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Es un caluroso verano en Brooklyn y un peluquero, secretamente gay, se enamora de uno de sus clientes.
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00:35:37Yo, you got your abuela drinking from the beer can before she gave it to you?
00:35:43Sick stuff, right?
00:35:45By the way, she only pretends not to speak English.
00:35:49Hey, cuidado, abuela.
00:35:52So, how old are you?
00:35:53Mija, don't you think you're a bit young for him?
00:35:55Oh, I'm sure he's old enough not to live at home anymore, like my brother here.
00:35:59Got a girlfriend?
00:36:02I don't think he's your type.
00:36:03And you are?
00:36:04Ay, qué tonta.
00:36:05Qué tonta what? You're the one that picked him up at the supermarket.
00:36:08That's true.
00:36:09Ay, Dios mío, man. Can you get her out of here?
00:36:12So, do you have any kids?
00:36:14Not that that's a problem, because I love kids.
00:36:17Do you have any brothers and sisters?
00:36:18What's your relationship like with your parents?
00:36:20Well, that's a bit of a grim tale.
00:36:22I don't think it's quite family dinner appropriate.
00:36:25Habla, baby.
00:36:28Well, me folks split up shortly after I was born.
00:36:33My dad shipped out to the States and wound up here somehow.
00:36:37My ma, she passed on a few years afterwards.
00:36:41My dad recently passed on. That's what brings me here.
00:36:45Wrap things up, sell the house, and all that sort of thing.
00:36:49Wow, that's rough.
00:36:50Bendito, I'm sorry.
00:36:51Goodness gracious, I didn't mean to turn this into a pity party.
00:36:54So what, you're just going to sell his house,
00:36:56and then they're just going to tear down all the buildings on that block like they did on Green Street?
00:36:59I don't know anything about that.
00:37:01Good.
00:37:02Then we can all move back to Puerto Rico, where we belong.
00:37:04Cheers to that.
00:37:05My mom's been saying that for years.
00:37:07Just so you know, my brother's very delicate.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:11What?
00:37:11I'm just asking him all the questions we want to know before he becomes my cuñado.
00:37:18Cuñado?
00:37:18Cuñado.
00:37:19Uh-huh.
00:37:20And what's a cuñado?
00:37:23Oh, it means brother-in-law.
00:37:25Right.
00:37:31Oh, you know what?
00:37:32This is delicious.
00:37:33Wow.
00:37:34Cheers to Shaft.
00:37:35Cheers.
00:37:36A la comida.
00:37:37La comida.
00:37:38Familia.
00:37:38I'll be right back.
00:38:08I know that our souls are united
00:38:12And since then, I've been dreaming
00:38:18Just thinking, no more in you
00:38:24If you knew my life, what did you think
00:38:30When my soul, in reality, I gave you
00:38:36Mirar tus ojos, besar tu boca
00:38:43Calmar las ansias de tu corazón
00:38:49Sentir la piel, tu corazón, muy junto al mío
00:38:55Es lo que quiero para darte todo mi amor
00:39:06So anyway, I dumped the rest of my business right on her fucking titties
00:39:19And then I stuck my dick in my mouth
00:39:21BAM! POP! BOOM!
00:39:24That shit was crazy, ridiculous
00:39:26Damn, cuz I can totally see it
00:39:28Spraying mad jays all over them titties
00:39:31What?
00:39:32Are you like picturing my cock?
00:39:34No, I mean like crazy stories
00:39:37It's just crazy, right?
00:39:39No, you crazy if you think I like you talking about my cock
00:39:41Mira, bastante, por favor
00:39:43The only dicks anyone's thinking about here is the one they got, alright?
00:39:46Whatever, man
00:39:47Just keep your cock to yourself
00:39:48Yo, Q, man
00:39:50What's been up?
00:39:51I've been reaching out to you all goddamn night
00:39:54You ain't doubtful riding with your crew no more?
00:39:56This the crew?
00:39:57Yo, come again?
00:39:58Yo, come again?
00:39:59I don't believe I'm hearing you right
00:40:01Just chillin'
00:40:02Chillin'
00:40:03Chillin'
00:40:04I know how you chill
00:40:06All nights and shit with family
00:40:08Psst
00:40:09That shit's gonna grow your fucking pussy
00:40:11And what the fuck was up with you motherfuckers
00:40:13Doing the fucking mambo jambo with river dance?
