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08:52Ah, get out here!
08:54Why are you pretending to be the professor in DJ Mary and whatever it is you are?
08:58Hmm, what are you talking about?
09:00Ah, that voice! This thing is not Mary!
09:04Where'd you get off calling me a thing? I am Mary! I am, I am, I am!
09:08And obviously I am the professor. You're an imposter.
09:13What do we do now? The real deal is here. The jig is up.
09:17Who are you and what are you doing impersonating us?
09:19You're impersonating me, sweetheart.
09:21Oh, I'm me, and I ought to know.
09:23Somehow the fake Mary seems more real than the real one.
09:26Or the real one's more fake.
09:27You've got a lot of nerve showing up here like this and ruining my good name, whoever you are.
09:32Professor Oak, this is outrageous. Don't let that phony talk to you this way.
09:35Our only shot is to play this bluff for all it's worth, James.
09:39That's right. Keep it going.
09:40Right.
09:41You'll never convince anyone that you're Professor Oak with that haircut.
09:46I like this cut.
09:50Stop!
09:51Since neither of you will back down, we'll have to have a contest to determine which of you is real.
09:56Huh.
09:57All we have to do is ask questions about Pokémon and whoever answers correctly is the real Professor.
10:02After all, Professor Oak is the world's leading authority on Pokémon research, isn't he?
10:06There shouldn't be any Pokémon question he can't answer correctly.
10:10Fine. Let these be the terms.
10:12Whoever loses will concede the battle and leave with no further argument.
10:16Ugh, Professor!
10:17But what if you lose?
10:19Don't worry. There's only one Oak in this world, my friend, so it should be easy enough to spot the fake.
10:24And if somehow I do lose, it only proves that I haven't studied sufficiently and I'm due to start over from the beginning anyway.
10:30Oh.
10:31Only the true Professor would say something like that.
10:35Well, how say you, Professor Oak?
10:37Well, I, uh, that is, I, um...
10:40Accept!
10:40Ooh! Oh.
10:42I mean, wow, wow, I accept, yes.
10:44Oh, Professor, you're so confident.
10:46Hey, wait. Who's going to be the judge for this contest?
10:49None of us can do it because we already know who the real Professor is.
10:52I know.
10:53Nurse Joy, you be the judge.
10:55Huh?
10:55There couldn't be a more perfect choice.
10:58I guess after all the game shows I've watched, I can probably fake it.
11:03Who's that Pokémon?
11:10It's Corsula!
11:12Corsula!
11:12Hi, everyone. I'm Mary.
11:20And I'm Mary.
11:22And we have a very unusual show for you today.
11:26A contest to reveal the real Professor.
11:29Why do we have to have two announcers?
11:31We're both trying to convince us they're the real Mary.
11:34I can tell because the real one is more beautiful.
11:36Thank you, Brock. So nice to hear.
11:39There's something way scary about that Mary.
11:42Our test will consist of three questions.
11:44The first contestant to answer two questions correctly will be judged as the real Professor Oak.
11:49Our first question requires a speedy response.
11:52But if you give a wrong answer, you may not respond again.
11:54So listen closely and be careful that you don't hit the buzzer too soon.
11:57Now, take it away, Nurse Joy.
12:00Right. Here is the first question.
12:02What is the evolved form of slowpoke...
12:04Ah, that was quick.
12:07Yes, as a child, I played a lot of video games and I was known as Flying Finkasami.
12:11Give us your answer now, please, Professor A.
12:14The correct answer is Slowbro.
12:17Huh?
12:18Ha-ha.
12:18Aw, so sorry, Professor A.
12:20But that was your final answer.
12:22Sorry, there was more to the question.
12:24You were correct in saying Slowpoke evolves into Slowbro, but...
12:27Oh, old Flying Finkasami jumped the gun.
12:30But what is the name of the psychic attack that Slowbro learns upon reaching level 46?
12:44I think I know.
12:47Hurry up and say something, James.
12:50I've got amnesia.
12:52Oh, we're finished.
12:54Yes.
12:55Huh?
12:55That's right, Professor B is correct.
12:57The attack is amnesia.
13:01I'm right, and he's wrong.
13:03Yes, yes, yes, yes!
13:05Yep, that's right.
