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00:00Jess
00:01Something has shifted with you
00:03Ahh!
00:04Jess
00:05Hi, how are ya?
00:06Girl, are you good?
00:07You're unhappy
00:08Leaving me is the worst thing anyone's ever done!
00:13Change your life
00:14Go to London
00:15Seriously?
00:16You love London
00:17You saw Spice World nine times in the theatre
00:20I could do it
00:22I could go and find my English dream
00:24You know, a stake ground, a garden
00:27Ah!
00:28Good luck with that love
00:29Oh shit!
00:32Oh my god, I'm in hell
00:40You're the singing guy
00:41I'm Felix, by the way
00:42You've got like an American accent, right?
00:44Let me guess, you're like one of those Love Actually girls
00:48This is the London I came here for
00:50It's like out of a movie
00:51Yeah, a horror movie
00:52These people are full of pent up rage and dark secrets
00:55I know, but look, it's a yellow house
00:59You're not charmed by me?
01:01I don't know if I'm getting like 50 UTIs a year or it's like one long UTI
01:05That is a really needy question
01:07Why?
01:08You want a scone guvna?
01:09Yeah, right
01:10So that is the most annoying genre of American humor
01:13I could go and read your mind
01:16I came here to find myself
01:18A lot of stuff went down in New York
01:20My ex-boyfriend is living with another woman right now
01:23Oh my god!
01:24Do you want me to murder them?
01:25Yeah
01:26I want you to cut their heads off and sew them back on
01:31Is he who he says he is?
01:33This has all just been a series of red flags
01:36You think you're so special
01:37I get that it's hard for you, but like it's hard for fucking everyone, okay?
01:41I wanted to be in bed with like Hugh Grant from the British Jones Diaries
01:45Did you say British Jones Diaries?
01:46Yeah, there's four of them
01:47Yeah, it's not called British Jones
01:49She's British!
01:50You are cracking my heart open with that brave ability to love
01:59Yes, actually you can
02:01I have a very chaotic mind
02:03Maybe I choose chaos
02:04Oh my god!
02:10If you roast yourself up a little, you can make it with him
02:13Why don't you hook up with him?
02:14Why don't you go suck him off?
02:15See if you can get him to come
02:17Any day
02:18Ew!
02:19I got it!
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