- 6/12/2025
When car thief Stuart Sinclair Blyth is run out of Belfast by paramilitary vigilantes he visits his cousin in Dublin, only to fall afoul of the local master joyrider Gavin Kelty
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00:02:59I don't know. I think I lost them. I don't think they recognise me.
00:03:03Johnny, anyone that didn't know you before that meeting knows you now.
00:03:05Would you stop going on about that?
00:03:07Johnny, listen to me. You cannot stand up in a public meeting and announce you to stop robbing cars,
00:03:12get a big round of applause and then go out and do it again.
00:03:14I got pissed off. I couldn't help myself.
00:03:17Where's my passport?
00:03:19It's in here.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:28Sit down.
00:03:29Is Mamie asleep?
00:03:38Dead of the world.
00:03:39Has she been drinking?
00:03:40Aye.
00:03:43You got yours address on her?
00:03:4515 Calle de las Rias, Barcelona.
00:03:48Lot of God it'll do you. You're never going to go till it's too late.
00:03:51Well, what else can I do?
00:03:52You going down to Dublin?
00:03:53Aye.
00:04:13Where is he?
00:04:14He's not here!
00:04:15I don't know you bastards!
00:04:45Don't say care.
00:04:54Oh, god.
00:04:59Oh.
00:05:07Oh, god.
00:05:08Why are you here?
00:05:09Ah.
00:05:10Ah.
00:05:11Hello?
00:05:19Richard?
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:21Is that you any tea?
00:05:22How'd you guess?
00:05:23You're the only person I know with a weird accent.
00:05:26Thanks a lot.
00:05:27I'll get crunchy for you.
00:05:29Crunchy!
00:05:29Are you stuck?
00:05:46It's Johnny Poo.
00:05:48What's started?
00:05:49Would it be alright if I'd come down the state tonight?
00:05:52Of course, it's okay.
00:05:54Could you ask Aunty Mary for me?
00:05:56Me ma won't mind, you know that.
00:05:58The only thing is, Wacker's staying as well.
00:06:00He got kicked out with Gaff last night.
00:06:02Great.
00:06:03Just what I need.
00:06:03A bit of peace and quiet.
00:06:05How do you know, Rui?
00:06:06I'll give him some of my ma's value.
00:06:08Anyway, he's getting in the car.
00:06:09He's always a bit chilled out while I drop flash.
00:06:10Come here, what happened?
00:06:12You alright?
00:06:12I'll tell you when I get down.
00:06:15Listen.
00:06:16You get your peace and quiet.
00:06:21We'll see you at the station.
00:06:28So where is a mad bastard then?
00:06:32Don't be warning him opening.
00:06:34Look, I came here to get my head sorted, alright?
00:06:44Anyway, all I'm thinking about is Barcelona.
00:06:47Barcelona, me hulk.
00:06:49Just because you've got a mate over there doesn't mean it's going to be any better.
00:06:52You're just like talking about Blade and Barcelona.
00:06:55There's no choice this time.
00:06:57You've no money, eh, that bully?
00:07:04Johnny T?
00:07:06How's it going?
00:07:07How are you, Louise?
00:07:08Alright.
00:07:09Here, have some of that.
00:07:11Fair play to you.
00:07:13So, who are you on the run from this time?
00:07:17All of them.
00:07:18The mad bastard stood up in front of a big meeting and said he was a joyrider.
00:07:22What?
00:07:23Politicians and all there was, though.
00:07:25He said there wasn't enough things for young people to do.
00:07:27What do you mean by things for young people?
00:07:29Like sport and all that shit?
00:07:31Joyriding as a sport.
00:07:33So what?
00:07:34You don't get prizes for it, do you?
00:07:36He said he was going to give a look.
00:07:37And then he went and he got another car.
00:07:39That's more like it.
00:07:40Fuck them.
00:07:48Oh, shit!
00:07:56Oh, shit!
00:07:56Oh, shit!
00:07:56Oh, shit!
00:07:56Oh, shit!
00:07:57Oh, shit!
00:07:57Oh, shit!
00:07:58Oh, shit!
00:07:59Oh, shit!
00:08:00Oh, shit!
00:08:01Oh, shit!
00:08:02Oh, shit!
00:08:03Oh, shit!
00:08:04Oh, shit!
00:08:05Oh, shit!
00:08:06Oh, shit!
00:08:07Oh, shit!
00:08:08Oh, shit!
00:08:09Oh, shit!
00:08:10Oh, shit!
00:08:11Oh, shit!
00:08:12Oh, shit!
00:08:13Oh, shit!
00:08:15Oh, shit!
00:08:16Oh, shit!
00:08:17Oh, my God.
00:08:47What do you think of that, Johnny T, boy?
00:09:09I'm fine, thanks, Whacker. How are you?
00:09:11Is he getting smart?
00:09:12Because he can name the date any time he wants.
00:09:14No, he's not getting smart.
00:09:15Now, Camille, the two of yous are staying in my gaff tonight,
00:09:18so yous needn't think yous are going to be fighting.
00:09:20Jamie.
00:09:21It's cool.
00:09:22My ma's let me stay back in the gaff tonight.
00:09:26What the fuck are you wasters looking at?
00:09:28Nothing, nothing, man.
00:09:29Yeah, well, then, fuck off!
00:09:30Right, man, we're going.
00:09:36See you later, Crunchy.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38You all right, Louise?
00:09:39See you later.
00:09:39I thought you were grounded, Sharon.
00:10:09I am.
00:10:11Do you think I'm in my bedroom?
00:10:13What if they check on you?
00:10:15Are you mad?
00:10:17He'll be down to court by now.
00:10:18You're bad.
00:10:19Kill you if he finds out.
00:10:20Jerry's always killing me anyway, so what's the difference?
00:10:25Fuck you!
