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No Bakwas Only Full on Comedy.| ZAKIR KHAN | BHUVAN BAM | ANUBHAV SINGH BASSI | HARSH GUJRAL | TKSS.  Welcome to the most hilarious and power-packed comical episode of The Kapil Sharma Show on YouTube! Get ready for a full-on comedy ride that will leave your stomach hurting from laughter. In today’s episode, Kapil Sharma brings you the kings of humor and rulers of the comedy world — Zakir Khan [ ‪@ZakirKhan‬ ], Bhuvan Bam [‪@BBKiVines‬ ], Anubhav Singh Bassi[‪@AnubhavSinghBassi‬ ], and Harsh Gujral [ ‪@Harshgujral‬ ] — all together on one stage for the very first time!  This episode is a comedy goldmine where Bhuvan Bam shares his entertaining YouTube journey, filled with funny punchlines and laugh-out-loud moments from his life. Hear how he turned jokes about his surname into witty comebacks that left everyone stunned, proving that humor is the best answer.  Zakir Khan, the master of shayari and king of relatable humor, brings his signature hilarious take on relationships, his famous "Shakt Launda" persona, and stories that are packed with emotional comedy and sharp observations. His entertaining presence and deep yet funny style of storytelling will blow you away.  Next up, Harsh Gujral adds to the madness with his laugh-riot stories of becoming a stand-up comedian. From unexpected accidents on stage to dealing with his father's wish of seeing him as a lawyer, his replies are comically priceless. You’ll crack up as he talks about being called a "sasta Vicky Kaushal" and the epic moment when he roasted a guest on a show — a moment that turned into unexpected chaos and pure comedy gold.  And of course, the ever-funny Anubhav Singh Bassi joins in with his witty tales from being a law graduate to a YouTube sensation. His comical life experiences and effortless humor make every second of this episode endlessly entertaining.  All this while Kapil Sharma, the comedy king himself, steers the show with his unmatched comic timing, hilarious jokes, and spontaneous punchlines, making this episode a nonstop laughter fest. It’s a never-seen-before comical extravaganza, bringing together the most iconic names in stand-up and YouTube comedy in one unforgettable episode.  If you're looking for the most entertaining, side-splitting, and hilarious episode of The Kapil Sharma Show, this is it. Don’t miss it — tune in now and get ready to laugh till you drop!  Enjoy watching your favourite stars performing and entertaining everyone on The Kapil Sharma Show   Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show  Star Cast: Ali Asgar, Sunil Grover, Kapil Sharma, Rochelle Rao, Sumona Chakravarti, Kiku Sharda, Chandan Prabhakar, Krushna Abhishek, Archana Puran Singh & Bharti Singh  Host: Kapil Sharma Producers: Kapil Sharma, Salman Khan, Deepak Dhar

Transcript

00:00Those who have played out of their content in social media

00:03All of you have a great talent

00:04Please welcome Mr. Bhuvan Bamb

00:07Mr. Harsh Kujaral

00:15These are those who have proven that you have a talent

00:19So, one day, you will be happy in front of the world

00:23Bhuvan Bamb is a lot of crazy youth

00:25Tell me, Bhuvan, before your name was a Bamb

00:28In the beginning, you created the content

00:31You thought you could learn how to learn Bamb

00:33I was very disappointed in the name of the school

00:36Because a lot of people say Jandu Bamb

00:40They say that

00:41My big brother, they were 4 years old, they were in the same school

00:43They came back and came back

00:45Today, he said Jandu Bamb

00:47He told me, I'll tell you something

00:49But no one will say anything

00:50And that's it for today's day

00:52No one has said

00:53What did he say?

00:54He went to school

00:55Someone said Jandu Bamb

00:56I said, I'll go

00:58I said, I'll go

00:59I said, I'll go

01:00I said, I'll go

01:01I said, I'll go

01:02I said, I'll go

01:03I said, I'll go

01:04I said, I'll go

01:06I said, I'll go

01:07I said, I'll go

01:08I said, I'll go

01:09I said, I'll go

01:09You know Bhuvan, the first Indian

01:12who crossed 10 million subscribers on YouTube

01:14How much is it, Bhuvan?

01:18When it's on air, it will probably be 27

01:20Oh, wow

01:24Do you know Arshina also wants to keep YouTube in the world?

01:26I said, I'll go

01:28After being very successful in the world

01:30I want to start with YouTube

01:32I'll go

01:33You give them some tips

01:34Monetization

01:35You do it, I don't do it

01:37I said, Bhuvan, give me some tips

01:38See, it's coming

01:40I'll tell you, I'll tell you

01:42They had a girl to make a video in the middle

01:44He worked for 30 days

01:4531 days, when he paid for money

01:47He went up

01:48He said, he's making a woman's video

01:49and he paid for money

01:52You know, he told me

01:56He told me, if you paid for more money

01:57If you paid for money, I'll give you some money

01:59That's why he told me

02:00Give him some tips for him

02:02Tips?

02:03You make the Reels on Instagram

02:04Yes

02:05Now it's called Shorts

02:07Shorts

02:07So you put it on Shorts

02:09Okay, Shorts

02:10Views come and have a lot of views

02:12You can earn money

02:15I've added my videos on this channel

02:17So, you have a lot of them

02:19Colab, Colab

02:20It's a great deal here, Kapil

02:22Bhuvan's YouTube channel is called BBKi Vines

02:24So, if you wanted to become a girl

02:26You wanted to open your mouth

02:30This is also a story

02:31Okay

02:32My relatives, when I didn't get any numbers

02:35They thought that my mouth is fine

02:38Wines

02:38Yeah, because they don't know the wines

02:40A girl is selling online drinks

02:41W and V

02:43What a story, very good

02:47Okay, Harsh Gujaral is so popular

02:49They have a different fanbase

02:51I think it's like a crore-pati

02:53Who will be eating 10 days

02:54Gujaral

02:55He will be eating

02:56Okay, with such a great name

02:58Harsh Gujaral

02:59That's how he came from his charter

03:01How did you think about being a stand-up comedian

03:04How did you think about being a stand-up comedian?

