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00:00Us, Hillary.
00:02I don't think we're going to work.
00:04What?
00:07Look, I need a partner in life.
00:09A wife who's going to go where I need to go
00:11and do what I need to do
00:12and be excited about my accomplishments.
00:14I can't get dragged down by somebody
00:15who's out saving dogs and cats.
00:17God knows what else.
00:20Jason, is this about moving to Pittsburgh?
00:23I'll move to Pittsburgh.
00:27A new VP position opened up in our Pittsburgh office,
00:29and I guarantee I am the top pick for this position.
00:32We have a life here.
00:34What am I going to do with Pittsburgh?
00:38Look, I just have to stay focused and mobile
00:41to advance in my career.
00:42I've got to keep my priorities straight.
00:44Believe me, this is one of those tough decisions,
00:45but it's for the best, for both of us.
00:49I just can't make a mistake.
00:51Not now.
00:57What type of color?
00:59You stink.
01:03Just...
01:03I have to get this.
01:06Just, just, just...
01:07Go for it, man.
01:10No, no, no.
01:10That is exactly how you...
01:11He's a jerk.
01:15I knew he was too good to be true.
01:17Maybe my mom was right.
01:18Maybe I let him keep one foot out the door.
01:20All right, it's time to pick the winner
01:22for this week's KJWM Weekly Holiday Vacation Giveaway.
01:25And the lucky winner is...
01:27Hillary Burns.
01:28Oh, my God, you won!
01:31We are finally in the running for a trip to Mexico.
01:33It could be our honeymoon.
01:35What?
01:35All of my sisters found perfect men,
01:38and I can't even get one in the door.
01:40Is that it?
01:42Is that what would make you happy right now,
01:43to bring home a man for Thanksgiving?
01:46I just can't go home all alone.
01:47I just can't face it.
01:48I can't do it.
01:49Not now.
01:50Okay, look, all you have to do is just post this
01:55with a flirty little intro video of your pretty face,
01:58and voila, all you have to do is click.
02:00I'll help you do the video.
02:02You really think it's a good idea to bring a stranger home
02:06or possibly a psycho to my parents' house for Thanksgiving?
02:09Hillary, I just wanted you to know
02:12I planned a small family gathering at the house
02:15for when you and Jason arrive.
02:17Do it.
02:18What?
02:18Of course, if he preferred white.
02:22Hi.
02:23Hi.
02:24Hi.
02:24Hi.
02:25My name is Hillary.
02:27I need to hire a fake fiancƩ
02:29to bring home to my family for Thanksgiving.
02:32In return, you will receive two free first-class tickets
02:34to Playa del Carmen, Mexico.
02:37So just record a quick video intro,
02:39post it to this page,
02:40and we'll get back to you.
02:45Whoa!
02:46What?
02:47Who is it?
02:47Come in.
02:47I can't believe it.
02:49Look at all of these.
02:56All right.
02:57Mexico has got some sweetest waves, man.
03:00I mean, after the weekends over here,
03:02we can just serve,
03:03sign,
03:04serve,
03:05eat,
03:06serve,
03:06and then serve some more.
03:07I do have irritable bowel syndrome.
03:10Uh-oh.
03:11Do I really need to get to Mexico?
03:12Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:13Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:14Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:17Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:18Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:22Oh!
03:22Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:24I knew this was a bad idea.
03:33Come over here!
03:34No!
03:34No!
03:35No!
03:35No!
03:36I don't like you!
03:37Come on!
03:37Just talk to him.
03:38He's cute.
03:39He kind of looks like Jason.
03:40Hello?
03:41Hi.
03:42Is everything okay over there?
03:43Depending on what you mean by okay.
03:45Everything's great.
03:46Why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?
03:48Oh!
03:49Okay.
03:50My name is David.
03:51I'm an actor.
03:52Hey, wait.
03:53I know you.
03:54Hey, wait.
03:55I know you.
03:56You're the cell phone guy in the costume.
03:59That's just sad.
04:01He's our first interview.
04:02Come on.
04:03Let's go.
04:04Hi.
04:05Excuse me.
04:06Oh!
04:07I'm sorry.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09Hi.
04:10I said acting is my full-time job, and today I'm playing a large cell phone.
04:14Oh, crap.
04:15I knew it.
04:16Come on.
04:17That's right.
04:18And you're the reporter?
04:20Yeah.
04:21I was sorry to hear about the newspaper shutting down.
04:23Did you lose your job, or...?
04:25What do you think?
04:26Right.
04:27Sorry.
04:28Obvious.
04:29For what it's worth, I got fired playing a big red cell phone, so...
04:34Oh, I'm sorry.
04:35Don't be.
04:36You could help me save my very last shred of dignity.
04:39I mean, if I can't book a job playing a fake fiance for a weekend, I should probably call it quits.
04:45Are you free to meet Hillary tomorrow, face to face?
04:48Sure thing.
04:51Hey.
04:52Okay.
04:53So, I Facebooked him.
04:54He hasn't responded.
04:55And when you Google him, the only thing that comes up are a few photos of him on Flickr with some chick named Lindsay on a beach.
05:01So, looks like he's not a psycho.
05:04He's just another out-of-work loser actor.
05:06You sound like my agent.
05:07Oh.
05:08Hi.
05:09Hi.
05:10Um, you two have fun.
05:12Great.
05:13Hi.
05:14So, I checked out?
05:15Yeah, seems like it.
05:16Do you think that Jason is more of a corporate lawyer type or...
05:20Corporate.
05:21What kind of car do you drive?
05:22Uh, 98, Jeep Grand Cherokee, fully loaded.
05:24We'll take my car.
05:25Okay.
05:26Okay.
05:27Okay.
05:28I'm gonna find you on Facebook.
05:29Accept my request.
05:30Click on all my family photo albums.
05:31Memorize all the names.
05:32Everybody's clearly marked.
05:33Okay.
05:34Will do.