00:10:27What?
00:10:27I didn't do nothing.
00:10:28You distracted me.
00:10:29That's what you did.
00:10:30Cheer up, will you?
00:10:33You're the depressing.
00:10:34Here.
00:10:35Drink that and be happy.
00:10:40Jesus, Louise.
00:10:41Your man will see us.
00:10:44So what?
00:10:44What's the story, wacker?
00:10:56We knocked it for you on the way.
00:10:57Yeah, me might kick me out of gas again.
00:10:59She just took you back.
00:11:01What's a pintin' that?
00:11:02Don't annoy me.
00:11:11Any smokes?
00:11:13I'm a bummer.
00:11:15Come on in.
00:11:16Oh, fuck's sake.
00:11:17You got a smoke?
00:11:18No.
00:11:19We'll get some off Anto.
00:11:20She'll give us loads of Sharon's with us.
00:11:22You're a shit-starting bitch.
00:11:24Do you know that?
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26We'll go buzz off him.
00:11:44All right, Anto?
00:11:45What's the story?
00:11:46The story is I want to smoke.
00:11:49Make that five.
00:11:52I can't give you something.
00:11:56There's only seven days left.
00:12:08Cheers.
00:12:09Got a light?
00:12:10Aye.
00:12:16You're a sap-on, don't you know that?
00:12:18Not as much as sap as you, wacker.
00:12:20Come on, you're all barred.
00:12:21Out.
00:12:22Ah, leave her, though.
00:12:23I was only barred for last week.
00:12:24You don't shut up, you'll be barred for life.
00:12:26The whole lot of you.
00:12:27Out.
00:12:38Bastard.
00:12:40Hard man in your uniform.
00:12:42Not as hard as you, go, wacker, eh?
00:12:43What?
00:12:47I'm not allowed to laugh now?
00:12:52What are we going to do now?
00:12:54I don't know about you, but I have to do something.
00:12:56Otherwise, I'm only going to get depressed again.
00:12:57This whole place is depressed.
00:13:01Fuckin' he put it!
00:13:02No, wacker!
00:13:03All right?
00:13:05All right?
00:13:05The revolution passed you by.
00:13:07You've got a problem, wacker.
00:13:08I've got a problem.
00:13:09I'll take you on any time, any place, any way.
00:13:12Oh, well, you wouldn't take me on in Bedfast, would you?
00:13:14And you wouldn't take me on in Dublin, would you?
00:13:16I'm fuckin' sick of the parties.
00:13:19Just want to take each other on days.
00:13:21Is that what it's about?
00:13:21Are we?
00:13:24But let's do like civilised German beings.
00:13:26What are you on about?
00:13:27What am I on about?
00:13:29I'm on about a race.
00:13:31See, the problem is, you don't know Bedfast.
00:13:33And you don't know Dublin.
00:13:36So why don't we have a race starting in Dublin and ending in Bedfast?
00:13:40That way, we'll both be fucked once.
00:13:42All right, well, we'd better finish in Dublin.
00:13:44Because I don't think you would get out of Bedfast if we finished there.
00:13:47No problem.
00:13:48Well, if the fellas are driving, the girls have to be passengers.
00:13:50No way, I'm driving.
00:13:51Here, I'm wearing my new dress.
00:13:52Oh, I'm wearing my long boots.
00:13:54I might wear my...
00:13:55Oh, it's going to be mad.
00:13:56Mad, it'll be brilliant.
00:13:57Are you all for real?
00:13:58Are you all for real?
00:13:59I don't know what I'm thinking.
00:14:01I'm not into this shit anymore.
00:14:03You just tried to say you were into it a minute ago.
00:14:05Now, that's what I like about you, Wacker.
00:14:06You're so unpredictable.
00:14:08Don't start using big words with me, pal.
00:14:10That's not a big word.
00:14:11You get that word in the sports pages.
00:14:13Or maybe you don't read the newspapers.
00:14:16Fuck's sake.
00:14:17What's up?
00:14:18Jesus, Louise, keep him under control, will you?
00:14:21Come here.
00:14:21Listen to me, would you relax?
00:14:23It's not water.
00:14:24No one's out to get you.
00:14:25Look at me.
00:14:27It's not water, man.
00:14:28All right, right.
00:14:28Look at me.
00:14:29It's not water.
00:14:30All right?
00:14:31Look at me.
00:14:32Jesus, please.
00:14:33Fuck the fuck, Rob.
00:14:34What?
00:14:35I'm not meant to fuck you.
00:14:36Cover me self.
00:14:38Fuck you.
00:14:38Get the fuck out of here.
00:14:39Come here, man.
00:14:40You never know what that madman's going to do next.
00:14:43I'm going to fucking kill him, country.
00:14:46I don't care what you're saying.
00:14:47You shouldn't have saying that.
00:14:48He can't read.
00:14:51How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
00:14:53Do I really give a fuck?
00:14:54I'm only saying.
00:14:56He's worse since his dad was put away.
00:14:58Sorry, come on.
00:14:58We shouldn't be talking about him.
00:15:00Mum will go down to the shops and get a nice pop to take down that swelling.
00:15:04Give your head back.
00:15:06What if there was money involved?
00:15:10Go on.
00:15:10Say it was 200 pound of car.
00:15:17Do we not take it all?
00:15:18All of us could go.
00:15:19Where am I going to get 200 pound?
00:15:24We can get 200 pound.
00:15:25What are you telling me for?
00:15:27Retard!
00:15:29Listen.
00:15:30We've something to organize here.
00:15:33Let's organize it.
00:15:34I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:15:40I'd have to go back to Belfast.
00:16:04That looks really sexy on you.
00:16:13I hope you didn't blow all your money.
00:16:14We're going to have to do some serious drinking tonight, Carol.
