00:00Mama's expecting us at 7. You don't have to come, you know.
00:07Forgo the opportunity to see the rump remnants of six extinct Sicilian noble families divide up three centuries worth of modern antiques.
00:17Why are you lying underneath the car?
00:21I hope the brakes on the car run out and the car runs over me, okay?
00:24Tristana, you come out from under that car right now.
00:27Why should I?
00:28Tristana, get out from under there. We need to divide up the furniture.
00:34This chandelier hung in the villa.
00:38Well, what happened to them, Mama?
00:40They took their own lives. Suicides.
00:43Oh God, how depressing.
00:45Does anybody want to get ice cream?
00:47Tristana, how are you feeling?
00:50I'm depressed. How do you think I feel?
00:53Do you want me to lie? That would be fine.
00:56Just what I always wanted. My family together.
01:02Aren't we here to divide the furniture?
01:05I want the chandelier.
01:06No, it's mine. I want it fair and square.
01:09Mama sent the chandelier to stay with the house.
01:11What are you doing?
01:13Trying to kill myself. What does it look like I'm doing?
01:15You can't do that.
01:16Why not?
01:17You have so much to live for.
01:18Oh yeah, like what?
01:19Oh well, thinking about other beautiful antiques.
01:21My antiques.
01:22Oh, get out of me!
01:24Wow.
01:26Package from America.
01:28Panties.
01:30Panties.
01:32Annie the Amish girl?
01:34I had a told you we were going to do this as well.
01:37Having the whole family together and go.
01:40Go On.
01:46No, break it. There it is!
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