00:40:16Serious?
00:40:17Psst
00:40:18Yeah, what's up with that, yo?
00:40:22Yo, chill
00:40:23Our guys should be right over there
00:40:25Yo, what we say about this?
00:40:26Don't be getting us involved in your business, man
00:40:29Too late for that shit
00:40:35In the back, yo
00:40:37Yo, wash the fucking seats, man
00:40:39Oh, sorry
00:40:41Shit's expensive, right, girl?
00:40:44Sorry
00:40:50Hey, guys
00:40:51Yo, what's up?
00:40:53It's a sweet ride
00:40:54What's going on?
00:40:55Well, he ain't axin' if you like the ride
00:40:58He axin' you what you need
00:41:00Oh, uh, sorry
00:41:02Just a 50 bag of weed
00:41:04Please
00:41:05What? You don't party?
00:41:06Yeah, I party
00:41:08I'm on my way to Walmart now
00:41:09There gonna be chicks there?
00:41:10Better be
00:41:12Yo, yo, yo, what's up, ladies?
00:41:13Do you wanna go to a party?
00:41:14Hell yeah, let's do it, baby
00:41:16Chill, girlie
00:41:17Chill, girlie, I didn't invite you here
00:41:19Yo, Kike
00:41:20What's up, wanna go to a party?
00:41:23Yo, Q
00:41:24What?
00:41:25I'm axin' you a question
00:41:27Yeah, you could just drop me off right over there, guys
00:41:30Yo, what the fuck, you deaf man?
00:41:34I'm axin' you if you wanna go to a fuckin' party
00:41:36Yo, how the fuck is anyone supposed to hear you with the music up so loud?
00:41:39Yo, you know what?
00:41:40And what the fuck is up with you bringing us along for this shit
00:41:42And inviting everybody to this dude's fuckin' party?
00:41:44He don't even fuckin' know you
00:41:47Shit
00:41:51Yo, Kike
00:41:52Yo, Kike
00:41:56Yo, you get what you need?
00:41:58All set
00:41:59Good, now get the fuck out of my car
00:42:01Now, motherfucker!
00:42:02Audios!
00:42:04Fuckin' bunch of queers!
00:42:06I said everybody!
00:42:07What the fuck, you deaf man too?
00:42:14Hey pussy boy!
00:42:19Where you going?
00:42:20Get the fuck back in the car!
00:42:30You goin' soft for me!
00:42:32C'mon!
00:42:33I ain't doin' I ain't doin' this shit, huh?
00:42:34Ain't no room for soft in this game!
00:42:35Huh?
00:42:36Why you hitting me for it?
00:42:37Huh?
00:42:39You see?
00:42:40I told you
00:42:44I don't know you still smoke weed.
00:43:00Just because I got a kid now don't mean I can't chill like this every once in the blue.
00:43:06Adios mio man, I can't take him and I'm off.
00:43:09Not one more second or one more day.
00:43:11You know cuz it's some real bed bug and cockerel shit.
00:43:15Can't get rid of the problem unless you bomb the place and move the fuck out.
00:43:25So what's this I hear from Tiki Boo about you being out in Jackson Heights?
00:43:29Jackson Heights?
00:43:30What the fuck would my ass be doing out in Jackson Heights?
00:43:34Who the fuck is Tiki Boo?
00:43:36Man, you remember Lil' Eddie?
00:43:37Yeah, yeah.
00:43:38The one with the crazy half.
00:43:39Whatever happened to him?
00:43:41Just after Lil' Eddie moved in with his grandmas in Jackson Heights.
00:43:45Started wearing heels.
00:43:47Grew some titties.
00:43:48Changed his name to Tiki Boo.
00:43:51What the hell you be hearing shit like this?
00:43:53We work at a barber shop, yo.
00:43:55Remember?
00:43:55She gets passed around.
00:43:57Great.
00:43:58So what are you saying?
00:43:59I should just grow some tits and move out to Jackson Heights?
00:44:01And what I'm saying is I want to know what your ass was doing in some gay joint out there.
00:44:06Oh, I get it.