05:35Okay.
05:36Well, I guess I'll pick you up here tomorrow, 8 a.m. sharp.
05:39Sounds good.
05:40Okay.
05:41Well, I guess I'll pick you up here tomorrow, 8 a.m. sharp.
05:44Sounds good.
05:45Okay.
05:46Um...
05:47Sorry.
05:48I don't know what's going on here with the thing, the hair.
05:50I'll take care of it.
05:51Yeah?
05:52Okay.
05:53Bye.
05:54Bye.
05:55Bye.
05:56Bye.
05:57Bye.
05:58Bye.
05:59Bye.
06:00Bye.
06:01Bye.
06:02Bye.
06:03Bye.
06:04Bye.
06:05Bye.
06:06Bye.
06:07Bye.
06:08Bye.
06:09Coffee.
06:20You clean up real good.
06:22You look nice yourself.
06:26And don't forget, my parents are very excited that you are a lawyer.
06:30About that.
06:31I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pull that off.
06:34You're an actor.
06:35Act.
06:39Okay.
06:40Hit me with the family breakdown.
06:42Okay.
06:43Uh, Meredith.
06:44Mother.
06:45Housewife extraordinaire.
06:46Roy.
06:47Dad.
06:48The councilman.
06:49Uh, your youngest sister is Trish.
06:50Joy.
06:51Right.
06:52Right.
06:53Trish is the middle one.
06:54And, uh, her husband is Gil.
06:55And Joy's fiance's name is?
06:56Uh...
06:57John.
06:58Paul.
06:59Peter.
07:00Get these straight.
07:01They're all gonna be at the party.
07:02Party?
07:03Yeah.
07:04It's no big deal.
07:05Just family.
07:06How long were you and Jason engaged?
07:07Uh, we dated for seven months.
07:08They were engaged for two.
07:09Wow.
07:10What happened?
07:11He's, uh, he's under a lot of pressure.
07:15Really stressed.
07:16He got this big job promotion offer in Pittsburgh.
07:18So...
07:19Oh, look.
07:20Here we are.
07:24Okay.
07:25Just remember, say as little as possible and follow my lead.
07:28Here we go.
07:31Here we go.
07:32Oh, honey, honey, honey, you're finally here.
07:36Come here.
07:37Oh, sweetie.
07:38Come here.
07:43You know, you could wash that car every once in a while.
07:46What about Jason's Tesla?
07:48I wanted to ride in that.
07:50Oh, that was my fault.
07:51I wanted to save my mileage, so we took the Jetta instead.
07:54Oh, well.
07:55At least we finally get to meet Jason.
08:01You're practically part of the family now.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Okay, well, let's go in.
08:05Okay.
08:06Everybody's looking forward to meeting you.
08:09Okay, come on in here.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:14I thought you said this was family only.
08:16I didn't want the whole town to think that you were going to be a spinster forever.
08:21Everyone, this is Hillary's Beyonce, Jason.
08:25Hi.
08:26Hi.
08:27How's it going?
08:28Oh, hey.
08:30So, Jason?
08:31Yeah.
08:32You were that firm that's defending that, uh, schmuck Shorman.
08:35Shorman?
08:36Yeah, man.
08:37He's as guilty as they come if you ask me.
08:38Pilking all those suckers out of their life savings.
08:40You know, Frank, I think everybody's considered innocent until proven guilty.
08:44Isn't that right?
08:45Jason?
08:47Jason?
08:48Yeah.
08:49Mr. Burns.
08:50Call me Roy.
08:51Yes.
08:52Pleasure to meet you, Roy.
08:53You know what they say.
08:54Does it feel to be defending a crook like that?
08:56Well, I...
08:57You know what?
08:58Frank?
08:59Why don't you get yourself some eggnog?
09:00I just whipped up a fresh batch.
09:01Oh, it's fantastic.
09:02Thanks, man.
09:03The practice comes for the eggnog.
09:05Exactly.
09:06So listen, uh, what kind of cases do you do?
09:08Do you do, um, I don't know, fraud or extortion or money laundering?
09:12Uh, yeah.
09:13Yeah, I do all of those.
09:15Come on, Dad.
09:16Leave poor Jason alone.
09:17He spent enough time in the office already.
09:19Yeah, doing all that lawyering.
09:22You play?
09:23Uh, yes, but my family.
09:25No, that would be great.
09:27Mind if I don't?
09:31You know, when Hillary was young, she used to sing.
09:35Oh?
09:36That's...
09:37No, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
09:46Okay, everybody, it's time to show the engagement ring.
09:50Wait till you see this beauty.
09:52Ta-da!
09:55So...
09:56I, I, I, I...
10:00I, I, I, I...
10:01I, I, I...
10:02Where's the ring?
10:03I, I, I, I...
10:04That's a funny story, actually, right?
10:07Sweetie, it turns out Hillary lost a few pounds.
10:10And the ring doesn't fit her anymore.
10:12And this morning, she's taking a shower.
10:14She gets out of the shower.
10:15And the ring falls off her finger into the toilet.
10:18She calls me hysteric.
10:19I'm crazy.
10:20Crazy.
10:21I was crazy.
10:22Crazy.
10:23She was, she was freaking out.
10:24I get there.
10:25So, what do I do?
10:26I've got to man up.
10:27Right, Roy?
10:28Yeah.
10:29I've got to do it.
10:30It's go time.
10:31I'm going there.
10:32I'm going deep.
10:33I can feel it.
10:34I can feel it right there.
10:35It gets away.
10:36Then I have to, I have to go a little bit deeper.
10:37And I'm reaching for it.
10:38And...
10:39Nope.
10:40Deeper.
10:41Deeper.
10:42Yes, for me.
10:43Small hands.
10:44It's disturbing, actually.
10:45And I can feel it.
10:46I can feel it.
10:47I can feel it.
10:48Right on the edge of my finger.
10:49It's right there.
