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00:00Hello?
00:01Can I speak to Jordan, please?
00:03This is him. Who's this?
00:04Hey, Jordan, how are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:08From who?
00:10Brook and Jubal in the Morning. It's a morning radio show.
00:13Oh, okay. Is this like a job?
00:16A job? Is that what you just said?
00:17No, did you apply for a job at a radio station?
00:20I don't know. No.
00:23Okay, well, no, it's definitely not for a job.
00:25I have a couple of questions for you, though, if you have a minute.
00:30Okay.
00:31So, the reason that I'm calling you is because we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners.
00:37Me?
00:38Yeah.
00:39It's a girl that you met out at a club.
00:42I would call it a date, but you didn't really go out on a date.
00:45You guys kind of made out on the dance floor, and then you made plans to meet her later at another bar, but never showed up.
00:51Her name is Erica.
00:53Oh, yeah. She was good.
00:57Okay, she was good.
00:58All right, so you remember Erica.
01:00Well, Erica emailed us because she's confused as to why you didn't show up at the bar like you were supposed to.
01:09Oh, yeah.
01:11I really wanted to.
01:14She's really cool.
01:15I wanted to see her a lot, but I just couldn't, you know.
01:18Why not?
01:20No.
01:20It's just not the right time.
01:22It's not the right time, but you hung out for, but you hung out with her for a little while before that.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29That was, that was really fun.
01:31She was, she was amazing.
01:33Okay, so you had a great time with her.
01:35She was amazing.
01:36She was hot.
01:36All that stuff.
01:37We're just calling to find out why you blew her off at the other bar.
01:40She said you sent her a text message that said, sorry, something came up with my mom.
01:46So did you lie to her about that?
01:49I didn't, I didn't lie, but I might have stretched the truth.
01:53Nothing.
01:54So nothing came up with your mom at all then?
01:57Not really.
01:58So you lied.
02:00That's a lie.
02:00All right.
02:01Can you just be honest with us?
02:02Why did you ditch her at the bar?
02:04It's very obvious that you did.
02:07I really wanted to hang out with her.
02:09I want to, but timing is everything.
02:12And right now I'm just dealing with a lot of personal stuff.
02:15Are you in a relationship right now?
02:16Is that what the story is?
02:19No, I'm very single.
02:21Okay.
02:21Okay, you're very single, but you're dealing with some personal stuff.
02:25Yeah, you know, like stuff.
02:27So you want to, I don't understand what stuff you're talking about at all, actually, but
02:31you do want to see her again.
02:33I would love to see her.
02:35Can you give us a timeline on when you'd like to see her again?
02:41It depends, but maybe a week.
02:45Maybe a week.
02:46How about this?
02:47Can you just, can you just give us anything?
02:49She's really confused and kind of like hurt that you would blow her off at that bar.
02:53Um, uh, you guys promise not to tell her?
03:00I promise.
03:03So I really did want to hang out with her.
03:05I, the truth is I actually did go to the bar.
03:08Okay.
03:08It's just that they wouldn't let me in.
03:10They wouldn't let you into the bar?
03:12Why?
03:12They found out I had a fake ID and took it away.
03:17Wait, you're not 21?
03:18They confiscated your fake ID?
03:22No, I'm, I'm not.
03:24How old are you?
03:25I'm 18.
03:27You're 18 years old?
03:28Oh my God.
03:29Yeah.
03:30Oh, what the f**k?
03:34Are you f**king kidding me?
03:36You're 18?
03:39What the hell is going on?
03:41Oh, Jordan, that's Erica.
03:42She's actually listening to the phone call and wanted to talk to you.
03:45Are you serious?
03:48Sorry.
03:48No, are you serious?
03:50I cannot believe that I'm hearing this.
03:54You guys, you guys said you would never say anything.
03:56Isn't this illegal?
03:57Well, no, technically I didn't say anything.
03:59He's legal.
04:00Technically, I, well, not necessarily.
04:03He is legal.
04:04He's 18.