00:16:17Can I tell you something?
00:16:17I won't know what that brother of mine wants us all here for.
00:16:20I don't know, but he's up to something.
00:16:21Right there, Spock, how are you?
00:16:43All right, Becca.
00:16:43What about you?
00:16:46All right, Johnny T.
00:16:47Right there, Bobby.
00:16:48Boo and Ripley are in there.
00:16:49It's Johnny T.
00:16:50Sounds like him now.
00:16:51Oh, well, Johnny, what about you?
00:16:57You all right?
00:16:57Well, Johnny T.
00:16:58How you doing?
00:16:59Ripley.
00:16:59You okay?
00:17:00Are you all right?
00:17:01You sure?
00:17:01Have you heard what's happening?
00:17:02What's happening?
00:17:02Bobby, shut up and wait.
00:17:03I will not.
00:17:04Let Johnny T explain.
00:17:05I was going to wait till Gash got here.
00:17:07I'd seen his spot cat to tell his little sister.
00:17:10I told her because I didn't want her going.
00:17:11Going where?
00:17:11You?
00:17:12I am.
00:17:12What's all this about?
00:17:13What's all this?
00:17:13Hold on a minute, will you?
00:17:15All right, well, I may as well sit down if you're going to make another speech.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:19See how I was down in Dublin?
00:17:21Jesus.
00:17:27Well, it's my man.
00:17:28What's happening?
00:17:28All right, guys.
00:17:29You hit her.
00:17:31Johnny T.
00:17:32What's happening now, man?
00:17:33How you going?
00:17:34I'm like your fucking head.
00:17:35You only had that worst way one of these days.
00:17:36What did you just say?
00:17:38I was just saying that he's fucking nuts for coming back to Belfast.
00:17:40That's all.
00:17:42All righty.
00:17:43You want my matter about you?
00:17:43All right, Gash.
00:17:44So, did I miss anything?
00:17:45Gash, just listen, eh?
00:17:47Sweet.
00:17:48There's going to be a race from Belfast to Dublin, and the first car to get to the Pope's
00:17:53cross is going to be king of the roads.
00:17:54Oh, are you serious?
00:17:55Yeah, I mean, nice one.
00:17:56You want me to count me in?
00:17:58My wee Pat want to come with me?
00:17:59Yes, she is.
00:18:00And she doesn't care about my brother.
00:18:01You never let me have any fun while I'm going, and you didn't think giving Gash a hard time
00:18:07is going to stop me either.
00:18:08Jesus, Johnny, you've always to push things one bit too far, don't you?
00:18:11But, boo, wait till I tell you.
00:18:14It's ÂŁ200 a car, and there's three cars going from Dublin.
00:18:17That's real money.
00:18:19Well, that's me off to Barcelona when I win.
00:18:21Where are you going to get ÂŁ200, you clown?
00:18:23I've got my dollar.
00:18:24I'm going to sell my guitar.
00:18:25I won't even have to thieve it.
00:18:26So, when is it, Big Lear?
00:18:27Well, that's the other thing.
00:18:30It's tonight.
00:18:31Why not?
00:18:32Oh, Johnny, you serious, you doggie.
00:18:34Happy days.
00:18:35I'm going to wait for this.
00:18:36Better start planning, really, eh?
00:18:37Making it so.
00:18:38I won't question, Johnny, where the fuck's Pope's Cross, mate?
00:18:40Answer coming right up.
00:18:41It's in a big park they have down there.
00:18:43Where's that?
00:18:44Phoenix Park, they call it.
00:18:45How are you supposed to find that?
00:18:47Actually, we'll just ask them where it is.
00:18:48Look, I'm sorting that out.
00:18:54What's the situation with the money?
00:18:55Well, we were going to bury the money at Pope's Cross, but we didn't have the time,
00:18:58so we decided that me and Wacker would take each tribe's money.
00:19:01If that's all right with you.
00:19:03Yeah.
00:19:04Wacker.
00:19:05I thought he was a fucking mad bastard.
00:19:07Yes.
00:19:08Do you know something?
00:19:10If this gets you out of here, it might not be a bad thing at all.
00:19:12I'm coming with you.
00:19:15There's no way, babe.
00:19:16Yes, why?
00:19:17I'm going to make sure you get on that bloody plane.
00:19:19No.
00:19:20That's the condition on which you're going, right?
00:19:22Ha!
00:19:25Ha!
00:19:26Ha!
00:19:29Right?
00:19:31Everyone all right with that?
00:19:32Yeah.
00:19:34Settled it.
00:19:34Sweet.
00:19:34We are killing me.
00:20:04So am I.
00:20:05If we have to get out of the car and run, what are they going to do then?
00:20:08Well, you just make sure I don't have to run.
00:20:16Is he completely blind?
00:20:18Anton?
00:20:19Anton?
00:20:20Anton?
00:20:21Anton?
00:20:22Are we started?
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:24Get around.
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:26You have enough.
00:20:27Fair play, gentle.
00:20:29Let's go shopping.
00:20:31Six junior fairs to Belfast, please.
00:20:32Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:33Course we are.
00:20:34Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:35Course we are.
00:20:36Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:37Course we are.
00:20:38Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:39Course we are.
00:20:40Course we are.
00:20:41Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:42Course we are.
00:20:43Are you sure yous are under 16?
00:20:44Course we are.
00:20:45Course we are.
00:20:46Are you sure yous are under 17?
00:20:48Course we are.
00:20:50Course we are.
00:20:51Course we are.
00:20:53Course we are.
00:21:09Oh, my God.
00:21:39Oh, my God.
00:21:46Did you bring any of that stuff, did you?
00:21:48Fucking face cream, whatever you call it.
00:21:51Face cream?
00:21:52Would you snap out of your buzz?
00:21:54Use your spit if your face is dirty.