10:50And...
10:51Oh, my God.
10:52We decided to leave it home.
10:53Until we get it resized.
10:54Yeah.
10:55That's better safe than sorry.
10:56Right, sweetie?
10:59Mm-hmm.
11:03I'm going to get a drink.
11:05Hey.
11:06Hell, isn't it?
11:07I thought you quit.
11:09I did.
11:12So, is my fiance boring yours with his foot talk yet?
11:15No.
11:16But I think David's got his hands pretty full.
11:18Did I say David?
11:21Yeah.
11:22And Jason.
11:23Of course.
11:24David's a friend.
11:25I was on the phone.
11:27Hey.
11:28Well, I guess we better go back in there.
11:30If Mom has anything else to surprise me with, can you please tell me?
11:34Deal.
11:35Good to see you.
11:37Oh, my sweetie.
11:38Oh, we're good.
11:39Yes, your picture's taken.
11:40Oh, my family phone.
11:41Oh, yes, we are.
11:42We're together.
11:43Here.
11:44Hey, everybody.
11:45Don't worry, I could show Jason his room.
11:49Well, honey, don't be silly.
11:51The inn is full.
11:52Besides, I don't expect you to have separate rooms.
11:59Just separate beds.
12:01Separate ones.
12:02And if you need extra pillows or blankets, just ask me.
12:05That's okay, Mom.
12:06I think I know where everything is.
12:07Okay, Mom.
12:08You take it tonight, I'll take it tomorrow night.
12:10Whatever you want.
12:11Okay.
12:12I'm gonna go get a change for bed.
12:14Okay.
12:20Oh!
12:22Oh!
12:23Oh!
12:24Oh!
12:25Sorry.
12:26Um...
12:27No, I'm sorry.
12:28I thought you were still in the...
12:29Pajamas, please?
12:30Uh, no, I don't, uh...
12:32I don't wear...
12:34Pajamas.
12:35I didn't bring it.
12:36Oh, okay, it's fine.
12:37I'll just...
12:38Fine.
12:39Ugh.
12:46Daddy?
12:47Daddy.
12:48I'm not guilty.
12:49Sorry?
12:50What?
12:51Sorry?
12:52I came to ask you if Jason could borrow some pajamas.
12:55Oh, I don't have any.
12:56Your mother and I sleep in the wrong.
12:58Ugh.
12:59Since when?
13:00Oh, since Joy went off to college.
13:03When we ran around naked for a week, you should see...
13:05Oh, right.
13:06No, no, no.
13:07This guy, uh, this Jason, he treats you right, doesn't he?
13:11Yeah, yeah, of course.
13:13What?
13:15You love him?
13:16What?
13:17It's an easy question.
13:18Should be an easy answer.
13:19Dad, I'm marrying the guy.
13:21So?
13:22Do you love him?
13:24Yes, I do.
13:26Hey.
13:27The Beatles are right, after all.
13:32All you need is love.
13:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:39And, um, I'm sorry, I'm calling someone.
13:42And, uh, it's nothing important.
13:45But, uh, I-I-I just wanted to let you know that I may have locked into some tickets to
13:52Latin for Carmen.
13:53And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might want to go?
13:55No.
13:56Hey, um, call me.
13:57Hey.
13:58Hey.
13:59Hey.
14:00Hey.
14:01Um, call me.
14:02Hey.
14:03Good morning.
14:06Carmen. And, um, I don't know, I thought maybe you might want to go?
14:12No.
14:14Hey, um, call me.
14:31Good morning.
14:32Good morning, sweetheart.
14:33Where's Trish Young?
14:34Oh, Trish has sold the hotel. Gil hasn't shown up yet.
14:38Why are they staying at a hotel when there's plenty of room here?
14:40Well, with Emma and the nanny, maybe they felt they'd be a bother.
14:45I don't even know why Trish has a nanny. I mean, come on. I felt like she's ever had a job.
14:49But it's nice that her husband can afford to give her whatever she wants. He's just never around.
14:56How about Jason?
14:57How much does he earn?
14:59Mom.
15:00Oh, sweetie, I just want to make sure that you're cared for.
15:03Oh, come on, Mom. It is the 21st century. You don't need to be cared for. We have our own jobs. Right, Hill?
15:10Actually, the newspaper I was working for shut down.
15:14Oh, honey, not again.
15:16Well, it's not my fault. Nobody reads newspapers anymore. Everything's on the Internet.
15:20I know.
15:22Well, just in time.
15:23I want you to tell me if my yam casserole is sweet enough.
15:28Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not a fan.
15:29Oh, yes, you are. You're such a joker. He's such a joker. He loves yams. Like I said, he loves yams.
15:36Yeah, I love it.
15:37Okay.
15:38Okay.
15:38I made that with Splenda instead of sugar.
15:48Oh, yeah. Maybe just a little more time. He is really funny. He is. He really is. He's so funny. He's such a kidder.
15:58Well, I just hope he's more serious when it comes to setting a wedding date. Please don't start.
16:04Honey, I'm sorry if I seem a little anxious. It's just that I have been deprived of planning the weddings for not one, but two of my daughters.
16:18Here we go.
16:18Can't you girls understand that a mother wants to plan her daughter's weddings?
16:24Oh, since you were babies, I've dreamed of this.
16:28I meant to find out that Tricia eloped to an island.
16:32Well, what about Joy? Joy's engaged.
16:34Yes.
16:35Joy's engaged.
16:36Yes, he is. And has been for two years.
16:39I will be six feet under by the time she sets a date.
16:45I'm sorry if I'm a little upset.
16:50But, but, honey, it's come down to you. You're the only one I can count on.
16:56I'm, I'm, uh...
16:57December 21st.
16:59I'm, I'm, uh...
17:00December 21st.
17:02I didn't want to tell you. I wanted to...
17:04We were going to surprise you at dinner, but that's it. December 21st.
