How to Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00And I'm here to protect you.
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:10He was sent here to...
00:00:11Keep me safe.
00:00:14What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:00:27I don't kiss.
00:00:28And I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:31I'm too dangerous.
00:00:35You know what's not cute?
00:00:37Be jealous.
00:00:42It's in it, you're jealous.
00:00:45What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:50You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:52I'll be true, Harry.
00:00:54Do your worst, Daddy.
00:00:55Daddy.
00:00:58Oh, looking good, girl.
00:01:10There's another creep.
00:01:22Just my luck.
00:01:27Please pick up.
00:01:28Hi, Dad.
00:01:31I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:01:38Sure thing, hon.
00:01:39Mr. Reed.
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:43He'll be there soon.
00:01:46What?
00:01:46Me?
00:01:47Who?
00:01:50Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:53You must have a death wish.
00:01:54You've got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:02:08Shut up.
00:02:09You have the worst timing.
00:02:11Daddy, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:14I'm cashing it in.
00:02:17Now.
00:02:17What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:33It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:02:36You get away from me, creep.
00:02:38Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:43Stop!
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do.
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:57Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's in his...
00:03:00best friend?
00:03:07Ah!
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:08Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:09Ah!
00:03:14You're shivering.
00:03:19Come on, kiddo.
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go!
00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:45He's bluffing my blood.
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:51Um...
00:03:52Your arm is...
00:03:57wet.
00:03:58From the rain.
00:04:03Wipe it, then.
00:04:04Uh-huh.
00:04:08Uh-huh.
00:04:12Uh-huh.
00:04:12Uh-huh.
00:04:25There's no rain up there.
00:04:26Right, sorry.
00:04:32So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub, or...
00:04:40beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:43Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:04:54I don't do small talk.
00:04:57I didn't do that.
00:04:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:05:05I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:08I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly.
00:05:11Ugh, kiddo.
00:05:12Shut up!
00:05:12You're not that much older than me.
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:05:18because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:29Yes.
00:05:37I'll be quick.
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:53It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:08If you're done checking me out,
00:06:35I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:43It's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback.
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:17Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:07:23I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:07:24but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:30He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris.
00:07:33No, please.
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:07:56and this is my last year of college,
00:07:58and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:03Fine.
00:08:04Have your kickback.
00:08:06Or not.
00:08:06Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:11I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:29It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him.
00:08:34This is a sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here.
00:08:57I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:09I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:18God damn it.
00:09:20Promise to mark.
00:09:21Who is this?
00:09:32Bob Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:35He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh. Couldn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper?
00:10:27Enjoy the party!
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:39Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:51I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:54I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:59Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:18Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey!
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:11:51Ew!
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course!
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold!
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:44Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:14What the hell?
00:13:25Attention, everybody!
00:13:27Hello!
00:13:29You all seem a little bored.
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:13:35A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:13:40Let's see.
00:13:44Dear diary,
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:52Aw, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No!
00:14:01I just need to give it back!
00:14:06Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck!
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:14:20You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty!
00:14:27No, Christina, it's not true!
00:14:30Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's pull right down.
00:14:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:51Fuck this.
00:15:03Fuck this.
00:15:05Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:30You are supposed to get rid of them.
00:15:41Come to her party.
00:15:43You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:15:49The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:54Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58Bruce, that's enough.
00:16:00Let her go.
00:16:03One last.
00:16:09What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty.
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:16:20If you mess with her again...
00:16:22Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls.
00:16:28I don't give a fuck.
00:16:29Everyone out.
00:16:31The fuck out.
00:16:39What the hell was that?
00:16:43What the hell was that?
00:16:44She hurt you.
00:17:02Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:04Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:14Why are you crying?
00:17:15I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:17:29I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:29And she's the queen of ours.
00:17:31I said stop.
00:17:35I said stop.
00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:39We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students.
00:17:47Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:17:49I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like Lana.
00:18:02Oh, yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid,
00:18:09what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry, kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:32You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:51I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:57Oh!
00:19:00God.
00:19:02What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No.
00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It's gonna not be happening.
00:19:25He's gonna be back in every second.
