The Secret Recipe to Snatch a Billionaire

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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.

00:17A thief.

00:23Stay calm.

00:24You should thank me for a taste testing for you. Last night you brought over that pasta.

00:38God, just like that three-year-old bra that was just crispy and really rigid.

00:45Come here.

00:47What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is she?

00:51Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.

00:53So, what the hell was I for the past three years?

00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.

00:58I mean, men eat your food, but they dream of my love.

01:03I mean, when was the last time you ever been bothered with me?

01:07You shut your mouth, you tramp!

01:09Hey! That's enough. Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?

01:14Oh my god! See anything on the kitchen crease?

01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.

01:20Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.

01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.

01:26Cause we are a birthday man.

01:32Oh my god, he's still here.

01:33Evelyn, you are fired. Just, I never want to see you again.

01:37I'm the one firing you two.

01:41Assholes!

01:42Oh my god!

01:43Oh my god!

01:44Oh my god!

01:45Oh my bitch!

01:46Assholes!

01:47You