17:08You're getting married on December 21st?
17:11Yes.
17:11Oh, my God. It's kind of soon, but it's fabulous.
17:16Oh, my darling, girl. Oh, this is fantastic.
17:20Oh, did you hear?
17:22I'm so happy.
17:24Well, okay, I have to book the community hall and call Gail's greenery.
17:29I don't even know the number.
17:30We wanted something small.
17:36What are they doing out there?
17:43Well, your father got it in his head that he was going to deep fry the turkey this year.
17:48Once we get this baby boiling, you just rig the bird up to this line, just drop it in the oil, huh?
17:54Whatever you say.
17:55All right, let's fire this bad boy up.
17:57All right?
17:57Get that, would you?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Let me ask you something.
18:00Uh-huh.
18:00Would you ever represent a councilman or a politician or anything?
18:03No, but not personally.
18:05But you could, huh?
18:06Sure.
18:07Good to know.
18:08Good to know.
18:10Uh, wait.
18:11Don't you want to wait until the oil...
18:14Come on, we're missing the gate.
18:16Besides, it's going to take half an hour for it to get boiling.
18:18Come on.
18:18Oh, God.
18:20Okay.
18:21So, it's me.
18:23No, things are not going well at all.
18:24I just told my mom that David and I are getting married in a month.
18:26You're marrying David now?
18:28That was quick.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29Me and Jason.
18:30I just, I blurted it out that we're getting married on December 21st.
18:33What?
18:34This is nuts.
18:35We're putting you on speaker.
18:36Well, no, but what if Jason really did get cold feet and he's going to come back to me
18:40because I mean more than, more than Pittsburgh.
18:42And then the wedding's already planned, which is, which is actually not that crazy.
18:47No, it's crazy, Hill.
18:48It's super crazy.
18:49I know, that's crazy.
18:51What am I going to do?
18:52Look, I don't know.
18:53Surf's off.
18:54Greg's going to be here any minute.
18:55I got to go.
18:56What?
18:57Yeah, just listen to your heart.
18:59Just ride the wave.
19:01Just ride the wave.
19:03What?
19:04I don't want longer.
19:05Sophie.
19:06Sophie.
19:07You know, Roy, I think it's probably been 30 minutes.
19:12Should we go check on the pot?
19:14You know, I could use a little, you know, legal counsel.
19:19Oh, well, you're a councilman, right?
19:23I'm sure you have a great lawyer.
19:25He's a little too involved.
19:28You know what I mean?
19:29Anyway, what would be better than keeping it in a family?
19:33Hmm.
19:33All right, well, I guess I'd better go.
19:35Drop that bird in the oil.
19:37Oh, uh, you sure you don't need a hand with that?
19:39No, no.
19:39I got it, Kurt.
19:42Uh, ticklish.
19:46Hi.
19:47Did...
19:48There's beeping.
19:49Uh, thank you.
19:50Um, Peter, can I have my foot back, man?
19:55Oh, of course.
19:57You're welcome.
19:58Okay.
19:58Anything important?
20:14Oh, no.
20:16No, nothing important.
20:24Oh!
20:24Oh!
20:28Oh, oh, uh...
20:40Roy!
20:46Oh, for the love of...
20:50Well, this isn't so bad, is it?
20:56Oh, oh.
20:59I asked for seltzer.
21:00This looks like tap water with cheese floating in it.
21:04Sorry, Mrs. Burns.
21:07I can see that your old boyfriend hasn't amounted to much.
21:11Hi!
21:12Hi!
21:13Sorry we're late.
21:14Hey, we're coming.
21:15Where's Gil?
21:16Uh, the benefit that he was attending ran late,
21:20so now he's snowed in in New York.
21:23Well, that's too bad.
21:24I know.
21:25If you were here, he could have gotten us a table at the golf club.
21:28Then we wouldn't have to eat in this dump.
21:29Hey, it's not snowing in New York.
21:32Hmm.
21:33Oh.
21:33It's not.
21:34You know, Gilbert has a platinum membership to all the best clubs.
21:36Well, I'm not a big golf fan, so this place suits me just fine.
21:42This is fine.
21:45This is great.
21:45I...
21:46No?
21:47I thought you said that you met Jason at a charity golf tournament.
21:54Mm-hmm.
21:54That you were covering for that paper?
21:56Mm-hmm.
21:56That's right.
21:57Yeah.
21:58But I'm not a fan of the golf.
22:01But, you know, like a spectator.
22:04But I just play.
22:04But very, very badly.
22:05Very, very badly.
22:07That's why they gave you a car.
22:09Yeah.
22:10A Tesla, right?
22:11Yes.
22:12He won the car at the tournament, and you interviewed the winner.
22:15Look at me.
22:15He forgets everything, right, honey?
22:18Crazy.
22:19I think you're sandbagging, aren't you?
22:21Oh, my God.
22:22Sand.
22:22My similar.
22:22Hola.
22:23Oh, thank you.
22:24My name is Paco, and I'll be your server this holiday evening.
22:27Would you like to hear about our specials?
22:29Ah, seguro.
22:31Okay, well, basically what we have is anything that's chicken, pollo, we switch that out for
22:36guajolote.
22:39Guajolote?
22:42Guajolote.
22:43That means turkey.
22:44And that turkey tacos are particularly delicious tonight.
22:48David?
22:49Yes?
22:51Hey!
22:52It's Julian!
22:53Hi, Julian!
22:54Hey!
22:55Hey there!
22:56Hi there!
22:57But my name is Jason.
22:59Jason?
23:00Jason is my name.
23:01No, it's not.
23:02Really?
23:03Yeah, he's Jason.
23:04But my...
23:05David is my middle name, so there's confusion sometimes.
23:09Oh, okay.
23:10Alrighty.
23:10Well, I mean, it's been a while since we did that bus and truck tour pair together.
23:16Oh, God, you look good.
23:17Are you still in the biz?