00:19:27Oh.
00:19:32You know, if you weren't to play, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:19:44What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:48You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:56Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:16Give me the key.
00:20:16What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:36Rule number one.
00:20:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:57I am the last guy.
00:20:59You want to piss off?
00:21:00Rule number three.
00:21:10Don't start any games.
00:21:13You're not ready to play.
00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:34Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:50What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:57Ah!
00:22:07How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:35She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:58Give me some time.
00:23:00Stay with my try.
00:23:02Open my heart.
00:23:04You're at a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble, and you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:45Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Mm, nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:05And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:07Hey, wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:20Harper?
00:24:20Harper?
00:24:20Harper?
00:24:20Harper?
00:24:21Harper?
00:24:22Harper?
00:24:22Harper?
00:24:23You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:37You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you want to do?
00:24:46Hold her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:49Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the camera.
00:24:54That's a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24That is art!
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:39Camera it is.
00:25:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:25:56your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:02What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:07We're leaving.
00:26:08Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:26You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of meat.
00:26:36My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:39You're cute, Harper.
00:26:50You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those...
00:26:53things you do?
00:26:56They're cute, too.
00:26:58You know what's not cute?
00:26:59Me jealous.
00:26:59Me jealous.
00:27:01Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business, and I don't give two shits about what your little friends think
00:27:07about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:27:11in more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:24Just admit that you want me.
00:27:35What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:43Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:45You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:54So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my god, Maria, no, ew!
00:28:08That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:16I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait, you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:28We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:34The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So, that's step one.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:42He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:10And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Mm-hmm.
00:29:26Sexy outfit.
00:29:36Check.
00:29:38Popcorn.
00:29:39Check.
00:29:40The notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:43Check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper.
00:30:01You idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:03I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:09But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:12Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a date, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh-oh.
00:30:27No, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:30:32But it's hard for me.
00:30:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54But what about your date?
00:30:55Jake, please, Jake.
00:31:07Jake, Jake, now go come on.
00:31:15How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:31:28It's true love.
00:31:30There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or.
00:31:39Maybe.
00:31:41You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:48What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:00What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin it.
00:32:17Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:28Not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:35You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:54I don't think you are.
00:32:55What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00I don't want any more.
00:33:02And even when you're a woman, I never loved you.
00:33:11Just...
00:33:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:17This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:33:28You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:38I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:58Maybe for me you're not.
00:34:00Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Lose my number.
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:14Stay.
00:35:19Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20Woo!
00:35:21All right.
00:35:51You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16What's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were.
00:37:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:37:22I'm going to go for a walk with my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30I'm going to go for a walk with my friend.
00:38:00So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:18I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:38:45is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice.
00:38:51I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:58You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not.
00:39:01No wonder we're...
00:39:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you going to do?
00:39:23Punish you.
00:39:23You don't know me.
00:39:31I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:52I'd say do your worst.
00:39:54I'd say do your worst.
00:39:55I'm sorry.
00:40:11I can't let this happen.
00:40:13What the heck?
00:40:13Why are you stopping?
00:40:18You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:22But, but what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28Can't let this happen again.
00:40:39Ah!
00:40:40Cock block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:57That was part of the plan!
00:40:59I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:41:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:41:02Was it...
00:41:02Big?
00:41:05So big.
00:41:08Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:16He's a sex freak?
00:41:18Like...
00:41:18BDSM?
00:41:19The whole nine yards.
00:41:21Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:24My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:26Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:30Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:34Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:37Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:44Stop messing with that.
00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:08He's not my man.
00:42:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew, leave, Brian.
00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:22Harps?
00:42:24Huh?
00:42:27What do you want, Brian?
00:42:29Just five minutes.
00:42:36Sorry.
00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:39Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:43:07I want to get back together.
00:43:09You cheated on me.
00:43:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:15But that was months ago.
00:43:17Huh?
00:43:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:20This isn't about payback.
00:43:23I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:43:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:30Hmm?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:33You slut!
00:43:34Hmm?
00:43:34Get pissed.
00:43:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:37Get off of me!
00:43:37Let me see them.
