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A newlywed couple face the challenges of growing up head-on, together and individually, as they stumble through maturation into adulthood during the first year of marriage.
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00:00:00They say for every boy and girl
00:00:23They're just one love in this whole world
00:00:26And I know I've found mine
00:00:35The heavenly touch of your embrace
00:00:37Tells me no one could take your place
00:00:40Ever in my heart
00:00:49I love you
00:00:56I love you
00:00:58Congratulations, congratulations
00:01:01Good luck to you and your baby
00:01:03Congratulations, congratulations
00:01:05Thank you, good night
00:01:09Young love, first love
00:01:14Filled with true devotion
00:01:23Young love, power love
00:01:28We share with deep emotion
00:01:34Just one kiss from your sweet lips
00:01:55Will tell me that your love is real
00:01:58And I can feel that it's true
00:02:03We will vow to one another
00:02:10There will never be another love for you
00:02:16Wife
00:02:25Ew
00:02:27You're my wife
00:02:29Don't say that word
00:02:30Wife, wife, wife, wife, wife, wife
00:02:32My wife
00:02:34Husband
00:02:36Oh
00:02:37Oh
00:02:37Husband
00:02:39That really works for me though
00:02:41I like that
00:02:42We got married, mom
00:02:46Oh my god
00:02:47Oh my god
00:02:49Did you hear that, Jim?
00:02:50I'm so happy
00:02:51Danny's married
00:02:53Yeah, yeah
00:02:54I made an honest woman out of her
00:02:55Aren't you gonna say anything, Nate?
00:02:59Congratulations, honey
00:03:00Thanks, dad
00:03:01What?
00:03:03They already did it
00:03:03What's there to say?
00:03:06Joanne?
00:03:07Nate?
00:03:09You'll have to come visit us
00:03:10Oh, Pearl
00:03:11That sounds just lovely
00:03:14Sorry, you're frozen again
00:03:16What was that?
00:03:17Oh, okay, mom
00:03:18I think I'm gonna find some better Wi-Fi here
00:03:21Can you hear me now?
00:03:24Uh, still off, Danny
00:03:25Mom
00:03:25Hello?
00:03:27The more you move around
00:03:28Yep
00:03:30Can you just stop rotating the cameras?
00:03:34I need coffee
00:03:35I need coffee
00:03:36What are you two gonna do about money?
00:03:51I don't know, mom
00:03:53Make it
00:03:54Neither one of you has a job
00:03:56Dan's a very good actor
00:03:58Who's never booked a gig?
00:04:00He has booked gigs
00:04:02He's booked tons of gigs
00:04:03I don't know why you quit working at the firm
00:04:05Your father could still use your help
00:04:07Mom, I told you I'm a writer
00:04:09If I take a job, then I'm suddenly that thing
00:04:11And I'm not a writer
00:04:12We're giving you money
00:04:14I don't need it
00:04:17I just wish that you would have embodied us
00:04:22I know
00:04:25Oh, great
00:04:26You guys make coffee?
00:04:28Amazing
00:04:29Mom, see this kitchen?
00:04:31See the kitchen?
00:04:32Mom loves a good kitchen
00:04:34Can you grab that for me?
00:04:46Yeah
00:04:47You want me to do it?
00:05:00I can do it
00:05:01I can do it
00:05:03You just gotta twist the thing
00:05:05I got it
00:05:05No, you
00:05:06I got it
00:05:07Oh
00:05:10I'm tired
00:05:14Do you feel better?
00:05:17You know, tummy
00:05:17My tum-tum
00:05:20My tum-tum
00:05:22You can have as much as you want
00:05:26We're rich now
00:05:27Really?
00:05:28Yeah, we got all this free money from our wedding
00:05:30Shit, man
00:05:31Maybe I should get married
00:05:32I'm so poor still
00:05:33Yeah, it's pretty sweet
00:05:34So far we've gotten like
00:05:35$800 from like aunts and uncles
00:05:39And my mom's weird Mormon friends
00:05:40It's amazing
00:05:41We should get hitched
00:05:42I'll get hitched
00:05:44Just get loaded?
00:05:46Yeah
00:05:46Alright, let's do it
00:05:48Okay
00:05:48You guys want burnt hot dogs?
00:05:52I'm sorry
00:05:52I left them on the grill too long
00:05:54And I just
00:05:55I was not thinking
00:05:57And I was looking
00:05:57Drinking beer
00:05:58Aw, Mary
00:05:59Mary
00:06:00Okay, okay
00:06:01You're married
00:06:03You're married
00:06:03I know
00:06:04I'm a married man
00:06:05Don't touch me like that
00:06:06That's cute
00:06:09You guys want any more beers?
00:06:11Whoa, that was a nice one
00:06:12You would fuck my grandpa
00:06:14Ew
00:06:15That's for sure
00:06:16Of course I would
00:06:17He's a sexual bitch
00:06:18I wouldn't put that past you
00:06:19You were always the first to do everything
00:06:22That's not true
00:06:23Oh my god, it's so true
00:06:25No!
00:06:25Yes, you kissed a boy first
00:06:27Spin the bottle of Michael Labner
00:06:30But that doesn't count
00:06:31It does count
00:06:32No way
00:06:34You gave a blowjob first
00:06:35But I taught you the proper technique
00:06:37You know
00:06:39Twist, twist
00:06:40Lick, lick
00:06:41No teeth
00:06:42No teeth
00:06:43Grandma
00:06:44How sad and gross
00:06:49Ew
00:06:49We were just little kids
00:06:51I know
00:06:52Kids giving blowjobs
00:06:53That's wrong
00:06:54Thinking about that now
00:06:54We were little
00:06:55That's fucked up
00:06:56Yeah
00:06:56Yeah
00:06:57You were the one to get pregnant first
00:06:59Yeah
00:06:59I won that one
00:07:00But this is big
00:07:03Yeah
00:07:05Dude, it's big
00:07:08You should throw a party
00:07:10That's what we're doing
00:07:12No, like a real party
00:07:14Like a real wedding
00:07:15No, no, no, no
00:07:17We're all that wedding bullshit
00:07:19That's not really our thing
00:07:20Oh, come on
00:07:22Of course it's your thing
00:07:23No
00:07:24It's everyone's thing
00:07:25Let's celebrate
00:07:26I don't know
00:07:28Fine
00:07:30I guess it's easier
00:07:31To just run away
00:07:32Go to the courthouse
00:07:34Have no one watching
00:07:35No, it was cheaper
00:07:37Mm-hmm
00:07:38How'd your mom take it?
00:07:42She flipped
00:07:43Oh, Joanne
00:07:46Joanne
00:07:47Fucking Big J
00:07:48Big J
00:07:49Big J
00:07:50J's in the house
00:07:52Oh, she must have flipped
00:07:54Oh, it was like
00:07:55The worst day of her life
00:07:56For sure
00:07:57Oh, got a text
00:07:59What?
00:08:01Oh, holy shit
00:08:02This fucking guy
00:08:03Oh, okay
00:08:04What's in the house?
00:08:06Okay
00:08:06I want to shave your pussy
00:08:08And put it on my face
00:08:09Oh, shit
00:08:11Yeah
00:08:11That's awesome
00:08:13You have to date him
00:08:14But I'll leave the ending up to you
00:08:19The ending up to you
00:08:24At this point, I'm running against the clock
00:08:29And I taste the soup
00:08:30And I decide I need to look down to it
00:08:32So I grab the cheese
00:08:33More carefully to get Ashley reflect
00:08:35Throw them in the mixer
00:08:35It's a big gamble
00:08:37But it's a risk I've got to take
00:08:39Mm, yeah
00:08:40It's the second time it's done it this week
00:08:54I know
00:08:54And you get a new one
00:08:55I know
00:08:56Oh, wow
00:08:58I can flip my hair for you
00:09:00Hair flip?