13:06I guess to pretend to be the professor, he'd have to know some things.
13:10Luck is on my side, so I'll just keep guessing.
13:13This guy really knows his stuff.
13:15That's one correct for Professor B.
13:17But that's no surprise, since he is the true Professor Oak.
13:20All right, Nurse Joy, let's have question number two.
13:23This question deals with a silhouette.
13:25Examine this silhouette and tell me which Pokémon it is.
13:30What is that, some kind of mutant footprint?
13:33I remember answering a question like this once.
13:36That's right, Ash.
13:37It looked like a footprint or something,
13:38but it was actually a Jigglypuff scene from underneath.
13:41Let's see which professor knows it.
13:44Now, Professor B has the privilege of answering first.
13:47Uh, is it the hand of a Sudowoodo?
13:49Ha! That's a great answer.
13:52And now, Professor A?
13:53It is clearly the tail of an A-Palm.
13:56Nurse Joy, has either one given the correct answer?
13:58The answer is A-Palm's tail.
14:01Professor A is correct.
14:03Ha!
14:05Good job, Professor!
14:06That's it. You're halfway there.
14:09Professors A and B each have earned one point.
14:11Our last question will determine the winner and the identity of the true Professor Oak.
14:17Okay, Nurse Joy, I think we're ready for the final question.
14:20Wow, winner take off. Pretty dramatic stuff, huh?
14:24Who are you?
14:24I'm the producer of this here show, kiddo.
14:27Listen, Meowth. If you don't do something, we're gonna lose.
14:30Just leave it all to Meowthie, baby.
14:32Everyone knows Professor Oak is known as much for his poetic ability as he is for his Pokemon knowledge.
14:37So why don't we decide this with a poetry contest?
14:39Poetry contest!
14:40Poetry contest!
14:41I'm sure the true Professor could come up with an original Pokemon poem that would knock the socks off those who have socks, right?
14:47Ha ha ha!
14:47I like it. I've got no problem with that at all.
14:51A poetry battle, huh?
14:52This'll be awesome!
14:54Beep-up!
14:55Bad move. You don't know a thing about poems.
14:57That's where you're wrong, dear Jessie.
14:59In fact, I was the champion stand-up poet back in grade school, and I won the Golden Tongue Award three years running.
15:04Oh. A round of Pokemon poetry will now decide this contest once and for all.
15:09I guess we just need the audience to suggest a theme for us.
15:12Wob-a-fet!
15:14Huh?
15:14No, sorry. I have a bad habit of pointing that out sometimes for no reason. Wob-a-fet!
15:19Fine. Wob-a-fet will be the theme of our two poems.
15:22So, we're gonna do Wob-a-fet, huh?
15:23No problem. I can spin together a beautiful line of verse.
15:27Stand back, and I'll start this off.
15:29It inflates its psychic self, but light will put it on the shelf. Wob-a-fet.
15:33Not bad, if I do say so myself, for a little Wob-a-fet poem I just whipped up on the spot,
15:39but then I guess that's the kind of stuff you'd expect from the real Professor Oak.
15:43I don't get it, but it did sound kind of pretty.
15:45I guess it had a certain ring to it.
15:48Vika.
15:49James, that was really fantastic! I never knew you had a talent for rhyme.
15:52Maybe now you'll listen to me when I talk, and by the way, don't call me James. I'm a professor.
15:57Not bad, but let me show you how it's done.
16:01Wob-a-fet. When life is a mystery, it's your answer.
16:05Oh, man. That's a little deep.
16:07Yeah, it's so deep it's a ditch.
16:10This verse applies both to one small element of a Wob-a-fet's life,
16:14and on another level, to the struggles of all people to understand and make the most of their lives.
16:18Give it up. Your poem went over like a lead balloon.
16:21I could have done better than that.
16:22If I just said, Wob-a-fet wears a hair barrette, at least it would have rhymed.
16:26Time to announce the winner!
16:28Now, Nurse Joy, who's the winner?
16:39Contestant A is the one and only true Professor Oak.
16:42Hmm.
16:43Way to go!
16:45How can you say that?
16:47It's so obvious that my poem was superior to his pompous dribble!
16:52Not true. Your work showed no understanding of Pokémon poetry.