00:43:39Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:40Show me.
00:43:41Show me!
00:43:42Let go of me!
00:43:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:50A drink?
00:43:51I don't have time for this.
00:43:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:55That's not happening.
00:43:57Ever.
00:43:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:44:01Me?
00:44:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:06Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:08It's not a threat.
00:44:10It's a fact.
00:44:10You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:18But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:44:20I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me!
00:44:30Help!
00:44:31Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:35Oh.
00:44:36Good girl.
00:44:39You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:44:41I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:49You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:53Are you okay?
00:44:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:59She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:45:11Stop it!
00:45:12You're gonna kill him.
00:45:13Good.
00:45:13He's not worth it.
00:45:15Let's go.
00:45:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:23I promise.
00:45:25Let's go.
00:45:25Fuck.
00:45:26Fuck.
00:45:35Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:48Should we call 911?
00:45:51Seriously, Harper?
00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:47Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:04I'm going to throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:38I'm right here.
00:47:53Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:47:56It's not hard to do.
00:48:16It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:20You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:40How are you feeling?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:57What?
00:49:00I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh, my God.
00:49:17You're talking about swimming.
00:49:20You're talking about swimming.
00:49:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:34I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:54Arthur!
00:49:55Arthur!
00:49:57Arthur!
00:50:02What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12You did amazing.
00:50:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again tomorrow.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:32Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:12You're like me.
00:51:13What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first.
00:51:27Inside.
00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease.
00:51:32I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:35Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:51:50I'm going to shower.
00:52:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy.
00:52:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:55You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:18It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21Just all around not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:28Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:48You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:54:00Choke you out.
00:54:01None of that kissing.
00:54:03Pillow talk.
00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:13He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:17You're going to scare me.
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:34Help!
00:54:35Help, I can't swim!
00:54:36Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:47Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:48Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:48Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:49Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:51Harper!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:52Smile for T&M's, sir!
00:54:54Get off me!
00:54:55Please don't!
00:54:56Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:54:59You idiot!
00:55:00That's what you get for stealing my man!
00:55:10Harper!
00:55:10Dock!
00:55:11What do you try that will move on maybe?
00:55:12What about the hell now?
00:55:14I don't need to do something.
00:55:18I'll grab working team and drop them all in.
00:55:20To
00:55:24Because people isn't all right.
00:55:26Are you boys?
00:55:28All right.
00:55:28I was not so glad to see you.
00:55:29Yea, let's do it.
00:55:32I can't.
00:55:32It's well.
00:55:33I said, you can't win.
00:55:33I mean, that's my experience.
00:55:34Let's wait.
00:55:34I can't stop.
00:55:35It's fine.
00:55:36What are you than for me though?
00:55:37Harper! No! Come on!
00:55:55Harper! Harper!
00:55:58Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, guys.
00:56:01You're safe.
00:56:02I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:07Oh, girl, can you just breathe? Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:41You killed me harder.
00:56:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:52I don't love you.
00:56:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:55How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:04What are you doing?
00:57:15Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:57:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:57:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32Do you got that?
00:57:34Are you threatening me?
00:57:36No.
00:57:37I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:43Get out of here.
00:57:45Wait.
00:57:45Please, don't.
00:57:48I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:58:03Chris, no.
00:58:05Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:06Wait.
00:58:07Wait.
00:58:07Wait.
00:58:08Wait.
00:58:08Wait.
00:58:09Wait.
00:58:10Wait.
00:58:10Wait.
00:58:10Wait.
00:58:11Wait.
00:58:11Wait.
00:58:12Wait.
00:58:12Wait.
00:58:13Wait.
00:58:14Wait.
00:58:15I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I've never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:51Not a brand of her.
00:58:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:01She said that she said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you, in bed, and
00:59:19she said that I would never be able to handle you, satisfy you, in bed.
00:59:30That I was too much of a kid, and that you'd never be able to handle you, in bed.
00:59:31That I was too much of a kid, and that you'd never be into me.
00:59:41Is that true?
00:59:42That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:43That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:44But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:46I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:47I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:48When I was in that pool, I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:53And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:54What did you regret?
