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Three guys find a space alien in the woods and attempt to sell it to a tabloid TV show, with disastrous results. | dG1fQ0ZBRWtaRzhSRFE
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00:00Welcome to Spanky's.
00:03Gonna take your fuckin' order.
00:04I hate to spoil cocktail hour here, but you're in Tinseltown no more.
00:10He's starting work tomorrow.
00:11You are a stupid, stupid man!
00:14Hey, how about we go camping this weekend?
00:16Hike up to Balcock Lake, get way out of town, you look like you could use a break.
00:20The deer's all gone.
00:22That was our entire ration till the 15th of next month.
00:26Well, we keep going anyways.
00:27Next round, we're playing for dares.
00:29Slow man has to put Tonka's paw in his mouth.
00:47There's no way.
00:53No, no, no, no, don't run, don't run, let's show them, we're friends.
00:56Welcome to my planet.
00:59We're selling him.
01:00You can't do that.
01:01Sure we can.
01:02We'll just post him on eBay.
01:03Earth's first contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life, and what did you do?
01:04We can thank him!
01:05Yeah!
01:06How much is he worth?
01:07We want to sell him to a TV show.
01:08You can't sell him.
01:09You're not even going to live to see the sun come up.
01:12I said how to live to see the sun come up.
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15No!
01:16No!
01:17No!
01:18No!
01:19No!
01:20No!
01:21No!
01:22What were you doing?
01:23It was regenerating, it was coming back to life.
01:24I'm telling you, this thing is a killing machine.
01:25Forget Blake, grab the alien.
01:26You have to let him go.
01:27You have to let him go.
01:28I'm dead!
01:29No!
01:30No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40No!
01:41No!
01:42No!
01:43No!
01:44No!
01:45No!
01:46No!
01:47No!
01:48No!
01:49No!
01:50No!
01:51No!
01:52No!
01:53No!
01:54No!
01:55What's going after Place vorgePRs?
01:56Don't look how cool.
01:57All grown, Twent 11, two hambers nessa.
02:01ers five women.
02:03Just so you know, the toilet is out of order.
02:05Don't look good, let eat the Deb.
02:10No, no!
02:11Double or nothing.
02:14What?
02:15How can we do double or nothing?
02:18Low man puts the dog's balls in his mouth.
02:20Holy crap, Timbo, he's actually doing it!
02:26Gentlemen, we are going to have beer money for the rest of our lives.
02:41We are going to have beer money for the rest of our lives.
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