03:05Sir, actually

03:06I did a beat-up

03:07And after beating-up

03:09It was very important to be a job

03:11The one I didn't get

03:12The one I didn't get

03:13Now everyone doesn't get

03:20Actually, I didn't crack an interview

03:22I mean, it was completely weird

03:24I don't know if you guys know

03:25I'm an engineer

03:26So, it's a network engineering

03:28So, I didn't get six months

03:29I didn't get an interview

03:30So, in the first interview

03:31I asked the first question

03:32If you don't have internet

03:34What answer?

03:35What do you think about it?

03:36I was very surprised

03:37I told her that bill is signed

03:40Then, she said

03:43She said, there is a land

03:44Or a modem

03:45Or a internet

03:46Or not

03:46I said, I don't get six months

03:47I don't get an interview

03:47What do you think about it?

03:48Yes

03:49I said, it's totally fine

03:50It's not a bill

03:50So, I didn't have a job

03:52Then, I started doing it

03:53People said, you're funny

03:56People always say

03:57So, Gujaral is the one

03:59That we also live

04:01Prime Minister

04:02I'm the prime minister

04:03I feel like I'm the leader

04:04Okay

04:05Then, I call them

04:06I call them

04:06So, they say

04:07You don't talk to them

04:08You don't talk to them

04:09Some of them

04:13You also feel like Vicky Koshal

04:14You also feel like Vicky Koshal

04:15Yes

04:17Why not?

04:22I don't want to get my footage in this check

04:25But, girls are very fast

04:26I say, I love you

04:27I say, I'm sorry

04:28I say, the guy who is a man

04:29He's not coming to our budget

04:34You are coming to our range

04:36I am going to be a sander in Mangal Bajar

04:39Amen

04:39You are coming to our range

04:41Harsh, you had faith in your father

04:43That my son is going to the line

04:45No, he's a deputy, my father

04:46So, he wanted

04:47One day, he said

04:48Harsh, I want you to become a deputy

04:50I said, when you think about a deputy

04:51Then, think about a deputy

04:56What a tragedy

04:58My father is a lawyer

04:59So, he wanted to become a deputy

05:00And my mother is a teacher

05:02So, I want to become a teacher

05:03Three daughters are my housewife

05:04So, I want to become a housewife

05:06Okay

05:09It's horrible

05:10After that, I wanted to become a doctor

05:12Okay

05:12Yes

05:13Every child wants a child

05:14Every child wants a doctor

05:15It's like playing with a doctor

05:17I did the tech

05:18I did the coaching doctor

05:19After that, I didn't become an engineer

05:21But, this is my situation

05:23Today, it's okay

05:24But, whatever you're doing

05:26You're doing a lot of great

05:30Come on, you're very happy

05:32You're very happy

05:32You're going to be able to raise your hand

05:33You're going to be able to raise your hand

05:34For our enemies

05:37Like, before marriage

05:39The girls tell me 10 things

05:40That our son can do

05:41That he can do

05:42After marriage, the wife knows

05:44That he can do

05:46Like if you go on the internet,

05:48how many of them are written in their bio?

05:50Comedian, actor, writer, singer, lyricist, composer, director, producer.

05:53So, let's do this truth,

05:55and let's wait for your wife to come.

05:57That will tell you.

05:59Seriously.

06:00I'll try.

06:01Music is one of the things that I started my career.

06:04I was in a Mughalai restaurant for two years.

06:07It was our trio.

06:08And we were holding a kona.

06:10We were sitting and we were singing.

06:14What happened?

06:15I was maybe 22 years old.

06:17So, music comes from there.

06:19And now, a new show is my...

06:21Very nice.

06:22Thank you. Thank you, ma'am.

06:29When in Bhuvan comes in a web series,

06:31where is a girl going to ask you about the show?

06:33He says, outside.

06:35Bhuvan has done such a job in your life

06:37that you thought it would be more than your capacity.

06:40Ah, that's right.

06:42Love you, bro.

06:43I feel like this.

06:47I can't forget that story.

06:49What?

06:51A brand came.

06:52And the brand said,

06:53I want to work here.

06:54It was not the brand, it was the outside brand.

06:56So, they said, I want to change something.

06:58So, we said, okay, tell us what to do.

07:00He said, you have to hit a plane from 15,000 feet.

07:06And you have to read the top ten of the world news.

07:08You have to read the top ten of the skydiving.

07:10You have to read the top ten of the skydiving.

07:11You have to listen to the top ten of the news.

07:13We will record it.

07:14We have to take a selfie stick.

07:16Oh, my God.

07:17The helmet is on the top ten of the go-pro.

07:19The body has two cameras for safety.

07:23The plane that was going up on the top ten of the cameras were rigged.

07:27All the cameras were rigged.

07:29I was very excited.

07:30I said, this will be like this.

07:32It will be like a path-breaking.

07:33Nobody has done it.

07:34It will be fun.

07:35Then I was wearing a mask.

07:36I didn't see the mask.

07:37So, I went there.

07:38And there was a great airport.

07:39There was a great minister.

07:41Go outside, go outside.

07:42Where did you go?

07:43Okay.

07:44So, I went there.

07:45They had first dressed a costume.

07:47And after wearing a costume,

07:48they said, sign them to the place.

07:50And I had to check there.

07:52That if something happened,

07:54then it's not my job.

07:55If something happened, then it's not my job.

07:59There were 55 or 56 signs.

08:01My God.

08:02After the 4th or 5th sign,

08:03I started to stand up.

08:05I said, you're sitting in everything.

08:08I'll do what I do.

08:10Then he put a costume.

08:11Then he put a zip.

08:12It opened the zip from here.

08:13Oh, my God.

08:14I said, your gear sign is here.

08:17I said, this is very problematic.

08:18It won't happen.

08:19I was wearing a mask.

08:20I was wearing a mask.

08:21I said, you're going to work.

08:24You're wearing a mask.

08:25Then I said, there was a poster

08:26which was 99.8% success rate.

08:30Where is it?

08:31Where is it?

08:32It's not here to tell you.

08:34What happened?

08:34You can tell me.

08:35I said, there was something mis-up,

08:37but they landed safely.

08:38Now, I'm going to watch the video.

08:39It was a selfie-stick.

08:41So, I'm going to watch it.

08:42It's an ATR plane.

08:43A small plane.

08:45I'm sitting in it.