00:09:00Mm-hmm
00:09:01Yeah
00:09:01Say what you want
00:09:04That works for me
00:09:05I think it does
00:09:06Yeah
00:09:06It looks like a mermaid
00:09:11Yeah
00:09:12Oh, it's like condom pasties
00:09:15I get it
00:09:15Yeah
00:09:16Is your rash gone?
00:09:20Yeah
00:09:21Really?
00:09:23Yeah
00:09:23All cleared up
00:09:36Motherfuck
00:09:45Hey, I got a piss
00:09:49Hey
00:09:53Oh, fuck
00:10:03Thanks for taking care of the place
00:10:17And Pablo gets one of these morning and night
00:10:20Cool
00:10:21Yeah, cool, cool
00:10:22Great
00:10:23Great
00:10:24Okay
00:10:24Awesome
00:10:25Thank you
00:10:26This is, uh
00:10:28This is a really nice place that you got here
00:10:31Thanks
00:10:32Yeah, I bought it last year
00:10:33You own this place?
00:10:35Yeah
00:10:36I mean
00:10:37It's a bit much, though
00:10:38Don't you think?
00:10:39I don't know
00:10:40I mean, you work hard
00:10:41So
00:10:41You deserve it
00:10:42Do you like being a dog walker?
00:10:48Uh
00:10:48No
00:10:49No, I hate it
00:10:50Actually, I'm scared of dogs
00:10:51I'm terrified of dogs
00:10:55Uh, I don't
00:10:56It's a deep-seated, like, childhood
00:10:57Kind of phobia thing
00:10:59That I have
00:11:00Oh
00:11:01Are you serious?
00:11:02No, I'm joking
00:11:03Because that would be
00:11:04Weird if I was a dog walker
00:11:06Yeah, I would
00:11:06Yeah, but you're an asshole
00:11:07So
00:11:08No, you're dumb
00:11:08Cool
00:11:13Oh, you got groceries
00:11:29Hi, baby
00:11:30Hmm, thank you
00:11:32Hmm
00:11:33Okay
00:11:34Oh, you got popsicles, too
00:11:35But don't
00:11:37I mean
00:11:38There's only a few of them in there
00:11:39I got some noodles
00:11:46So, I forgot to tell you
00:11:50But, um, I got a job
00:11:51What?
00:11:55Yeah
00:11:56A real, like, adult person, human job job
00:12:00Don't look that surprised
00:12:02No, no, no, I'm sorry
00:12:03That's embarrassing
00:12:04I'm so sorry
00:12:05It's just so good
00:12:06It's just so good
00:12:07It's hard
00:12:08This is so great
00:12:10Hmm
00:12:11That's a job
00:12:12Uh, so you know that actress, uh, Hayley Turner
00:12:15Uh, um, I don't know her
00:12:18No, she was in, um, the Hotel Romania movie
00:12:21The last book arresting place
00:12:23Oh, yeah, that sounds awful
00:12:24Yeah
00:12:25Well, they're gonna do another one
00:12:27She's going to Lithuania to shoot another one, so
00:12:29Oh, my God
00:12:30Did you get a part in the movie?
00:12:35Uh
00:12:35Oh, my God, you're gonna look so cute
00:12:37Getting hacked to bits
00:12:38You're so cute
00:12:39You know, I got a job house-sitting
00:12:42For her
00:12:43For six months
00:12:43Yeah
00:12:44That's cool
00:12:46We'll have, like, a cool
00:12:46Not-shitty apartment to live in
00:12:49And they have, like, HBO
00:12:50And a pool
00:12:51And I think I saw a trampoline at one point
00:12:53Which is cool
00:12:54And we only have to take care of, like, her dogs
00:12:58So, like, one's a puppy
00:12:59And the other one
00:12:59I think there's something wrong with it
00:13:00Right?
00:13:05We got, do you live in a cool house?
00:13:07Yeah, that's cool
00:13:08Yeah
00:13:09I mean, it's money, which is great
00:13:11Yeah, yeah
00:13:12Plus, we can afford a party for a wedding
00:13:14Did you mean to already do that?
00:13:17Yeah, but, like, a real one
00:13:18Oh, like a real one
00:13:20Yeah
00:13:20Like a fancy person
00:13:21Yeah, so everyone knows how badass we are
00:13:23Well, we are badass
00:13:24Yeah
00:13:24No one's ever gotten married before
00:13:26We're the first people to do it
00:13:27Yep, just getting married
00:13:29Because we want to and shit
00:13:30It's crazy
00:13:31I'm tired
00:13:35Take me to the couch
00:13:36No, I don't have to care
00:13:37Karen, you need to the couch
00:13:38Again?
00:13:39Yep
00:13:39Okay
00:13:40Yep
00:13:40You owe me
00:13:42Alright
00:13:43Oh, my God
00:13:48This is so cool
00:13:49Let me take you to the crib
00:13:51Show you how I live
00:13:53What's good?
00:13:54This is insane
00:13:55Check out my spot, yo
00:13:57I know, right?
00:13:58It's big
00:13:59And we're here
00:14:00Whoa
00:14:01Not bad
00:14:02This is awesome
00:14:04Hailey Turner
00:14:10Mmm
00:14:12I like it
00:14:18You like it?
00:14:19Mm-hmm
00:14:19I did good?
00:14:20You did good
00:14:21Oh, good
00:14:22Want to try out the bedroom?
00:14:25Oh, yeah
00:14:25Show me the bedroom, baby
00:14:27What?
00:14:43Wait, what?
00:14:44What are you doing?
00:14:45I got the job
00:14:46What?
00:14:48I got the job
00:14:49The game show I sent my stuff to
00:14:52They just hired me as a writer
00:14:54Oh, yeah
00:14:58My wife is the smartest woman in the world
00:15:01Look how hot she is
00:15:03Check her out
00:15:04She's very attractive
00:15:06We're gonna be rich
00:15:07And she's so hot
00:15:08Can I get a Nintendo?
00:15:09Wait
00:15:10What if I suck?
00:15:12What if they fire me?
00:15:13Shh
00:15:13You're great at everything
00:15:15And she's great at everything
00:15:17Okay, let's go have sex now, please
00:15:19She likes having sex with me
00:15:20I can't believe it
00:15:22I'm so excited
00:15:23So excited
00:15:23Toradino time
00:15:42He's starting out strong
00:15:44On the ring
00:15:44She's trying to take herself the glory
00:15:46But Rico's not having it
00:15:47But Koala takes her down
00:15:48Into the ball
00:15:49Just like we like it here
00:15:50Hello, Goose
00:15:56Please hold
00:15:58I'm really excited to be here
00:16:01I've always wanted to make TV
00:16:04Well, then you came to the wrong place
00:16:05Oh
00:16:06You want to know what we make here?
00:16:08It's a game show
00:16:09It's like Duck, Duck, Goose
00:16:11Only better
00:16:11What do you get
00:16:18When you combine
00:16:20Heart
00:16:21And
00:16:23Fart
00:16:24Art
00:16:28That's what we make here
00:16:31Wow
00:16:35Wow
00:16:35Yeah
00:16:36It is wow
00:16:38I'm excited
00:16:40I'm excited for you
00:16:42I'm excited for you
00:16:44Hey, what did you say to him?
00:17:10Uh, nothing
00:17:13Because that's a really bad sign
00:17:15Did he find out he can't have sex with you?
00:17:19What?
00:17:20He probably wants to have sex with you
00:17:21Or at least think that
00:17:22Because you're a woman
00:17:23And he's the king of all men
00:17:24That you will want him
00:17:25And now he's found out
00:17:26That you have a boyfriend
00:17:27A husband
00:17:28Oh
00:17:29Oh, that's bad
00:17:31Sorry, who are you?
