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00:00I'm your host Jeremy Corbett and for the next commercial hour I'll be warming these
00:24comedians with the hottest news stories I've gathered from the week this is seven days let's
00:28meet the team shall we as you all know the relationship between Donald and Elon is over
00:32but nothing could end the bromance between me and my right hand stick man Paul Ego
00:37on my team tonight she won the Billy T award in 2024 and he won the Billy T award so long ago he
00:49doesn't want me to mention it in case it dates him for future acting jobs yes it's Lana Walters
00:54and 68 year old Cory Gonzalez-McCurve and the leader of team two is a type of bacterial infection
01:03oh no that's E. coli he's Eli Eli Mathewson give it up for Eli sorry man thank you no I will make you
01:12sick though but can I introduce you to my team maybe who's on your team an exquisite team tonight
01:18one of them is a clinical psychologist and the other one is just realizing this whole thing is
01:22an intervention to get him to meet a clinical psychologist it's Bridget Davies and Josh Thompson
01:27before we before we kick off a bit of a disclaimer my voice is a bit scratchy and we'll see how it
01:36goes during tonight's show but we do have a plan B like most plan B's a bit disappointing it's Tomo
01:41let's get underway shall we all right we thought we'd kick things off tonight with a bit of a curve
01:46ball it's the same game we play every single week the sound of music here I force the teams to listen
01:51to popular songs that are cryptically related to a news story from the last seven days if you've
01:56ever done a cryptic crossword that won't help it's nothing like that team one here's your clue have a
02:01listen I know that's goiter the big thing you get on your neck that's him that's why he sings like
02:26that he's actually got normally quite a deep voice but then he got the goiter it's like you should have
02:31just been caught that's off so that was him you're a perfect pitch that was really good yeah thanks
02:37man yeah thanks I really appreciate it should we just move on with the show yeah in the village
02:42people in the middle in the Navy yeah men at work was it yeah men at work down under and there's
02:48been Australian yes Australian and Navy this will be about the Australian Navy ship that came over and
02:54shut down our internet Jeremy a dingo stole our Wi-Fi yeah well done team one the flagship of the
03:03Royal Australian Navy the HMS Canberra took out internet and radio services throughout Taranaki
03:08and Marlborough on Wednesday as it cruised the cook straight on its way to our capital apparently
03:12its radar interfered with 5g access points triggering them to to shut down don't worry though we get our
03:19own back on Australia get this we've been sending them thousands of our most skilled nurses and police
03:23officers sucked in Australia jokes on you it's quite ironic isn't it that a battleship shut down
03:33our 5g because 5g is one of my favorite battleship guesses I didn't actually know we had our own
03:41internet I thought we were just hot spotting off Australia this whole time like the password is
03:46fair dinkum like maybe that's what it was and so they're saying that it was the radar from the ship
03:51yes that upset the end why do they need radar to find their way to Wellington across the cook
03:56straight just follow the trail of broken down ferries yeah because I heard I heard it's um our kind of
04:05got disabled because we've got overly sensitive parental lock things on our right oh yeah yeah so apparently I
04:10heard there was a boat full of semen showing up and people like now we've got a I want revenge let's
04:20inter-islander over there yeah their wife there is no way it will make it all right it's made a lot of people
04:29vomit though yes it's the inter-islander not the inter-country yeah maybe get like get our own back we can send our navy there so it's just like Kevin and Dave
04:40maybe yeah get stuff like go to Melbourne unplug all the modems people stay quite significantly though
04:51like David Seymour had to go hang out outside of high school because the snapchat was down
04:55I mean we're making jokes about it but the 5g was knocked out for a while there and also last week I
05:05didn't get covered so yeah I'm just saying this might be the truth the proof we finally have yeah
05:13this might be the proof we finally have yeah yeah this might be the proof we finally have
05:17say one more time this might be the proof we finally have we're gonna leave all four of those in the
05:24edit or do I handle the proof finally this might be the proof we need all right team two it's music time
05:39for you you're ready here's my music
05:41wow okay we had smooth like butter we had Gwen Stefani from her cultural appropriation era yes she was
