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  • 6/24/2025
Ashley asks for a divorce, watching as the good-natured Carey runs to his friends, Julie and Paul, for support. He’s | dG1fVnJkU1FTTEQ2M1E
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00:01By the way, Julie and I had sex last night.
00:07Now when I get divorced.
00:09Please don't say that.
00:11I'm unfaithful.
00:13I've been unfaithful.
00:15Just one time?
00:17Two?
00:19Please don't make me count. Three?
00:24Carrie!
00:30You okay?
00:34No.
00:35You have any water?
00:38I don't want to get a divorce.
00:40No one does.
00:41She does.
00:42Divorce isn't that big a deal.
00:45I read a book.
00:46It was an article.
00:47Whatever. We're open.
00:48Are you talking with me right now?
00:50We are not monogamous.
01:00By the way, Julie and I had sex last night.
01:04Together.
01:17Are you fucking kidding me?
01:19No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
01:21I slept with someone too.
01:22Oh, you did?
01:23Yeah, and it was good, so it's all good.
01:24It was good?
01:25You don't even have to talk about it.
01:26You guys are so inspiring.
01:28I hope I'm this mature when I'm your age.
01:30We're not that old. Go to bed.
01:35Okay, is it something specific?
01:36Because I've been working out.
01:41I don't want to have sex with you either, Ashley.
01:43Okay? I just want my wife back.
01:44Kyle, why does everything have to be so complicated?
01:46I'm not that bad-looking.
01:47I'm telling you, this kind of shit happens all the time, Ian.
01:51We can clap.
01:54Thank you, let's clap.
01:58What the fuck?
02:04Oh, God.
02:06This is normal, right?
02:07People go through stuff like this in the first year of marriage.
02:11No.
02:18What are you guys doing?
02:19I don't know.
02:29I don't know.
02:30I don't know.
02:31What am I doing?

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