00:21:56You bollocks, not wrecking me skin with you.
00:21:59You only have to use a little bit.
00:22:02No.
00:22:04Jesus, she's worse.
00:22:06Who have you got that for?
00:22:08Have you got a problem with that?
00:22:10Yeah, I have.
00:22:11Oh, fuck off.
00:22:13What are you and your horrors for, Rachel?
00:22:15You know that way you get a bad feeling about something.
00:22:18We're the poxy train now.
00:22:20Yeah, well, maybe we should be getting off the poxy train.
00:22:23These realise they still have guns up there.
00:22:25Will you chill the fuck out with your guns?
00:22:27Yeah, will you shut up? You're putting me off it now.
00:22:29Are you so depressing me?
00:22:31Fuck yourself.
00:22:33They're after depressing me.
00:22:38So I'm coming over here to depress yous.
00:22:40And believe me, these will be depressed.
00:22:43So, what were you talking about? The Ritz and all?
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:48Well, fucking talk then.
00:22:51Go on, Crunchy. What were you saying?
00:22:53I'm not saying nothing with Horna Horrors.
00:22:55Yeah, yeah, me Horrors. So what?
00:22:57I go on, Crunchy. Tell us all your problems.
00:23:00He doesn't realise that the water's over up there.
00:23:02Yeah, and I suppose you know all about it.
00:23:04Yeah.
00:23:05When was the last time you were up there?
00:23:08I'm sorry, I'll tell you.
00:23:10Look, all I'm saying is the Nazis are going nowhere.
00:23:17It's easy to get across the border.
00:23:19We don't know anything about that shit.
00:23:21If we follow them just to the border,
00:23:22we can leave them for dirt as soon as we get across.
00:23:24And all I'm saying is it's a fucking race.
00:23:27We follow a nobody.
00:23:28And why have you got stopped at a checkpoint?
00:23:30Nobody's stopping me at no checkpoint.
00:23:32Yeah, that's my man-whacker.
00:23:33And I'll tell you something.
00:23:34If there's soldiers there with guns, they'll stop you.
00:23:36And you won't have nothing to say about it.
00:23:38Believe me, Childs.
00:23:40That's what you think.
00:23:45When the da's locked away, wacko will play.
00:23:48I hope that's a replicant's.
00:23:51It's a replicant.
00:23:52Whatever.
00:23:55Yeah, it's a replicant.
00:23:58Jesus, wacko.
00:23:59Don't show that to Rachel.
00:24:01Whatever you do, she'll be hyper to bits.
00:24:08You must be fucking mentally.
00:24:09Mark?
00:24:10Check.
00:24:11Cameras?
00:24:12Check.
00:24:13Slim Jams?
00:24:14Check.
00:24:15Carves?
00:24:16Check.
00:24:17New Moobank?
00:24:18Check.
00:24:19Here you go.
00:24:20Here you go.
00:24:21That's a great deal.
00:24:22You must be fucking mentally.
00:24:23You must be fucking mentally.
00:24:24Mark?
00:24:25Check.
00:24:26Check.
00:24:27Cameras?
00:24:28Check.
00:24:29Slim Jims?
00:24:30Check.
00:24:31Carves?
00:24:32Check.
00:24:34Carves?
00:24:35Check.
00:24:36New Moobank?
00:24:37Check.
00:24:38New Moobank?
00:24:39Check.
00:24:40New Moobank?
00:24:41Check.
00:24:42New Moobank?
00:24:43Check.
00:24:44Here you go.
00:24:47Thanks.
00:24:52Take this and keep it safe.
00:24:54I'm going to give you a ring every now and then to make sure everything's alright.
00:24:57Do you hear me?
00:24:58Yes, I do.
00:24:59Can I hear you?
00:25:06Oh, Johnny, tell me what's happening.
00:25:07Hi, Johnny.
00:25:08Hi, Johnny.
00:25:09How are you doing?
00:25:11Oh.
00:25:12Did you get the keys?
00:25:13Mm-hmm.
00:25:14Yep.
00:25:15Here they are.
00:25:16One of these is going to fit.
00:25:19Right.
00:25:20Do you know anything, mate?
00:25:21It's going to be sweet in it, mate.
00:25:22Everything's going to go alright.
00:25:24It's going to be cool.
00:25:26Are they soldiers or police?
00:25:27They look like fucking Nazis.
00:25:28They're ass-weaves in uniforms.
00:25:41Uniform shit heads.
00:25:43It's like another country.
00:25:44They're our planet more like.
00:25:45It's scared of me shitness.
00:25:46Cruty, if you've gone the door that was lost, I'll punch the head off you.
00:26:00I told you my sense of the relation was bollocks.
00:26:19That's it.
00:26:21Told you I'm fine.
00:26:23I'm fine.
00:26:38What's the story?
00:26:57Have you gone in on war?
00:27:08Rachel, hiya, how's it going?
00:27:19Crunchy, what's the artie?
00:27:22What's the story?
00:27:27This is Gus' girlfriend, Bobby.
00:27:29He's not taking the photographs.
00:27:31Oh, that's Ripley and Spock.
00:27:34This is Sharon.
00:27:35Hi, Sharon.
00:27:36And this is Louise.
00:27:37Hiya.
00:27:38And this is Johnny T's sister.
00:27:39All right.
00:27:40Bill.
00:27:41Still here, Louise?
00:27:42Yeah.
00:27:43Ah, it's a lovely skirt.
00:27:44You know Johnny's going to Barcelona?
00:27:46He's always going to Barcelona.
00:27:47Yeah, this time he has to go.
00:27:49I don't know what you're telling me for.
00:27:51Here, do you want to smoke?
00:27:52They're not doing my place up yet, no?
00:27:54No.
00:27:55You started?
00:27:57I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
00:28:07I trust you.