08:46And I'm with a Russian instructor.

08:49I don't want to say anything.

08:51I don't expect English or Hindi.

08:53They gave me two things.

08:55Ready?

08:56Ready.

08:57Not ready.

09:01Ready.

09:02Not ready.

09:06Now, I knew that it's BB.

09:07It's easy for him.

09:08BB, ready?

09:09BB, not ready.

09:11Just.

09:12And I said, this will fly with you.

09:14I said, yes, it will fly with you.

09:16I'm going to go.

09:18Now, sit in the plane.

09:18Now, that small plane, for 15,000 feet,

09:21will take 40-45 minutes.

09:23Oh, my God.

09:24As much as my excitement was.

09:27First, the battle came.

09:29The excitement got me.

09:31And that was our pilot.

09:33And the plane was going up.

09:36Now, I don't see anything.

09:37I don't see anything.

09:38Just the battle.

09:39Oh, my God.

09:40I thought, what happened with me?

09:42Then, I sat.

09:43And I was thinking, okay, let's go.

09:45I'll just say that.

09:47BB, ready?

09:48BB, ready?

09:51I'm like, yeah, ready?

09:55Come.

09:57I had to sit here.

09:58He would zip me and sit back.

10:00Now, he has zip me.

10:01And now, he has come to 15,000 feet.

10:05Now, he is on the plane outside.

10:08He doesn't know why he is standing with me with 30 seconds.

10:10And I said, I'm standing behind him.

10:12I'm standing behind him.

10:14And in my eyes, all the people of my eyes.

10:16Even though I've...

10:19In life, even though...

10:22I...

10:26I'm standing like this.

10:27I said, I'm finished.

10:27Nothing is here.

10:29Nothing is here.

10:30And now, I don't think I have any news.

10:32I have to land this.

10:34It's safe.

10:35And in this way, I was thinking about it.

10:37He pushed me like this.

10:39Now, I've never learned physics in life.

10:41Okay.

10:42I thought I'll go and see the world.

10:45He would flip it like this.

10:47And I'm tired.

10:48You're tired?

10:50Because I had a smile on my face.

10:52I'm wearing it.

10:53I don't see it without it.

10:54It was on the glasses.

10:55Okay.

10:56Skydive glasses.

10:57In that face, the smile was on the face and the face was on the face.

10:59So, you can't breathe from the face.

11:01And you can't breathe from the face.

11:03Because you're getting so much pressure.

11:04So, I'm tired.

11:05I'm tired.

11:06I'm tired.

11:09I was taking 10 seconds.

11:10Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.

11:12Bip, bip.

11:14Bip.

11:17He was so hard.

11:20He was saying,

11:21I'll take your selfie stick with your face.

11:24This is your job.

11:25Then he was throwing me.

11:26I came here.

11:27And he gave me this.

11:29Selfie stick.

11:29Now, I've heard the story about the selfie stick.

11:31It was like the story.

11:32Then I landed.

11:34So, I thought, okay.

11:36It's been the story.

11:37And they told me something to eat while I'm going.

11:39Or else, it will be gone.

11:40So, I drank a little soda in that chest.

11:43I landed.

11:44Now, I said, I'm tired.

11:46It's crazy.

11:47It's a lot of pain in my head.

11:48So, please, give me something to Chawmin.

11:50I'm enjoying it.

11:51And I'm thinking, I'm going to die today.

11:54I'm going to cry.

11:55And I said, let's eat Chawmin.

11:56There's so much anger on the side.

11:58I'll have to do it again.

12:05I said, why?

12:06I said, I didn't have only one camera on.

12:07I didn't have to do it again.

12:10I'll do it again.

12:11I didn't have to do the contract.

12:15There were asterisks in the contract.

12:17There were all the main clauses in it.

12:19There was a minimum two times.

12:21Minimum two times?

12:22Then, you think, this experience was my,

12:25it was again.

12:26So, the final video on YouTube,

12:27that's the second take.

12:29Okay.

12:30They told me that I'm going to dub.

12:32Okay.

12:33I said, why do I dub you?

12:34I said, I'm going to fly from the plane.

12:37I'm going to fly from the plane.

12:41I have to say, I'm going to fly from the plane.

12:43I was going to fly from the US.

12:43Then, a girl in the US was in the team.

12:44She came to us.

12:45So, she showed us a photo.

12:47I said, very nice.

12:47I want to do it.

12:48I said, I will fix for you tomorrow.

12:49I said, no, no.

12:50I'm not so fast.

12:51I'll come to the time.

12:52I'll do it again.

12:53How long will you come to the person

12:5515,000 feet?

12:56What do you know?

12:56I was asleep in 10 seconds.

12:59I'll be 7-8 minutes.

13:00I don't know.

13:00I don't remember.

13:01It's a big difficult job.

13:02I'm going to fly from the plane.

13:04I'm going to fly from the plane.

13:06You're going to fly from the plane.

13:07You're going to fly from the plane.

13:09You're going to fly from the plane.

13:101 crore.

13:11This is a lot of money.

13:12Why do I take it?

13:12I'll give it to you.

13:13Harshal.

13:14After doing the first YouTube video,

13:17I was doing the first YouTube video.

13:18It was done.

13:20Why did you do so late?

13:22You were doing the graduation?

13:23No, it's not like that.

13:25It's not like that.

13:26It's not like that it's done before the day.

13:28The videos that are done before the day,

13:31it's not like that.

13:33So, it's like you're writing the first content.

13:35And then there are open mics

13:38for stand-up comedians who try it

13:40where there are 8-10 people.

13:41So, if you don't even see the audience,

13:43it doesn't matter.

13:44So, when you come to a big audience,

13:45the whole thing is done.

13:47So, it takes 2-2 years to write

13:49for 1 hour to write.

13:501 hour to 60 minutes is a big thing.

13:53And then, we take out 10 minutes on YouTube.

13:55If they go on,

13:57then we take the rest of the rest of the 50 minutes

13:59which we've made in the first half of the year.

14:00So, it's not an easy job.

14:01I mean, it's so much fun.

14:02It's an easy job.

14:04It's not an easy job.

14:05Sometimes you don't like jokes,

14:06but the police will also take the rest of the day.