00:44:08So now you all about whatever Tiki Bud or whatever the fuck his or her name is says.
00:44:13Tiki Boo's got HIV now.
00:44:17Look, I know you got mad eyes for Dublin and it's eating you up inside.
00:44:25But whatever you're doing, I just want you to be careful, man.
00:44:28Sooner or later, you're gonna need to talk about this shit with someone.
00:44:31And it's sure as hell ain't gonna be any of those clowns.
00:44:33Well.
00:44:34Yeah.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37Hasta mañana, primo.
00:44:38Kike.
00:44:39Yo, yo.
00:44:40Familia.
00:44:41¿Qué pasó?
00:44:42There's a change of plans, papi.
00:44:44If Squeak's on his way, he's gonna cover for us.
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51Hasta mañana, primo.
00:44:52Kike.
00:44:53Yo, yo.
00:44:54Familia.
00:44:55¿Qué pasó?
00:44:56There's a change of plans, papi.
00:44:58If Squeak's on his way, he's gonna cover for us.
00:45:00¿Cómo?
00:45:01We're gonna make a field trip.
00:45:02And miss out on a day's pay?
00:45:04Creo que no.
00:45:05Can't afford a rent around here anymore as it is.
00:45:07You know that.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09And I can't afford a building with a fancy gym and complimentary blowjob service here neither.
00:45:13And I got a kid.
00:45:14But since you think you can't talk to me about this shit, we're gonna go talk to someone else.
00:45:19All right?
00:45:20And don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
00:45:23All right?
00:45:26We made a team.
00:45:29Take a mic.
00:45:31rodzaj��도 Thank you.
00:45:32all right.
00:45:33All right.
00:45:34This is a win.
00:45:35We've got about a few enthusiast.
00:45:36It's the last eight.
00:45:37We've beenного, too, Aha!
00:45:38We haven't seen any of them, but they've been yum.
00:45:40Tira.
00:45:41Just over a minute.
00:45:42We left our town.
00:45:43And we called it.
00:45:44Fear our town.
00:45:45Better if you need someone.
00:45:46Vale the road.
00:45:47We were called it.
00:45:48We need a middle school.
00:45:49Here we are.
00:45:50We found a rope full load.
00:45:51Enrique Torres?
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:20Hi.
00:46:20Yes.
00:46:21Would you come with me, please?
00:46:24And I will grab that paperwork, too.
00:46:26Right this way.
00:46:27And do you feel comfortable asking your partner's HIV status?
00:46:36Buffer 4, you're lucky to get a name or a number.
00:46:38Come on.
00:46:39You seem a little anxious about this.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:42Hello.
00:46:43I could refer you to some on-site mental health professionals if you'd like.
00:46:47Sounds expensive.
00:46:49Many of us are volunteers here.
00:46:51Look, I thought I came here for the HIV test.
00:46:53Well, earlier you said you came here because your cousin brought you.
00:46:58Listen, it's normal to feel anxious about this type of thing, but considering the fact that
00:47:05your cousin brought you here, it seems to me that you might have a little bit more support
00:47:09than you think.
00:47:11Why don't we move on to the testing?
00:47:14Now, the results from the oral tests will only take a few minutes and then we'll perform
00:47:18a comprehensive blood test that will also screen for gonorrhea, chlamydia, hepatitis,
00:47:23and syphilis.
00:47:24.
00:47:25.
00:47:26.
00:47:30.
00:47:36.
00:47:40Let's go.
00:48:10Hello, little boy.
00:48:12Hello, Mother Rosita.
00:48:17Can I help you?
00:48:22No, my love, I'm fine.
00:48:25You didn't work today?
00:48:27You wrapped up early.
00:48:29Yes, I see.
00:48:32Eh, eh, no, no, no, señorito.
00:48:38Eso no va ahí.
00:48:39Eso va allá.
00:48:41Con la sabana de los invitados.
00:48:44Guest linens?
00:48:45How would I know?
00:48:46We never have any guests.
00:48:47Oh, no.
00:48:49¿Y esto?
00:48:50Cayó del cielo.
00:48:52atching on.
00:48:53Menu.
00:48:54No.
00:48:56No.
00:48:57No.
00:48:58No.
00:49:00No.
00:49:01No...
00:49:02No.
