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An intergalactic dog pilot from Sirius (the dog star), visits Earth to verify the rumors that dogs have failed to take o | dG1fYUJ0WklQY2d1Sk0
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00:00EARTH
00:06EARTH
00:07TESTING
00:08TESTING
00:09IS GOING TO THE DOGS
00:11No one?
00:13You hear me?
00:15I...
00:16SIT!
00:17SPEAK!
00:19You can really understand me?
00:21Yep.
00:22Can I have a cookie?
00:23No wait, 10 cookies?
00:24Can I have 20 cookies?
00:26I have come here on an important mission from the Homestar
00:29And if you don't straighten up, we're all leaving Earth forever
00:32What?
00:33So you expect me to believe that there's a planet out there made up of only dogs?
00:37My great-grandfather told me he had a pass for Uranus to get here
00:42But he's really, really smart, Dad
00:44Everyone thinks they've got the smartest dog in the universe
00:47Play dead?
00:54Now, a dog who never needed a friend
00:56I do like you
00:57I'm just not used to all the customs here
00:59And a boy who never had one
01:01Dogs here are called man's best friend
01:03Are about to go on an adventure that's out of this world
01:07You know how to drive?
01:11He knows how to crash
01:16He just took off like a 747
01:18Your dog's a freak like you
01:20Get him, boys
01:21Red light, whoa, hold up
01:25Greenies, go!
01:27You are invited to join
01:30Hubble
01:31Good boy
01:32I think you're a good boy, too
01:33Wilson
01:34Can you teach us how to work a can opener?
01:36Barbara Ann
01:37Can we just talk about how pretty I am?
01:39Nelly
01:40I'm not shaking because I'm nervous
01:42I'm shaking because I'm excited
01:43And Shet
01:44And Shet
01:45It may look to you like people are in charge
01:47You don't see us picking up their poop
01:53Good boy
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