!
01:20Woo!
01:21I'm called for a drink!
01:23You'll laugh, because it's not your family.
01:25It's everyone crazy!
01:27You'll cry, because it is.
01:29Well, that's the Smalley family.
01:33Uh, we're, you know, dysfunctional.
01:35But who?
01:36Who isn't?
01:36You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:37You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:38You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:39You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:40You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:41You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:42You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:43You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:44You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:45You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:46You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:47You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:48You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:49You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:50You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:51You'll cry, because it's not your family.
01:52You'll cry, because it's not your family.
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