00:00You took my opponent for fish and chips in broad daylight in the middle of Leicester Square and you knew photographers would be there.
00:06First of all, it's pronounced Leicester Square and no bollocks, he's an old friend, I took him for lunch.
00:10You knew there were political implications.
00:11Not all of us have some posh Cambridge Mafia in Parliament helping us get elected.
00:17I busted my ass to get to where I am.
00:19I was born on a housing estate and was never given anything on a silver platter.
00:24I worked three jobs to pay for Cambridge and then to the army and then to community organising and then defence attache and worked my way up through Parliament.
00:32Now, not all of us got our political start because some commercial agent decided they like our G.I. Joe jawline.
00:38Watch it.
00:38No, no, no, you went from modelling your underwear to being on a red carpet to having your finger on the nuclear button all without doing a single day of public service.
00:47So, yes, mate, when I see you play the role of president, it makes me sick to my stomach because you know your lines.
00:52Oh, yes, you do, but you're not believable in the part.
00:56And if I could have endorsed your opponent, yes, I would have because at least there'll be a real leader in the White House and not some embarrassing bullshit popcorn president.