16:55Huh?
16:56I ought to know since I'm a fifth-level master of Pokémon poetry.
17:00Hey, that is impressive.
17:02How come you didn't know that?
17:04All of Professor Oak's poems have one thing in common.
17:07The ability to reassure and relax people.
17:10Such as...
17:11Blastoise fight or hide away to fight again some other day.
17:15Obviously, one meaning is literally to be careful.
17:17But the deeper message is for all people to save their strength for those difficult times in life when they will really need it.
17:24Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
17:26And to give another example...
17:28Sandslash rolls into a spiny ball three meals a day and eats them all.
17:32On the surface, this poem sounds like just a description of Sandslash and its lifestyle.
17:36But it also carries a lesson for us.
17:38That we should enjoy a balanced life and try all the new experiences that life offers us.
17:43So, the Professor has clearly proven that he is a master of Pokémon poetry.
17:47And sometimes he even gets it to rhyme!
17:50Now, Joy, that's laying it on a little thick.
17:53You, on the other hand, are obviously an amateur.
17:55And your clever rhyme doesn't change the fact that you're wearing a bad wig.
17:59Amateur? How dare you!
18:01I paid a fortune for this disguise!
18:03Wab-ah!
18:04That's no imitation Wab-a-fett. That sounds like the real thing.
18:08Wab-a-fett!
18:09There it is again!
18:10Put a cork in it down there!
18:12Wab-a-fett!
18:15That's Wab-a-fett and Meowth!
18:17If they're here...
18:18That means Team Rocket is here!
18:20About time you've figured it out.
18:23Now, playing the role of Professor Oak.
18:26We hope you all enjoyed this little joke, huh?
18:28Now I present who we really are!
18:32To protect the world from devastation!
18:34To unite our peoples within our nation!
18:37To denounce the evils of truth and love!
18:39To extend our reach to the stars above!
18:41Jesse!
18:42James!
18:43Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
18:46Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!
18:49That's right!
18:51Wab-a-fett!
18:52Team Rocket!
18:53I knew there was something fishy going on!
18:56Yes, and we've had a whale of a time!
18:58But we're slippery as eels!
18:59Wheezing!
19:00Smokescreen!
19:01Now!
19:02Huff!
19:04We decided that we'll take our food to go!
19:13Oh, no!
19:14The catered lunch!
19:15Oh, no, you don't!
19:17Oof!
19:18Oof!
19:18Oh, Pidgey!
19:22I caught it on the way and thought it might come in handy!
19:25Oh, Pidgey!
19:26Look out!
19:27Inbound Pidgey!
19:29Go get him, Pidgey!
19:30Quick attack!
19:33Hey!
19:34All my snacks!
19:36Oh, no!
19:37All right, we got it!
19:38Now, Pidgey, use gust attack!
19:40Oh, Pidgey!
19:40Oh!
19:41Don't make me laugh!
19:43A little thing like that!
19:44Couldn't blow out a candle!
19:46Hey, come back when you grow up!
19:48Oh!
19:49Oh!
19:50Oh!
19:52Oh!
19:52Oh!
19:53Oh!
19:54We're blasting off again!
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:58Oh!
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20:03Oh!
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20:05Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:06Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:07Oh!
20:08Oh!
20:08If it's a big gust you intend, then it's a Pidgey you should befriend!
20:13A-Doo!
20:14Professor, I'm sorry I thought you were a fake!
20:17Don't even think about it! Gather round now and let's talk Pokemon, okay?
20:21Yeah!
20:22Now that is the professor!
20:24The kids sure know he's the real thing!
20:27Often imitated, but never duplicated!
20:31One simple but meaningful poem was all it took to resolve the case of the phony professor,
20:36and now it's time for Ash and his friends to continue their journey!
20:45Someone, anyone, get us down from here!
20:47Hey!
20:48I thought of another poem!
20:49I think we all had enough of your poems!
20:51Those little twerps don't seem so tough!
20:53A-A-A-A-A-A!
20:54But we always end up blasting home!
20:57A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
20:59A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
21:00There's no time to question my moves!
21:02I stick to the path that I choose!
21:04Me and my friends are gonna do it right!
21:05To be a master is my dream, all I've got to do is believe!
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