06:02going very Japanese have forgotten every one of those songs remember what just happened so we have
06:11butter by BTS we had a rich girl by Gwen Stefani yep and then another song yeah I've seen this on tick
06:30talk then it will be true people are making their own butter Jeremy I think because of it because
06:35of the price of butter it's too expensive yeah bang on absolutely you like the cost of butter in New
06:39Zealand is skyrocketing some supermarkets selling the blocks at over $16 a kilo to counter this many
06:45Kiwis are resorting to whipping up their own at home using cream milk they put a good old-fashioned
06:50elbow grease it's got so bad I actually went to a local Indian place on Tuesday they gave me a margarine
06:56chicken it's still mild of course still mild I'm not an idiot the whole thing's just quite a slippery slope
07:05I mean first you're churning your own butter next you're moving to Gloria Vale and then you're
07:09renaming and you're renaming your daughter deliverance Corbett it's I'd be honoured do you guys remember I can't
07:19believe it's not butter yeah yeah yeah I can because it was three bucks
07:26but remember I'll still not decide no Fabio the guy who did that ad he um got hit he was going on a
07:32rollercoaster and a goose flow into his face and broke his nose oh YouTube it Fabio goose roll
07:38okay that's a great that was a great day great day for everyone this is the kind of internet
07:43Australia's trying to take from us it's quality stuff it's actually quite dangerous now because
07:50when Corbett makes me dance for him um he won't like won't throw dollar coins at me he just throws
07:56blocks of butter and um you know if I'm halfway through I'll work up a bit of sweat and they'll just
08:00kind of stick and slide it's quite messy and then I've got to carry his butter sack all around town it's a
08:05element I don't think I have the patience to churn butter like I'm terrible at hand jobs like
08:11I just think I would just end up giving up and telling the cow to sort themselves out
08:17I don't I don't this is embarrassing I don't even know how to make butter
08:22also embarrassingly you said all you need is a little bit of cream milk and elbow grease you don't put
08:29milk and when you're making butter the South Islander loving this cream will do and then you
08:37agitate it you can you've either got the pump one or you shake it like a baby or some of them got a
08:50wine and eventually it'll separate into milk for fats and uh and whey and keep the whey for um you
08:55know uh is that whey for the gin powder sauce ah yeah that is the same way yeah yeah I'm gonna say
09:00you got the whey and the what else the butter yeah and then you get a couple of petals and then you
09:04whack the butter until you form it into a shape oh right uh now what is the point of a game if
09:13nobody wins points true it's uh let's make like a school cafeteria worker and dish some out
09:17team one you can have the number of alligators at Auckland Zoo who underwent surgery after swallowing
09:22a jandle this week headline news in New Zealand just the one thank goodness just the one you get
09:27one point and you get 100,000 points that's the number of people expected through the gates at
09:31field days mystery creek uh mystery creek i should say kicked off yesterday and that means the first
09:36star of the night goes to team two wow wow that was exciting because the team with the most points at
09:46the end of the night will take home a really special prize it's an actual butter sculpture
09:50i've spent two full days sculpting of my own face have a look unfortunately i forgot the studio lights
09:57here are pretty hot uh and it's melted um but the winning team can take as many fistfuls of butter as
10:04they can get their hands on that's right help yourself to that corby butter ah yeah sounded better in
10:10my head all right it's time now for yes minister where we politely ask a real-life politician to
10:16join us in the studio they usually say no so we promise we'll vote for them and they usually say
10:21yes this week we're joined by the mp for what many are calling the greatest city in the world
10:25talking about palmerston north of course please welcome labour mp tangi utikeri
10:29all right your job to answer the questions put to you but like a politician never give us a direct
10:39yes or no got it no problem no problem that's a oh there was a no in there
10:44it's all right it's me so it doesn't count this has been a short segment
10:49uh tangi you're the um you're the opposition spokesperson for uh oceans and fisheries can i
10:58ask why you're opposed to the oceans and fish i no longer am that spokesperson so perhaps why they
11:06took it off me ah so you're pro fish now always like a feeder fish and chim why were you the ocean
