- 3 months ago
She thinks dragons are real?!
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00:00Hello.
00:01Hi, I'm looking for Aaron.
00:03Yeah, that's me. Who's this?
00:06Hey, what's up, Aaron? How are you?
00:07This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:10Uh, from who?
00:12Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
00:14It's a radio show.
00:16Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:17So you've heard of the show?
00:19Yeah, I've heard of it.
00:21Okay. Have you ever heard of the segment we do called the Second Date Update?
00:25No, sorry.
00:26Oh, that's okay.
00:27Okay. You're going to get very familiar with it because you're a part of a Second Date Update now.
00:32What?
00:33It's a segment we do on our show where if you go out on a date with somebody
00:36and then end up not calling them back afterwards,
00:39they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask what went wrong.
00:42So a girl named Maria emailed us about you.
00:46Oh, okay.
00:48That's the excited voice, right?
00:50Yeah. She told us a little bit about your date.
00:53It didn't sound like much of a date, just breaking into her house, basically.
00:56When you came to pick her up.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:59Yeah, that did happen.
01:01But she also said that you're not calling her back.
01:04And at the end of that experience, you guys had sort of made plans to go out again.
01:09Yeah.
01:12Yeah.
01:13It just doesn't seem like it's really a great fit.
01:17You know?
01:17Like, it seems like...
01:19I don't know.
01:19I don't want to be mean.
01:20But it just seems like it would be kind of hard to actually date her.
01:24Why is that?
01:27I don't know.
01:28I just...
01:29It feels like we're on different levels, if that makes any sense.
01:32Is it because you had to break into her house because she forgot her keys that were actually in her purse?
01:37No.
01:38No, it's not that at all.
01:39That was actually pretty great.
01:41I don't get to break a lot of windows.
01:42That was really fun.
01:43Oh, so you did think that that part, well, the only part, really, of your whole date, you had a good time with her.
01:50Yeah, yeah.
01:50If every girl wanted me to break into her house, I would totally be fine with that.
01:54That's a fun adventure.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Okay.
01:56Seems like an exciting time.
01:58I thought the blood would definitely be like, well, I cut myself and I'm leaving.
02:02I assume it was super minor and she had bandage.
02:04It was not a big deal.
02:05Okay.
02:06So then what's the reason that you're not calling her back?
02:08Why don't you feel like you're on the same level or whatever you said?
02:11Well, so while we were around one of the sides of her house trying to find a window to get into, we were talking.
02:18We were trying to salvage a date out of this.
02:21Right.
02:21And this is the first time we've talked in person, so we were chatting.
02:24You're having like first date get to know me conversation over trying to shimmy a window open to get into a house.
02:31Yeah, we're just making small talk or whatever.
02:34So we're talking about TV shows that we're watching and we both love Game of Thrones.
02:39Okay.
02:39Which is my favorite show.
02:41I'm not going to spoil anything, but we were talking about it and she said something that seemed kind of weird early on.
02:49She just said, it's weird that a thousand years ago people had to worry about getting eaten by dragons.
02:59But she was joking, right?
03:01I mean, that was being silly.
03:02That's what I thought.
03:03So I laughed.
03:04I thought that was funny.
03:05And she heard me laughing and she was like, what?
03:08Dragons are bad.
03:11Just like that.
03:12Just like that.
03:13Oh my gosh.
03:13So she thought dragons were real.
03:16At this point, I don't know what she's thinking.
03:18Like, is this some sort of issue?
03:20Is she messing with me?
03:21Is this like some test?
03:23Like, will you break a window?
03:25Do you think that I think dragons are real?
03:27Like, it's all some elaborate first date test, you know?
03:31And so I don't know.
03:33So I'm like, I'm sort of feeling it out.
03:35And I laughed.
03:36And I think we're having an okay time.
03:38And she keeps talking about like what this time period would have been like to live in.
03:44Not this universe, this time period.
03:46She actually said, Game of Thrones is my favorite period piece.
03:51So maybe she just used the wrong wording.
03:54Like, there's no way she actually thinks it's like a reenactment from real life.
03:58As far as I can tell.
04:00Like, she doesn't think like there were cameras there, obviously.
04:03But she thinks it's like based on a true story.
04:07Like that.
04:08No.