23:18Yes.
23:20So what are you doing?
23:21Oh, you're looking at it.
23:22It's a nightmare, yeah.
23:23I had to move back in with my parents to get a more stable career going on, so here I am.
23:27All right, I hear you.
23:29Gracias.
23:30De nada.
23:30I'll be there.
23:31It never stops.
23:33Anyway, I'll be back in a minute to get your orders.
23:35Just word to the wise, don't get the huevos rancheros.
23:38I had them for breakfast.
23:38I feel like there's a knife in my colon.
23:40Happy turkey day, everyone.
23:41OlƩ!
23:42OlƩ!
23:43OlƩ!
23:43So, Jason, David, what biz are you still in?
23:54Oh, I'm in the law.
23:55I do a little pro bono work.
24:02I'm charity.
24:04And I represented a few theater companies a few years back.
24:09So, theater people are so crazy.
24:13I do some salsa.
24:16He's a giver.
24:20How could you forget we went over that at least half of those times?
24:23I've never played golf before.
24:24It's not a part of my repertoire.
24:26And what was all that with the crazy waiter in the diner?
24:28We were in a production of hair eight years ago.
24:30How was I supposed to know we'd end up in...
24:32Where are we, anyway?
24:33Is everything okay?
24:35As we were just talking about the mix-up of the diner.
24:39Oh, what mix-up?
24:41Well, I'm pooped.
24:42Oh, I'm pooped, too.
24:44It's not every day that we blow up a turkey around here.
24:47You know, dinner was actually kind of fun,
24:49and the Mexican food wasn't half bad.
24:51Oh, that's good.
24:52Not as good as your turkey dinner would have been.
24:54It wasn't even close.
24:56You know, if Hillary doesn't take me to the curb,
24:59maybe I'll be lucky enough to try it next year.
25:02Well, you know, I didn't want to deep-fry that turkey in the first place,
25:06but when Rory gets an idea stuck in his head,
25:10we've got stuffing, three pies, and my yam casserole,
25:15which is always better on the second day anyway.
25:18That is so true.
25:19You know, it's getting late.
25:20So you go to bed, get a good night's sleep,
25:25and we'll see you in the morning, okay?
25:27Good night.
25:29Your turn to sleep on the cock.
25:30I'm sorry.
25:36No.
25:37No, it was me.
25:40I dropped the ball.
25:42I just, I don't know why you're doing this.
25:44I mean, I know you want the tickets,
25:45but there's got to be an easier way to get to Mexico.
25:47It's where I met my girlfriend.
25:56Or, rather, my ex-girlfriend.
25:59I guess I thought that if I took her back to the resort where we met,
26:03and, I don't know, it might read Night the Spark or something,
26:09but I didn't have enough money for the ticket, so...
26:12Well, I'm sure it'll work.
26:15I hope so.
26:16I mean, she's kind of dating this other guy, right now.
26:23But who does she call every time they break up?
26:26Me.
26:27So, obviously.
26:29She, deep down, she really doesn't want to be with him.
26:33Oh.
26:34So you're the get-back guy.
26:37What?
26:38What, man?
26:41The get-back guy?
26:43You know, the guy she calls to get back at her ex.
26:46No, I'm not that guy.
26:47He's that guy.
26:48Well, when you met her, was she seeing him?
26:49No, they're just broken up.
26:51See?
26:53No, no, no.
26:54It's not like that.
26:55No, they broke up.
26:56Uh-huh.
26:56And then we met.
26:58And then we were, you know, together.
27:01Like a couple.
27:02For how long?
27:03Uh, four, you know, five weeks.
27:06And then she went back to him.
27:10Yeah, but she keeps calling me.
27:13All right.
27:14It may look like I'm the get-back guy, but I know that all she needs to do is get away from that hold he has on her.
27:24And then she can realize that what she really wants is me.
27:28Okay.
27:31Trust me.
27:32I know.
27:33She's materialistic and sentimental.
27:36So this could work.
27:37Maybe.
27:39I mean, the ticket thing.
27:43Are you hungry?
27:44You know, I was bummed when the post closed down.
27:50That was my Sunday morning read.
27:51I love that funky rag.
27:52I know.
27:54The end of an era.
27:55So are you going to find another gay reporting or something?
27:58I don't know.
27:59I mean, the only reason why I got that job was because my friend Sophie worked there and I needed it.
28:03And I thought I'm very good at it.
28:05You wrote that article a few weeks back about the animal shelter, right?
28:10Yeah, that's what I mean.
28:11Well, you must have some talent.
28:12I mean, it's thanks to you that I am now the proud owner of the same dog you were hugging in that photo.
28:18You rescued Skittles from the animal shelter because of what I wrote?
28:22Yeah.
28:22Only his name's Whiskey now.
28:25Yeah.
28:25I'm going to miss the post.
28:27No.
28:28I mean, I get all the news I can handle online.
28:31But I want to hold something, you know?
28:34Not just my laptop, but an actual newspaper.
28:36Yeah, I love print.
28:38Who says print is dead?
28:39Let's start a revolution.
28:40Even a print.
28:41Nice.
28:45What about you?
28:46This and that cell phone gig are the only paying jobs I've had in a while.
28:50Hmm.
28:53Look at the pair of us.
28:54Dumped, unemployed, and eating sugar and carbs at midnight.
28:57Right.
29:02Who is it?
29:03I don't know.
29:08We should take this upstairs.
29:10Great idea.
29:11Only two more days to go.
29:13Free Lilo.
29:14Just go with it.
29:16I think we can totally get through this.
29:18Now, let's not pressure it up.
29:20Let's get out of here and go sightseeing or something.
29:22I'm planning.
29:22Wow.
29:29No.
29:30Oh, sorry.
29:31Oh, you startled me.
29:33It's beautiful.
29:35Oh, well, it will be.
29:37You do this all yourself?
29:38Every year.
29:39Um, can I help you at all?