11:11spokesperson when you live in one of the only landlocked we have a river and i am of pacific
11:19heritage so it was a natural choice you're chief whip aren't you i used to be oh okay what was
11:25the safe word i'm gonna possibly tell you okay you know tangi um a lot of people say really cruel
11:35and unkind things about palmerston north that's all i think they're actually meaning new plymouth
11:44because here plymouth and army always get up and also being from palmerston north we love it when
11:50we get a mention we don't hear the rest of the sentence do we precisely um you said i've got it
11:56here uh palmerston north is a fantastic community that has everything that anyone ever needs did it
12:03i have everything mark lundy needed
12:04palmerston north is known for many things uh and i'm sure that we will continue to be known
12:14for many things moving forward as well very good correct you were once the deputy mayor of palmerston
12:20north so i assume you would know the answer to this question are the mayoral chains in palmerston
12:24north just basically like a whole bunch of meth pipes tied into a necklace
12:28they make a cling cling cling noise oh no need to be racist mate
12:33have you have you been hitting up the new parliament bar has that opened yet it has opened
12:41oh is it good i have been there yeah and do you reckon if they had like a two for one margarita night
12:46winston would go in and tell the staff to go back to mexico
12:48i possibly couldn't comment
12:53tangi is being a rising star in the labor party in 2025 is that a bit like being on american idol
13:00in 2025 people like oh that's still going
13:02never never so much talent in our team and uh always pleased to be part of it um um you have a
13:12bachelor of arts degree do you think your degree will ever help you get a real job
13:16i think some would say i'm i'm still trying
13:21i've got one too
13:23i've got one too solidarity
13:25seriously though we do need we do need work a lot
13:33i can see why they made you chief whip well handled give it up for uh tangi utikeri ladies and gentlemen
13:40thank you
13:42grab that seat
13:44and i think the winner of that round is quite clearly tangi utikeri give it up
13:52time for a break now in seven days when we come back we're greasing up to slide into our figure
14:01hugging wetsuits for our weekly visits to club topicana see you in the second
14:05oh hey you welcome back to seven days i hope you pack your warmer speedos because we're ignoring
14:23the thunderstorms and the red flags to dive into a round of club topicana play the steel drums
14:28club topicana is brought to you by the great pineapples and people at doll
14:42pineapples the answer to the question what if a grenade dressed in drag we've taken this freshly
14:48called pineapple we sliced it open gutted it then packed it full of the most intriguing stories of
14:52the week that i'd like to hear a little more about let's dig in shall we first story here we go
14:58uh former all black zach gilford is appearing in a new kiwi movie called the tavern nothing i like
15:03more than seeing sports stars steal roles from actors and comedians so let's uh let's get a
15:08little bit more shall we give me some examples of all blacks in movies you shall not forward pass
15:16so now the credits are rolling um good job good job good job
15:27good job good job i'm also just a boy standing in front of a girl asking her if she wants to go into
15:41the disabled toilets across your chair floor
15:43i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy asking why he has such messed up ears
15:57can you hear me your arms are really big though
16:04okay now close your eyes it's a step up onto the railing yeah hold it hold out your arms keep your eyes
16:16close close don't peek i'm not gonna pick don't pick don't pick just stay there
16:19i'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse several million dollars to play for japan
16:37brilliant
16:41okay sets a roll uh joke apart three okay first of all damien in this scene
16:48you're lining up from the kick and then you think about meeting batman okay and action
16:53all right we go back to our juicy fruit for our next story um bosses in japan have found a new
17:12way to offer encouragement to their workers by bringing goats that's right goats into the office
17:17now i don't think pets should be used for emotional support they should be put to work
17:22so i'd like to see some examples of animal co-workers please animal co-workers
17:26it's really great having this goat here at work to support me emotionally thanks goat thanks for
17:33being here so i've been getting this feeling lately like well like everybody at work really hates me
17:37and i'm not really valued here have you heard anything about that or
