00:00Armed political extremists have taken hostages downtown.
00:07Somebody do something!
00:11Wait!
00:12Wait! Stop!
00:14We'll get to all of that.
00:16Just relax.
00:17Okay?
00:20We'd lost Shelly a year ago.
00:23These days it's just me and the kid.
00:25It looks great.
00:26I'll just scrape off the black part.
00:28That part's pretty good.
00:30Now give him back.
00:31I don't want to hurt him.
00:35Why didn't she do anything?
00:36Sometimes it's better to do nothing.
00:40It's going good.
00:43You're saying that this corporation
00:48would knowingly poison its own customers
00:51just to boost their own profit margins?
00:55Summon the nuts.
00:57Okay. Summoning the nuts.
01:00I didn't want any of this.
01:10I'm a monster.
01:12You're not a monster.
01:14Show him your good heart.
01:16Hey, buddy.
01:17I'm your dad.
01:18What the?
01:21I wasn't even involved.
01:26But sometimes,
01:28you gotta do something.
01:36Who the fuck are you?
01:37What the fuck are you?
01:39Just some dude...
01:41with a MOT!
01:51How does it feel to be a hero?
01:55Do you realize what's at stake here?
01:57EVERYTHING!
01:59Find him, bring him here.
02:01There you are.
02:07That was just self-defense. You haven't killed anyone else, have you?
02:14See, when you say, uh, self-defense...
02:25He's an ugly son of a bitch, though.
02:27That's all that matters to me.
02:35The toxic Avenger?
02:37That's what the kids are calling him. I think it's swell.
02:39That's all.
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