29:41No.
29:42Oh.
29:42I'm sorry.
29:47Uh, okay.
29:49There is a wreath over there that I had designed for the mantel.
29:53Yes.
29:54Here?
29:54Pick it up very carefully, and it belongs right on the mantel in the center.
29:59Okay?
30:00Watch yourself on that ladder.
30:01Oh, I got it.
30:05Thank you, Jason.
30:06Don't worry about it.
30:08It's a little crooked.
30:10There.
30:10No, I mean, thank you for Thanksgiving and for being such a good sport today, and thank
30:21you for loving my daughter.
30:26She loves you very much, you know.
30:31I can see it in her face.
30:34Well, I love her, too, Mrs. Burns.
30:40Oh, call me Meredith.
30:43Please.
30:44Or, or Mom, if you like.
30:48Okay.
30:52Listen, uh, can I give you a hand with anything else, or?
30:55After 20-some years, I've got it down to a science.
30:59All right.
30:59I'll, um, head up to bed, then.
31:06Good night, Jason.
31:13Good night.
31:16Good night, Mom.
31:17Hey, Hilary.
31:30Yeah.
31:31You see this?
31:32Oh, yeah.
31:33My mom does this every year after Thanksgiving.
31:35It's her tradition.
31:36When we were little, we used to think it was elves or something.
31:38It's just the two I was looking for.
31:49I know you're only here for a few more days, but we have to find the perfect wedding dress
31:58and pick the china and the linens and the cake.
32:03Oh, I think you should go, hon.
32:04I mean, go with it.
32:07Isn't that what brides are supposed to do?
32:09Go dress shopping with their mothers?
32:11Yes, of course.
32:12Yeah.
32:12But you really think it's a good idea to go shopping on Black Friday?
32:16Let's go shopping!
32:18Let's go shopping!
32:23Come on, look.
32:32Oh, it's beautiful.
32:36Here, hold my purse.
32:39Thanks.
32:41Here, okay, thanks.
32:46Are you almost ready?
32:50Oh!
32:53Hilary, it looks beautiful.
32:56Oh, honey, you look beautiful.
32:58Pretty.
32:59Thank you very much.
33:02Oh, darling, I love you.
33:04Yeah?
33:04Yeah.
33:06Oh!
33:09So what's going on with you and Jason?
33:12Nothing.
33:13My point exactly.
33:15You're two young lovers.
33:17I don't see much affection.
33:21No kiss, no hug.
33:22Mom, he's just not a touchy-feely guy.
33:24Don't worry about it.
33:25Well, I just want to be able to see your marriage succeed, you know.
33:30Most marriages fall apart first in the bedroom.
33:35You know, your father and I make love three times a week.
33:38Ah!
33:38My ears are bleeding.
33:39Jason's a good catch.
33:42A little odd and nervous, I guess, but I like him.
33:46He's good for you.
33:54Pretty.
33:55Oh!
33:57Pretty.
33:58Oh!
33:59Is she getting married?
34:00Well, yes, of course.
34:01I'm not.
34:02Oh.
34:03My therapist says that I should visualize what I want and it will manifest itself.
34:07Well, that sounds like, um, a very good strategy.
34:12I want that dress.
34:13I'll take it.
34:16That's beautiful.
34:18Nice.
34:19Oh!
34:19Oh, ma'am.
34:20Ma'am, that is my fiancƩ's dress.
34:22I saw it first and it's mine.
34:24Okay, can I have it, please?
34:25No.
34:25Look, of your way!
34:26Pretty!
34:27Oh, my God.
34:31Who dressed my bride?
34:37Just between you and I, how would you advise a client to proceed if it was discovered that,
34:42let's say, he was getting money for selling, I don't know, boats?
34:47I would probably advise that person to stop talking about it and not tell anyone.
34:51I'm not kidding.
34:52There's no one.
34:53Gotcha.
34:54Gotcha.
34:56Hey, so what do you like better, cups or mugs?
34:58I don't know.
34:59I think we get better.
35:00You've set a mug.
35:01What do you think?
35:01Table setting for eight or twelve?
35:04Hillary, can I talk outside for me?
35:05Yeah.
35:06Yeah.
35:07What, what, what?
35:11You do realize that we're not actually getting married, right?
35:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:18Yeah.
35:19But what if Jason actually did get cold feet?
35:21I mean, a lot of people think they want to move to Pittsburgh and then they change their mind.
35:26Hey, look sharp, kid.
35:28There is someone here to see you.
35:29Oh, Father Macy, what are you doing here?
35:38Well, sweetie, your wedding is in less than a month.
35:40You really should have met with Father Macy weeks ago, so I invited him over.
35:44Oh, my.
35:46Oh, I am.
35:48Hello, I'm Father Macy.
35:49Hi, Father.
35:51Jason.
35:52So, is there somewhere we could go and talk?
35:55Well, it's a beautiful day.
35:56Why don't you take a walk?
35:57Perfect.
35:59So, Jason, you're going to marry Hillary.
36:02That's what they keep telling me.
36:03I would like to make sure that you're both headed on the same path.
36:07That you share the same ideals and beliefs, for if not, the marriage could suffer.
36:12So, Jason, tell me, which church were you raised in?
36:16Well, I didn't actually go to church.
36:20No worries.
36:20Are you a Roman Catholic?
36:22No.
36:23Protestant?
36:24Mm-mm.
36:24LDS?
36:25Jewish.
36:27Jewish.
36:29Well, I see.
36:32I'm sure you understand, then, that I would not be able to perform the ceremony.
36:35No, we talked about this, and Jason has no problem with converting.
36:39Actually, I...
36:40Oh, I have a wonderful idea.
36:42We could have Jason baptized at the same time as Emma.
36:46Oh, I don't...
36:47No, Trish, I don't...
36:48That...
36:49Yeah, that could...
36:50Wow.
36:51Oh, no way.