17:40nah that's good that's good i didn't think so i didn't think so
17:45all right team let's get ready to perform the surgery everyone please wash your hands
17:53yeah thanks andrew for coming in uh we had a few complaints from hr
18:04so we're not here to spiders but um charlotte said that you keep trying to
18:14so yeah as you can see it's hot desking pretty annoying but there is a way to claim the desk
18:24yes thank you brian for coming in to h and a r we've uh checked your browser history
18:41and noticed a lot of visits to big feathery cloaca.com
18:44so guys this is the new ceo of auckland transport as you can see he's a sloth
18:58um so it will be continuing at the same pace
19:02oh no i'm fine i just went in the urinals with the horses
19:12oh yeah i'm actually having to cover for sarah again she's on maternity leave
19:24again that's like the 11th time this year
19:27babe do you want to have a little goss at the water
19:34sandra's being such a bitch
19:37i'm so glad you chose lana there's no way
19:45all right we go back to our dull pineapple for our next story from the last seven days
19:51the brightest stars of aotearoa's airwaves were given awards this week the event was hosted by
19:57jeremy corbett um i was busy doing something else so i feel like i missed a lot of things from the
20:01radio awards i'd like to see some scenes from the new zealand radio awards please
20:05and the ird award for the most played hold music in new zealand
20:11give it up for dave dobbin and brooke fraser guys
20:15they will be watching and that will be a category next year
20:21uh welcome to the radio awards everybody it's uh
20:26it's me jerry corbett yeah i used to have been right here myself
20:28i don't want to get on about it but uh
20:30yeah man kim kim kim kim kim could be pretty popular back in the day
20:33i tell you what
20:34none of those bloody tiktok trends or your bloody ai
20:37no no we were we were keeping it real you know when radio was real we had an air horn in the studio
20:42none of your digital sound effects kim had a gong
20:45tonight we'll be paying respects to all the women in radio and also all the men who talk over the top of them
20:59thank you so much this award means a lot uh for our show i think one of the reasons we won this award is for a really um original feature that we do on uh on the show every day and not every show can come up with this but what we essentially do is we say something mildly interesting that one of us has done
21:19and then um and then we open the phone lines and we say has that also happened to you
21:27and sometimes sometimes it has happened to other people
21:33and then and then they will say that's also happened to me
21:36and um so it's just really great to be acknowledged thank you
21:41all right round of applause for wake up southland can someone come up from wake up southland or uh do a speech for the award there
21:52come here
21:54and the award tonight for best broadcaster sponsored by newstalk zb and the nominee
22:24the nominees are mike hosking michael hosking mr. m hosking and kate hawksby's husband
22:36all right all right i'll be jerry i'll see you guys after the break all right all right
22:47tomo
22:59you said the mike hosking joke would go well
23:04when we get home i will be throwing the big blocks of butter at you
23:10and you will atone
23:15all right welcome back everybody
23:18dating app tinder has brought in a new feature where you can filter by height
23:26yeah i'm long out of the dating game myself but i thought we could give a helping hand
23:30to people who might be you know prejudiced for being the wrong height
23:32let's give them some up-to-date pickup lines from 2025 please
23:37hey there are you a local council having trouble with water distribution
23:46because i'll fix your aging pipes
23:49this has been really nice thank you so much um shall we
24:02should we go back to my parents house or your parents
24:05hey there are you a landlord who has recently upgraded their rental to match the healthy home
24:17standards of 2025 regulatory standards good because when i'm finished with you you'll need
24:24some adequate ventilation
24:36hi there can i uh can i buy you half a drink
24:42it's quite expensive going out
24:46are you a parent of the timaru zingaree under 15 rugby team
25:00because due to heavy rainfall over the weekend
25:04we'll we'll be practicing on your lower ground
25:06all right a swarm of crabs has taken over the bay it's time for us to scuttle back to the shore play
25:16the steel drums
25:28great round of club topicana definitely the best one this week let's dish out some points uh i'm going
25:34kiwi sporting heroes as a theme uh three million you can have team one that's what ryan fox won at
25:38the canadian open amazing amazing uh team two you can have 21.89 meters that's the distance thrown