00:28:08I trust you.
00:28:09Phil!
00:28:10Showtime!
00:28:11I trust you.
00:28:12Phil!
00:28:13I trust you.
00:28:21Phil!
00:28:24Showtime!
00:28:25Let's go.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:47What the fuck?
00:28:48Let go.
00:28:50Let's go.
00:28:51What the fuck?
00:28:52Let go.
00:28:54What the fuck?
00:28:55What the fuck?
00:28:56You can't make me laugh.
00:28:57What the fuck?
00:28:58It's funny.
00:28:59You're the fuck?
00:29:00He's the fella.
00:29:01No.
00:29:02And this is the whole thing.
00:29:03Try the fuck.
00:29:04I'll give you a clerk.
00:29:05You'll leave the fuck.
00:29:06You're the fuck.
00:29:07You're the fuck.
00:29:08You're the fuck.
00:29:09What the fuck?
00:29:10You're the fuck.
00:29:11My man.
00:29:12You're the fuck.
00:29:13You're the fuck?
00:29:14I'm going to play this way.
00:29:32Come on.
00:29:33Jesus.
00:29:34Yes!
00:29:35Come on.
00:29:36Come on.
00:29:37Yes!
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39I missed the TV.
00:29:41Yes!
00:29:42Come on.
00:29:43Come on.
00:29:44Come on.
00:29:45Come on.
00:29:46Come on.
00:29:47Come on.
00:29:48Come on.
00:29:49Keep an eye on that Johnny table.
00:30:13Do you see what I see?
00:30:14I see a good brain.
00:30:15I see a good brain.
00:30:17For my sake.
00:30:18Is this not a moment or not?
00:30:20Is this not a moment or not?
00:30:21It's not a moment or not?
00:30:22Is this not a moment?
00:30:23I'm done.
00:30:24Ah, I'm done.
00:30:25Ah!
00:30:26Do you see what I see?
00:30:30I see a good brain.
00:30:33For fuck's sake.
00:30:35Is this not a move or not?
00:30:38It's not a pump, lady.
00:30:39Is this not a pump?
00:30:41Hands up.
00:30:45That's why I quit.
00:30:46For fuck's sake, Rita.
00:30:48You just pick any fucking car.
00:30:50Come on, come on, come on.
00:30:52Come on, come on.
00:30:54Give us a fucking hand.
00:31:20For fuck's sake.
00:31:24The pink.
00:31:33Are you joking me?
00:31:35Come on, thingy, come on.
00:31:42Oh, bullies.
00:31:47The door was open.
00:31:48Thunderbirds, I go.
00:32:07We're on.
00:32:08Nice one.
00:32:09Here we go.
00:32:11We're going to be last.
00:32:12Oh, Jesus, please don't let us be last.
00:32:14How do you think?
00:32:36How do we know fucking good?
00:32:37What you're on.
00:32:37you got it
00:32:46you got it with yourself
00:32:48shut up motherfuckers
00:32:58make it so
00:33:20yeah
00:33:20that's what you keep
00:33:28she says why do you have to get the
00:33:36rate
00:33:36you wouldn't
00:33:41let me in
00:33:43let me in
00:33:46I fucking brain
00:33:47she's my car
00:33:57and I'm the boss right
00:33:58right
00:34:00yeah right
00:34:02just get moving
00:34:03for fuck's sake
00:34:04let's go
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:41I don't know.
00:35:11I don't know.
00:35:41I don't know.
00:36:11I don't know.
00:36:41Oh, fuck them, bollocks.
00:36:44Sorry they've had just bollocks.
00:36:46I don't know.
00:36:47I don't know.
00:36:48I don't know.
00:36:49I don't know.
00:36:50Ten-four, Mrs. Ripley.
00:36:52Poor position, Mr. Spock.
00:36:53Feels good, Mrs. Ripley.
00:36:55Tab time, perhaps?
00:36:58Tab time is all the time, Mrs. Ripley.
00:37:00That's a big ten-four, Mr. Spock.
00:37:02You're not...
00:37:03Cruising attitude signs, perhaps.
00:37:08Make it so.
00:37:10All right.
00:37:40Dirty fuckin' bollocks.
00:37:50Left action coming, not Mr. Spock.
00:37:52Just speak. Left hand in.
00:37:54Making it soaps.
00:38:10Punch, look.
00:38:15The nardy's getting off the mouth away already.
00:38:18Follow them, Punch.
00:38:40Watch this!
00:38:55Watch this!
00:39:10Watch this!
00:39:19Fuck it!
00:39:22Here we go!
00:39:24What the fuck?
00:39:25You're the king!
00:39:26Guys!
00:39:32Jesus, Johnny!
00:39:33No!
00:39:41Oh my god!
00:39:43Look!
00:39:58Ahah!
00:40:03Ahah!
00:40:06Ahahhhhh!
00:40:07Ayahhhhhh!
00:40:08I tell my brothers you were going to leave me in Belfast.
00:40:11They'll do you, son.
00:40:13You just wait till I tell them.
00:40:18Were you going to leave me there?
00:40:21That's for me to know and for you to find out, isn't it?
00:40:29Cheeky little fuck.
00:40:38You wouldn't have her, didn't you?
00:40:54How the fuck would you know what anybody has in them?
00:40:57When you spend your whole time talking, putting people down?
00:41:01You know nothing about nobody because you never shut the fuck up.
00:41:04You never give anybody a bleeding chance because you never fucking listen.
00:41:08I don't know.
00:41:25Did you bring any music with you?
00:41:29Sorry.
00:41:31Excuse me.
00:41:33Am I allowed to speak?
00:41:38I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:39Yeah.
00:41:40I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:42I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:45I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:48I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:49I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:50I didn't bring any music. Did you?
00:41:51Yeah.