14:10So, when I started to stand-up in India,

14:12I started to roast a little bit on stage.

14:16So, I was showing us in a cafe in Delhi.

14:18Then, I was very new.

14:19So, we were eating there and enjoying it.

14:22So, I started to roast a little bit there.

14:24Now, there was a couple.

14:26So, I had to roast a little bit.

14:28So, I thought I'd get a lot of taxes.

14:30And the owner said,

14:32go and meet with them.

14:33And I met him and said,

14:35get out of the way.

14:35Oh.

14:37So, I had a lot of anger.

14:38The owner said,

14:39I feel like you're going to go home.

14:40So, I was going to go home 20-30 km.

14:42I was going to go home 20-30 km from my house.

14:44And the owner said,

14:44I was very angry.

14:47Okay.

14:48So, I said,

14:49what's going on?

14:49He was saying,

14:50I was talking to the police.

14:51So, I said,

14:53what's going on?

14:54I said,

14:55sorry,

14:55just tell me and my friend.

14:57I won't say anything.

14:58I went there.

15:00Where I was in the parking lot,

15:01I was in the parking lot.

15:02Then, you came back.

15:04There was a police car.

15:05He said,

15:05this is a cafe.

15:06I said,

15:07I'll have to go home 20-30 km.

15:09I knew that he came here.

15:12I said in the cafe,

15:14I said to the person,

15:15I said,

15:15sir,

15:15you have to say sorry.

15:17So, I thought,

15:18okay,

15:18he said,

15:19baby,

15:19what's going on?

15:23I said,

15:23baby,

15:23you don't have to know the same thing.

15:26What's going on?

15:27In this time,

15:27the police came here.

15:28I said,

15:28that's the same.

15:30The police said,

15:30what's going on?

15:32So, the girl said,

15:33she killed me.

15:35Madam,

15:36you called me on the emergency number.

15:38It's for robbery,

15:39for crime,

15:40for churras,

15:41for churras.

15:47I said,

15:47sir,

15:48you understand.

15:49I'm a new girl,

15:49my career is bad.

15:50I said,

15:51what will I do?

15:52He said,

15:53sorry,

15:53tell me.

15:54At least,

15:55three or four police officers.

15:56I said,

15:56okay,

15:57I said,

15:58sorry,

15:58they had a little drink.

15:59I said,

15:59sorry.

16:00I said,

16:00I went a lot further.

16:01I said,

16:01I went a lot further.

16:02I went a lot further.

16:05After listening to the girl,

16:06she said,

16:07I'm sorry.

16:08The police said,

16:09run, run, run, run, run.

16:15Have you ever done this?

16:16You performed with the whole

16:18effort.

16:19Yes.

16:19I said,

16:20I didn't respond to the audience.

16:21I didn't respond to it.

16:22Then go home and clean your engineering degree.

16:26That's why I try it.

16:28Does that happen?

16:29I don't know this,

16:31but I have my job.

16:34I have to be famous after being famous.

16:37I have to leave the job for a little bit.

16:39Okay.

16:41I had a salary.

16:42I had to keep my mom and dad.

16:45I didn't do it.

16:46Do it?

16:47I have to leave the job for Indian salary.

16:50I had to have a backup.

16:51Mr. Amritsar, I had to show you.

16:53Okay, in my village?

16:54In your village,

16:55I'm sorry.

16:55There's only food and there's no place to eat.

16:58It's fun too, Mr. Amritsar.

16:59The police is very big.

17:01Police?

17:02Yes, the police is very big.

17:03I landed in Mr. Amritsar,

17:05I didn't show you.

17:06It's like the security.

17:08The security was coming out.

17:10So, a police officer,

17:11the CIA officer,

17:12went to the CIA.

17:13He said,

17:13Mr. Amritsar,

17:14I saw the video,

17:15I thought it was very good.

17:16I said, thank you, brother.

17:17Thank you, brother.

17:18They told the police to the other police.

17:20Oh, Pachana, brother.

17:22I saw it.

17:24He said,

17:25which jail was in jail?

17:31Now, let's call those

17:32wonderful comedians

17:34who have made a new road for themselves.

17:37He has made videos on social media

17:39and has won a million people's day.

17:40I would like to call all of you

17:43please welcome Mr. Zakir Khan.

17:48Mr. Anubhav Singh Bhansi.

17:50Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

17:53Let's go to our four

17:55dhurandras.

17:59You all are stand-up comedians.

18:01If you think that you're sitting

18:02as much as you are,

18:03then come and talk to you.

18:05It's very nice.

18:08Kusha, you say that ladies first,

18:10so I'll start with Zakir Khan.

18:14That's why,

18:15because a few days ago,

18:16they told the girl's makeup

18:18a lot of detail in detail.

18:20You are single,

18:20so you go to detail?

18:22Have you ever made a diploma of makeup?

18:24Sir, it's like that if you don't

18:25make a woman,

18:26then they're a lot of girls.

18:30I mean,

18:31what is the moisturizer?

18:33I was scared of that

18:34the first time I got to know.

18:35Because we don't have a daughter in our house,

18:36so we can't get the sensitivity

18:38and makeup of makeup.

18:42So whatever we got,

18:43we asked them all,

18:44how do we put it,

18:45how do we put it,

18:46how do we put it.

18:47We have to go into detail

18:48so that's our knowledge.

18:49We really like it.

18:50We also asked Kusha,

18:51how do we put it all together?

18:54They took the tutorial for me.

18:56There's nothing to make-up for the girls.

18:58We'll put it on top and put it on top and put it on top.

19:01What do we want to do to girls?

19:03We want to do two things to be prepared.

19:05Water and towel.

19:08You're putting water in the towel,

19:09you're ready for the girl.

19:10Now, let's get married.

19:12I'll tell everyone that Uppamanyu has come here.

19:16I feel like,

19:18if you have a t-shirt,

19:19you don't have to wear a towel.

19:21Why do you have to wear a towel?

19:25I'll tell you that Uppamanyu is the best of you.

19:28The most of you have studied.

19:30They have done law degree.

19:32It's necessary for comedians today.

19:34I don't know where to go.

19:39You thought first of all that,

19:41I'll do law and then I'll become a comedian.

19:43No, I know that I won't be able to do anything in law.