00:49:03No.
00:49:04No.
00:49:05Oh, no.
00:49:06Oh, no.
00:49:37Hello there.
00:49:40Hello, Papa.
00:49:41How are you?
00:49:42Listen, Kevin, I'm really sorry about the other night.
00:49:45I figured you might be hungry.
00:49:48Thanks.
00:49:49Have a beer.
00:49:51Thank you, Papa.
00:50:07So, um, this place is all yours now?
00:50:23Nah, not for long.
00:50:24I'm going to unload this petty palace and open a pub of me own back home.
00:50:27That's the plans.
00:50:29That and find me hat.
00:50:30Yo, I could get used to this.
00:50:34Chilling on the couch with my boy every night after work.
00:50:37A couple more of these drinks and I might do something I won't regret.
00:50:41Hope you won't either.
00:50:43I taste the whiskey on your lips.
00:50:45My sweat on your chest.
00:50:47Your body, your skin, your chest, your eyes.
00:50:53To play in the prohibited places.
00:50:56All your secret places.
00:50:57I want to call you Papa, Papi, Papi Chulo.
00:51:01I want to cook your dinner.
00:51:03I want to go on vacation and take stupid pictures of each other.
00:51:06I want to get a place of home.
00:51:08I want to get a dog.
00:51:10Maybe two.
00:51:11Call him Chacho y Santo.
00:51:12And look, Papa, when we look back in this life, we'll see that we live like the king in the torment.
00:51:20You and I.
00:51:22Can't buy it.
00:51:22It's getting late.
00:51:24Got to work in the morning.
00:51:25Ah, come off it, lad.
00:51:27One more for the road.
00:51:30You're more than welcome to crash here.
00:51:33If you like.
00:51:42You're more than welcome to crash here.
00:52:12You're more than welcome to crash here.
00:52:42You're more than welcome to crash here.
00:53:12Yo, cuz.
00:53:22I got it.
00:53:23Yo.
00:53:24You're gonna love this.
00:53:25You're gonna dig this.
00:53:27Yo, I got you, man.
00:53:29Yo, listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:53:30I got something for you.
00:53:31I think that key cape be chillin' with Irish in ways that ain't cool, son.
00:53:36I seen him creepin' out of Irish house this morning when I was gettin' some breakfast.
00:53:40All right, now get the fuck outta here.
00:53:42I'm workin' on my skills.
00:53:43I mean, I just thought that I should come and tell you because, you know, you were like,
00:53:46oh, you know, they might be doin' some work.
00:53:48Don't what?
00:53:49You can tell me some shit I don't already know.
00:53:52Let me explain something to you.
00:53:54When you see me doin' this, I don't need to be hearing this.
00:53:58You hear me?
00:53:58So, like I said, get the fuck outta here.
00:54:02So, like I said, get the fuck outta here.
00:54:02So, like I said, get the fuck outta here.
00:54:06One, two, three, three, four.
00:54:36One, two, three, four.
00:55:06Yo, yo, bitch, what you doin', man?
00:55:26Yes!
00:55:41A victory round on me, I propose, just to show you how gracious the Irish can be.
00:55:47Well, I propose you don't fall over.
00:55:49But there ain't no way chicken and rice is out drinking bangers and mash tonight.
00:55:52The bangers and mash, what the fuck is that?
00:55:54It's delicious.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56It's delicious.
00:55:57It's delicious.
00:56:01It's delicious.
00:56:09All right, that is 36, my man.
00:56:3136, 36 what?
00:56:34$36.
00:56:39Give me a minute.
00:57:00Hey, pal, can I get two points of the Eclipse ale, please?
00:57:03You got it.
00:57:09There you go.
00:57:16Thanks a million.
00:57:17Also, I have a tab under McGinnis.
00:57:20Okay, got it.
00:57:21You know what?
00:57:23Put his round on my tab, too.
00:57:25No problem.
00:57:27Cheers.
00:57:34You're good, man.
00:57:35Guy over there got you.
00:57:39Have a good night.
00:58:09Pardon me, lads.
00:58:17Looks like I've had an unexpected change in plans this evening.
00:58:20I've got to run.
00:58:21Can I interest you in both a couple of free beers on the house?
00:58:24No spit, no pubes, no cockroaches.
