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Have You Got Any Castles is a 1938 Warner Bros. Merrie Melodies cartoon directed by Frank Tashlin. The short was released on June 25, 1938.

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00:00The End
00:30Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
00:40Tonight the muses sing and we hearken to Pan
00:44as with sweetly piping lute
00:46he wins us through a delightful phantasmagoria
00:50with the deathless heroes of legend and history
00:54and the entrancing figures of fiction and fantasy.
01:00And first, among our illustrious hosts, we want you to meet.
01:30Now, I lay me down, I'll sleep, and there's Papa Leon and Uncle Ray.
01:37Now, I lay me down, I'll sleep, and there's Papa Leon and Uncle Ray.
01:44Now, I lay me down, I'll sleep, and there's Papa Leon and Uncle Ray.
01:51Now, I lay me down, I'll sleep, and there's Papa Leon and Uncle Ray.
01:57I lay me down, I'll sleep, and there's Papa Leon.
02:02I lay me down, I lay me down.
02:04Now, I lay me down, I lay me down, I lay me down.
02:07If the rhythm's been too dreamy
02:26If the rhythm's been too dreamy
02:28And you like your trumpet screamy
02:31And you like your trumpet screamy
02:33That's when you should call to see me
02:35Because I've got swing to sail
02:37If you think a waltz is horrid
02:40And you like your rhythm torrid
02:42Till it makes you mop your forehead
02:44I've got swing to sail
02:46Rhythm's what this country needs
02:49For years and years I've seen
02:50If you buy from me, it's C-O-D
02:53I sell swing but not for credit
02:56Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
03:01Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
03:31When I was a tie, I thought quite a lot of the famous people in the storybooks I got.
03:53As I grew inside, so did I grow wise, and I learned some things that really opened up my eyes.
04:00But in spite of everything I learned, there's one old guy who's still a sigh as far as I'm concerned.
04:06Old King Cole, I'm a merry old soul, but the old boy loves to have his face.
04:13Old King Cole, I'm a merry old soul, but he waved his scepter with a swing.
04:20And here is a man who never fooled around, but daily he mixed with tea and tea.
04:26And now he's up yonder with a ring around.
04:31They called the mystic Tristan, and went on mute today.
04:37Old King Cole is a noisy old soul.
04:44Because he had his bling, and because he liked to swing.
04:48I went out in history, so I've set a chance for me.
05:00Have you got any castles that you want to fill, baby?
05:05Such a lack of good manners, you should swallow my flick and read.
05:09I'll get out my scissors, that cut.
05:19Have you got any mortgages you want to have paid, baby?
05:30After all, my adventures are full.
05:32I love you.
05:56Help! Help!
05:58Jailbreak! Help!
05:59Help!
06:02Help!
06:03Help!
06:04Help!
06:05Help!
06:06Help!
06:07Help!
06:08Help!
06:09Help!
06:28Why don't they let me sleep?
06:31This is your town crier again.
06:38The music fades, and the departing celebrants bid us adieu, happy with the memories of the bookland frolic.
06:48All is well.
06:50All is well.
06:52All is well.
06:54All is well.
06:55All is well.
06:56All is well.
07:25All is well.
07:27All is well.
07:29All east, virginis Crier, or new moon in his mountains, in essence, and in Canada.
07:31All is well.
07:36You're with me, or you see today.
07:37All is well.
07:38All is well.
07:39All is well.
07:41Better not nly, or you've lady.
07:43Today's spring and journey.
07:45All is well, not eh.
07:46You can go!
07:47WITH us.
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