36:52No way I'm getting baptized.
36:53Come on.
36:54It's just a formality.
36:55It's not that big a deal.
36:56I'm Jewish.
36:57You're not that Jewish.
36:59What are you even talking about?
37:00My grandma, Turtletop, would roll in her grave if she knew I was doing this.
37:04My mom would be so disappointed if we don't have a wedding at her church.
37:07What wedding, Hillary?
37:09We're not really getting married.
37:10Just quiet.
37:11Shh.
37:11Oh, my God.
37:15I'm so sorry.
37:18This is so stupid.
37:20You're right.
37:21This is so stupid.
37:22What am I doing?
37:22This is so stupid.
37:24I mean, here I am trying to do everything to make my mother happy.
37:28And for what?
37:29To set her up for my greatest disappointment ever.
37:32That's so foolish to think Jason is actually coming back.
37:35He's not coming back.
37:36I mean, he's in Pittsburgh.
37:37He's happy to be rid of me.
37:39Here.
37:49Just give the voucher numbers to the airline for your tickets.
37:52Take them.
37:56You earn them.
37:58But the weekend's not even over yet.
38:02Please.
38:03I couldn't expect you to stay when the crap hits the fan.
38:06I mean, God knows you've been throwing up already.
38:08So, uh, this is it.
38:14Engagement's off?
38:16Yes.
38:17Yeah.
38:18Engagement's off.
38:19Um, is there a train or something I should catch?
38:30Yeah.
38:32Um, you missed the 5.30, but I think there's an 11.30.
38:36One, that's, that's better.
38:38I should probably wait to leave until after everyone's gone to bed.
38:40So.
38:42Thanks.
38:43Sure.
38:56Well, that was, uh, fun.
38:59Right?
38:59Yeah.
39:01Good luck with, uh, everything.
39:04Hope you find the spark in Mexico.
39:08Thanks.
39:08Uh.
39:34Hey, sis.
39:39Call you tomorrow.
39:43Good.
39:43Is that the waiter from the diner?
39:45Yep.
39:46Stu and I dated for a couple months before Mom set me up with the footman.
39:50She thought Stu wasn't good enough, so.
39:53She worked her magic, and the next thing I knew, Stu was out of the picture,
39:58and I was engaged to beat the podiatrist.
40:01Is that why you haven't set a date?
40:03Hmm.
40:03Hmm.
40:04Don't get me wrong.
40:06Pete's a good man.
40:08A little weird.
40:09Hmm.
40:09But good guy.
40:12I just don't love him.
40:16Not like I love Stu.
40:18What's really going on with you and Jason?
40:22Jason dumped me a week ago.
40:25So I hired an actor named David to play my fiancƩ for the weekend.
40:31And you what?
40:35Wait.
40:35Wait.
40:35Wait.
40:36Wait.
40:37Okay.
40:38So where did Jason or David go?
40:43Left.
40:43Just...
40:44Just...
40:45I don't know.
40:49It's left.
40:50It's...
40:50I don't know.
40:52Oh, wow.
40:54But...
40:55You like him.
40:57David.
40:57You like David.
40:58I...
40:58What?
40:58I don't like David.
41:00I don't even know David.
41:01It's crazy.
41:02I like David.
41:04I'm sorry.
41:04Yes.
41:05There's something I have to tell you about Jason.
41:09He dumped me.
41:10I am well aware of what's going on.
41:14You are?
41:14Yes.
41:15I saw him leaving last night.
41:17Oh.
41:17That's just part of it.
41:19That's not...
41:19Hillary Jean.
41:21I have to say this.
41:22Sweetheart.
41:23When are you going to get serious?
41:25You are not a spring chicken anymore.
41:2830 is in the rearview mirror.
41:30And you have nothing to show for it.
41:33No career.
41:34No direction.
41:35And now I guess no Jason.
41:36Guess again.
41:37I thought I was sitting in his car.
41:39I thought I'd invite him in.
41:42Long story tell you later.
41:43They're still on.
41:44They're still on?
41:46Uh, just so everyone knows, for the record,
41:48none of this is Hillary's fault.
41:50Oh, no.
41:51Okay.
41:52So, um, aren't you two going to kiss and make up?
41:55No.
41:56Go on.
41:57Come on.
41:59Okay.
42:07Should I call Father Macy?
42:21I don't know.
42:22I don't know.
42:23No.
42:23No, that's fine.
42:24Call him.
42:25Call him.
42:26Call him.
42:28I gotta...
42:29I should go and pack.
42:34Told you.
42:45Hey, we had a deal, right?
42:48So, is your...
42:50Is your ex or whatever,
42:51is she going to Mexico?
42:53Yep.
42:54Well, that's nice.
42:55You guys should have a good time.
42:57I don't know about me,
42:59but I'm sure she and Peggy
43:00will have a great time.
43:01What do you mean?
43:02She thought I was giving her the tickets.
43:06Oh, how?
43:08She was just using me.
43:10It's the story of my life.
43:11Always the get-back guy,
43:12never just the guy.
43:13You know, don't give her those tickets.
43:19Hi, Liz.
43:20So, do you have the tickets?
43:23Yeah, about that.
43:24Um, you know,
43:25when I told you about these tickets,
43:26I was kind of hoping that you and I
43:27would go and have a good night.
43:29Wait till Matt finds out
43:31that I'm going to Mexico.
43:33Right.
43:33Can we not talk about Matt, maybe?
43:35Oh, my God.
43:36He's going to be so pissed.
43:38Hey, hi.
43:39Hi.
43:41Oh, I'm so sorry, Emily.
43:43I had to meet the caterers.
43:44I had another dress fitting.
43:47I'm sorry.
43:48And you aren't.
43:50You aren't.
43:51Lindsay.
43:51Lindsay.
43:52Lindsay?
43:56Lindsay, David told me all about you
43:58and Playa del Carmen.