00:58:27Yeah, sure, bro.
00:58:28Thanks.
00:58:29You're welcome.
00:58:31No problem.
00:58:32Hey, man, what's your deal tonight?
00:58:33You want to hang with us?
00:58:34I'd love to, mate, but I've got to run.
00:58:37Cheers.
00:58:37Safe night now.
00:58:41It's hot.
00:58:46Should have gotten his phone number.
00:58:47Feck off now, eh?
00:59:03Which part of feck off do you not understand?
00:59:05Oh, the part where you picked up again?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08Look, Bob, I'm sorry I bailed.
00:59:09I just...
00:59:10You know, I'm very well trained to the air to shame and abandonment.
00:59:12So if you're even a sloid, it's been embarrassing...
00:59:14I don't mean that, Bob.
00:59:15It's not you that I'm embarrassed about.
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:19I'd like to apologize in person.
00:59:21Good luck with that.
00:59:23Fuck's sake.
00:59:24I should have seen this coming.
00:59:25I'm headed to the pier off Kent Street.
00:59:28Come through?
00:59:30All right, then.
00:59:31I'll be seeing you.
00:59:32All right.
00:59:33I'll ping you the location, okay?
00:59:34Yeah.
00:59:35All right.
00:59:36All right.
00:59:36All right.
00:59:42All right.
01:00:12All right.
01:00:42All right.
01:01:12It's a different cloud night
01:01:14Didn't know I'm dipping
01:01:16You can get in my mind
01:01:18Teach me how to climb
01:01:20You can skip a dime
01:01:22But you can't live without a spine
01:01:24You can, you can align
01:01:26Hey yo Irish!
01:01:28What up, you need a ride?
01:01:32Come on!
01:01:34Yeah, come on
01:01:42Hey
01:02:12So where you was coming from?
01:02:18Work
01:02:19Oh yeah?
01:02:20Yeah
01:02:21Doing what?
01:02:22Security
01:02:23At a nightclub
01:02:24Oh man
01:02:25I bet you get loads of pussy, right?
01:02:28Yeah
01:02:29Loads
01:02:30Aight, aight
01:02:31That's what's up
01:02:32That's what I'm talking about
01:02:34Yeah
01:02:35Yo, so uh
01:02:36What's up with you and my boy?
01:02:38Your boy?
01:02:39Yeah, my boy Kike
01:02:41Man, you a tough nut to crack
01:02:43Just that, you know
01:02:44We never see him no more
01:02:45Cause you guys are always like
01:02:46Hanging out and shit
01:02:48I was beginning to think
01:02:49We had a problem here
01:02:50Problem?
01:02:51No, no, there's no problem
01:02:52I mean, even if there was
01:02:53I'm sure you'd have me going by tomorrow
01:02:55I could have you going by tonight
01:03:02Alright, well then
01:03:07You know what? Just round the corner would be grand
01:03:11So am I to believe after our tender little heart-to-heart tonight that we're friends now?
01:03:32Yo, cuz ain't got no friends
01:03:34They're just soldiers in the game
01:03:36We'll be good though, right?
01:03:38If you say so
01:03:39So shake on it, bro
01:03:41Why?
01:03:42So you can move your hand away as soon as I go for it
01:03:44Rest assured, whatever it is you think that's going on
01:03:47It isn't
01:03:48And even if it was, I'm doubtful it would be anybody's business, especially yours
01:03:53Thanks for the lift
01:03:55As odd as it was
01:04:00Safe night now
01:04:01Safe night now
01:04:23Hey, pal
01:04:24Just a space
01:04:25One, no
01:04:26Thank you
01:04:27All right
01:04:28Thank you
01:04:29Thank you
01:04:30Thank you
01:04:31Thank you
01:04:32All right
01:04:40Hey, what's up?
01:04:41Yeah, you know I'm gonna be there tonight
01:04:42Yeah, you know it
01:04:43Yo, yo, yo
01:04:45Hey, get my yeah, you know, I'm gonna be there tonight. Yeah, you know it. Yo, yeah, yeah. Okay, they don't put on your pop. Oh, can I buy a
01:05:01cigarette from you? Oh, how are you? Yo, Dublin, what's up, man? Yo, how you been? Come here, Papa.