00:41:52I didn't bring any music.
00:41:53Yeah?
00:41:54Listen, I wouldn't have left you behind.
00:42:24We're going to have to make off our last win.
00:42:54Do you have a pressing course, Mrs. Ripley?
00:42:56That's a big tan for her, Mr. Spock.
00:43:00Pretend to lose a Klingons.
00:43:01Oh, Jesus, please!
00:43:10Stop the lag, won't you?
00:43:12He came out of nowhere.
00:43:19He just appeared in front of us.
00:43:25It wouldn't have been their fault.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31We're lucky for him, I was driving.
00:43:33Not so mammy, John.
00:43:46Did we lose the Klingons?
00:43:47We did, Shirley.
00:43:49This is too easy.
00:43:50Don't call me Shirley.
00:43:52I think your hands stink.
00:43:56No.
00:43:57You okay?
00:44:06You okay?
00:44:07You okay?
00:44:08I think.
00:44:09I think your hands stink.
00:44:13I'm sorry.
00:44:15I'm pulling in, baby, I'm pulling on in.
00:44:27I told you don't pull out too quickly.
00:44:45I'm pulling in, baby, I'm pulling in.
00:45:15Oh, my God.
00:45:45Oh, my God.
00:46:15If I was just leaving Belfast, they could say they drove me out.
00:46:29But this is different.
00:46:33I still can't believe you're going.
00:46:34As soon as I win this race, I'm going straight to Dublin Airport in a taxi and the first plane of Barcelona is going to have me on it.
00:46:43Do you see why he's driving?
00:46:51He'll never beat this baby or that to you.
00:46:53I don't know what you're worrying about him for.
00:46:56It's a race.
00:46:57Why are you sticking behind him?
00:46:59Wait till I get to the border.
00:47:01Then I'll show you a race.
00:47:02This baby can do 120 nobody.
00:47:04This is a race.
00:47:06I'm following nobody.
00:47:07This is personal.
00:47:08For fuck's sake.
00:47:22How the fuck did we get into this mad place?
00:47:25We didn't.
00:47:26You didn't.
00:47:27I don't like it here.
00:47:34It's scary.
00:47:37Look, Crunch, let's ask them over there.
00:47:39All right?
00:47:49All right.
00:47:50Can you tell us how to get on a road that goes to Dublin?
00:47:53The one to Dublin, are you?
00:47:54Yeah.
00:47:56Up here on holidays, then, I'll take it.
00:47:57Yeah, look, can you just tell us how to get out of here?
00:47:59Ah, sure, no problem.
00:48:00Now, you have to turn the car around first.
00:48:02Take a right down that street.
00:48:03Travel for about 100 yards.
00:48:05Take your first left.
00:48:06Straight ahead.
00:48:07You're on your way.
00:48:08All right, nice one.
00:48:09Lovely car you've got there, hey?
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:14Fucking Asia.
00:48:39Bollocks.
00:48:47Bollocks.
00:48:52Can I do exactly what that inbraid said?
00:48:56I really don't like this.
00:49:00He said, turn the car around.
00:49:03Take their night.
00:49:04Force left.
00:49:06The cop's sure he doesn't even know how to get out of his own blade in town.
00:49:08Oh, Jesus, who is it?
00:49:18It's not the salvation, Amy.
00:49:25What are they going to do?
00:49:26I'm not going to get a chance to do nothing.
00:49:34I want to crouch you to fuckers.
00:49:35I want to crouch you to fuckers.
00:49:35I want to squish you to fuckers.
00:49:36I want toppers.
00:49:43I want to kilograms.
00:49:55What are you doing?
00:49:57What are you doing here?
00:50:06Again!
00:50:07No!
00:50:08Leave us alone!
00:50:09Bring the fucking bed show up so she can see this!
00:50:12Yes!
00:50:13We're not from here! We're from Dublin!
00:50:15Are you now? No kidding.
00:50:17Will you pick the wrong town to take a piss in?
00:50:24Right, come on.
00:50:27Come on, come on, come on!
00:50:37Crunchy!
00:50:43Crunchy!
00:50:44Crunchy!
00:50:45Crunchy!
00:50:48Crunchy!
00:50:59Shop ahead!
00:51:01Don't know about Joe Blue bleed!
00:51:03Sterïżœïżœ!
00:51:04What are you stopping here for? I thought you were going to get some grub.
00:51:21We am.
00:51:22But if we drive up to the shop and you see this little twerp getting out,
00:51:26they're going to make a phone call, aren't they?
00:51:27They're going to say there's a tiny dude out of here. He's in a robbed car.
00:51:31It's a Volkswagen Golf, and registration number is...
00:51:33All right, Anto. You don't have to bite me head off every time I open me mouth.
00:51:37You have to give me a chance as well, you know.
00:51:41I'm going to stop giving out now, OK?
00:51:44OK.
00:51:54You go and buy something.
00:51:56Right.
00:52:03Give us ten blackjacks.
00:52:18Six store bolts.
00:52:20Twenty coder bolts.
00:52:38Twenty fruit salads.
00:52:40Ten gold bolts.
00:53:01You got me there all day.
00:53:02Yeah, yeah.
00:53:21Now, these are for you.
00:53:24What?
00:53:26Take them, will they?
00:53:26Listen, eh, don't tell yours I get them to you, cos we'll get them to slagging as it is, you know?
00:53:39Anto.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41I won't tell anyone.
00:53:45And don't take them going short on you either.
00:53:48Thanks, Ant.
00:53:48Is he still behind us?
00:53:55Of course he is.
00:54:06What the fuck is he doing going this way?
00:54:08Stupid bastard.
00:54:10Who's the stupid bastard?
00:54:12We know what you're going to say, so just shut the fuck up.
00:54:14Don't tell me to shut up.
