What Winnie wants - things we learn about love from the Chuck Norris vanity project, Sidekicks - video Dailymotion

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I suspect Sidekicks (1992 Karate Kid knock-off) was intended to be aspirational for any children living with a disability of some kind. I'm not sure the lessons taught are entirely helpful.

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00:00Breathe out.

00:10Okay, you're doing good.

00:12Your father here tells me all you think about is this art,

00:16this craft that has taken me years, years to master.

00:24Could you wheeze a little quieter, kid? I'm trying to talk here.

00:27My son has asthma.

00:30Now, there's someone I want you and your dad to meet.

00:33If he likes you, maybe he'll be the one to teach you martial arts.

00:38Nobody likes me. Why would he?

00:42Well, I don't know.

00:52Sure thing, Chuckie-Poo, old pal. Any old time, old buddy.

00:56Yeah, very wary, you geek.

01:02What a dork.

01:05Why don't you just leave him alone?

01:07Listen, this is where I get off.

01:09Oh, um, Lauren, um, I, uh, I, uh, you know, I really like you.

01:24I like you too, Barry.

01:28Okay, great. Uh, well, if I like you and, uh, you like me, why don't we, uh, go out?

01:36Go out?

01:38Yeah.

01:39Barry, I like you, but just not like that.

01:48What?

01:50I worry about you. The others are so mean. It makes me feel so...

01:55Sorry for me.

01:56No.

01:57Oh, by the way, Lauren doesn't like you.

02:01She pities you.

02:08Yeah, Chilini was right. You pity me.

02:11I do not. I don't.

02:12I get it, okay?

02:14Barry!

02:15All right, let us go. 25 to warm you up.

02:20What?

02:21Gabruski, you drop dead on me and I swear to God, I'll shoot myself and come on after you.

02:25Five, seven, six.

02:28Keep going, lady. Don't even think about quitting.

02:34You can do it, Barry.

02:41Barry. Hey, Barry.

02:42Come on, Gabruski, what are you? A man or Marvin Milton?

02:50Please!

03:07I hate this crap.

03:08I hate this crap.

03:16I will beat this thing.

03:19I will beat you!

03:21Hang on, son.

03:23That's it, Barry. Hang in your boy.

03:32Mr. Lee.

03:33Yes.

03:35I have something for you.

03:39I will take this off.

03:41Only for a few minutes.

03:44This will help you.

03:52Smells awful.

03:54Yes, that's how I know when it's ready.

03:56It is an old remedy with some of my secret ingredients.

04:04Breathe in the fumes.

04:07Deeply.

04:10Good.

04:12Now, rest.

04:13It's starting to burn.

04:14What is it?

04:16You must breathe. The heat will not burn you. It will help.

04:31Relax.

04:33You were perhaps overzealous.

04:39You tried to reach too far.

04:42Too fast.

04:52We will try again.

04:54But slower.

04:55But now I believe you want to learn.

05:08Good night, Mr. Dumpling.

05:26Hey, it's Barry Weary.

05:28I can't breathe.

05:32Up yours, Fellini.

05:42Barry, Barry.

05:44We always seem to meet this way.

05:46By the way, would you say to me?

05:48I said it's not gonna be so easy this time.

05:50Whoa!

05:52Watch it, Barry.

05:55What do you think you're bad?

05:57Just knock it off, Fellini, okay?

05:59What are you gonna do now?

06:06So you want to learn karate, huh?

06:08You're about to get your first lesson for free.

06:10Yeah!

06:20All right.

06:22I'm out of here, okay?

06:24Yeah!

06:25Hey, Barry!

06:27Come on!

06:29Come on!

06:32Come on!

06:34Come on!

06:36Come on!

06:38Come on!

06:40Come on!

06:42Come on!

06:44Come on!

06:46Come on!

06:47Come on!

06:48Come on!

06:55I can't believe that was you!

06:57Yeah, well, you're not the only one.

07:01Such a creep and a bully.

07:03Yeah, he's just an all-around kind of guy.

07:08Barry, what are you doing this weekend?

07:12Um, I'm going to the zoo.

07:14Can I come with you?

07:17Go! Go!

07:18Yeah.

07:20Yeah, sure.

07:21I'd like that.

07:22Great.

07:23I'll see you in English, okay?

07:24Okay.

07:26Go! Go!

07:27Go!

07:28Go!

07:29Go!

07:31Go!

07:33Go!

07:37I'm not ready.

07:39True.

07:41Look at the tortoise, Barry.

07:44The tortoise is very clumsy and not musical at all.

07:50But it has been said, and I believe it,

07:53when all things are right,

07:56when a dream becomes true,

07:58when the impossible is accomplished and lies behind you,

08:01on that day,

08:05the tortoise will dance.

08:09Tortoises can't dance.

08:11Ah, you only think they can.

08:13If you believe they can, they will.

08:16Barry!

08:17Come take a look at this!

08:20I rest my case.

08:21Ah!

08:36Wow!

08:37I'm gonna find out!

08:38Keep watching if you want you to take a look as an old horse.

08:40I ask.

08:43I'll find out if you guys have a guide.

08:50Forget this.

08:52den cisteroet and directoout.

08:54I will find out about what you're buying.

08:56By the way,

08:58let's find out today.

09:00It's beenтоел feeling that if you want to take your DSMT test

09:03or don't get into it.

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