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00:00What's your definition of good hair?

00:12Somebody looks relaxed and nice.

00:14If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed.

00:16If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

00:18Oh, God.

00:19This October, Chris Rock will take you back to your roots.

00:23Just yesterday, my daughter came into the house and said,

00:26Daddy, how come I don't have good hair?

00:29I wonder how she came up with that idea.

00:31Within the black community, if you have good hair, you're prettier or better than.

00:35The lighter, the brighter, the better.

00:37They want to go like this, like Feral Fawcett.

00:39There's so many pressures to straighten your hair.

00:41Look at my ring still there.

00:44Relaxer's the chemical that will take a black woman's hair from this and change it into this.

00:49It's kind of like a torture session.

00:51Could you tell us how dangerous relaxer is?

00:54Sunny hydroxide will burn through your skin.

00:57So that can's got a good purr.

00:59This whole side was burnt off.

01:00And that's how the asymmetrical look came in with Feral Fawcett.

01:03So you're saying your hair is addicted to relaxer?

01:06I am on the creamy crack.

01:07Creamy crack.

01:08So what's in your hair now?

01:09This is a weave.

01:10This is a weave.

01:11Two pieces here.

01:12You know, like extensions.

01:13Like, like that.

01:15The black hair business is a $9 billion business.

01:19One of these can run you $5,000.

01:20Well, I have a layaway plan.

01:22So you can lay away the weave.

01:24That's right.

01:25Have you ever put your hair through a black woman's hair?

01:27Hell no!

01:27Not a black woman!

01:28You just don't touch it.

01:29Do not touch my weave.

01:30Yeah.

01:31Does your wife let you touch her hair?

01:33The question is, do I let her touch mine?

01:35Weave sex is a little awkward.

01:37What do you do?

01:38I guess stay on top.

01:40This is a 7,000 pound batch of relaxer.

01:43This will last prints about a month.

01:45Get ready to go around the world.

01:47Right now, I have Indian hair.

01:48Human hair is India's biggest export.

01:51We're doing 10 inches to 40.

01:5210 inches and better.

01:53Yes.

01:54It's like porno.

01:55Tell me.

01:56In the award-winning new comedy that Vanity Fair calls hilarious.

02:00Has anybody ever tried to steal your hair?

02:02No.

02:03If you see some black women, just run the other way.

02:06What I really wanted to know, if I could make any money selling black hair.

02:11Black hair!

02:11Would you like to buy some black hair?

02:13They don't want to look like, you know, Africa like this.

02:15You make sure the hair's straight, look more natural.

02:18So my nappy hair is not worth anything.

02:20Good hair.

02:21My advice for men when they're making love for a woman who has a wig is keep your hands on

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