Comedy Bar: Allan K, nanghina kina Paolo Contis at Luis Alandy?! (Stream Together Pride)

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Labo-labong akting nina Paolo Contis at Luis Alandy, pati si Allan K, nadamay! #StreamTogetherPride #GMAPride #TunayNaKulay #YouLOL

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00:00If you're playing music, you need to make a clap and make a clap.

00:04Ano?

00:05So, you know.

00:06So, you need to avoid.

00:07Oh, acting mo na.

00:08Avoid.

00:09Oo, oo.

00:09But when there's music,

00:11you need to be sweet.

00:12Oo, sweet.

00:13You need to be happy.

00:14Honeymoon.

00:15Okay?

00:16But you need to be happy.

00:17You need to be happy.

00:18You need to be happy.

00:20You need to be happy.

00:22You need to be happy.

00:24Okay?

00:25Lights!

00:26Say, Paolo, direct.

00:28Lights!

00:29Camera.

00:30Direct Joel.

00:31Direct Joel.

00:32Joel, labangan talaga ako.

00:34Direct Joel, salamat.

00:35Lights!

00:36Pahingin sa namin.

00:37Lights!

00:38Camera!

00:39Action!

00:40Thank you, direct Soxy.

00:43Soxy pala.

00:52Hello?

00:53Oo.

00:56Napadetima na ba yung bata?

00:57Oo.

00:59Oo.

01:00Uuwi ako agad.

01:01Hayop na?

01:02Na biglang dumating si Baba.

01:03Bakit?

01:04Alam ko na yung lahat.

01:06Lahat, lahat.

01:07Ano lahat?

01:08Wala akong tinatago sa'yo.

01:10Ha?

01:11Lahat ng kalokohan mo alam ko na.

01:13Wala akong kalokohan.

01:14Sino naman sabi sa'yo niyan?

01:15Ha?

01:16Sumagot ka!

01:18Ha?

01:19Yung best friend mo.

01:20Hindi ko best friend yan si Luis.

01:21Hindi ko best friend yan si Luis.

01:22Hindi ko best friend yan si Luis.

01:23Nagkataon lang nung kabataan kami.

01:24Nagkaroon kami ng type na parehong babae.

01:26Inatago ko siya sa pangalang nunal.

01:27Pero hindi nila inamin na naging sila.

01:28Pero hindi ko siya kaibigan.

01:29Teka, bakit kayo nakita ni Luis?

01:30Siguro may gusto ka sa kanya, no?

01:31Ha?

01:32Wala!

01:33Wala!

01:34Hayop ka!

01:35Lumayas ka sa harap ko!

01:37Lumayas ka sa harap ko!

01:41Purple!

01:42Woo!

01:43Oh!

01:44Ah!

01:45Huw!

01:46Ah!

01:47Ah!

01:48Ah!

01:49Ah!

01:50Ah!

01:51Ah!

01:52Ah!

01:53Ah!

01:54Ah!

01:55Ah!

01:56Ah!

01:57Ah!

01:58Ah!

01:59Ah!

02:00Ah!

02:01Ah!

02:04Ah!

02:05Hey!

02:07Hey!

02:09Hey!

02:11What did you do, guys?

02:13Hey, Ngo Ngo.

02:15What did you say to him?

02:17What did you say to him?

02:19I said to him the truth.

02:21What did you say to him?

02:23What did you say to him?

02:25What did you say to him?

02:27You have a lot of kids outside.

02:29Two kids outside.

02:31How many of you say to him?

02:33Hey!

02:35What did you say to him?

02:37You!

02:39Hey!

02:41Hey!

02:43Hey!

02:45Hey!

02:47Hey!

02:49Hey!

02:51Hey!

02:53Hey!

02:55Hey!

02:57Hey!

02:59Hey!

03:01Hey!

03:03Hey!

03:05Hey!

03:07Hey!

03:09Hey!

03:11Hey!

03:13What?

03:14Opa.

03:15Yuggiyoon?

03:17Kids!

03:22Kiss!

03:29Hey!

03:30Through to life!

03:31What's the life?

03:33Hahaha! What's the life?

03:39Ate,

03:41abutin dumating ka.

03:43Kanila ba akong mag-isa dito?

03:47Ikaw?

03:49Ha? Alam mo na palang lahat-lahat?

03:51Wala kang sinasabi sakin?

03:53Ha? Ikaw, ikaw, ikaw?

03:55Bakit ko sinasakta natin?

03:57Wala kang kwenta.

03:59Iyan yun! Dahil wala kang kwenta!

04:01O, di nila kung wala kiyaka!

04:03Ako ng headpad mo!

04:05Ano?

04:07Asa na si Luis? Asa na si Luis?

04:09Andito ako! Andito ka pa rin?

04:11Lu-ulo ko ka!

04:21Ha? Sige nga!

04:29...

04:39Malalap tugtog!

04:41Dali, ang sarap na eh.

04:43Di ba pwede din na-diretsyo to?

04:45Hindi masarap na. Tugtugan nyo na ako.

04:47Tanggalin nyo na ako sa trabaho. Tugtugan nyo ako.

04:49Kaksan ulit!

04:51Ay, baka!

04:53Bakit sinasakta mo kuya ko?

04:55Ha?

04:57Bakit ko nandito?

04:59Bakit ko nandito?

05:01Ikaw, kabahay ka!

05:03Nakipagladli ka na!

05:05Nagiging Chinese movie na ako!

05:07Huwag kayong mag-away!

05:08Shot ako yan!

05:09Ay! Sige, sa'yo na!

05:11Ano? Bakit ka pa talaga nandito?

05:13Ay!

05:14Ang sakit ngipin ko!

05:15Ay!

05:17Mabuti pa!

05:19Tayo na!

05:21Ay, hindi ka nagalit sa'kin!

05:27Pagod na ako talaga!

05:28Bakit nagkakaroon ng sandwich dito?

05:32Wala nang tugtog! Wala nang tugtog!

05:35Suntukan ulit! Suntukan!

05:37Pagod na kami!

05:40Direk!

05:41Pagod ka na dito, Direk!

05:42Pagod na kami!

05:43Pagod na kami!

05:44Pagod na kami!

05:45Maraming malalago!

05:50Oh my God!

05:54Please, no!

05:57Please!

06:01Disente akong tao!

06:04Grabe!

06:05Kinala ako sa lipunang aking ginagkalawan!

06:08Wahab!

06:11Why not?

06:12Itigil niyo ito!

06:13Baka mag-enjoy ako!

06:17Bakit walaki oge?

06:18Uy! Ang maligalig yun!

06:20Sa-sa-sa na!

06:21Award na!

06:22Nadala! Nadala!

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