00:17:33Jesus, he's such a narcissist
00:17:34He's angry at you
00:17:36For denying him the sex
00:17:37He thought you'd so desperately want
00:17:38Which probably led him to think
00:17:39About all the sex he's wanted
00:17:40And not gotten
00:17:41From all the women he's ever known
00:17:42You sent him down
00:17:43A really deep, dark rabbit hole
00:17:46And it's just your first day
00:17:47You work fast
00:17:48I think he's just busy
00:17:53Yeah
00:17:54No
00:17:55Well, I'm really busy
00:18:01I have to get started
00:18:02On these intros
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:03Cool, I'll let you get to it
00:18:05Noah, Gavin wants you
00:18:07For a script meeting
00:18:08All right
00:18:09Excuse me
00:18:12Hi
00:18:13Who is that?
00:18:15Noah Berenger
00:18:16Hey
00:18:17He's the head writer
00:18:18That was getting sharp
00:18:20Did you do something different
00:18:21With your go-to
00:18:22Got it?
00:18:25What a pack of dicks
00:18:32Better get ready
00:18:36Come to Rocksteady
00:18:39Yeah
00:18:40You've got to do this new dance
00:18:43Hope you are ready
00:18:45You've got to do it
00:18:48Just like
00:18:49Uncle Freddy
00:18:50If you don't know it
00:18:53Just shake your head
00:18:55Rock your body light
00:18:57Shake your shoulders
00:18:58Everything in time
00:18:59Can't see
00:19:00Oh
00:19:01Oh
00:19:02Oh
00:19:02Oh
00:19:03Oh
00:19:04Oh
00:19:04Oh
00:19:06Oh
00:19:06Hey, what are you doing?
00:19:11Oh, my God
00:19:11That was so scary
00:19:13Come play with me
00:19:15I can, I've got to work
00:19:16Come on
00:19:17Look at what I'm wearing
00:19:18I found a box full of whippets
00:19:20I can't
00:19:21And I also found this
00:19:22No, I'm working
00:19:24Come on
00:19:25No
00:19:25Ow
00:19:26Look at that again
00:19:28At least come swimming with me
00:19:31No, I want to finish this
00:19:32Why do you have to finish this?
00:19:35Because
00:19:36It's my work
00:19:37What do you mean it's your work?
00:19:37It's not important
00:19:38It's just you writing
00:19:39For your dumb job
00:19:40Come on
00:19:41Swim
00:19:42Swim
00:19:44Stop
00:19:45Later
00:19:49Just call it the man-slaughterer
00:20:14Man-slaughterer
00:20:16Okay, people, it's almost showtime
00:20:39Look alive out here
00:20:40Okay, uh, Richmond
00:20:42Tompkins
00:20:43Behringer
00:20:45Need everybody on set
00:20:47Pronto
00:20:48Uh, Winters
00:20:50How's it going?
00:20:53Fine
00:20:53Oh, that's frosty, Winters
00:20:56That's very frosty
00:20:57What did I do?
00:21:01Was it me?
00:21:02Was it you?
00:21:04Ah, he's got you doing grunt work again
00:21:06That's a tough draw
00:21:07No, I like it
00:21:08It's fine
00:21:09Really?
00:21:10Yeah, really
00:21:10Um, I can put in a word with him
00:21:13Get you down on the stage
00:21:14When we're doing the tapings
00:21:15You could help us produce
00:21:16Uh, no, no, thanks
00:21:21I'm good
00:21:22I like it
00:21:22Okay
00:21:23Yeah
00:21:23Cool
00:21:24We got drinks tonight
00:21:25It's a Thursday tradition
00:21:26You should come
00:21:27Uh, I'm, uh, I'm not gonna make it
00:21:31But, uh, thank you
00:21:32Okay, I'm gonna give you one little pointer
00:21:34He loves adjectives
00:21:35So if you could just sprinkle in
00:21:36A couple of zanies
00:21:37Or sneakies
00:21:38He'll think you're a genius
00:21:40Okay
00:21:41Cool
00:21:42Even if you do stand us up tonight
00:21:43Well, okay
00:21:46He thinks he's better than everyone else
00:21:58And the other thing is
00:22:00He's not even that funny
00:22:01Huh?
00:22:03What are we talking about here?
00:22:04We talking about, um, Gavin or the other guy?
00:22:07Noah
00:22:07Noah?
00:22:08No, Gavin is definitely not funny
00:22:10But Noah
00:22:11Everyone there thinks he's so funny
00:22:12But he's not
00:22:13And he doesn't even pitch
00:22:14He just points out why everyone else's ideas are bad
00:22:17And you know who the other people are?
00:22:19You
00:22:19Me
00:22:20Yeah
00:22:20Exactly
00:22:21It's so annoying
00:22:23It's hard
00:22:24What do you think I should do?
00:22:27I don't know, honey
00:22:29Um, maybe
00:22:30Just ignore him if you can
00:22:32You know
00:22:33Don't let him bother you
00:22:35Yeah
00:22:38Probably
00:22:40Can you try this again?
00:22:42Yeah, sorry
00:22:43Okay
00:22:45Okay
00:22:46Leonard
00:22:49Sidney
00:22:50Oh, no, stop that
00:22:51Please
00:22:52Can you please stop
00:22:52Isis?
00:22:53What is this?
00:22:54Can you not read those?
00:22:55I forgot those were there
00:22:56Can we run it?
00:22:57Can we please run it?
00:22:58Penelope?
00:22:59Carmine?
00:23:01Christmas?
00:23:02Potential baby names
00:23:03What?
00:23:06What?
00:23:08Tambourine?
00:23:10It's for a little girl
00:23:11Well, obviously
00:23:12You've clearly put a lot of thought into this
00:23:14Mordecai, are we raising him on a shtetl?
00:23:16Franny, come on, please
00:23:18Let me, just run the lines with me
00:23:20Don't be mean
00:23:20Okay
00:23:21All right
00:23:22And that's why at Wendy's
00:23:28We only offer the best
00:23:30Wendy's salads aren't fresh
00:23:31They're fresh, dog
00:23:33You think I should do the dog?
00:23:36Or like that?
00:23:37Like that?
00:23:38What?
00:23:38I'm sorry
00:23:39It just says right here
00:23:40That you're also going to be dressed like a dog
00:23:42Okay
00:23:44Thank you for taking this very seriously
00:23:47No, I'm sorry
00:23:48I'm sorry
00:23:49You're too funny
00:23:51That's a good problem
00:23:53I'm leaving for work
00:24:03Jesus already
00:24:08Jesus already
00:24:08I know
00:24:16I keep saying it
00:24:18We need makeup in here
00:24:19Guys, guys
00:24:20This whole area is on camera
00:24:22Get in here
00:24:23I know
00:24:25Can we get last looks on Stacy?
00:24:28Yeah
00:24:36Okay, music run
00:24:40For camera
00:24:41Winters, you joined us
00:24:52You got those intros?
00:24:55Yeah, here
00:24:55Let's hear them
00:24:57Now?
00:24:59Now
00:24:59You want me to read?
00:25:05Mm-hmm
00:25:06In this high-octane episode of Goosed
00:25:10Brian, an accountant from Toledo
00:25:13Bites the dust
00:25:14And things get zany
00:25:15When Mary, a housewife from Calabasas
00:25:17Surprises everyone with her dynamo foot speed
00:25:20Buckle up
00:25:21You're about to get goosed
00:25:22I love them
00:25:32Cool
00:25:36Thanks
00:25:37No
00:25:39Stay
00:25:40We can use you here
00:25:42All right, people
00:25:47Back to wands
00:25:48Oh, thanks
00:25:52Okay, okay
00:25:53Rehearsal is up
00:25:55Lights in five
00:25:57Four
00:25:58Three
00:25:59Two
00:26:00I'm Stacy Delacorte
00:26:03And this
00:26:04Is Goose
00:26:05It's been bliss and misery
00:26:12Get my
00:26:17Oh, sorry
00:26:34Oh, hey
00:26:43Hey
00:26:43Hey
00:26:44Where are you going?
