00:01You know that feeling when a guy you like sends you a text at 2 o'clock on a Tuesday night
00:05asking if he can come and find you?
00:09And then you open the door to him like you've always forgotten he's coming over.
00:13Oh!
00:15Hi.
00:16Hey.
00:21Oh, my God, definitely not. That does nothing for you.
00:24What?
00:25These are my clothes, boo. I've been wearing these all day.
00:28What are you?
00:30I love you!
00:34How did you two meet?
00:35She used to be our godmother.
00:36But then their parents split up.
00:38Mum died.
00:39You really are very good looking.
00:43Very.
00:45Very.
00:48It's been really nice to spend the day with a normal family.
00:53The only thing harder than having to tell your super high-powered,
00:56perfect, anorexic, rich, super-sister that you've run out of money
00:59is having to ask her to bail you out.
01:04I'm just going to ask her.
01:05I'm just going to come.
01:06Do you need to borrow money?
01:07No.
01:08Why is she doing that?
01:09I thought I was going to get raped!
01:10You don't like other girls.
01:11You can keep up.
01:15I should ask you if you want to go out and for a drink with me.
01:29And I'll be sure to treat you like a nasty little bitch.
01:32bitch um that was a joke yeah okay so you how'd you to meet oh i met her on a bus yeah
01:45it's so easy to pick up girls these days i was like hi and she's like i'll take my number for me
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