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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:45I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:03Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:10Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:16taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Nothing wrong with me.
00:03:40Nothing wrong with me.
00:03:40Nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Okay.
00:03:50Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:14Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:21When did you get home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:38Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:08But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:35The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:02You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church, to pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:40It's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Aw.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse.
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25Woody.
00:07:25Woody.
00:07:26What?
00:07:28Ah!
00:07:30How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Ah.
00:07:49Damn it.
00:07:51Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:08:07Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making beasts with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign.
00:08:56At church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:20Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:29He's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:37Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40Um, I was wondering.
00:09:41We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:47Sure.
00:09:47Sure.
00:09:48Sure.
00:09:48Sure.
00:09:48Sure.
00:09:49Sure.
00:09:49Sure.
00:09:50Sure.
00:09:50Sure.
00:09:51Sure.
00:09:51Sure.
00:09:52Sure.
00:09:52Sure.
00:09:53Sure.
00:09:53Sure.
00:09:54Sure.
00:09:54Sure.
00:09:55Sure.
00:09:55Sure.
00:09:56Sure.
00:09:56Sure.
00:09:57Sure.
00:09:57Sure.
00:09:58Sure.
00:09:58Well, the house looks done.
00:10:01Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:03We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:07Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years.
00:10:21Ever since catechism.
00:10:22What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:23I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25My soulmate.
00:10:26Chris?
00:10:27Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:29I mean-
00:10:30What?
00:10:31No.
00:10:32Chris is perfect.
00:10:33He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:36Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:37It's a sign.
00:10:38Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major sign.
00:10:40What?
00:10:41He does not.
00:10:42Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:10:43He looks just like Justin Bieber with a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of
00:11:02Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:04He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:06With a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:08and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:10Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:12Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:26I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:32You're so perfect.
00:12:00You're so perfect.
00:12:02I need to put it over
00:12:04in the bus.
00:12:12Water bucketing.
00:12:14We can't work.
00:12:16We can't work.
00:12:18Other than the above ones.
00:12:19They post school.
00:12:20They had to cart a team.
00:12:22The 방법 about who
00:12:23could put them to a boss and
00:12:24make what came when they made.
00:12:26Get gas before we went.
00:12:27I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:57Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:27Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me. It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:42I'm going to script.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:47It's stupid.
00:13:48Just screw him.
00:13:49That's what he wants.
00:13:50That's what all guys want.
00:13:51Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:53Oh, Christ.
00:13:54Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:56Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:13:59not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:01You're an idiot.
00:14:02A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:07Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet!
00:14:16I love it!
00:14:18Um...
00:14:19You should put that down, though,
00:14:20because it's, like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:24Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:27Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:31Mmm.
00:14:50Whoa!
00:14:51Oh, jeez.
00:14:52Whoa!
00:14:53Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Jeez!
00:15:00Oh, fuck!
00:15:03Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill!
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:09No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:15but be careful, it stings.
00:15:16And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Oh, okay, come on.
00:15:28Ha, ha, ha!
00:15:29Poster, such a beauty!
00:15:30Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:33All right, sorry.
00:15:34Are you okay now?
00:15:35Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:38See you later.
00:15:40All right.
00:15:42I can't believe you have heard of this.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Oh!
00:15:45Jake!
00:15:46Hi!
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:13And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:48Woo!
00:16:49Woo!
00:16:55Look at the truth.
00:16:56Look at the dare me.
00:17:00Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05I do!
00:17:05Move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08OK.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the move.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21OK.
00:17:23Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:28Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:44I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:23Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:34Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet around.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just guys.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:59No.
00:18:59He does not have gay face.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:04I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:34Yeah, my favorite chapter is a song in Galore.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Um, in private?
00:19:47No.
00:19:48Oh.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to.
00:20:18Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just, I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Batman.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:03Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him
00:21:19up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over
00:21:31each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty, beneath
00:21:42that hot, hot sun.
00:21:44And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:47I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much
00:22:04for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:06So...
00:22:08We're going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you through these ones.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30All right, focus.
00:22:30Focus, focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:32Focus.
00:22:33Focus.
00:22:33Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Two, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:17you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:29Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33The only way you're going to leave me.
00:23:38Out!
00:23:39Everyone out!
00:23:41Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:21Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:24I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay, fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:25Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:47Oh!
00:25:49Boozeye!
00:25:51Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:57Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:26Ah!