19:46When I say that comedians need to be taught,

19:47I'm going to be taught to others

19:49that I won't come.

19:51I'll check all of them.

19:52Then I'll check all of them.

19:55But then I'll leave them too.

19:56I've forgotten them too.

19:57Okay.

19:57I've seen a lot of people like this.

20:00Like Abhishek is also an engineer.

20:02I'm an engineer.

20:03I'm an engineer who are all of them.

20:06Now, I'm going to exam.

20:07We're all the same.

20:08I'm an engineer who's going to be taught to me.

20:12There's nothing to do.

20:13Zakir, what have you done for your studies?

20:15So, I've earned all the best degrees in my life.

20:19Zakir, like I saw a show on TV on the first time.

20:23I thought that I'll go in.

20:25You've been straight on YouTube.

20:27Now, people are waiting for your next video.

20:30But how did the first video start?

20:32Look at that.

20:33First of all, Kapil's law started.

20:36All of us have come here.

20:38Okay.

20:39It's just the top.

20:43When the first time of the laugh challenge came,

20:44we all said that in school,

20:46when someone took a lot of fun,

20:47people said that it was so funny,

20:48why would it not happen like the laugh challenge?

20:51Then, as I started watching,

20:52it was good to see the others.

20:54It was like, I'll do it too.

20:56So, if you do it,

20:58then you know that it's a difficult job.

20:59It's a difficult job actually.

21:01When you've done it for the first time,

21:02it's been taken for two minutes.

21:05Okay, Archanan's question.

21:07We had to ask them,

21:08that you've done so much work on YouTube,

21:11so you've put a normal bell on your house

21:12or you've put a bell icon on your house?

21:19When you knew that you first told them,

21:22that they've seen them on YouTube.

21:24So, Wakeel, you've told them first?

21:27Because I'm listening to you.

21:28How many of you are in college, hostel, etc?

21:30I didn't tell you.

21:31I told you to leave a job after 6-7 months.

21:34I told you to take a little bit.

21:35After that, I told you a day,

21:36I told you comedy.

21:37So, I didn't understand what I was doing.

21:39I thought,

21:39I was like,

21:40I'm going to leave a little while

21:41and I'll do something again.

21:43Okay.

21:44I did an internship in court

21:46and after a month,

21:46someone asked me what I learned.

21:47I said,

21:48cold coffee is not getting the same taste here.

21:51and after a month,

21:53I didn't hear it.

21:54I wanted to take a little bit.

21:55So, I had to take a little bit.

21:56I was like...

21:57I tried to take a little bit,

21:57but I had told you a little bit.

21:58But at the time,

21:59I told you something.

22:00I told you something at home.

22:01But after 6-8 months,

22:02when I was recording a video,

22:03I told you something,

22:05I told you something at home.

22:06Okay.

22:07Then they showed me at home that I'll do this.

22:10So they'll feel fine again.

22:12But that's not true.

22:18But when my own video came out,

22:19there were a lot of views.

22:20Then they thought that it would happen.

22:22Then they'd never leave me alone.

22:23I think they'll earn money.

22:25Then they'll never leave me alone.

22:26I'll tell you,

22:27one time Lakshmi comes in,

22:27they don't ask them to ask them.

22:28Then they think,

22:29don't leave me alone.

22:31They'll leave me alone.

22:32I think that my father's passion is not against me.

22:38See?

22:39You just don't want to see them.

22:45No, no.

22:46I think they're white.

22:52But you've done the law.

22:54There are also categories, right?

22:55Criminal Lawyer or Civil Lawyer?

22:56No, nothing.

22:57You need to learn everything in the past year.

22:58After that,

22:59if you're practicing,

23:00that's different.

23:01In the films,

23:02I felt like,

23:03you're going to give a judge,

23:04you're going to give a judge.

23:05It's totally wrong.

23:06So, we took three people on the motorcycle.

23:08I said,

23:09take it and take it and take it.

23:10Then you have to come to court.

23:11We had to come to court.

23:12We had to come to court.

23:13That's how it was.

23:14I mean,

23:15you'll take three people,

23:16and one of us said,

23:17he's a staff.

23:20So, the police said,

23:21one minute.

23:22I'll leave.

23:23What is the staff?

23:25I said,

23:26the attorney.

23:27When is the attorney?

23:28I said,

23:29I don't know how much it is.

23:31I've heard the story.

23:32I've heard the story of the girls' sense of humor.

23:37The girls are very impressed with them.

23:40No,

23:41what score?

23:42What score?

23:43What score?

23:44What score?

23:45What score?

23:46I mean,

23:47I mean,

23:48I don't know how much it is.

23:49Do you have any girlfriend?

23:50Huh?

23:51What?

23:52What?

23:53What are you doing?

23:54What score?

23:55What score?

23:56What score?

23:57I mean,

23:58I mean,

23:59I'm playing so many players.

24:00I'm going to play a game tomorrow.

24:03Some people say something like that.

24:04Arsana says,

24:05I really like poetry.

24:06I mean,

24:07some of the people who have spoken to the lyrics?

24:08I'm sitting here.

24:12I'm going to tell you,

24:14Basti's personality is like,

24:15he's holding a big leg.

24:16He's holding a big leg.

24:17His personality is like,

24:18he's sitting on the train,

24:20he's sitting on his seat.

24:21So,

24:22the guys don't think that

24:23we'll take our own.

24:26I've seen a photo of a white shirt

24:28wearing a big shawl.

24:29I wrote himself.

24:30He told me,

24:31where do you want to take it?

24:35But,

24:36I'm very proud of you.

24:37And since this new league started,

24:39I know,

24:40there are a lot of people who are

24:42showing their talents on YouTube.

24:43They're making their names

24:44and they're making their names.

24:45And we're so proud of you.

24:50Zakir,

24:51you know,

24:52the comedy is great.

24:53Sometimes you get to listen to your share.

24:55A little,

24:56a little,

24:57a little,

24:58a little,

24:59a little,

25:00a little,

25:01a little,

25:02a little,

25:03a little,

25:04a little,

25:05a little,

25:06a funny share.

25:07Yes.

25:08So,

25:09he said,

25:10that the wall of the wall of the wall

25:11has fallen in the market.

