00:00Do not try this at home, or anywhere.
00:14Yes, this app is dangerous, so as it says, please don't try any of this at home.
00:21Ladies and gentlemen, Lazy Generation!
00:25What's up, BGT? We are the Lazy Generation, and welcome to the Lazy Games.
00:32Are you guys ready for the first event?
00:37Okay, let's get into it. The first event is the plug-rate, where the boys will be wearing these.
00:44The rules are simple, first to finish wins the race.
00:49So, I'm all further ado, boys, in 3, 2, 1, let's go!
01:00That is painful! It's probably going to be a good shot, Jesse!
01:04There we have it, ladies and gentlemen, our winner of the plug-rate, a kill!
01:15Right, it's time for our next event, the Bowling Ball Shopper!
01:21Judges, do you want to be playing this game?
01:26Simon, Alicia, if you would like to take your place behind, grab the ball, put it on the ramp, but do not push it!
01:33Not yet!
01:38Ready, judges?
01:40Simon, Alicia, you were there, Simon, in 3, 2, 1, let it go!
01:471, 2, 1, let it go!
01:533, 2, 1, let it go!
02:02Okay!
02:04Some new balls, please!
02:08We need some new balls to get started this time!
02:12We're going tennis!
02:13Yes!
02:16Please welcome our special guests, Antti Murray and Lil Van Dykevich!
02:26Please, please assume position.
02:30Right, then, 4, 7.
02:33Listen up, lads, you've got 30 seconds on the clock, you've got 6 targets, you've got unlimited balls, and they're going out at over 100 mile an hour.
02:41Let's put your voice on!
02:45Why not?
02:47Why not?
02:49Because you're going to start!
02:52In 3, 2, 1!
02:54What?
02:55What?!
02:56What?!
02:57I'm going to start!
03:00Go, man!
03:01Oh!
03:03Oh!
03:04Oh!
03:05Oh!
03:06Oh!
03:07Oh, my!
03:09Oh!
03:10Show them out, boys!
03:12Oh, guys!
03:14Oh, guys!
03:16You did it!
03:17Oh!
03:18Take and take off!
03:19Oh!
03:20Five, four, three, two, one.
03:27Game over.
03:30Antti Murray's still going.
03:33That's the answer of the language.
03:35Boys, do you want to come back up on the stage, please?
03:38Well done, boys. That was fun.
03:41Alright, audience, I want you guys to let us know who you think was the winner.
03:46Was it Antti Murray?
03:50Or was it Novak Stegovic?
03:57Do you know what? It sounds pretty square now.
04:00Everyone's a winner here at the Lazy Generation Games.
04:05Thank you, guys. Give us applause.
04:09And now, for the final event of the evening,
04:15and possibly ever,
04:17the stupidest game we've ever played,
04:20and has never been seen before on Rage Television.
04:25The moment you've all been itching for,
04:29I'll give you the steel title of war!
04:34And that's it in three, two, one, go!
04:44Stop it!
04:46Stop it!
04:47I'm playing this as well!
04:48No!
04:49No!
04:50No!
04:51No!
04:52No!
04:53No!
04:54No!
04:55Come on, boys!
04:56No!
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:00No!
05:01No!
05:02No!
05:03No!
05:04No!
05:05No!
05:06No!
05:07No!
05:08No!
05:09No!
05:10No!
05:11What's that?
05:13That's all right. Thank you, Breton. We've been an amazing generation. God bless, and good night.
05:26Oh my God! Yes! We're going to be seeing Dopey. Dopey, here goes. I'm kidding. I'm going to stop my Dopey.
05:46I'm going to be doing a bit of work. I can't stop. It's you.
05:51I'm going to be doing a bit. I'm going to be doing a bit.
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