00:26:27What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:49Nice shot!
00:26:52Direct hit!
00:26:55Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:26I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:56Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:07and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Re- I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:17and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:28Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter,
00:28:37better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:41Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:53He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56Spuddy.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't...
00:29:12fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:24If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:48I don't know.
00:29:48Well, trust me, it's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01You're okay enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:18Thanks.
00:30:41Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:10I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Erica, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:24Jake!
00:31:25So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It, like, monkey bonin' and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh, oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah, you know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure, I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:05I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just...
00:32:15You're so...
00:32:17You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay, um, uh, no Cassine.
00:32:23Right, um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:34Oh, wow, uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is, I just, like, right over here.
00:33:02Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:03It's where I see it.
00:33:04Um, let me just, uh, got it.
00:33:07Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, I, um...
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:11Here, do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:26Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right, just, um, pull it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez, uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help me, help.
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:47Oh, jeez.
00:33:48Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:55Oh, jeez.
00:33:58Yeah.
00:34:03How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I'm not a beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:18So are you weird?
00:34:19Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22Take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:25Bad girl, bad friends.
00:34:28What?
00:34:29Bad girl, nothing can't get a sleep.
00:34:31What?
00:34:32What?
00:34:33What?
00:34:34Can I get a bad girl?
00:34:35Do it?
00:34:36It's a Sawyer, I know.
00:34:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:42Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:34:52Finally.
00:34:52I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22OK.
00:35:23I mean, I want you to get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:37Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:52OK.
00:36:12Ah!
00:36:12Ah!
00:36:14Ah!
00:36:15Ah!
00:36:16Ah!
00:36:17Ah!
00:36:18Ah.
00:36:19Ah.
00:36:21Ah!
00:36:22Ah!
00:36:22What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:32Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Huh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:47Ow, my god.
00:36:49Draw, draw, draw.
00:36:51What, what, what?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:56Lock, lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:03Are you OK?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11I, it's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:18You sure you're OK?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21OK, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:35I'm going to come.
00:37:36Are you ready?
00:37:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:39No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:41Lexi!
00:37:41Lexi!
00:37:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Thanks, Lexi.
00:37:52Oh, no means no.
00:37:53Huh?
00:37:54Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:56It's been a really long time and I just, I haven't mastered anything.
00:37:58I don't care if anything.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How are you doing?
00:38:10How's it going? Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:14Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:23What's up, bro?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:33Lex, babe. Still waiting.
00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:46Damn it. I'm gonna save something to that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:51You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:58I'm so sorry! I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:39:21Meow!
00:39:23What the hell?
00:39:25I can't crash!
00:39:26Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass!
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:42Oh, man!
00:39:43I love this game!
00:39:44Where's the controllers?
00:39:45We gotta play.
00:39:46Here, here, here, here.
00:39:47Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:49Whoa!
00:39:51Whoa!
00:39:52Whoa!
00:39:53Look at this!
00:39:55Whoa, wow, wow!
00:39:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
00:39:58Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:40:01Hey, dude, nice shot!
00:40:02Oh
00:40:18Hey dude nice shot was it me?
00:40:25Whoa
00:40:32You found the grenade launcher nice nice
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller
00:40:58Whoa
00:41:00You are the controller
00:41:02No I just
00:41:04I didn't I swear
00:41:06I
00:41:16All right
00:41:18Hey Sue
00:41:22It's okay um
00:41:24Hey Sue
00:41:30Hey didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:32Yeah I just needed to
00:41:34Um
00:41:36Oh sure
00:41:38Listen Sue I
00:41:40I was rethinking what I said earlier
00:41:42You were?
00:41:44You mean
00:41:46Yeah
00:41:48You mean
00:41:50Yeah
00:41:54So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:56Can we go get a drink?