25:44by new zealand shot putter tom walsh to win a diamond league event in rome this week good on
25:49your kiwis congratulations team one you get a star
25:55all right uh hang tight we're off for a break now but great news for the fans of hessian sacks we have a
25:59mystery guest two to unveil when we return on seven days
26:13welcome back to seven days time now for guest two where our crack team of amateur david lomas
26:19is this tracks down a local legend who's made the news this week we reward this deserving hero
26:24by placing our version of a shiny crown on their head that's right a scratchy hessian sack i'd like
26:30to now uh please clap a lot and welcome our super mysterious guest to guest or should i say guests
26:43we're coming in for landing okay and three two one that's perfect stay right there just that way a
26:49little bit there we go perfect that is perfect thank you thank you team so you guys uh only
26:54let sorry might be girls yeah you're only allowed to say yes or no teams you know how this works you
27:01get a note goes to team two and you can start team one okay are you is it sports related no no no not
27:09really they look young and bridget you are the youngest person here on the outside
27:14you do have aldi librarian energy
27:26are you under 30 yeah oh that's basically a yes no it's not a yes that was yes can we can we clarify
27:36are you under 30 yes and the other one are you under 30 yes but why the did you say
27:44because he's like richard he's old on the inside right maybe yes maybe okay so you got a yes
27:54do you dabble in the realm of music no not a music story it's not sport they're not musicians
28:02but you're just a bunch of losers it's not like
28:07do you play dungeons and dragons no no no geez um is is the story you're associated with involve the
28:18outdoors no no that's a no okay okay did you did you invent something or come up with a new way of doing
28:27something no no no okay okay you're a real real real conversation with a teenager
28:39so you're two young people who have been in the news is it because you bought a house and your
28:43parents only helped you a little bit
28:49there's no team one are you like the um the siblings or the children of someone famous no maybe try
28:57a bit of geography or the the institution that they're from oh i think i'll have a go at it
29:01myself thanks jim are you are you from uh are you from the south island yeah yeah okay go josh
29:16okay are you are you are you from uh can you because okay if i get them to say something uh
29:22okay i'll allow it um josh you're a naughty boy say that don't say it you're a naughty boy josh you're a
29:30very naughty boy
29:37we all regret it go back to line of questioning please okay oh elo have you won something no no they
29:44didn't win something they didn't win an official thing are you from university no no well are you
29:53were you doing something on behalf of your school yes yes okay was it like a fundraiser of some sort
29:59yeah yes and you fundraise the most amount of money yeah for probably cancer yeah
30:05i'll give it to you i'll give it to you take your lids off there you go
30:11oh my god
30:14okay okay so it's uh flynn and uh toby right yeah yeah and uh you are from otago boys high
30:21and you got what was it about 40 of your mates about 45 45 to all shave their heads for um
30:28leukemia and blood cancers new zealand and how much money did you raise uh right now we've got
30:32twenty one thousand four hundred dollars
30:38can i just say i'm i'm i'm so sorry sorry for calling you losers
30:45there's only one loser here and it's me and tomo that's it
30:48also when you said you were like near 30 i thought it was okay to sort of make
30:52two young men say that i was a naughty boy
30:56now i deeply regret it well done so of the what 45 did you say yep um why did you two get to fly
31:04up and be on this prestigious show well flint organized it of course yeah yeah i'm looking
31:10at you now um you're flint's mate yeah exactly fair to say in the photo and like even here they're
31:18not some of them don't look fully shaved it's like it does feel like when you see this many
31:24mostly white kids with shaved heads it's like you want to have a sign be like it's for cancer
31:31thank god
31:34well done and just just not big deal but um
31:37um in 1998 the timoroo boys high school debating team bet ovhs um does everyone still talk about that
31:48quite a decisive one
31:52nca we've brought up
32:00i want to know um 21 000 amongst 45 of you how did you manage to raise that much money is it
32:06all just sponsorship or yeah mostly i just got my family and friends just i just yeah i just
32:11shook them down basically take him out for cancer i think that makes it all right yeah they can't
