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An exposé of comic proportions that only Chris Rock could pull off, GOOD HAIR visits beauty salons and hairstyling batt | dG1fT05qRm12NFBVUmc
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00:00What's your definition of good hair?
00:15Sometimes it looks relaxed and nice.
00:17If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed.
00:19If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.
00:21Oh, God.
00:22Chris Rock will take you back to your roots.
00:25Just yesterday, my daughter came into the house and said,
00:28Daddy, how come I don't have good hair?
00:31I wonder how she came up with that idea.
00:33Within the black community, if you have good hair,
00:36you're prettier or better than.
00:37The lighter, the brighter, the better.
00:39They want to go like this, like barrel faucet.
00:41There's so many pressures to straighten your hair.
00:42Look at my ring still there.
00:46Relaxer's the chemical that will take a black woman's hair from this
00:49and change it into this.
00:51It's kind of like a torture session.
00:53Could you tell us how dangerous relaxer is?
00:55Sonny hydroxide will burn through your skin.
00:58So that can's got a good purge.
01:00This whole side was burnt off.
01:01And that's how the asymmetrical look came in with salt.
01:04So you're saying your hair is addicted to relaxer?
01:07I am on the creamy crack.
01:08Creamy crack.
01:09So what's in your hair now?
01:10This is a weave.
01:11This is a weave.
01:12Two pieces here.
01:12You know, like extensions.
01:14Like, like that.
01:15The black hair business is a $9 billion business.
01:19One of these can run you $5,000.
01:20Well, I have a layaway plan.
01:22So you can lay away the weave.
01:24That's right.
01:25Have you ever put your hair through a black woman's hair?
01:27Hell no!
01:27Not a black woman!
01:28You just don't touch it.
01:29Do not touch my weave.
01:30No.
01:31Does your wife let you touch her hair?
01:32The question is, do I let her touch mine?
01:34Weave sex is a little awkward.
01:36What do you do?
01:37I guess stay on top.
01:40This is a 7,000 pound batch of relaxer.
01:42This will last prints about a month.
01:44Get ready to go around the world.
01:46Right now, I have Indian hair.
01:47Human hair is India's biggest export.
01:50In the award-winning new comedy that Vanity Fair calls hilarious.
01:59Has anybody ever tried to steal your hair?
02:01No.
02:01If you see some black women, just run the other way.
02:05What I really wanted to know, if I could make any money selling black hair.
02:09Black hair!
02:09Would you like to buy some black hair?
02:11They don't want to look like, you know, Africa like this.
02:13You make sure the hair's straight, look more natural.
02:16So my nappy hair is not worth anything?
02:18Good hair.
02:19My advice for men when they're making love for a woman who has a wig is keep your hands on top.
02:23Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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