00:42:02Wow um your toilet's really
00:42:04Oh you
00:42:06You know what I gotta go
00:42:08Um happy birthday
00:42:10No there wasn't I didn't
00:42:12Oh god never mind
00:42:26This was the worst idea ever
00:42:28Never going to have sex
00:42:30Ow
00:42:50Hello a little attention here
00:42:52Oh yeah sorry
00:42:54Lex
00:42:56Don't be selfish
00:42:58Oh right
00:43:00Sorry
00:43:02Oh
00:43:04Oh
00:43:06Jeez
00:43:08Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:10Too much fucking multitasking
00:43:12Screw it
00:43:14Ah
00:43:16Jeez
00:43:18Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking
00:43:22Screw it
00:43:32Ah
00:43:34Ah
00:43:40Oh
00:43:42Ha ha ha
00:43:44Ha ha ha
00:43:45Ha ha ha
00:43:50Uh
00:43:52Oh
00:43:53Oh
00:43:54Oh
00:43:55Oh
00:43:57Oh
00:43:58Oh
00:43:59Oh
00:44:00Oh
00:44:01Oh
00:44:02No
00:44:03Oh
00:44:04That was bad
00:44:05That was
00:44:06So bad
00:44:07So bad
00:44:10Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-oh.
00:44:40I think this falls through, it's true, it's yes, I'm completely concerned, come with
00:44:43breeze after me.
00:45:00Hello.
00:45:01Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:06A nun.
00:45:07Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:09Please hold.
00:45:10Thank goodness.
00:45:111-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:12How may I be of service?
00:45:13It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:14I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:15One day.
00:45:16Ow!
00:45:17Is that too long?
00:45:18Is that too long?
00:45:19I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:20Go on.
00:45:21Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:25Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.
00:45:26What's her problem?
00:45:27A washing machine touched her.
00:45:32Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:33All right, freak, time's up.
00:45:34What?
00:45:35But what do I do?
00:45:36Just unplug the thing.
00:45:37No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:38Well, then be happy.
00:45:39You found the perfect man.
00:45:40I'm serious.
00:45:41Look, honey, you seem like a nice娘.
00:45:42How and I know you don't have her.
00:45:43Now that you guys
00:46:10so I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:19It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:36Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:46How do you know all that?
00:46:48Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would have thunk?
00:47:04Revenge sex, what a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:08Yeah, I admit it, I've got no game.
00:47:13I guess I can scare you, I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Fucking douchebag.
00:47:21Damn it.
00:47:22I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:28What?
00:47:29What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:38If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like, we used all our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:06All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:11Jeremy.
00:48:12Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:14Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:18It's Jones.
00:48:20Jeremy Jones.
00:48:22This all makes sense.
00:48:23Excuse me.
00:48:25Jeremy.
00:48:26Hi.
00:48:27Who's on the phone?
00:48:28Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:30No meter.
00:48:32Oh, no.
00:48:33No meter.
00:48:34No meter.
00:48:35No meter.
00:48:36No meter.
00:48:37No meter.
00:48:37It'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:54Oh.
00:48:55Hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:49:01Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:27How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:31Sit.
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:32Oh, you mean me?
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:33Oh, you mean me?
00:49:34Roll over.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me?
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me?
00:49:49Oh, how do you, how do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53Oh, I'm, I...
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:17See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh.
00:50:26You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:33Oh.
00:50:46Mmm.
00:50:47Peanut butter.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:08You know, man?
00:51:33Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:35My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Dude, my chips.
00:51:39Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:41My chips.
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:51:57Come on, let me do this.
00:52:03Go away.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:06I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:13You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:30I see some dust over here.
00:52:32There's so much dust on this floor.
00:52:39It's just a dirty floor.
00:52:41It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45I think I got all that.
00:53:07I'm just going to see you home.
00:53:15Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ow.
00:53:25Fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke an email.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys, I need to go back.
00:53:45Where's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:14Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:35Oh, no.
00:54:36You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:39JJ, I'm, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:54I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:10Oh.
00:55:10We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:22Before she gets here.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:23Perfect.
00:55:23Let's do it.
00:55:36Fuck me.
00:55:37Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:48It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We pulled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came, like, four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foreplay.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:38I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:41We'll go, team.
00:56:44What?
00:56:47Just keep going.
00:56:52Jeremy.
00:56:53Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:06Hi.
00:57:07We were just, you know, from here.
00:57:08Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:21You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:31Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:42What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:47Well, no more.
00:57:48That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:58:00Come on, man.
00:58:05Cheryl.
00:58:20Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:26What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:34Nothing.
00:58:34Just this lying guy and his dog and...
00:58:38Honey, it's going to be okay.
00:58:41No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That lying cheating bastard.
00:58:52Yes.
00:58:53He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:10A big piece of it.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might want to...
00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:17Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20I know.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:28I'm sorry.