00:26:45Here
00:26:46I was going here for
00:26:47Thursday night work drinks
00:26:50Well, that's cool
00:26:51I didn't think you were going to show
00:26:52Well, here I am
00:26:54Thank God
00:26:55Because
00:26:56Looks like everybody else bailed
00:26:58Will you buy me a drink, please?
00:27:00I'm your boss
00:27:00Come on
00:27:02What do you want?
00:27:03What do you like?
00:27:05Um, whiskey
00:27:06They have whiskey
00:27:07You have whiskey
00:27:09Yeah
00:27:09They have whiskey
00:27:10Awesome
00:27:11Thank you
00:27:12We are in luck
00:27:12Thank you
00:27:13Wait, you grew up in Glendale?
00:27:16Uh, no
00:27:18I moved there when I was 12
00:27:19I'm from Arcadia
00:27:19Oh, Jesus
00:27:22Oh, it's not that bad
00:27:23Oh, I think it is
00:27:24It's not that bad
00:27:26You're from New York?
00:27:29Mm-hmm
00:27:29Like, the city?
00:27:31Mm-hmm
00:27:31Mm-hmm
00:27:32Cool
00:27:33Here's the real question
00:27:36I know Gavin is a total dick
00:27:37But otherwise, how are you liking Goosed?
00:27:40I like it
00:27:41Um, today was awesome
00:27:44It was, right?
00:27:45Today was awesome
00:27:46I'd like to have my own show someday
00:27:49You?
00:27:51You will
00:27:52You think?
00:27:55Mm-hmm
00:27:55No, I know it
00:27:57Thank you
00:27:59I guess I just hate waiting
00:28:03You know who you are?
00:28:06You're adorable
00:28:07Ugh
00:28:09That's condescending
00:28:10Just because I'm younger
00:28:13And I'm a woman
00:28:14No
00:28:14You assume I don't have a problem
00:28:16Being infantilized
00:28:17Stop it
00:28:17Stop it
00:28:18Please, you have to let me finish
00:28:19You're also a super-duper cutie pie
00:28:22Ugh, asshole
00:28:23You have to let a man finish
00:28:25Come on
00:28:26God
00:28:29Who put this on?
00:28:32This isn't fair
00:28:34This isn't right
00:28:35I mean
00:28:37What the fuck?
00:28:38This isn't fair
00:28:39I mean
00:28:40This isn't fair
00:28:41I mean
00:28:41I mean
00:28:42You have to let go
00:28:43This isn't fair
00:28:44I'm sorry
00:28:44I'm sorry
00:28:45I'm sorry
00:28:46It's fair
00:28:47No
00:28:48No
00:28:49No
00:28:49No
00:28:50No
00:28:50No
00:29:03Oh my god, it's so fucking good to you.
00:29:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
00:29:30oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
00:29:37oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
00:29:49oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
00:29:57Oh, fuck me.
00:30:07Oh.
00:30:07Oh, fuck.
00:30:15Oh, fuck.
00:30:17Oh, shit.
00:30:18This is Haley's fucking...
00:30:19I got it inside the pages?
00:30:23How do I get it in the pages?
00:30:27That's awful.
00:30:54Come on.
00:30:55Just tell me.
00:30:56Mm-mm.
00:30:57You're avoiding the question.
00:30:59Fine.
00:30:59I was once a playwright.
00:31:02What?
00:31:03No.
00:31:04No.
00:31:06It's actually better than I hoped.
00:31:07It's hilarious, right?
00:31:10Yeah.
00:31:13Playwright from New York.
00:31:14I know.
00:31:15Who would have thought?
00:31:16So what happened?
00:31:18Nobody liked your plays because plays suck.
00:31:20Plays do not suck.
00:31:21Plays are the highest form of dramatic art,
00:31:23and I was actually pretty good at it, too.
00:31:25Oh, yeah?
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26How good were you?
00:31:28I had two plays published.
00:31:30I had a decent review from Isherwood,
00:31:32who said I was a wordsmith to watch.
00:31:33Oh, Isherwood.
00:31:34Nice.
00:31:35Yeah.
00:31:36I know my own reviews.
00:31:37I can quote them all back to you.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:42We need more booze.
00:31:45You know what?
00:31:45We need to eat.
00:31:47Wait.
00:31:48This.
00:31:48This.
00:31:49This way.
00:31:50This way.
00:31:51Here.
00:31:52Oh, thank you.
00:31:53I got it.
00:32:03Hey, Bowser, you read this?
00:32:05You read this?
00:32:07Someone's somewhere.
00:32:08Can you understand me a little?
00:32:09Love me a little?
00:32:10Or am I sentenced to a lifetime of solitude
00:32:13floating alone down life's river of pain?
00:32:16Dude.
00:32:17You gotta look after your mom.
00:32:19She's floating down rivers of pain in here.
00:32:26Jesus.
00:32:31Whew.
00:32:32Let's take a look.
00:33:02It is so hot in Romania.
00:33:24It is so hot in Romania.
00:33:27It is so hot in Romania.
00:33:30It is so...
00:33:37This steak cost $62.
00:33:40I know. You have a good job. You can afford it.
00:33:43I've never even spent $62 on shoes or a doctor.
00:33:47Oh, maybe that's a problem.
00:33:50A problem?
00:33:51You don't have a problem.
00:33:53You just said that I have a problem.
00:33:55No.
00:33:56You did. You clearly just said that.
00:33:58Come on. Tell me. I can take it.
00:34:00You remind me of me when I was your age.
00:34:03I always wanted so much.
00:34:07But then when I got what I wanted,
00:34:09I was always too afraid to take it.
00:34:14Oh, my God. One second.
00:34:17Sorry.
00:34:20Oop. That's my wife. One second.
00:34:29Sorry.
00:34:30No, it's okay.
00:34:32Rude.
00:34:33I didn't know you were married.
00:34:35Yeah. I've been married for three years now.
00:34:38Oh, wow.
00:34:40It's freaking awesome.
00:34:42Yeah, no.
00:34:43It's so intense, but it's also, it's like, I think, the pinnacle.
00:34:49Everything feels deeper.
00:34:50And there's a sense of calm knowing that you find your person, you know?
00:34:55Yeah, absolutely. Sally, my wife.
00:34:58She...
00:34:59Sally, right.
00:35:00Sally, she's so beautiful.
00:35:01She's got, but she's got, like, a beautiful spirit.
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:06Now, Dan, Dan is so good, you know?
00:35:11He's just incredibly good.
00:35:16I'm lucky that he's the person that I love.
00:35:33Look at this.
00:35:41Oh, my God.
00:35:45I know, right?
00:35:46That's so much meat in one of Matt's mouth.
00:35:52I can do it, too.
00:35:54You're living the dream, baby.
00:35:59You're living the dream.
00:36:05There's this awesome El Salvadorian bar right around the corner of...
00:36:08I should...
00:36:10I should probably go home.
00:36:12Probably.
00:36:16Sally's probably waiting for you.
00:36:19Nah, she's out of town.
00:36:21Good night.
00:36:24Yep, see you tomorrow.
00:36:27And every day after.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:37:05Oh, my God.
00:37:07Oh, my God.
00:37:07Oh, my God.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:11Oh, my God.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:13Oh, my God.
