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Parade
  • 6/20/2025
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00:00You was rocking the D.A.R.E shirt.
00:01Exactly! My mom was a D.A.R.E. instructor.
00:11So like, we each have to answer it?
00:14We can both answer, yeah.
00:15Read it aloud for us.
00:16What's one luxury you indulge in that your childhood self would never believe?
00:22All the weed I spoke.
00:26Probably eating caviar.
00:28Like, on a yacht.
00:30I sound like a douche.
00:32But no, it's just, I did that, I got to do that with my wife on our honeymoon.
00:36You do love caviar.
00:37Yeah, but I did, I'm from the hood.
00:39I grew up so broke, I never, caviar, fish eggs, gross.
00:44You know what I'm saying?
00:45That's not a, yeah, what about you?
00:46Yeah, I smoke hella weed, I love weed.
00:48But you smoked weed when you were young.
00:49No, no, no, not when I was a kid.
00:51My younger self, what that s*** says.
00:53What does it say?
00:54Okay.
00:55One of those that your childhood stuff.
00:56When I was a kid I thought weed was really bad.
00:58Oh, so you was rocking the D.A.R.E. shirt.
01:00Exactly.
01:01My mom was a D.A.R.E. instructor person type s***.
01:04So I thought the s*** was going to kill his s*** when I did it.
01:07But when I finally did it.
01:09You know what his dance were?
01:11Don't, hold on, dare to keep kids off drugs.
01:14What is it?
01:15Drug abuse resistance education.
01:17Oh, there's a song.
01:18Drug abuse resistance education.
01:23Alright.
01:24Next question.
01:25What's up?
01:28It ain't the lottery.
01:29Come on.
01:31Give me one though, hold on a second.
01:37Don't f*** it up.
01:38You gotta make sure you read smart.
01:39What's your least favorite song on the top 100 right now?
01:42I wouldn't even know what's on the f***.
01:44I wouldn't even know what's on the f***.
01:45I'd be f***ing in a thundercat.
01:46You know what I'm saying?
01:47You know what I'm saying?
01:48You're a thundercat all day.
01:49You know what I'm saying?
01:50I don't know what the least favorite song on the top 100.
01:52You know some MF Doom.
01:53You know what I'm saying?
01:54You know what I'm saying?
01:55Some JPEG Mafia.
01:56You know what I mean?
01:57That's a weird question.
01:58Yeah, that s*** kind of trash.
01:59Can we get another one?
02:00Oh.
02:01Wait.
02:02Cause we don't know?
02:03Well, you don't know.
02:04Oh, okay great.
02:05Yeah, we don't.
02:06We don't know.
02:07That would be a deal, but you just have to hold it up for a pic.
02:11Like you're a guy on hinge.
02:12Okay, let's do it.
02:13Do you know what I'm talking about?
02:14Like together?
02:15Hinged?
02:16That's a date nap?
02:17Just one of us?
02:18Yeah, you'll do it together.
02:19They hold the fish up on a date nap?
02:20I think you need to do one more just for gunsies.
02:21Okay, cool.
02:22But yeah, you did fail, so.
02:23Alright, you ready?
02:24Here, let's look at it like this.
02:25Cradle it.
02:26Does it look like a dick?
02:30Okay.
02:31Alright, last one.
02:32The fish.
02:37When did you peak in life so far?
02:41What?
02:42What does that even mean?
02:43So far.
02:44I mean, you could peak again, but some people are like, oh my gosh, high school was the coolest.
02:51Man, this movie is the coolest shit in the world ever, bro.
02:54Yeah, so that's your answer?
02:55That's the dumbest shit I ever did in my life.
02:57Paradise Records, baby.
02:58Alright, mine is probably right now, but at home with my family.
03:05That's my favorite.
03:06My kids, I wake up every day and I see my kids and my beautiful wife.
03:11It's the shit.
03:12I wake up in paradise every single day.
03:14Hell yeah.
03:15So I'm really lucky.
03:16Paradise, no pun intended.
03:17It is nice over there.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Can we do another one?
03:20Sure.
03:21Alright, cool.
03:22This is fun.
03:23Alright.
03:24Sorry.
03:26Say the n-word.
03:27What?
03:29What's your signature scent?
03:31I got on Valentino right now.
03:32First of all, it's weed smoke, number one.
03:35That's the worst.
03:36Yeah, sorry.
03:37I haven't drank today yet, but I got that Valentino on.
03:39What'd you wear?
03:40Hugo Boss.
03:41Let's go, baby.
03:42Cool.
03:43Okay, cool.