32:16really resist that who raised the most was it kind of even across the board or did some of them
32:20really let the side down there's a few guys at the top this guy's pretty he's pretty far out there so
32:24yeah yeah a couple of last people yeah definitely do we know um what school got second st thomas
32:29in your face yeah face st thomas lift your game st thomas yeah lift your game couldn't shave to
32:36save yourself flint mcgill brown and toby holler and sure give them it up thank you very much
32:42thank you so much thank you that is a wild wild game congratulations team two you got the star
32:56time for some advertorials you stay where you are we'll do a quick lap of the studio
33:00meet back here for slice of seven on seven days next
33:14welcome back to seven days it is time now to head down to the local concert hall
33:18for a round of slice of seven here actual musicians with actual talent play actual songs the lyrics have
33:24been replaced by actual chat gpt uh this week we are blessed to be joined by the uber talented jasmine
33:31mary uh thank you for joining us jasmine and louisa on bass and zoe on keys i understand jasmine and team
33:40are going to be singing about the news you need to tell me what stories they're singing about team one
33:45are you ready for this yes yes please mr corbett okay jasmine in your own time
33:52friends straight away from donald jay the guy who ruined twitter x branded the president he's cut
34:04ties with putin's favorite guy no more rich endorsements now don't needs reinforcements but these
34:14go guys kids names world and the promises surely through
34:26trump's been done yeah the friendship blew up like a tesla
34:34trump's in a ground for a charlie girl orange just a hard supporter too
34:53call friends with kim jong-un
34:56wow beautiful beautiful jasmine great song thank you very much and uh about probably one
35:11of the most beautiful friendships of all time has come to a close hasn't it yeah trump and elon musk
35:18uh they're having a uh bloody a bromance breakup yeah sad isn't um elon musk and donald trump once
35:23close allies publicly severed ties this week following musk's denunciation of trump's big
35:29beautiful bill on x to which trump replied by calling him crazy declaring the relationship
35:34officially over musk has alleged that trump is on the epstein list to which the epstein list replied hey
35:40don't lump us in with that guy when it comes to a breakup you've got to think about the kids like
35:47who's gonna who's gonna pick kanyei from soccer practice i think i think after a breakup it's
35:54really important to sort of get some alone time take some space and for these two i'd recommend
35:58there's an amazing submarine trip to the wreck of the titanic that i would love to see them online
36:03and elon's gone so far the other way he's he actually said he doesn't care and he's got heaps of
36:07he's surrounded by really good friends who all support him um and they say that he's in the
36:11right you know people like alexa um and chat gpt they're all on his side it's tough for him as
36:17well because you want to drive off in a real half but it's electric vehicles don't make noise
36:24it's a bit weird it's kind of like it's sort of the most powerful man in the country
36:28against the richest man in the country like we couldn't do that here in new zealand it'd just
36:32be christopher luxon wrestling himself or splitting up with himself
36:37what's splitting up with yourself yeah um if these two can't make it work then who can
36:44all right team two are you ready for a song from jasmine yes please all right take it away
36:57so they're getting robo calls and the city's run by r2d
37:08today's the day they'd crumble pain
37:28but first the robots need to update
37:38oh my gosh jasmine that was so beautiful you three are amazing with you three here who's giving
37:48prophecies to mcbeth
37:53what do we think where was this during the pickup
38:03all right panelize the song so the song was about robots i heard bleep blop bloop which is sort of
38:10katie perry level lyricism um yeah why i don't know robots have been in the news
38:16i heard they need to update yes that's every piece of technology there's blue bots
38:22what are blue bots that's well a great question eli um
38:28they are the ones that have a more sort of uh their policies sort of help out small businesses and sort of
38:33um as opposed to the red bot um but i didn't understand much else
38:45jeremy the red bots are updating and they're turning blue
38:49well you do have tomo on your team so you can be forgiven um
38:53the city of the future is quickly heading that way with hamilton announcing a plan this week to deploy
38:58ai patrol robots in the cbd to deter crime and assist with public safety uh in fairness when the
39:05national-led government promised us 500 new police recruits by the end of the year they never said that