04:05And I didn't say anything, Jordan.
04:07You technically did.
04:08Oh, Jordan.
04:09She just heard it.
04:11You guys ruined it, man.
04:12Are you serious?
04:14I didn't even know what was going to happen.
04:16Oh my God.
04:18I was going to get some.
04:20Oh my God, Jordan.
04:22Yeah, I don't think so, Jordan.
04:24I was, I was definitely going to find out how old you are.
04:28You are.
04:28Is that why you were all up on me at the club?
04:33Erica, I have to, I have to know.
04:35How old are you?
04:36Me?
04:37I'm 26 going on 27.
04:39And making out with 18 year olds.
04:41Nice work.
04:42You guys.
04:44All right.
04:44Everybody relax over there.
04:46Okay.
04:46This is f***ed up.
04:47All right.
04:48Did you make out with him?
04:50Yes, I made out with him.
04:51Whatever.
04:52It's a club.
04:52Well, Erica, you, in your defense, you didn't know that he was 18.
04:58And in Jordan's defense, nice job.
05:02No, but in all honesty, I really do like you.
05:04Can we please hang out?
05:06I don't think so, Jordan.
05:08I don't think that's ever, ever going to happen in this lifetime ever again.
05:11Jordan, are you?
05:12But why?
05:13Why?
05:14I am closer to 30 than I am to 20, and I am looking for something long term.
05:20I'm not looking for you.
05:22I'm way more mature than you think.
05:24Age is just a number.
05:26Yeah, I don't think so, Jordan.
05:28It's never going to happen.
05:29I'm somewhat older.
05:30Someone who actually has a driver's license that's legal, not a fake ID.
05:35I have a driver's license.
05:37No, she means one that is actually of your age and that you're not using to get into
05:42bars, Jordan.
05:44Look, I don't want to argue with you, Erica.
05:47Can we just please talk in person without all of this mess?
05:50What is this?
05:52Jordan, have you even graduated high school?
05:56I mean, you're 18, buddy.
05:57I'm about to.
05:59Oh, wow.
06:02Erica, are you?
06:04He realized that you made out with a high schooler in the bar.
06:08You could go to prom.
06:09You know what?
06:10That's disgusting.
06:11I cannot believe that I made out with a high school senior.
06:15Well, then let me ask the question.
06:18Let me ask the question.
06:20Jordan, would you like to go out on a second date with Erica?
06:22We will pay for it.
06:23I would love to.
06:25Plus, you can get some from me that night.
06:28Oh, there you go, Erica.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Experienced man.
06:33I can't even respond.
06:35I'm disgusted.
06:37I can't.
06:37I have nothing.
06:38You responded at the club.
06:40Wow.
06:41Jordan, you might be 18, but the confidence on you is amazing, man.
06:45Erica, you might want to think about dating him because he's got the kind of mentality
06:48that could make him a millionaire by the time he's 25.
06:51I am no way in hell dating a teenager.
06:55There is no teenager.
06:57Teenager?
06:57No.
06:57Tell you what, Erica.
07:00In a few years when I've matured to your standard or whatever you want, can we please talk?
07:06No, Jordan.
07:07Go find yourself a cute little 15-year-old and go make out in a park somewhere.
07:12Hey, Erica.
07:14The second date update was obviously not successful for you.
07:16You didn't get a second date.
07:17Yes.
07:17All right.
07:18I'm not wrong.
07:19Yeah.
07:19I'm not wrong.
07:20I'm not wrong.
07:20Okay.
07:20Say, goodbye.
07:20Okay.
07:21Maybe take that.
07:22Okay.
07:22Yeah.
07:22Maybe ?
07:23Happy yup.
07:23Bye.
07:24Yeah.
07:24Okay.
07:26Do you?
07:27Bye.
07:27Bye.
07:28Bye.
07:28農...
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07:32Bye.
07:32Hi.
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07:41Bye.
07:41Woo.
07:42Bye.
07:43Bye.
07:43Bye.
07:44Bye-fire.

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