00:54:15Shut the fuck up, we're trying to draw in and you're sitting there like in me head.
00:54:21You're not racing me.
00:54:22You're racing him.
00:54:23You're racing him.
00:54:35I'm a plane.
00:54:35I'm pretty sure he's going to walk around.
00:54:36I don't know.
00:54:38I don't know.
00:54:44I'm a plane.
00:54:44I'm a plane.
00:54:47I'm an area one-eyed.
00:54:48I'm a plane.
00:54:49I'm a plane.
00:54:51I'm a plane.
00:54:51I'm a plane.
00:54:52I'm a plane.
00:54:53Hey, did you see that?
00:54:58What?
00:54:58That sign. Did you see it?
00:55:00No what sign?
00:55:07Are we really across the border?
00:55:13We are now.
00:55:15Either that or someone come out and put that sign up just to confuse us.
00:55:23We are now.
00:55:53We close our door.
00:55:55We close our door.
00:56:01We close our door as well.
00:56:10We close your door.
00:56:12See that we are
00:56:17covering the right You.
00:56:22Let's go.
00:56:52Good job you had smokes left.
00:56:56Yeah.
00:57:04What would you do if you won the lottery?
00:57:07Eh, I'd buy you one of these.
00:57:10The grand old yokes, you know.
00:57:12Is that all?
00:57:14I'd be on the first plane to Majorca and I'd never come back.
00:57:19Would you not go away anywhere?
00:57:22Yeah, well, there is one place, yeah.
00:57:26You gonna tell me or what?
00:57:28No.
00:57:29You'll only start slagging me.
00:57:31Cross my heart a moment.
00:57:34I'd buy one of these and I'd head towards Donegal.
00:57:39Donegal?
00:57:40Yeah.
00:57:41I went up there last year on an Irish-speaking holiday.
00:57:44Slave lakes now.
00:57:46The highest sea cliff ice in Europe.
00:57:49You'd want to see a certain.
00:57:51Two thousand feet straight off the sea.
00:57:53Get this.
00:57:54A lot of types.
00:57:55A few cans.
00:57:56Head up there.
00:57:57And just look at it.
00:58:00Would it be just you going up?
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02Unless somebody else wanted to go up.
00:58:04What if there was someone else?
00:58:05Then it wouldn't be just me then, would it?
00:58:07Listen, Anto.
00:58:08I'm sorry about all the slagging and all.
00:58:10I tell you.
00:58:11Your tongue's as sharp as a bleeding riser, do you know that?
00:58:12How would you know?
00:58:13You don't even shave yet.
00:58:14I can't wait and talk, can I?
00:58:17No.
00:58:18This tongue's good as some wood things.
00:58:19Jesus Christ.
00:58:20I gave him to my father.
00:58:21I'm just going to come.
00:58:22I've lost my heart.
00:58:23It's me then, would it?
00:58:24Listen Anto.
00:58:25I'm sorry about all the slagging and all.
00:58:26I tell you.
00:58:27Your tongue's as sharp as a bleeding riser, do you know that?
00:58:29How would you know?
00:58:31You don't even shave yet.
00:58:32Well he can't wait and talk, can he?
00:58:33No.
00:58:34These tongues go to some wood things.
00:58:37Jesus Christ.
00:58:38No.
00:58:39I can't wait and talk, can I?
00:58:41No.
00:58:42Oh, my God.
00:59:12Gash? Gash? Gash, cops?
00:59:42Gash, cops?
00:59:49Oh, fuck no!
00:59:53Fix that bathroom or a wee bit!
00:59:56Bloody fucking thing!
01:00:12Gash?
01:00:14Gash!
01:00:16I'm not going to put it back on my fucking farm.
01:00:22Gash!
01:00:23Gash!
01:00:42Gash!
01:00:49Gash!
01:00:50Gash!
01:00:54Hold tight.
01:01:12Fuckin' scornbikes!
01:01:20No! No, Acker! No!
01:01:24What's he doing?
01:01:26Shoot the kill, motherfuckers!
01:01:30Oh, fuck!
01:01:32He died!
01:01:36Open your door!
01:01:37He's getting there!
01:01:38Run, dude!
01:01:39Run!
01:01:42Fuckin' get into the fuckin' car!
01:01:44What the fuck are you doing?
01:01:46Get into the car!
01:01:59You stupid, fuckin' lying bastard!
01:02:03What fuckin' planet do you think you're on?
01:02:05Jesus Christ, where are fuckin' it?
01:02:08My mouth out getting shot and it doesn't even work.
01:02:10What?
01:02:11Look!
01:02:12Jesus Christ, Wacker!
01:02:14You are one lucky bastard!
01:02:16You're only grazed!
01:02:18I don't believe this!
01:02:20Here, gimme me fuckin' car back!
01:02:22It's my fuckin' car! I robbed it!
01:02:24Would you get fuckin' real, Wacker!
01:02:26Oh, fuck!
01:02:28Who?
01:02:29What are you slowing down for?
01:02:30They'll after us!
01:02:31Now, what's wrong?
01:02:33I've been shot!
01:02:34What?
01:02:35Haven't I?
01:02:36Jesus Christ, B!
01:02:38I'm alright, John.
01:02:39Just make sure they don't catch us.
01:02:40You've been shot!
01:02:41I'm alright!
01:02:42Could you put something on that, Wacker?
01:02:50What are you doing for?
01:02:51Hold on, B!
01:02:52Hold on!
01:02:53Where's the nearest hospital?
01:02:55I'm heading for it.
01:02:58Hold my hand.
01:03:01Hold on.
01:03:02We'll get you out with us.
01:03:03Is it fair?
01:03:04We'll get you to a hospital.
01:03:05I can't feel my legs.
01:03:06Of course you can.
01:03:07Look.