00:59:28I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:50Hey, um...
00:59:56Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
01:00:00Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:05and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:10I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:18Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:23that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:30and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:48Happy birthday.
01:00:50Oh, I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:12Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:30Oh.
01:01:31Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God.
01:01:34Sorry.
01:01:34Damn it, not again.
01:01:34Oh, no.
01:01:35Honey, happy...
01:01:37What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:42Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:01:49Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:53I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:03or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please.
01:02:19Please, just go.
01:02:19Just go.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do...
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:37Right.
01:02:39That all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:59Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:07Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:10I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:14Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how soon did.
01:03:25I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32Dude, you suck it!
01:03:35Dude, suck it!
01:03:37What the...
01:03:38Come out of here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:43Don't be fused on me.
01:03:48Don't tease in my car, either.
01:03:50Right, set, break, dot.
01:03:52I might need a vacation.
01:03:55Vacation, vacation.
01:03:58Take this information through your head.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:13Every possible object.
01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:30I told you he was gay.
01:04:31Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:35I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:44Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:51Wanna go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:54I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:01For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:06Why?
01:05:07Do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:09Oh.
01:05:10Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:15Love him.
01:05:20Shut it.
01:05:21You wanna do it?
01:05:22I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:23I wanna get married.
01:05:24You wanna do it?
01:05:25I've heard, I've heard, I've heard.
01:05:26I'll never finish it.
01:05:27Fine.
01:05:28Let's go grab some food.
01:05:30You wanna break it back?
01:05:31Yes.
01:05:32And let's go grab some food.
01:05:33You wanna get married.
01:05:35I'm gonna get married.
01:05:36I'm gonna go take it.
01:05:37I'm gonna go take it.
01:05:38I'm gonna go take it.
01:05:39You're taking me.
01:05:40No, no way.
01:06:10Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:33It's you.
01:06:35I've been waiting for you.
01:06:37J.J.?
01:06:40Jolana.
01:07:07J.J.
01:07:09J.J.
01:07:10J.J.
01:07:11J.J.
01:07:12J.J.
01:07:15J.J.
01:07:16J.J.
01:07:17J.J.
01:07:18J.J.
01:07:19J.J.
01:07:22J.J.
01:07:23J.J.
01:07:24J.J.
01:07:25J.J.
01:07:28J.J.
01:07:29J.J.
01:07:30J.J.
01:07:33J.J.
01:07:34J.J.
01:07:35J.J.
01:07:36J.J.
01:07:37J.J.
01:07:38J.J.
01:07:39J.J.
01:07:40J.J.
01:07:41J.J.
01:07:42That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:51He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:59Whose?
01:08:00Eric's.
01:08:01Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:08I have to go see him.
01:08:12Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:261-900-confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:35I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:37Oh, sure.
01:08:39It's 271.
01:08:41Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:47Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like, take you back?
01:08:52Sure, hon.
01:08:53Why not?
01:08:55As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:58Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:04Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:09:08Sister?
01:09:09Can I get up now?
01:09:11I really got to pee.
01:09:13No!
01:09:13Hush your trap!
01:09:14Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:20I will.
01:09:22Thanks.
01:09:26Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheathucker!
01:09:29Mwuh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh.
01:09:31.
01:09:45Eric, wait.
01:09:49Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning,
01:10:00but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:10:03I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:09Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:14And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:19and he's all over these pink hair.
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:22Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:25Oh, wow.
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, this is my sister, Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi.
01:10:32Nice to meet you.
01:10:36Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days
01:10:41when I get back?
01:10:43Yeah, sure.
01:10:49Oh.
01:10:51Sorry, no kissing, right.
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:54Mm.
01:10:55Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:15I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:21I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:29She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:33At least this birthday's over.
01:11:52At least this birthday's over.
01:12:05Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:09I mean, if you could just...
01:12:11I don't know, like send me a sign?
01:12:22I don't know.
01:12:42Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:44Do you know where the church is?
01:12:46It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:48Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:50Or used to go to.
01:12:52Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:00Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:16Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so.
01:13:22But thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue. What's yours?
01:13:27Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:30Si.
01:13:33Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:46Huh?
01:13:47Oh!
01:13:50Oh my God.
01:13:53Oh!
01:13:58Oh!
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:01Uh!
01:14:02Oh!
01:14:04Son!
01:14:06Devnent!
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