39:10they wouldn't be dishwashers so strictly speaking they're still on target sorry to jump straight into
39:18the logistics of this but does hamilton actually have the budget for this or is it just like one
39:23of those robo vacuums with a knife duct tape it's like pace yourself hamilton maybe before robots try
39:30and have one nice bar um i think it's too much technology for little old hamilton like i've got
39:38a mate who lives there and whenever a plane flies above he like starts grunting for he sticks at it
39:44you're only just trying to figure out roundabouts have you seen that have you been down the road that comes
39:50back can we scan them like self-checkouts like if you get caught doing a murder can you just like
39:57put it through as loitering yeah apparently it was inspired by several overseas robots the singaporean
40:05robots i love this they detect undesirable social behavior such as smoking in prohibited areas groups
40:12congregating and improperly parked bicycles oh yeah got to come down really bad stuff
40:20hey real hard edge stuff all the criminals need to do is to get an australian warship to float park
40:32all right uh thanks again to our awesome slice of seven musicians uh jasmine mary's excellent
40:37new album i want to rock and roll that was the album cover artwork you saw by the way it's out
40:40tomorrow via flying none both digitally and on beautiful vinyl and they're taking it all around
40:45the entire country so you can hear it live that is great stuff selected tickets from under the radar
40:50one more time please for jasmine mary
40:57all right uh scores for that uh team running you can have the collective worth of new zealand's richest
41:02119 people or families 102 billion dollars they're worth not too bad is that good that's pretty good
41:09uh team two you can have 70 that's the age of legendary all black stew wilson a very entertaining
41:14man passed away this week and uh hosted seven days of sport in fact and did a very good job of that
41:18uh which does mean however the star goes to team one congratulations
41:26almost uh reached a thrilling conclusion of the show so stay right where you are and we'll wrap this
41:30all up right after the break here on seven days
41:44you are still actually there which is great welcome back to seven days all right let's beat the ding
41:49uh this is basically a very simple game you all understand it i bring out my dinger
41:52and i beat it when one of the team members time is up i give them time to list a certain number of
41:58things if they get that right they win a star for their team if they don't they fail no star let's
42:03begin elon and trump split up we all know that eli i'll give you 12 seconds to give four reasons
42:08previous partners have left you
42:13they were a girl
42:18um because of my annoying voice
42:22um um because i because i'm just was not good at communicating i've learned and grown a lot as a
42:26person one more um and cause i did it
42:36definitely a star give it up for eli
42:42josh um you said some weird things to those school kids before i'll give you 10 seconds to
42:46give me four other things you should definitely not say to school kids
42:50you're gonna finish that bong
43:01it's good wanna share some whiskey
43:09oh i feel sorry for you because that was the impossible challenge
43:13it really was now a runaway zebra has been caught in tennessee thank god for that lana you have 11 seconds
43:19to list five other things that are black and white go
43:23michael jackson
43:24other things um shut up skunks
43:34raccoons yep and australian sheepdog yes well done well done
43:40all right we move on a brazilian comedian has been jailed for eight years for offensive jokes paul
43:46oh god you have 11 seconds to give three completely inoffensive jokes what do you call
43:54what do you call a guy with a nose the size of a cucumber what the fruit and vegetable section
44:01i said to my wife the other day she came with no clothes on hey better put some on you'll be pretty
44:06embarrassed if you go outside uh two rabbis walk into a bar together and one says to the other one
44:12it's cold outside the other one says i've got the weather app i already know that
44:16i guess if the judge of a joke is people laugh you've done it well done paul you get a start
44:29that is all we have time for tonight it's a bit sad and if the voices in my head are
44:33matching the voice in my mouth that's telling me the truth i do believe our winners tonight are team
44:37one yes oh yes wow there is your corby sculpture enjoy that please enjoy your prize and please
44:50a huge thank you to our panelists paul lana corey eli bridget and josh thanks for watching watching
44:55thank you and if i was churning your butter i would keep going all the way