00:37:14Oh, my God.
00:37:15Oh, my God.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:19Oh, my God.
00:37:20Oh, my God.
00:37:21Oh, my God.
00:37:22Oh, my God.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:40:04I'm sorry.
00:40:09Yeah, but you didn't call, you didn't come home.
00:40:11Yeah, no, I texted you.
00:40:13You did?
00:40:14Yeah, like a bunch and you never texted me back.
00:40:16Well, I, I didn't get them.
00:40:18Well, I sent them.
00:40:19It's because of the hills.
00:40:21I guess.
00:40:22I guess.
00:40:23What did you do?
00:40:25Um, I just, I blanked and I drove home instead of to, uh, what's her name's house.
00:40:31I was tired, so I decided to stay here.
00:40:34Yeah, that's, that's great, Franny, but like, if you're not gonna come home, you have to call at least.
00:40:38I was worried all night.
00:40:39Yeah, I texted.
00:40:41Okay, that's not enough, though.
00:40:42You have to call me, okay?
00:40:43I was worried.
00:40:45Okay, I'm sorry.
00:40:46You know what?
00:40:46You know, that's, that's, it's not enough.
00:40:48I'm sorry.
00:40:52Did you have fun last night at least?
00:40:54Was it, was it, who was there?
00:40:55It was, Fanny.
00:40:58Granny?
00:41:01Fucking hills.
00:41:06Let's go, let's go, come on, come on.
00:41:08You're taking your shit, let's go.
00:41:12You're freaking out because you have a crush?
00:41:14I'm not supposed to feel this way ever again.
00:41:18All of my love and my, you know, my sexual everything is, it's, it's all channeled into one person now,
00:41:26and that person is Dan.
00:41:28Dan, exactly, exactly.
00:41:31Resolved.
00:41:32Good, great.
00:41:33I gotta get back.
00:41:34Okay, thank you.
00:41:35Morgan's being such a little bitch.
00:41:37I'm like, dude, this place is fucking empty.
00:41:38I had a fantasy.
00:41:39Whoa.
00:41:42I had a sex fantasy.
00:41:45Okay, okay, about Noah.
00:41:48It's like, you know, like, oh, you know?
00:41:52Like, when you just want to, oh, my God.
00:41:56You know?
00:41:57Like, oh, oh.
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:01Please, help me.
00:42:03Jesus, you just have a pussy.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:06Okay?
00:42:06You have loins.
00:42:08You're a human.
00:42:09You, you want to fuck the dude.
00:42:11He wants to fuck you.
00:42:12You're a human.
00:42:12He's a human.
00:42:13That's, that's, that's how humans work.
00:42:15I know.
00:42:15I know, I know.
00:42:16I know.
00:42:17Listen.
00:42:19Listen.
00:42:20Are you listening?
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:22Okay.
00:42:23This guy is not special.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:29No, you're right.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:32You good?
00:42:34Yep.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:35Gotta go.
00:42:36Okay, bye.
00:42:37Bye.
00:42:37Love you.
00:42:38Love you.
00:42:38Love you.
00:42:38Love you.
00:42:39Love you.
00:42:39Love you.
00:42:40Love you.
00:42:40Love you.
00:42:41Love you.
00:42:41Love you.
00:42:41Love you.
00:42:42Love you.
00:42:42Love you.
00:42:43Love you.
00:42:43Love you.
00:42:44Love you.
00:42:44Love you.
00:42:45Love you.
00:42:45Love you.
00:42:46Love you.
00:42:46Love you.
00:42:46Love you.
00:42:46Love you.
00:42:47Love you.
00:42:47Love you.
00:42:47Love you.
00:42:48Love you.
00:42:48Love you.
00:42:48Love you.
00:42:48Love you.
00:42:49Love you.
00:42:49Love you.
00:42:50Love you.
00:42:50Love you.
00:42:50Love you.
00:42:51Love you.
00:42:51Love you.
00:42:52Love you.
00:42:52Love you.
00:42:52Love you.
00:42:53Love you.
00:42:54Love you.
00:42:54Love you.
00:42:55Love you.
00:42:56Love you.
00:42:56Love you.
00:42:57Whoa, how's that?
00:43:14Hey, pretty good, pretty good.
00:43:18Looks awesome.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20What?
00:43:21What?
00:43:24I got you something.
00:43:26What'd you get me?
00:43:27Oh my, what is this?
00:43:40What do you mean?
00:43:45When all of this is my game to play.
00:43:51Right or wrong, I'll play it my way.
00:43:57And if I make mistakes, it's my own heart, my friends.
00:44:03I've got to find my way or life, myself alone.
00:44:11I only have one life to live.
00:44:17I only have one love to be.
00:44:22No matter what he is, he touches me and brings me his home.
00:44:29Oh yeah, now we're in love.
00:44:31Oh yeah, now we're in love.
00:44:33Oh yeah, now we're in love.
00:44:34I only have one life to live.
00:44:37And I'm going to live first.
00:44:39I only have one love to give.
00:44:43And I'm going to give him love, my love what he is.
00:44:47He touches me and makes me hear.
00:44:51Oh yeah, now we're in love.
00:45:03Merry Christmas.
00:45:05Merry Christmas.
00:45:07I don't know what changes time it brings.
00:45:13But right now...
00:45:15I'm sorry.
00:45:16You gave me for that pain.
00:45:18I'm sorry for that.
00:45:19You can't become what now.
00:45:21We welcome each day.
00:45:24With love to be your guiding light.
00:45:27To make it to me.
00:45:30Nothing.
00:45:31I'm sorry.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33I only have one life to live.
00:45:36And I'm going to live.
00:45:38I only...
00:45:53I had a dream last night that we had lots of sex.
00:45:56I'm going to have that dream again.
00:46:10Shit.
00:46:11Hey.
00:46:12Where are you going?
00:46:13Why are you moving around so much right now?
00:46:15We had sex without a condom last night.
00:46:17Why did you let us do that?
00:46:18Why did I let us do that?
00:46:20Fuck.
00:46:22Relax.
00:46:23Where are you going?
00:46:24I'm going to the drugstore.
00:46:25I need to not be pregnant right now.
00:46:27Fuck my genes.
00:46:29I don't know where your genes are, baby.
00:46:32Just calm down.
00:46:33Okay?
00:46:34Come here.
00:46:35Franny.
00:46:36Franny.
00:46:37Franny.
00:46:38Just take it.
00:46:39No, I don't.
00:46:40I have to go.
00:46:41Can you please sit down for one second?
00:46:42We can talk about this?
00:46:43No.
00:46:44I need to go.
00:46:45Franny, sit down.
00:46:46Sit down.
00:46:47Sit down.
00:46:48Sit down.
00:46:49Sit down.
00:46:50It's okay.
00:46:51Huh?
00:46:52It's okay.
00:46:53In the off chance that you're pregnant, right?
00:46:57We can make that decision together.
00:47:01You know?
00:47:03I want to have a baby, so it's...
00:47:07You do?
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:11Of course.
00:47:20Right now?
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:24Soon.
00:47:25Soon?
00:47:26I don't...
00:47:27I feel like we've talked about this.
00:47:28Well, we have not talked about this.
00:47:30You read a list of baby names that I...
00:47:31That list was a joke.
00:47:33Jesus.
00:47:34It was not a joke.
00:47:36That's how you tell me you want to have a baby?
00:47:39If you were pregnant right now, would you keep the baby?
00:47:42No.
00:47:43Why not?
00:47:46We're married.
00:47:47I can want to be married to you and also not want a child.
00:47:49Are you saying to me that you never want to have a child with me?
00:47:52No, that's not what I said.
00:47:53That's not what I said.
