00:00This is the shortest fantasy story I've ever written.
00:02It's about an alien who comes to Earth to find love.
00:05Once upon a time, there was an alien who lived on a planet made of candy.
00:08He was tired of eating sweets all the time,
00:11so he decided to visit Earth to find someone to love.
00:13When he got there, he saw a beautiful woman and asked her out on a date.
00:16She said yes, and they went to a restaurant.
00:19The alien ordered the largest steak and lobster tail, and the woman ordered a salad.
00:23The alien was confused.
00:24He asked her why she didn't order something sweet.
00:26She said she wasn't really into sweets, and he thought that was really weird.
00:30They talked for hours, and at the end of the date,
00:32he asked her if she wanted to come back to his place and have some candy.
00:35She politely declined and said she had to get home to watch Star War Weekend.
00:39He was so confused.
00:41He asked her if she didn't want to be with him right now,
00:43and she said, I'm sorry, but I'm not interested.
00:45He was devastated, but he respected her decision and let her go.
00:48The end.
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