01:05:09This one's on the house. Thank you. Shit. The light's included, too. Thanks, bro. No bother. Cheers. Yo, yo, yo, wait, Papa. Where you going? Listen, I'm trying to pry Kiki out of the house tonight, go hit up this party. Why don't you come with? Thanks for the invitation, but I got stuff to do.
01:05:34Papi, por favor. Look, I don't know what's going on with you guys, and that's between you and him. But what I do know is that I can't stand watching him moping around no more.
01:05:47Just think about it, Papa. You know what? Put your information down right here.
01:05:52I'm fine. All right, right here. Come on.
01:06:03All right. I'm gonna text you, and you better answer.
01:06:07Come on, I'm fucking around.
01:06:08Come on, I'm fucking around.
01:06:24Come on, I'm fucking around.
01:06:29Come on, I'm fucking around.
01:06:34You look so familiar.
01:06:49Who?
01:06:50Not Cary Grant.
01:06:52Oh, I wouldn't know that.
01:06:53Oh, my dear, are you a Cary Grant?
01:06:55I'm like a huge Cary Grant fan.
01:06:56I have no idea who that is.
01:06:57Oh, that's sad.
01:06:58Okay, you're from Ireland?
01:07:00Dublin.
01:07:01Dublin.
01:07:01Have you ever been to Boston?
01:07:02There's lots of Irish people there.
01:07:04I've heard about that, yeah.
01:07:05You look like Chris Martin from Coldplay.
01:07:08Yeah, I've heard it a few times.
01:07:09Oh, my God.
01:07:10It's so funny.
01:07:10What's your favorite song to sing when you do karaoke?
01:07:13Everyone, like, yellow, sing yellow.
01:07:17Sorry.
01:07:18Hey, I got a great idea.
01:07:20Excuse me, I like that one.
01:07:21Why don't we have a little kissing contest?
01:07:24I don't read that song.
01:07:25See who kisses better.
01:07:26Everyone looks Coldplay.
01:07:27Are you game?
01:07:29No, I don't.
01:07:30Oh, my God.
01:07:31I used to have such a crush on him pre-Guinipaltera.
01:07:36Okay.
01:07:37He was, like, kind of hot.
01:07:38So what I'm trying to say...
01:07:39I got to see them once in Dublin, and they were amazing.
01:07:42Oh, my God.
01:07:42So keep talking.
01:07:43I'm sorry.
01:07:44I was looking at the light show.
01:07:48Do you like you, too?
01:07:49I'm sorry.
01:07:49I forgot what I was talking about.
01:07:50Oh, my God.
01:07:51That's because I interrupted you.
01:07:53Coldplay.
01:07:54You saw them somewhere.
01:07:55Go on.
01:07:55I didn't catch your name.
01:07:56I'm Liz.
01:07:57Liz.
01:07:57Would you like a taba?
01:07:59Yes.
01:07:59If they have Guinness.
01:08:01Please.
01:08:01I'll be right back.
01:08:02Oh, my God.
01:08:08So who's the better kisser?
01:08:15What?
01:08:15Yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:08:20Let me use your phone.
01:08:21Huh?
01:08:21Come on, man.
01:08:22It's an emergency.
01:08:22Serious.
01:08:23Come on.
01:08:23What happened?
01:08:24Oh, man.
01:08:25Do I need to call your mother to let her know that her son is out looking for dick?
01:08:28Ain't that right, McFaggot?
01:08:29And take it easy, mate.
01:08:30What's this all about?
01:08:31Mates?
01:08:31He ain't no fucking mates.
01:08:33And my boy?
01:08:34You saw earlier.
01:08:35He ain't no fucking homo neither.
01:08:36You hear me?
01:08:38You hear what I said?
01:08:39So who you trying to fuck with here, huh?
01:08:41You trying to fuck with my boy?
01:08:43Is that what's up?
01:08:44Huh?
01:08:45You want his dick up your butt?
01:08:47That it?
01:08:48Huh?
01:08:48Your mom know you out here looking for dick up your ass?
01:08:50You're making a problem?
01:08:51My problem is you, McFaggot.
01:08:53So why don't you take you in your gay ass ways and get the fuck out of here and go suck a dick?
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:59Thanks for the invitation.
