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  • 6/11/2025
Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen on | dG1fY05uaTR4dkI3SUE
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00:00Sergeant, you're moving now, and walk every day, it's your destiny.
00:13His name is Sergeant Harry Griswold.
00:17He's an undercover cop who takes his job seriously.
00:20I need to come and do this vehicle.
00:23And he's always careful.
00:26Crime is at an all-time high.
00:30And to make matters worse, an ancient prophecy has unleashed an unbelievable evil spirit.
00:36And Griswold is caught in the middle of the crossfire.
00:39Strange things begin happening all around him.
00:42And even stranger things begin happening to him.
00:47A regrettable twist of fate has chosen you as a recipient of amazing supermortal powers.
00:53He is crazy.
00:55He is confused.
00:56And he is turning Japanese.
01:02Can't believe this.
01:03I'm eating a smelly, dead fish.
01:05And I'm loving it.
01:06But raw fish is chopped liver compared to the wild adventure that is about to take over Griswold's life.
01:14He becomes Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.
01:18Able to leap tall muggers with a running start.
01:28If we do not begin to try and master your powers, there will be no champion to oppose the evil one.
01:35Only a beautiful, tender woman, Lotus, can carefully teach Harry the subtle nuances of the Kabuki way.
01:44She becomes his gentle, sensitive sensei.
01:49She trains him in the proper use of Kabuki Man's amazing arsenal of high-tech superweapons.
01:56Heat-seeking chopsticks.
01:59Computerized 16-bite sushi.
02:02Futuristic flying footwear.
02:05Bulletproof Gale Force fans.
02:07And Pyro-Projecto Parasols.
02:14He is a one-man army of awesome Oriental artifacts.
02:18He is Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.
02:23This guy in the bathroom is a real hero.
02:26Real New York hero, huh?
02:27Yeah.
02:28And of course, he's a real New York lover, too.
02:34Meanwhile, crime is still running rampant.
02:36And time is running out.
02:41My time.
02:43The evil one is worse than any criminal Griswold has ever faced.
02:48And uglier, too.
02:50And when they get their hands on Lotus,
02:52Sergeant Kabuki Man is ready for the ultimate battle.
02:56Have you done with Lotus?
02:57No more monkeying around.
03:00He is a cop.
03:02And he is a legendary superhero.
03:06He is America's first accidental Oriental crime-fighting hero.
03:20His name is Harry Griswold.
03:22But you can call him...
03:24Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.
03:29Who are you?
03:30I'm Kabuki Man.
03:35I'm Kabuki Man.

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