25:13He said,

25:14that the wall of the wall of the wall

25:15has fallen in the market.

25:17I saw your scooter in the bullet.

25:23That's awesome.

25:26He said,

25:27that the thing is not to tell.

25:30That the thing is not to tell,

25:31but what will you do?

25:33He said,

25:34that the missing is not to tell,

25:35but I will give you what?

25:37You will always be part of your love denganезде.

25:39Then I will give you the purpose of your love with the blood.

25:42Wow.

25:45That the thing is not to tell,

25:46but I will give you what?

25:47It is not to tell,

25:48but I will give you the purpose of your love going seva Serkan.

25:50And the journey,

25:51the mountain,

25:53and the earth,

25:54and the tide,

25:55and the tide is my�iner.

25:56Now,

25:57you are travelers.

25:58I have to put a cord in my hand, and you have to put it in one hand.

26:04What the matter?

26:05You guys, it's very big.

26:08This person tells me to be single, then another person hears a song.

26:11Then he's running away and running away.

26:13That's why it's so hard.

26:15Guys, please tell me.

26:16Yes, sir.

26:17There's so much romance in you.

26:18Yes, sir.

26:19How did you get single then?

26:20Sir, they ask a little bit of a trick or magic.

26:23I'm telling you, you're not the only one where the one is at.

26:30How many new ones are there?

26:32Tell me, first of all.

26:34Look, there's no one where the one is at.

26:36There's no one where the one is at.

26:37There's no one where the one is at.

26:39Nice.

26:42So, tell us about these two two two two two two two.

26:45Yes.

26:46He said, she is a very important woman.

26:48She doesn't understand what she does.

26:49I don't know what the door is going to open up.

26:55People don't need to make a drink in the house.

26:58That's what it is, alcohol.

27:00Lovely, lovely.

27:01You say that you don't understand a lot of young people.

27:04You don't know what day you live in your night.

27:07Wow.

27:09And yes, it's a good thing.

27:13Yes, it's a good thing.

27:16People say that they don't understand words.

27:21What?

27:22What?

27:24You all go to the show in foreign countries.

27:27Like our Pandya is sitting under the drum.

27:31The first time we went to the international flight,

27:33he went to the bathroom,

27:34and he said,

27:35he said,

27:36and he said,

27:37that I got an emergency landing.

27:39That's it.

27:40What was your experience?

27:42When you were sitting on the international flight,

27:45a flight?

27:46Sir, I was sitting in Delhi.

27:47I was sitting in Delhi.

27:48I had some work,

27:49so he had a ticket.

27:50I came here.

27:51Sir, don't you start looking at me?

27:52Sir, this is the third year.

27:53I was sitting in college,

27:54and after that,

27:55I was sitting on the flight,

27:56six years later.

27:57So,

27:58at that time,

27:59they would give them food.

28:00So, they ate a sandwich.

28:01When they came in Delhi,

28:03they came in.

28:04They gave them a sandwich,

28:05and they didn't land.

28:06I said,

28:07why did you give them?

28:08Where did you go?

28:09Where did you go?

28:11But,

28:12it was good.

28:13When I went to the US tour,

28:15my brother told me,

28:16let me go to the first class.

28:17I was sitting in the first class.

28:19I was sitting in the drawing room.

28:21I was playing with the gate.

28:23With the button.

28:24It was open,

28:25and I said,

28:26I didn't do anything.

28:27I was playing with that.

28:31In the economy class,

28:32there are a lot of relationships.

28:34As the flight takes off,

28:35there is a little drink,

28:36and then,

28:37you are sleeping on your bed.

28:39The business class is different.

28:41I have seen.

28:42There are different books.

28:43There are Russian writers,

28:44who are reading their books.

28:47There is a difference.

28:48When the flight comes in turbulence,

28:50the economy will see the others.

28:52They say,

28:53brother, brother.

28:54The first class,

28:55they are sitting in themselves.

28:57I'm going to die with heart attack.

28:59Yes.

29:01When it comes in turbulence,

29:02the economy will be more happy

29:03in the business class.

29:04And get it.

29:05The first class ticket.

29:09When you make videos on YouTube,

29:11you say,

29:12you say,

29:13you say,

29:14you say,

29:15you say,

29:16you say,

29:17you say,

29:18you say,

29:19you say,

29:20you say,

29:21I am very careful.

29:22I am careful.

29:23Yes.

29:24And I am the attorney.

29:25You see,

29:26if you are able to reach the show,

29:28I am able to reach the show.

29:29You say,

29:30be careful.

29:37You all want to do the photos or videos for your fans.

29:39People comment down below.

29:41I will remove some photographs

29:42that I want to show you.

29:43Sakir brother,

29:44do you remember here?

29:45Yes.

29:47We both have discussed this

29:49for 5 years in the hostel.

29:50This society,

29:51this families,

29:52this life,

29:53this relationships,

29:54this book,

29:55this movies,

29:56Both were not, opening the door was the only thing that was in the beach.

30:01Today we meet, so the discussion is the same.

30:04We just talk to the beach in the beach.

30:06I remember that this was when we opened this door.

30:09Thank you so much. I will not tag this door.

30:11A big man is now.

30:12Let's see the comments below.

30:16To stay in PG is the only problem.

30:17If you have a girlfriend, you have to stay outside.

30:20Let's see.

30:26Brother, once the door opens,

30:29see, sometimes in the bathroom,

30:31a person is only busy on the phone.

30:33The reply is,

30:35it looks like a little bit more.

30:38So they will do their work.

30:42Brother, I have also kept photos with my friends.

30:45Now I'm waiting for famous for her.

30:48But he doesn't do anything.

30:49He doesn't do anything.

30:52Now, let's see.

30:54Zakir's photo,

30:55everything is not sweet.

30:57He has to be drunk and drunk.

30:59He has to be drunk and drunk.

31:00He has to be drunk and drunk.

31:02He has to be drunk and drunk.

31:03Wow!

31:06Let's read the comments.

31:10Zakir's brother,

31:11they are convinced that three of us are going to go to the hotel.

31:13The hotel will be less.

31:15Actually, it's not the case.

31:16It's not the case.

31:17It's not the case.

31:18As you can see,

31:19it looks like half-shirt is a corporate job,

31:20and they have to ask both of us.