04:09She got into like how it's weird that wizards and witches just like aren't around as much anymore.
04:15Like, she's going to disappear.
04:18At any time, did you explain to her that Game of Thrones is made up and it's not a documentary?
04:24Look, man.
04:25If she thinks that's true, then I don't want to break her heart.
04:29I don't want to crush her and tell her about the terrible world.
04:32And if she's messing with me, I don't want to admit that I'm fooled.
04:35There's no win situation.
04:37Yeah, I guess you're screwed.
04:39Hey, Aaron, I do want to let you know, though, that you might have crushed her.
04:44What do you mean?
04:44I mean that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation.
04:48It's probably mine.
04:49And she might have just found out that Game of Thrones is not real.
04:53Maria, are you still there?
04:55I'm not stupid.
04:57I know that Game of Thrones isn't real.
04:59It's not a documentary.
05:01But it's based on true events.
05:04I mean, I hope you're messing with me.
05:07I hope that this is just a really good joke.
05:09It's like the Renaissance, you know, like that stuff.
05:15It's like that show Vikings, you know, like, what are you trying to say that Vikings aren't real?
05:22Vikings are real.
05:23They existed.
05:25Dragons did not exist.
05:27Well, they don't exist anymore because humans killed them.
05:33What are you talking about, Maria?
05:36Okay, are you guys screwing with me?
05:38Are you all in on this prank thing?
05:40No, we're not at all.
05:43I promise you, Maria wanted to call you to find out what went wrong on the date.
05:47I should have known with the window, you guys, that somebody was setting me up, this whole thing.
05:51This is not a setup, I promise you.
05:54Maria, do you really think that dragons existed?
05:57They did.
05:58I read history books about them.
06:01Sci-fi and history books are not the same thing.
06:04That's what I'm saying.
06:05I'm not dumb, guys.
06:07Like, I know that the Game of Thrones story is dramatized, but, like, dragons actually existed in the Renaissance.
06:14You can read about it, and, like, witchcraft and wizardry was a thing.
06:20Well, that part, that part's true.
06:22Sort of.
06:23I don't know which books you're reading, Maria, but I want to read them.
06:26It's in tons of books, and you can start by reading the Bible because it's got all of that.
06:33Wow.
06:33All right.
06:34I know that they exist, and I have proof.
06:37You don't even have to read the books.
06:39Like, I'll send you the Wikipedia links that I found, and you can read it yourself.
06:43So, you're serious.
06:45You really believe this?
06:47100% I believe with all my heart that dragons used to exist, and I'm afraid that they'll come back.
06:54Oh, my God, you guys.
06:55Science is not a belief system.
06:58It's the Bible.
06:59Read it.
07:01Are there dragons in the Bible?
07:03Well, Maria, what do you think about that being the reason that Aaron's not calling you back because he disagrees with you on the whole dragons being real things?
07:11I don't like the tone of this whole thing because it feels like everyone's making fun of me, but Aaron is the ignorant one.
07:19I'm not making fun of you, Maria.
07:21I just, I haven't read what you've read, and I'm not as educated as you on the subject, so I can't claim to know anything about dragons.
07:29No, you won't.
07:30Well, you should do that because it's an interesting subject.
07:33Okay.
07:33I will.
07:34At this point, I would like to ask Aaron, though, real quick.
07:36Aaron, would you like to go on a second date with Maria?
07:39We will pay for it.
07:40I mean, at this point, I don't know if she wants to go on a second date with me, but I'm kind of curious where this goes.
07:46Are you being serious?
07:47Do you hear that, Maria?
07:48You want to go out with her again.
07:50She's fun.
07:51Dude.
07:51You know what?
07:52Like, I'm up for it.
07:54You know, like, you only get one chance in life to have this kind of fun, right?
07:57Oh, my God.
07:58Maria, would you like to go out with Aaron again?
08:00Yeah.
08:01You guys can hash out the whole Game of Thrones thing in person.
08:05If Aaron is open to hearing me out and reading my books, then, yes, I would consider going out with him again.
08:15Aaron, can you promise to go into this next date with Maria with an open mind about dragons?
08:20Absolutely.
08:21Wonderful.
08:22Congratulations, Maria.
08:24You got your second date.
08:25We did it.
08:26I love you guys.
08:27Thank you so much.
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