01:03:08You felt that, didn't you?
01:03:09Of course you did.
01:03:10Feels good, doesn't it?
01:03:11Me ma used to do that for me when I was sick.
01:03:12Of course you can. Look, you felt that, didn't you? Of course you did.
01:03:28Feels good, doesn't it? My mum used to do that for me when I was sick.
01:03:37Made me feel better.
01:03:42Jesus, my sister.
01:03:58Ripley, would you ring her?
01:03:58All right.
01:04:00All right.
01:04:02All right.
01:04:04All right.
01:04:06All right.
01:04:08Go on there.
01:04:10All right.
01:04:12All right.
01:04:14All right.
01:04:16All right.
01:04:18All right.
01:04:20And the other way,
01:04:22can you move my car?
01:04:24I got to be there.
01:04:26All right.
01:04:28All right.
01:04:30There's still no answer.
01:05:00If I get another car, I'll be waiting here, all right?
01:05:15You should just get out of here.
01:05:16You're in big trouble, Whacker.
01:05:18I know that.
01:05:18I'll be waiting.
01:05:19Come on, let's get her in.
01:05:30Where's the doctor?
01:05:33We need a doctor.
01:05:35This way.
01:06:00Hey, we've stabilised her condition.
01:06:20She's going to be fine.
01:06:22Someone will let you know when you can see her.
01:06:29Listen.
01:06:29Come here.
01:06:31Tell us about Barcelona.
01:06:34I don't really know anything about it.
01:06:37I've got a mailer over there I can stay with for a little while.
01:06:40Other than that, I only know it's sunny.
01:06:43Do you know that myself?
01:06:45Have you not got a job or nothing there?
01:06:47No.
01:06:49Never been anywhere before.
01:06:52I've hardly ever been out of Dublin.
01:06:54Why don't you come over with me?
01:06:57Oh, yeah, I could, all right.
01:06:58If we ever get out of this, will you come to Barcelona with me?
01:07:11Yeah.
01:07:20Come on.
01:07:20I'm going to be here.
01:07:21I'm going to be here.
01:07:22I'm going to be here.
01:07:22I'm going to be here.
01:07:22I'm going to be here.
01:07:23I'm going to be here.
01:07:24I'm going to be here.
01:07:25I'm going to be here.
01:07:25I'm going to be here.
01:07:26I'm going to be here.
01:07:26I'm going to be here.
01:07:27I'm going to be here.
01:07:27I'm going to be here.
01:07:28I'm going to be here.
01:07:28I don't know.
01:07:58Is she all right?
01:08:07I wasn't able to see her, but they said she was going to be all right.
01:08:11She's probably better off than we are.
01:08:15Where the fuck am we going, by the way?
01:08:17Keep going straight. I'll tell you when it turn.
01:08:28Oh, fuck! Helicopter!
01:08:58Go and see if he's gone.
01:09:03No, sit tight.
01:09:14What the fuck are we going to do then? Sit here till we get a fucking invitation.
01:09:17Go on and check.
01:09:28No more helicopter. We're okay.
01:09:58Anto, you're not going very fast, are you?
01:10:19No.
01:10:20What are you thinking about?
01:10:23Ah, you wouldn't want to know.
01:10:26Try me.
01:10:30I was just thinking about those holiday homes we passed back there.
01:10:34There didn't seem to be anybody in them.
01:10:36Where are you now?
01:10:38What about the race?
01:10:40Ah, I don't fancy going back to Dublin.
01:10:43We've only just left the place.
01:10:45Yeah.
01:10:47If that's the way you feel, you're going the wrong way, aren't you?
01:10:52You're going the wrong way, aren't you?
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:57I don't know.
01:10:58I don't think so.
01:10:59What's going on?
01:11:00No.
01:11:01No.
01:11:03No.
01:11:04No.
01:11:05No.
01:11:06No.
01:11:07No.
01:11:08No.
01:11:09No.
01:11:10No.
01:11:11No.
01:11:12No.
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No.
01:11:15No.
01:11:16No.
01:11:17No.
01:11:18No, no, no.
01:11:19No.
01:11:20No.
01:11:21No.
01:11:22No, no.
01:11:23Did you see that?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28What the fuck was it?
01:11:37We just got overtaken on the inside.
01:11:42Jesus Christ.
01:11:53I don't know how long I've been driving at 10 miles per hour.
01:12:06Do you think he can drive?
01:12:07I don't even want to get back into the car.
01:12:23We're riding the border.
01:12:34There's a river down there.
01:12:35The other side's the Republic.
01:12:37There's a checkpoint only about a mile up the road there.
01:12:39But this is the only part where we can get across the river.
01:12:42Listen.
01:12:44I'm getting wet in all of it.
01:12:46You always go on.
01:12:51Call them Louise.
01:12:52What's going on with you?
01:12:53I'm sleeping with my car.
01:13:00The whole place will be crawling with soldiers.
01:13:02What are you talking about?
01:13:11Yeah.
01:13:12What?
01:13:19You need a more than I do.
01:13:20Crunchy, you told me about Barcelona, man.
01:13:34Quacker.
01:13:36Would you come back to us?
01:13:37Let him go!
01:13:58Parker!
01:13:58Let him go!
01:14:02Go!
01:14:03Let him go!
01:14:20Go!
01:14:23Go!
01:14:24Go!
01:14:25Go!
01:14:25Oh, my God!
01:14:55I don't know.
01:15:25I don't know.
01:15:55I don't know.
01:16:25I don't know.
01:16:55I don't know.
01:17:25I don't know.
01:17:55I don't know.
01:18:25I don't know.
01:18:55I don't know.
01:19:25I don't know.
01:19:55I don't know.
01:20:25I don't know.
01:20:55I don't know.
01:21:25I don't know.
01:21:55I don't know.
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