31:25So, then Zakir's clothes,

31:27he says,

31:28that Shila Ji is going to sell Rashwaghanda.

31:31All the comments.

31:32Let's see.

31:33Let's see.

31:34Let's see.

31:35Let's see.

31:36These are the single people who are sitting in the park,

31:38who are frustrated in the park.

31:41Let's see.

31:43Oh, God.

31:44One minute I feel,

31:45next minute I also feel.

31:4895% of my clothes are.

31:50Okay.

31:51That's all.

31:52Yes.

31:53The captions are great.

31:54Many times,

31:55I have tags on my clothes.

31:56People say,

31:57let me take a tag.

31:58Let me take a tag.

31:59But,

32:00when you are trying the clothes,

32:01you are sourced,

32:02you have tags,

32:03so,

32:04we are real on Instagram.

32:05I don't think so.

32:06We don't...

32:07Arshan Ji,

32:08don't remove your tag.

32:09No.

32:11Now,

32:12you also sourced.

32:13Your tag means...

32:14Yes.

32:15Yes.

32:16It looks good.

32:17Today's clothes are sourced or not?

32:18Yes.

32:19It's sourced.

32:20Yes.

32:21I'm not sourced with any sources.

32:24Let's see.

32:25Let's see.

32:28When I don't want likes on real,

32:31it's true.

32:32He made a sofa on the dress

32:34and a sofa on the dress.

32:36This was my house.

32:38The TV's remote sofa,

32:40he's throwing it out.

32:42That is true.

32:43That is true.

32:44He took a long heel,

32:46now he's not going to go.

32:47Kusha,

32:48seriously,

32:49I have to ask a question.

32:50The girls wear so long heels.

32:51It's uncomfortable.

32:52Yes.

32:53Yes.

32:54It's uncomfortable,

32:55but,

32:56we have to go together.

32:57We are very smart.

32:58I haven't told this story.

32:59How good and honest girls are you.

33:00I'm not a heroine,

33:01so I can tell you.

33:06Let's see.

33:08Look at the kids' growth.

33:12The hair growth is more than the hair.

33:14What is it?

33:16What did you do like it?

33:17He got a wig.

33:19I got a wig.

33:20Haha, the bikini is not going to be wearing.

33:25Wow, look very good Manu.

33:27I've seen that before.

33:28Watch the comments below.

33:31Why do you get friends in such a long hair?

33:36I don't know about friends, but they get food.

33:43I feel like their hair growth is coming from Yamanapar.

33:47Let's see.

33:51Why did you find this?

33:53I was waiting for a simran on the station yesterday.

33:57But when it was cut, the simran was deep.

34:01Let's see.

34:03Let's see.

34:05Basti sahab has put a photo.

34:07I thought I'll put a photo in Amsterdam.

34:09It's fun. Guys, full.

34:11Let's see the comments below.

34:13This photo can be put for a person.

34:16The real photo can be put in a group of friends.

34:21You're also putting one photo to Amsterdam.

34:24My son, Ali Gadd, went to Ali Gadd.

34:26He put a photo to Ali Gadd.

34:31Let's see.

34:33Let's see.

34:37Zakir bhai has put a photo.

34:39I had a super fun time chatting with the legend,

34:41Moon Star, Akka Babita Ji.

34:43Are you then single?

34:45I had a super fun time chatting with the legend.

34:47Let's see.

34:49I can tell you that this jacket and jeans are only in Babita Ji.

34:53Babita Ji is wearing a shirt with a shirt with a shirt.

34:55Babita Ji is wearing a shirt with a shirt with a shirt with a shirt.

34:59The shirt is not so shirt with a shirt with a shirt with a shirt.

35:01Let's see.

35:03Let's see.

35:05Why be a shirt when you can be a shirt?

35:08I can't be a shirt.

35:09Your whole life.

35:10What is the word for it?

35:11What do you want to say?

35:12What do you want to say?

35:13This caption was all the comments there.

35:15Let's see the comments below.

35:18The comments.

35:20As you can see your design from the design.

35:23Someone says,

35:25Yellow is my favourite.

35:26First, let's write the spelling of yellow.

35:28Yellow.

35:30Yellow.

35:31Don't be sitting on the floor.

35:33The forest is growing up and the forest is growing up.

35:36You can still take the forest.

35:37Take the forest.

35:38Take the forest.

35:39Building security.

35:40Building security.

35:41Don't be written.

35:42And let's see.

35:45Life is only two houses.

35:47Oh.

35:48Two houses.

35:49Where is the photo?

35:50It's from Mumbai.

35:51It's from Sifay Singh.

35:52It's from the hotel.

35:53Okay.

35:54But you have a house in Mumbai, right?

35:55Yes.

35:56You don't give it here.

35:59Let's see the comments below.

36:03These are so long.

36:04They are watching both houses.

36:06Who will see the first two houses?

36:09Some say that life is two houses.

36:11Some say that life is four houses.

36:12Some say that life is very small.

36:14Some say that life is very big.

36:16Just thinking and thinking,

36:17I've got 65.

36:18Now, in the sense of life,

36:19life is very big.

36:24Wow.

36:25And...

36:28Look, I want to talk about this photo.

36:29Tell me which plot is going to open.

36:32Let's see the comments below.

36:33Do you want to open the house?

36:35Or do you want to shift the house?

36:37Let's see the comments below.

36:38Look at the comments below.

36:39Because the comments below is too funny.

36:40Why don't you communique with comedy?

36:41Let's see.

36:42The end.

36:43And I want to do this too.

36:44In your posts, there are many captions that are funny and funny.

36:49Why don't you do comedy?

36:52Let's see.

36:54That's it.

36:56And this is not possible.

36:58You've never met Kusha from Kusha.

37:00I mean, Kusha tells us that

37:02you should make an engagement on Instagram.

37:05You should make it real.

37:06You don't make it real.

37:08You don't make it real.

37:09You don't have to do anything.

37:10We don't have to do anything.

37:12They also gave me an idea.

37:14You can cut the part of the stand-up.

37:16So, they gave me a suggestion.

37:18I put it in.

37:19But they didn't do anything.

37:21I put it in one video.

37:23It was real.

37:25I said, you will do it.