43:59God, I guess I'm lucky
44:00he's not into party girls, huh?
44:02Did you send her an invite to our wedding?
44:05Wedding?
44:06You didn't send her an invite?
44:08It happened so fast, though.
44:10That's right.
44:11It was just boom.
44:12Like that.
44:13Love at first sight.
44:14Isn't that right, too?
44:15Mm-hmm.
44:16That's so good.
44:17Thanks, David.
44:18Can I just have the tickets, please?
44:19Mm-hmm.
44:20Who knows?
44:21David, that's actually why I'm here.
44:24I have to admit,
44:24when he first told me
44:25about your thing in Mexico,
44:27I was jealous.
44:28I was.
44:29In the heat of the moment,
44:30I told him to give the vouchers away, right?
44:32Because it's not like
44:33we can have a honeymoon
44:33where he met some girl.
44:35But then,
44:36I woke up this morning
44:37and I was like,
44:39no.
44:40You know what?
44:40The past is the past.
44:41The heck with it.
44:42I mean, he's marrying me,
44:43not you.
44:44So I went online,
44:45I traded in the vouchers,
44:46and surprise!
44:48Honeymoon in Playa del Carmen!
44:49You did it!
44:49I did!
44:50Oh, come here!
44:50Mm-hmm.
44:54Bye, Lindy.
44:59Ah!
45:03Mm-hmm.
45:04Mm-hmm.
45:05Mm-hmm.
45:07Angels we have heard on high
45:23Sweetly singing on the plains
45:29Gloria!
45:30Gloria in excelsis day!
45:44Oh, that was wonderful, honey, I haven't heard you sing for so long, and the two of you
46:06together, just beautiful, just beautiful.
46:14Jason, Jason, what are you doing here?
46:23I wanted to see you.
46:25Who is it, honey?
46:28Oh, Mom, Dad, everybody, this is Jason.
46:39Happy holidays, everybody.
46:46Mom, Mom, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that, but I didn't want to disappoint you.
46:50So you bring a total stranger into my house.
46:52I would never, ever have believed that you would be capable of doing something so despicable.
46:58What were you thinking?
46:59Peter and I are breaking up.
47:05Sorry, dude.
47:07Is there any chance you might still be a lawyer?
47:19No.
47:20Hillary, can we talk?
47:23I'm so sorry about David, I don't know, I think I might have lost my mind.
47:30I'm so confused, I don't know anything anymore.
47:32I don't understand.
47:33You do?
47:34Because I don't...
47:36People do crazy things when their hearts have been broken.
47:39Besides, harboring grudges is no way for us to start a future together.
47:44A future?
47:45You said I was a mistake.
47:48And I don't know if I want to move to Pittsburgh.
47:51There is no Pittsburgh.
47:53Sharpel gave the promotion to his idiot nephew.
47:56But, none of that matters anymore.
48:00Because now we can be together.
48:03David, what are you doing?
48:17Actually, I was just going to go talk to Hillary.
48:19I think that's a bad idea.
48:20In fact, I'm very surprised to see that you're still here.
48:23Weren't you the one that was paid to fill Jason's shoes?
48:27And now that Jason is here, I really don't think there's any reason for you to stay.
48:32Well, I...
48:33Don't...
48:34Don't hurt Hillary's chances.
48:36Okay.
48:37No, no, no.
48:39You know what?
48:40You may think that Jason is the perfect son-in-law, but he's not.
48:44He walked out on Hillary.
48:46She's the one who's perfect.
48:48She's kind, and she's beautiful.
48:50And she's a gifted writer.
48:51Have you ever even read one of her articles?
48:54She can talk to this whole thing just because she's terrified of disappointing you.
49:01All she wants is to keep you happy.
49:06And Meredith, I'm sorry that I deceived you.
49:12I truly am very sorry.
49:14And it's fine if you think that Jason will make her happy.
49:17But have you ever asked Hillary what will make her happy?
49:22Have you?
49:24Kiss me.
49:25What?
49:26Kiss me.
49:27Do I really have to get this done?
49:28Kiss me like...
49:29Like the future Mrs. King.
49:30Kiss me like you love me.
49:31Hillary, I really don't think your parents asked the place for this.
49:33You two love me, right?
49:34Go for King.
49:35Bill, it's gonna be fine.
49:36No.
49:37Gary will get him to me.
49:38Bye.
49:39Bye.
49:40Bye.
49:41Bye.
49:42Bye.
49:43Bye.
49:44Bye.
49:45Bye.
49:46Bye.
49:47Bye.
49:48Bye.
49:49Bye.
49:50Bye.
49:51Bye.
49:52Bye.
49:53Bye.
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49:56Bye.
49:57Bye.
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49:59Bye.
50:00Bye.
50:01Bye.
50:02Bye.
50:05Bye.
50:06I have a question.
50:08Does...
50:09um...
50:10Jason.
50:11The real Jason, not the fake Jason.
50:14Does he have any other talents besides being a good lawyer?
50:18What do you mean?
50:20Can you rig a turkey?
50:22Maybe play a tune?
50:24Jason?
50:26I don't think so.
50:28Did he make you sing?
50:30you did earlier tonight you know i know it doesn't seem like it but your mother really
50:38just wants you to be happy maybe it's time you told her what you want if you know what you want
50:47mom oh hillary i'm so sorry honey you sent all these beautiful articles and
50:58i'm sorry i didn't read them you've always been a gifted writer and and all of those wonderful
51:05things that david yelled at me do you love jason not not i mean you know the real jason i know you mean
51:15no
51:24i think i hate him
51:31do you love david
51:45i gotta buy your car thanks now i have four copies right what you say my car hillary what are you
52:09where are you going
52:23hi how did you i borrowed jason's car
52:42you and jason nope jason is a total jerk you're right and a big mistake huge mistake
52:56okay okay you're here now you're here
53:07what does that make me not a mistake
53:26you
53:27do
53:31you
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