01:09:01You know my type.
01:09:10Yo, what's up, Bobby?
01:09:12Yo, Dublin, where you going?
01:09:13Dude, can you hurry up?
01:09:22Dude, can you hurry up?
01:09:28Oh, my God.
01:09:32What the hell?
01:09:34Huh?
01:09:34Oh, my God.
01:09:58I know, because I'm a clown.
01:10:02Motherfucker.
01:10:04Motherfucker.
01:10:34What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:369-1-1.
01:10:37What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:389-1-1.
01:10:39What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:409-1-1.
01:10:41What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:42What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:439-1-1.
01:10:44What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:499-1-1.
01:10:50What's the nature of your emergency?
01:10:545-1-1?
01:10:565-1-1?
01:10:57All right.
01:11:02Yo, this 9-1-1?
01:11:03The nature of my call?
01:11:05The nature of my cold, I like to report something, but seriously, I can't be found out, yo, I, I got a situation in my head that I can't deal with no more, I know this ain't the suicide hotline, there's this fucking guy in my neighborhood, he deals drugs, and he beats on me, and I don't even know why, and I can't take it no more, he thinks he can just treat me like however he wants to treat me, and it's like sick, yo.
01:11:34Yo, he fucked up this one through so bad, I don't even know if he can walk, I can't leave, it's just me and my grandmom's here, what the fuck am I gonna do, where are we supposed to go, huh, huh, all right, all right, I'm calm now, I would like to report an illegal activity,
01:12:01I doubt he's changing to you guys.
01:17:12Yo yo.
01:17:13What's up my B.
01:17:14Sweet.
01:17:15What up Mahogany?
01:17:16Chewy.
01:17:17Damn.
01:17:18The shop has copped a whole new vibe ever since Big Old Bad Cuzz stopped hanging out.
01:17:23I tell you.
01:17:24Yeah.
01:17:25They actually have customers now.
01:17:26Oh.
01:17:27I think I'd be working here if he was still hanging around.
01:17:31Hey.
01:17:32So what exactly happened to Big Old Bad Cuzz anyway?
01:17:34Ya I heard from Lil Money?
01:17:36Cops finally busted his ass.
01:17:37For what?
01:17:38Dealing shitty weed?
01:17:39Yo, I heard his own mother ratted him out.
01:17:43What?
01:17:44Yo, I didn't even know Cuz had a mother.
01:17:46Well, she traded in her family for loose dick and cheap drinks a long time ago.
01:17:49Yeah, and then his uncle came around and introduced him to the hustle, and that was it.
01:17:54So who's gonna beat up on poor Jorge now?
01:17:56Yo, actually Jorge is doing all right right now.
01:17:58Word?
01:17:58Yeah, he got himself a job, stocking shelves at this new supermarket up in Long Island City.
01:18:03No way, good for him.
01:18:04And his grandma's doing better now, so.
01:18:06You see, Cuz and I ain't never had no beef, but I ain't lettin' a character like that anywhere near my wife and kids.
01:18:12Yeah.
01:18:14Yo, Keek.
01:18:16You heard the shit he was sayin' about you and Irish last summer?
01:18:20Who?
01:18:21Remember Irish, tall, whitey-white dude who Cuz left all busted up in that dark alley?
01:18:25The squeak, really?
01:18:26Why the fuck you reading that up about?
01:18:29So what about it?
01:18:33Oh, come on, Keek.
01:18:34You must have heard Cubs runnin' his mouth with some wild shit about how you and Irish was doin' thangs on the DL.
01:18:41Course I heard about it.
01:18:43Heard all about it.
01:18:45And guess I'm still gonna hear about it, apparently.
01:18:51So what if it was true?
01:18:58What then?
01:19:04I heard on the news that it's supposed to rain all next week.
01:19:23Really?
01:19:24I actually thought that it was gonna be sunny all next week.
01:19:26I'm trying to go to the beach.
01:19:27Nah.
01:19:28I need y'all to hurry up, cuz I gotta get a haircut.
01:19:31You're good, man.
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Hallelujah!
01:19:37Hotถ.
01:19:38Hold trikey, man, you can get that Nigel!
01:19:40Hey!
01:19:41Hey!
01:19:43Yeah?
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