00:47:54Why are we even talking about this right now?
00:47:56I'm not gonna have a baby.
00:48:00What do you want?
00:48:02I don't want to fight.
00:48:24Get you your little drop here.
00:48:26I got you.
00:48:31I got you.
00:48:32I got you.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:35That was easy.
00:48:36Now you have x-ray vision.
00:48:38X-ray vision.
00:48:39X-ray vision.
00:48:56Hey.
00:48:57Um.
00:48:58Hi.
00:48:59Haley Turner.
00:49:00This is Dan.
00:49:01Dan Delaney.
00:49:02Do you have a second?
00:49:03I just wanted to talk to you about a Pablo.
00:49:04Is he allowed up on the couch?
00:49:05Hey.
00:49:06Hey.
00:49:07Hey.
00:49:08What are you doing?
00:49:09Uh, I was just gonna finish this and, uh, go home.
00:49:10No.
00:49:11Gavin wants you to run the set.
00:49:12Let's go.
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:15Really?
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:17Really.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Come on.
00:49:20Come on.
00:49:21Come on.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23Come on.
00:49:24Come on.
00:49:25Don't giggle like that.
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:27Yeah.
00:49:28Pablo found a whole slice of pizza in a bush.
00:49:30No way.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32Yeah, the little guy got in this tiny little mouth.
00:49:34He's quite the rascal.
00:49:35He's the big man.
00:49:36Um, I think that's great.
00:49:38I don't know where he's going from now.
00:49:39So, the kid's at a place is getting the old slo.
00:49:41You can come on a place.
00:49:42No.
00:49:43What are you doing?
00:49:44Uh, I was just gonna finish this and, uh, go home.
00:49:46No.
00:49:47Gavin wants you to run the set.
00:49:48Let's go.
00:49:49Really?
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51Really?
00:49:52Okay.
00:49:53He's quite the rascal.
00:49:54He's the biggest rascal in the West, aren't you?
00:49:57Yeah, he's a good boy.
00:49:58I'm so happy that you're taking care of my babies.
00:50:00They're my babies now, too.
00:50:03Dan, are you up?
00:50:06I gotta go shoot my death scene now.
00:50:08Don't I look cute?
00:50:11Very.
00:50:12Bye, Dan.
00:50:13All right, see ya.
00:50:21You're still up, yay.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24Hi.
00:50:25Hello, hey.
00:50:27How are you? How was your day?
00:50:29Good, fine, you know, just fine.
00:50:31Just fine?
00:50:32Yeah, yeah.
00:50:34Yeah, what do you do?
00:50:38Nothing, just, you know, walk the dogs, sort of thing.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:48You wanna know what I did?
00:50:50Sure.
00:50:50I had the craziest day.
00:50:56So we're on our second taping of the night, right?
00:50:59And Gavin makes Noah and I completely rewrite everything we had done the night before.
00:51:04Like, everything.
00:51:05Which is totally crazy because Noah had this great idea that Gavin either never fully understood
00:51:11or understood or understood too well was threatened by and therefore scrapped it before it had the chance to work.
00:51:20I got so mad, but Noah just takes it in this very calm, zen-like way, you know?
00:51:26He has this great attitude of, like, this job doesn't define me.
00:51:29Isn't that a great attitude?
00:51:32I have a bad attitude.
00:51:33I should fix that.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:36Okay, what's wrong?
00:51:57Why don't I ever meet the people that you work with?
00:52:01You come home and you're talking about all these people that I've never met.
00:52:04And you talk about them all the time.
00:52:06So I'd like to meet them at least.
00:52:07Trust me, you do not want to meet Gavin.
00:52:09He's such an idiot.
00:52:10Honestly, you would knock him to his face.
00:52:11You wouldn't be able to handle it.
00:52:13Okay, what about Noah?
00:52:15Meet Noah?
00:52:17You want to meet Noah?
00:52:28We could all do dinner.
00:52:32We should have him and Sally over here for dinner.
00:52:35It'll be like our first dinner party.
00:52:40You want to do that?
00:52:41It'll be fun.
00:52:43Yeah, that sounds good.
00:52:45I like that.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:46Did you know you have a mole on your neck shaped like Florida?
00:53:03Yeah, that's always been there.
00:53:04Franny!
00:53:21Hello?
00:53:22Hey, this place is unbelievable.
00:53:26Hello?
00:53:29Hey, this place is unbelievable. Yeah, it's pretty great, right?
00:53:33This is Sally. Hi. Hi.
00:53:38So nice to meet you. Yeah, I've heard. Yeah, I've heard so much about it.
00:53:44Dan, this is Noah. Nice to meet you.
00:53:48Hey, wow, thank you.
00:53:51Hey, Dan. Sally. So everything's kind of over there.
00:53:56It's just nice. You smell great.
00:53:59This is nice. It's just not, it's just not that much.
00:54:01No. No, it's not.
00:54:03White wine, beers.
00:54:07And of course, an hour before our wedding, all the power along the PCH goes out.
00:54:12No. No way.
00:54:13Yes. So then I lost my mind.
00:54:15I just became a total spaz. I mean, like Bridezilla.
00:54:19I was crying. I was screaming. I may or may not have thrown somebody.
00:54:22No, you only threw my phone against a wall.
00:54:23No, I'm sorry, honey. But I have a good excuse. See, I was completely insane.
00:54:28So what happened? It's, uh, giving me sweats just thinking about it.
00:54:34Noah, God bless him. He sat me down. He dried my cheeks.
00:54:38And he said that he didn't care where or when we got married.
00:54:41Could be in the fucking dark for all he cared.
00:54:43I did not curse on our wedding day.
00:54:45You totally did. And, and you said that nothing could ruin this day because it would always be our day.
00:54:55Wow. That's, that's beautiful.
00:54:58Yeah, it's really beautiful.
00:55:00We should remember that for our wedding.
00:55:03I thought you were married.
00:55:04No, we are. We just, we never had a real wedding.
00:55:06Probably never will.
00:55:09No, we're going to. We're going to. Now that I can afford it, we're going to. I think in March, right?
00:55:13Sure. March is great. Springtime.
00:55:17So, Dan, what is it that you do again?
00:55:19I know you don't get to see Franny very often because she's locked up in duck, duck, goose jail with me.
00:55:24I'm a, I'm a dog walker. That's what I do. I walk dogs.
00:55:27Why did I think that you're an actor? Franny, you told me he was an actor.
00:55:31He is an actor. He's an excellent actor.
00:55:33No, no.
00:55:35Two years ago was the last time I was paid to act, so.
00:55:39Yeah, I'm an excellent actor.
00:55:40Daniel Day-Lewis over here.
00:55:49I'm a consumer consultant.
00:55:54Cool. That's awesome.
00:55:55I'm really sorry about the fish.
00:56:01Oh, no, no.
00:56:02I feel so bad.
00:56:05It was supposed to be like a, like a poached halibut, um, something brown sauce.
00:56:11No, fish is hard.
00:56:12Lemon really helps.
00:56:12Mm-hmm.
00:56:14Yeah, it is, it is hard. That's why I told you you shouldn't try it.
00:56:18Which wasn't very helpful.
00:56:20Well, I set the table.
00:56:22You did.
00:56:22You did set the table.
00:56:24And the forks are on the left side.
00:56:26Oh, babe, will you get more wine?
00:56:39Did I tell you I'm training for a marathon?
00:56:41What?
00:56:42You're becoming one of those people?
00:56:46No, it's awful.
00:56:47It's awful.
00:56:48Uh, I got some, uh, some leftovers if you guys are interested.
00:56:56Leftover chicken from this morning.
00:57:00If you guys want some, it's chicken.
00:57:04Want some honey?
00:57:06Sure.
00:57:06It's for you.
