00:00I know what you're thinking.
00:04You've come to the cinema to see a movie star.
00:07Bit of romance, leading man, dashing geezer with a chiseled jaw and a six-pack.
00:12Bit of Hugh Grant, touch of George Clooney, splash of Brad Pitt and a lot of Ryan Gosling.
00:18Pride and Prejudice, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Room of a View, Bridget Jones's Diary, Love Actually.
00:25Well fuck all that. I'm Danny Dyer.
00:29And this is marching powder.
00:34Fighting at football.
00:37Possession of cocaine.
00:41At your age.
00:46Don't you feel the slightest bit embarrassed?
00:49Dreadfully embarrassed, mate.
00:52Your freedom rests in your ability to pull yourself together over the next six weeks.
00:57Don't you know? Lava. Jackie boy?
00:59No, I'll just have a pear juice.
01:03I've fucked it. My wife's gonna leave me.
01:05I've turned my son into a lunatic.
01:07And me father-in-law's gonna fucking kill me.
01:09What am I gonna do while you're out?
01:11What you normally do. Wank and play FIFA.
01:15He's a wanker. But he's trying.
01:19I'm gonna make her proud.
01:21Hi.
01:25Very.
01:27When you married my daughter, you took a vow to take care of her.
01:31Well, we are in for a treat today.
01:33Two great firms meeting in the streets of Grimsby.
01:36Oh, it's a lovely effort.
01:38That's worth a look from another angle.
01:40What a scream up from Jack Jones.
01:43Have probation suggested couples workshops?
01:46I'd imagine he'd rather give his cocaine to the homeless.
01:49I'm a state on society.
01:51No one wants my type around anymore.
01:53How do I feel completely fucking irrelevant?
01:55Because you are.
01:56Dad, is mum having an affair?
01:58What makes you say that?
01:59She said that if ever you pick me up from school,
02:02it means she's either dead or run off with another man.
02:15Oi. Oi.
02:17What's the time, babe?
02:18It's just coming up to You're an Absolute Cunt o'clock.
02:29Here you go.
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