37:26Kusha told me.

37:27I said, how do I make my followers?

37:29That's it.

37:30That's it.

37:31And today, I'll be back in Italy.

37:34Recently, you've danced in Balam Thanedar.

37:37That's it.

37:38Okay, girls are doing it.

37:40I did it.

37:41I did it.

37:43Let's change the topic.

37:46Just tell me, when you come to Mumbai,

37:48you stay at Abhishek's house.

37:50Do you love more or do you want to give a crap?

37:53I don't stay at home.

37:54I'll come home.

37:55Okay.

37:56I'll be in a hotel somewhere.

37:57Then, I'll be there.

37:58I'll be there.

37:59I'll be there.

38:00Because I live a lot more busy.

38:02I know this guy.

38:03This guy will find you in the background.

38:05I'll be there.

38:06Like this.

38:07Random plan.

38:08Random plan.

38:09Random plan.

38:10Then, you find this.

38:11It's like, here.

38:12Let's go.

38:13I'll be there.

38:14I'll be there.

38:15I'll be there.

38:16I'll be there.

38:17I'll be there.

38:18I'll be there.

38:19This is also a lot of fun.

38:20You stay alone.

38:21You stay alone.

38:22Then, you'll never become married.

38:24I'm not saying that I'm not going to marry.

38:26I'm not saying that.

38:27I'm saying that.

38:28Don't do anything.

38:30My husband's home is back.

38:32My husband's home is back.

38:33I was home.

38:35My mom said, do it.

38:37What's going on?

38:38I said, no.

38:39I don't have time.

38:40I said, look,

38:41we live in the front of our building.

38:42He's been 45 years old.

38:43He hasn't been married until now.

38:44I said, what's going on?

38:45He said, I'm going on.

38:46He's on the back of his clothes.

38:48He's on the back of his clothes.

38:49He's on the back of his clothes.

38:50He doesn't do anything in the whole building.

38:52I said, what's he doing?

38:54He's saying, he's a smuggler.

38:55I said, first, tell him.

38:56First.

39:03He had to be more of a kubara for them.

39:05He said, Hitler's face was not okay.

39:07He'll forget what else he did.

39:09He'll forget what he did.

39:10That's it.

39:11That's it.

39:12That's it.

39:13That's it.

39:14Listen to the story of the outside.

39:15I've seen that you were outside.

39:17How many of you live in the outside?

39:18How many of you live in the outside?

39:19My business is so much in India,

39:20that I don't give anyone a chance outside.

39:22How is it?

39:23One, it doesn't have to be their own children.

39:25Okay.

39:26I feel like the best kids are the best kids

39:28for 5-10 years.

39:29Because if you can tell them,

39:30you can take a job.

39:31After the 11th,

39:33there are no kids.

39:34They're all parents.

39:35They're all parents.

39:36Did they leave them here?

39:37Did they leave them here?

39:38They're all parents.

39:39They're all parents.

39:40They're all parents.

39:41They're all parents.

39:42They're all parents.

39:43I'm telling you what I'm saying.

39:45Those who are not able to say,

39:47that's the old child.

39:48They're the old child.

39:50They're all parents.

39:51They're all parents.

39:52They're all parents,

39:53but they don't know what to do.

39:54They'll kill you in your eyes.

39:57I've been drinking coffee,

39:58but my son put a remote in his door.

40:00I've been drinking coffee.

40:01I'm drinking coffee.

40:02But his son does this.

40:03He does not do this.

40:04He's very patient.

40:05He keeps me in it.

40:06I'm interested in that.

40:07He has to drink coffee.

40:09One day,

40:10he's very fast.

40:11He's also trained to play.

40:12But I've got a little bit of a light.

40:14He's got my phone.

40:15I was surprised,

40:16what should I do?

40:17Because my father is also him.

40:18He's got it.

40:19He's got it.

40:20He just got a remote in my house.

40:21And he stole it.

40:22But he's doing it.

40:23He's doing it.

40:25So,

40:26what is the problem for kids?

40:27People have made those kinds of culture

40:29If you don't talk about dogs, you don't talk about dogs.

40:31Yes, do.

40:32And if you don't answer them, if you don't answer them, there's no meaning.

40:40One way, Ashik doesn't understand me, one way, the other way, the other way,

40:44the other way, the other way, the other way, the other way, the other way.

40:47You don't have to say anything.

40:49I was going to Delhi in a train, but I was going to Delhi.

40:52Okay, so I'm going to take a biscuit and I like this.

40:55I was going to Delhi, and he was going to Delhi, the whole thing, I was going to Delhi,

41:00so I thought that I'm a kid, he's a kid.

41:02So I gave him a biscuit.

41:04So, I didn't have a father, he was going to be able to do something like that.

41:08I said, I'll come in a little while, he'll get to know the tricks, they'll tell me a lot.

41:11He said, no, no, no, he was a self-father.

41:13He said, I'll eat outside.

41:15So I took the biscuit and I gave him a biscuit.

41:17I was going to eat the biscuit and I was going to eat it.

41:19And I was going to eat it.

41:21After 5 minutes, the police came.

41:23Okay.

41:25He said, he's eating biscuits.

41:28The biscuits.

41:30Now the police have eaten the whole biscuits with me.

41:34Just eat it and eat it.

41:35Now I'm going to sleep.

41:37I'm sleeping yesterday. I've been eating food here.

41:41The whole biscuit is coming.

41:43I said, if it's coming, I'll take it.

41:45I'll take it out and take it out.

41:49So, I've got so much food in India that I don't risk this outside.

41:52I don't want to go outside.

41:53I don't want to take it out.

41:55And I understand that if you go to foreign and talk to them in accent.

41:59Excuse me, where's the 5th street?

42:00They think that we're trying.

42:02So, they copy it.

42:03Oh, really? You want to go 5th street? 5th street?

42:07So, I don't want to try this accent.

42:10I stay with my friends.

42:11Hello, brother.

42:125th road?

42:15This is the only way I understand.

42:23This is the only way I do what we do.

42:32This is the only way I do.

No Bakwas Only Full on Comedy.| ZAKIR KHAN | BHUVAN BAM | ANUBHAV SINGH BASSI | HARSH GUJRAL | TKSS.

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