00:57:07Thank you, babe.
00:57:08Mmm.
00:57:08Mmm.
00:57:10You want some?
00:57:11It was really good.
00:57:13I'll have some.
00:57:21That looks good.
00:57:23You don't have to do that.
00:57:24It's fine.
00:57:25Oh, it smells good.
00:57:26You want some?
00:57:27I'm okay, thank you.
00:57:29Sure, it's really delicious.
00:57:30No, I'm really okay.
00:57:32There's dark meat and some light meat, and I don't know.
00:57:34What's the difference between dark meat and light meat?
00:57:36The color.
00:57:37The kind of the, the kind of the chicken.
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41The owner of this house has unbelievable.
00:57:44No, it's gorgeous.
00:57:45I'll send that for her.
00:57:46This is incredible.
00:57:48This is the chick.
00:57:49That's her face.
00:57:50And this is the, her, the inside of her soul.
00:57:54Wait, you gotta read.
00:57:55You gotta wait till you, wait till you get to the poetry.
00:57:57There's verse?
00:57:58This chick, she writes like, she's in these fucking movies, but she writes.
00:58:02This is gorgeous.
00:58:03Like she.
00:58:04These are gorgeous.
00:58:04Gorgeous.
00:58:05These are gorgeous.
00:58:06We should use these.
00:58:07What's her rhyme scheme of choice?
00:58:09I can't wait to say.
00:58:10Hey.
00:58:10Stop, stop that.
00:58:11Don't read, don't read, don't read, don't read, don't read, don't read, don't read.
00:58:13Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:58:14Don't, don't read this.
00:58:15This is, this is private stuff.
00:58:17No one else reads this.
00:58:18We were kidding.
00:58:20This is my job, Franny.
00:58:24I have a job too, you know.
00:58:25I know.
00:58:26Do you?
00:58:27Because you're not treating me with any, people need respect.
00:58:31Huh?
00:58:31People need respect.
00:58:32She needs respect.
00:58:33Everyone needs respect.
00:58:35And on this woman, she's, she's, she's something else, man.
00:58:38She, she gets it.
00:58:40She understands.
00:58:41And, and, and you're making fun.
00:58:44And that's not nice.
00:58:45It's very rude.
00:58:46I, I, I just, I just think it's very, very bad taste.
00:58:49No.
00:58:50Oh, fuck.
00:58:51Oh, damn.
00:58:52Fuck.
00:58:52Hey man, I'm so sorry.
00:58:55Fuck!
00:58:58I'm sorry, babe.
00:59:01And we walk the dogs.
00:59:02On the morning you left, the wind was kind It told us to believe That the strongest
00:59:16of hearts could overcome The length of every mile put between
00:59:28Jesus.
00:59:40Hey.
00:59:41What are you doing?
00:59:44Uh, sorry.
00:59:44I was just, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:59:46I saw this.
00:59:50Now this is some good poetry.
00:59:55What's up?
00:59:56What's up?
00:59:57Are you okay?
00:59:59Uh-huh.
01:00:04Do you ever feel like something?
01:00:09Sometimes everything's just hard.
01:00:18All the time.
01:00:19Do you remember where we work?
01:00:20Here, Celeste.
01:00:29A mermaid found a swimming lad.
01:00:32Victim for her own.
01:00:35Pressed her body to his body.
01:00:37Laughed.
01:00:38And plunging down, forgotten cruel happiness that even lovers drown.
01:00:44How many are you doing?
01:00:53How many are you doing?
01:00:55I hope Dan knows how lucky he is.
01:01:11Thanks for dinner.
01:01:12We'll let ourselves out.
01:01:172nd of groß.
01:01:20So let's work.
01:01:25две Walle.
01:01:25Two times they entertained my head.
01:01:26I've just got it.
01:01:27So let's do the room.
01:01:28I've always loved you.
01:01:29What are you doing?
01:01:30One time is no wonder.
01:01:32A展。
01:01:34I don't know.
01:02:04I don't know.
01:02:34I don't know.
01:03:04I don't know.
01:03:34I don't know.
01:03:35I don't know.
01:03:36I don't know.
01:03:37I don't know.
01:03:38I don't know.
01:03:39I don't know.
01:03:40I don't know.
01:03:41I don't know.
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43I don't know.
01:03:44I don't know.
01:03:45I don't know.
01:03:46I don't know.
01:03:47I don't know.
01:03:48I don't know.
01:03:49I don't know.
01:03:50I don't know.
01:03:51I don't know.
01:03:52I don't know.
01:03:53I don't know.
01:03:54I don't know.
01:03:55I don't know.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57I don't know.
01:03:58I don't know.
01:03:59I don't know.
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:01I don't know.
01:04:02I don't know.
01:04:03I don't know.
01:04:04I don't know.
01:04:05I don't know.
01:04:06I don't know.
01:04:07I don't know.
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:09I'm hoping that.
01:04:10Um.
01:04:11What?
01:04:12What?
01:04:13What?
01:04:14We can, um, go to my apartment.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:33You're right here?
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:39It's okay.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:46I hear tits.
01:04:48Um, wait a second.
01:04:51What?
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53There, there.
01:04:57Is that all right?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59Okay.
01:04:59Okay.
01:05:00Okay.
01:05:02Is that all right?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:08Yeah?
01:05:09This is good, right?
01:05:10Yeah.
01:05:11It's what we want.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:13I'm still building.
01:05:22Okay.
01:05:24Okay.
01:05:28Oh.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:41Yeah, I'm gonna come.
01:05:42Don't come in.
01:05:43Okay, okay.
01:05:44Okay, okay.
01:05:45Okay.
01:05:46Okay.
01:05:47Sorry.
01:05:48Sorry.
01:05:49I'm sorry.
01:05:50I'm sorry.
01:05:51I'm sorry.
01:05:52Okay.
01:05:53Oh shit.
01:05:56That's...
01:05:57Here.
01:05:58Sorry.
01:05:59Go ahead.
01:06:00Okay.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:03Okay.
01:06:04Okay.
01:06:05Okay.
01:06:06Okay.
01:06:07Okay.
01:06:08Okay.
01:06:09Okay.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:15Wow.
01:06:16It's a whole process, huh?
01:06:18Yeah.
01:06:19Okay.
01:06:20Okay.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:22Okay.
01:06:27You'll shoot me a text though, right?
01:06:29When you're back, just so I know you're okay?
01:06:32Yeah.
01:06:33Okay.
01:06:40Let me play.
01:06:41Okay.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Okay, I'll give you aographic present.
01:06:44Bye.
01:06:46Both I just...
01:06:48I'm sorry.
01:06:49Okay,
01:06:50I'm sorry,icity.
01:06:51WhateverМ ass you got away.
01:06:53Okay.
01:06:54Okay, let me okay up the bell.
01:06:56I'm sorry, Peyabi.
01:06:58Okay, let me know you.
01:07:00Two.
01:07:01That's right.
01:07:02Oh wait.
01:07:03Come on...
01:07:05You off?
01:07:06I'll...
01:07:07You did are like what I can.
01:07:38Franny?
01:07:52Where were you?
01:07:56On on a walk.
01:08:02Tonight was the worst.
01:08:06I knew.
01:08:08I know. I'm sorry. That was my fault.
01:08:11It wasn't my fault.
01:08:26What's with you and that diary?
01:08:27Nothing.
01:08:43What's with you and that guy?
01:08:44What's with you and that guy?
01:08:51Nothing.
01:08:52Hey.
01:08:53Don't cry. Come here.
01:08:53Don't cry. Come here, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:08:59Hey. Don't cry. Come here. Don't cry. Come here, baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:09:14I'm sorry, too.
01:09:18It's okay. I love you.
01:09:24I love you, too.
