Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • 3 months ago
She thought he was flirting but he was gay 😳👩‍🎤🌈🏳️‍🌈

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00hello hey can i speak to dylan please this is her dylan how you doing this is jubel from brook
00:07and jubel in the morning i think you might have the wrong number well i don't think i have the
00:13wrong number your name's dylan right yeah this is dylan but i don't know jubel no that's fine
00:18you're not supposed to know me i don't understand this is jubel from brook and jubel in the morning
00:24it's a morning radio show and i'm calling you because one of our listeners recently sent us
00:29an email about you her name is kelly and you recently hung out with her kelly
00:35let me refresh your memory you were out at a club a little while ago you guys hung out for a while
00:43had a good time then she texted the next day asking if you wanted to hang out solo with her
00:48and all you sent back was haha and laughed at her oh don't keep laughing i remember okay so you do
00:57remember yeah yeah sure all right well kelly emailed us because she felt like there was some
01:03sort of a romantic connection there between you two but is wondering why you would just laugh at
01:07her and then blow her off wow that really couldn't be further from the truth ouch really that sucks i
01:16mean we had things in common that we were talking about i mean she was nice to talk to she's fun
01:21all right well why would you laugh at her when she asked you out on a date that seems kind of rude a
01:27little bit don't you think well no i think she was joking obviously i mean what would i go on a date
01:32with kelly um i don't know because maybe you thought she was cute and funny and fun to hang out with
01:37um i mean you're nice to a straight girl and they just can't figure it out nice to a straight girl
01:44is that what you say oh yeah you're not straight are you obviously i figured she figured that out we
01:51hung out the whole night with her okay we even talked about her cute friend the blonde guy and i kept
01:57asking her about him and then so i just figured she knew and was joking around with me oh yeah she
02:06had no idea dude she thought you were totally into her and thought maybe even when you asked everybody
02:11back to your place at the end of the night you were kind of hoping that she would go back there with
02:16you oh i was actually hoping he would go back there i mean it was also just a fun night hang out
02:23with everybody okay why not just tell her that you're gay instead of just laughing at her well
02:28it's pretty obvious i mean i was not trying to hide the fact that i was interested in her friend
02:32she didn't pick up on that at all yeah oh my god how is that possible i have no idea why don't we
02:42ask her dylan because kelly's actually on the other line listening what yeah you're gay
02:50very i'm shocked that you didn't notice we we hung out all night with you and your friends
02:58but you're gay gay
03:00is there another kind of gay i don't think there's half gay yeah i think
03:07but you did not come across as gay at all to me how would you not know we liked all the same
03:16things we were laughing about the same thing i thought we had a lot in common well we do have
03:21that in common because i'm gay oh my god we even think the same guys we think the same guys are cute
03:30we were talking about actors we thought were cute i thought we were talking about actors we like
03:36not like like but just you know admired well i i definitely admire bad pit
03:43yeah i get that now when he played achilles oh
03:51i can't believe this is happening i uh i'm so embarrassed i i'm mortified i'm embarrassed yeah
04:04honey honey it's okay a lot of straight girls gaydar is way off and yours is obviously
04:08i'm still laughing out with your two friends the bond guy
04:13i just thought we were having normal conversation like oh how do you know this person oh where do you
04:20know this person from i did not think you were fishing for details about him oh i was asking about
04:27him he seemed really cool wow he is cool he's very straight oh
04:32no he's definitely not straight what are you talking about he is very straight i think we've
04:43established that your gaydar is a little off
04:45okay in the case of you yes obviously it was really off but jason is straight he has a girlfriend
04:54of three years a lot of us have girlfriends it does not make him straight
04:59trust me i've been gay all my life and your friend gay hey i think he likes me
05:05he is straight telly trust me if you gave him 10 minutes alone with me he would not be straight
05:13wow someone thinks highly of themselves well you like me a lot
05:22that's true
05:23dylan are you really still trying to get a date with this guy absolutely he's cute
05:32kelly do you want to hook him up with your friend
05:35no he's straight no oh my god you straight girls are so stupid i've been saying that my
05:45whole life straight girls are so dumb hey i have to ask it anyway kelly would you guys like to go
05:52out on a second date i will pay for you guys to go on the second date if we can hang out with
05:58all our friends again that would be cute i tell you what we'll hang out i'll bring jason
06:06and if you can kiss him by the end of the night and get him to kiss you back like really kiss you
06:14back i will give you 20 bucks whoa you don't have to give me 20 bucks i'll do that for free all right
06:22so dylan do you accept the action on this bet absolutely okay well