01:09:30I love you.
01:09:33Ow. Ow. Yeah, be careful, because I hurt my nose.
01:09:37That's for you.
01:09:38I love you, too.
01:09:39I love you, too.
01:09:39I love you, too.
01:09:40I love you, too.
01:09:41I love you, too.
01:09:42I love you, too.
01:09:43I love you, too.
01:09:44I love you, too.
01:09:45I love you, too.
01:09:46I love you, too.
01:09:47I love you, too.
01:09:48I love you, too.
01:09:49I love you, too.
01:09:50I love you, too.
01:09:51I love you, too.
01:09:52I love you, too.
01:09:53I love you, too.
01:09:54I love you, too.
01:09:55I love you, too.
01:09:56Mm-hmm.
01:10:00Uh-huh.
01:10:03Shoot it, shoot it.
01:10:12Are you okay?
01:10:26Uh-huh.
01:10:56No, not a choreographer. Like an actual...
01:11:13Anyway, can we just find something else besides a v-neck?
01:11:18No, I'm not being funny. Please. Just, like, something, something slimming.
01:11:23Yeah, I don't care. He doesn't look good in courts.
01:11:26You can tell him from me. It's not the lighting, it's his face.
01:11:28Trust me. Orzo is not gluten-free.
01:11:31I don't care what he's telling you.
01:11:33Tatering is absolute garbage. We need more sandwiches.
01:11:37Bye.
01:11:41Hello.
01:11:43Hi.
01:11:45How are you?
01:11:47I'm good. Um...
01:11:49How'd you sleep?
01:11:55Um, I slept great. How about you?
01:11:58Good. Good.
01:12:05Uh, so...
01:12:07Last night, I...
01:12:09I have to get these revisions to, uh, Gavin ASAP.
01:12:11Cool.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:14But I'll see you later, okay?
01:12:15How's keys?
01:12:16Uh, eye drops? Medicine?
01:12:17Yep, that's it, boys. I think that's it.
01:12:20Uh, so in an hour, your mom's gonna be back.
01:12:22And, uh...
01:12:23That's it. Then I'll be gone.
01:12:24Uh, so in an hour, your mom's gonna be back.
01:12:25And, uh...
01:12:27That's it. Then I'll be... gone.
01:12:29Uh!
01:12:31Uh...
01:12:54Hm.
01:12:56I don't know.
01:13:26Oh.
01:13:48Hey. Oh my God.
01:13:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't...
01:13:51Oh, uh, who are you?
01:13:54What are you doing here?
01:13:56Oh, I'm the, uh, I'm the dog sitter.
01:13:58Who are you?
01:13:59I'm here to take care of the dogs.
01:14:01Haley said you'd be gone.
01:14:05Yeah, yep.
01:14:07Yep, that's where I'm going.
01:14:09Um, I'm going now.
01:14:11Um, I gave, uh, uh, Pablo his high drops,
01:14:15and I fed both the dogs.
01:14:17It's here.
01:14:31Stupid.
01:14:32Good.
01:14:33Good.
01:14:34Good.
01:14:35Good.
01:14:37Good.
01:14:38Literally.
01:14:39Good.
01:14:40Good.
01:14:41Good.
01:14:43Yeah.
01:14:44ли
01:15:07Are you happy?
01:15:31Yeah.
01:15:37That's why it's clean.
01:16:07Okay.
01:16:15Love you.
01:16:17Love you, too.
01:16:21Love you, too.
01:16:46This girl is getting married tomorrow!
01:17:16This girl is getting married tomorrow!
01:17:32It's time for you to go home!
01:18:00No, I don't. I'm going to stay here.
01:18:12You look so pretty.
01:18:16You look so pretty.
01:18:28You look so pretty.
01:18:44You look so pretty.
01:19:00You look so pretty.
01:19:16You look so pretty.
01:19:32You look so pretty.
01:19:46You look so pretty.
01:20:02You look so pretty.
01:20:04Everything's fine.
01:20:06I'm just stressed, which is normal.
01:20:10Everyone's stressed.
01:20:12Shh, just take a deep breath.
01:20:14Maybe it's just like the first year of marriage is the hardest, you know?
01:20:30Like that old saying.
01:20:32And again in a few years, I'll look back at it and laugh.
01:20:38Baby, look at me.
01:20:40That saying's bullshit.
01:20:42The first year should be your best.
01:20:44If it wasn't, none of us would stick around.
01:20:46Because it only gets harder.
01:20:48Much harder.
01:20:50That's horrible.
01:20:52Life is horrible.
01:20:54You should be busting at the seams right now.
01:21:06No.
01:21:08I feel really stupid.
01:21:12Oh, no, baby.
01:21:14No.
01:21:16I just feel bad.
01:21:18Oh, no, sweetheart.
01:21:20No.
01:21:26You didn't help me enough as a kid.
01:21:28I think that's why I have so many problems.
01:21:32Really?
01:21:38Really?
01:22:02Yeah.
01:22:10You didn't have to do too much stuff.
01:22:12You must enjoy me.
01:22:14You didn't work smaller than me, sister.
01:22:16You made a message across a person, right?
01:22:18You told me what you would like.
01:22:20Your father died, and you were like, boy.
01:22:22I'm not recording.
01:22:24You always have to England.
01:22:26I chose a symbol for you.
01:22:28You didn't have to enter Expanded It.
01:22:30You didn't have a symbol for you.
01:22:31I was a bad wife.
01:22:51I think I was a bad wife too.
01:23:01I was a bad wife.
01:23:19I wasn't at this time.
01:23:20Well, you know, we didn't have a wife.
01:23:24Hey, guys.
01:23:25Hello.
01:23:26I'm so bad at this.
01:23:28Hi, thank you all for being here for our wedding party,
01:23:34for a wedding that already happened.
01:23:36We like to do everything backwards.
01:23:48But that's not the only reason why we're here.
01:23:51Yeah, there's something else that we need to tell you.
01:23:58We don't want to be married anymore.
01:24:04We tried it, and it wasn't for us.
01:24:08Um...
01:24:13We tried.
01:24:16Don't know if you don't try.
01:24:21To Franny.
01:24:25Cheers! Cheers!
01:24:28Cheers!
01:24:30Cheers!
01:24:32Cheers!
01:24:34Cheers!
01:24:35Cheers, love you guys!
01:24:38Cheers.
01:24:45Cheers.
01:24:49Cheers!
01:24:53Cheers!
01:25:53This is my game to play, right or wrong.
01:25:59I'll play it my way.
01:26:02And if I make mistakes, it's my own heart that breaks.
01:26:07I've got to find my way of life, myself alone.
01:26:14I only have one life to live.
01:26:21I only have one love to give.
01:26:25No matter what he is, he touches me and makes me his.
01:26:34Oh, yeah.
01:26:35Now we're in love.
01:26:36I only have one life to live.
01:26:42And I'm going to live.
01:26:44I only have one love to give.
01:26:47And I'm going to give it.
01:26:50No matter what he is, he touches me and makes me his.
01:26:56Oh, yeah.
01:26:57Now we're in love.
01:26:58I don't know what changes time they bring.
01:27:18But right now, today's the important thing.
01:27:24Together come what may.
01:27:27We welcome each new day.
01:27:30With love to be your God in life.
01:27:33To make it through.
01:27:35Tomorrow, tomorrow, I only have one life to live.
01:27:41And I'm going to live it.
01:27:43I only have one love to give.
01:27:47And I'm going to give it.
01:27:49No matter what he is, he touches me and makes me his.
01:27:56I know I'm his.
01:27:59And he is mine.
01:28:01And I know I'm his.
01:28:04And he is mine.
01:28:06I know I'm his.
01:28:13I know I love you.
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