00:59:55Not doing this sooner.
00:59:56What did you regret?
00:59:57Not doing this sooner.
00:59:58What did you regret?
00:59:59What did you regret?
01:00:00Not doing this sooner.
01:00:05What did you regret?
01:00:06What did you regret?
01:00:07What did you regret?
01:00:08Not doing this sooner.
01:00:12What did you regret?
01:00:13What did you regret?
01:00:14What did you regret?
01:00:15That was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:17What did you regret?
01:00:19Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21What did you regret?
01:00:35What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get out to.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:16I'm too dangerous.
01:01:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:27Harper, there's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not true.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:57Good morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:20No.
01:02:20What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:32Are we even now?
01:02:35You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:03:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:11Promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:28And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:30I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:58Hey.
01:03:58Hey.
01:03:59Hey.
01:04:00Hey.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:22I think I hear them coming let's go one last touch
01:04:52good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:05:00Harper
01:05:01tonight is gonna be perfect
01:05:07no no no no my final project
01:05:14how am I gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:05:22Harper I'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:31is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:05:36don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:05:42did you do this
01:05:50Christina
01:05:52if I don't sell my work tonight I'm gonna fail the class
01:05:56we're gonna report you to the dean Christina you're not gonna get away with this
01:06:00guess what you have no proof
01:06:02good luck with that losers
01:06:06that's what you get for fucking with me Harper
01:06:10Harper there's the student I've been looking for
01:06:14I can explain
01:06:15Harper
01:06:19is this your work
01:06:22it's so ugly isn't it professor
01:06:26we have to fail Harper
01:06:28it looks like a complete joke
01:06:30ladies I assure you Harper knew what she was doing
01:06:34in fact
01:06:36a guest just bought this piece
01:06:39wait what
01:06:40who would buy this crap
01:06:42I would
01:06:43who would buy this piece of crap
01:06:57I would
01:06:58it's you
01:07:02you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:07:05Christina don't be rude
01:07:08don't you know who this is
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:07:13there's no way
01:07:15that's okay professor
01:07:16not everyone has taste
01:07:18how much for this painting
01:07:22oh no
01:07:22our starting price is 18
01:07:24done
01:07:30wait
01:07:32$1,800
01:07:33do you even study at this school or not
01:07:36we haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000
01:07:40you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has $18,000
01:07:48sitting in his bank account
01:07:51here's two mil
01:07:53take the rest and buy art supplies
01:07:56whatever it is you need to get
01:07:58for Harper's sake
01:07:59sir
01:08:00mr. Collins
01:08:01this is too much
01:08:02oh my god
01:08:03oh my god
01:08:04are you fucking kidding me
01:08:07are you fucking kidding me
01:08:11language
01:08:12miss Hawks
01:08:13don't tell me what to do old lady
01:08:15who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:08:20my father still runs this university
01:08:23money runs this university
01:08:26and I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:08:30for disciplinary action
01:08:32you're going to get us expelled
01:08:36professor you can't
01:08:37you're getting expelled sounds
01:08:40just about right to me
01:08:41no wait professor
01:08:42not so fast
01:08:43what the fuck else do you want from me
01:08:47I can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:09:00good luck proving it was us
01:09:02knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives
01:09:11those dresses though
01:09:13wait what huh
01:09:15I
01:09:16what was it that you two said
01:09:35oh right
01:09:37good luck proving it was me
01:09:39the chancellor wants you two in his office now
01:09:45you're being suspended
01:09:46let's go
01:09:48why are you grabbing us
01:09:49they're the ones who did this
01:09:51arrest them
01:09:51let's go
01:09:52oh I'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:09:55I'll see you later
01:09:56congratulations on the sale miss Reeves
01:10:03Chris that was 18 grand
01:10:04that's 18,000 dollars
01:10:07seriously
01:10:08I thought it'd be more expensive
01:10:12what happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:10:20he um
01:10:23I mean I
01:10:26I was an idiot
01:10:29and I'm sorry
01:10:30but I think this might help
01:10:32show you how much I want you
01:10:35and number one
01:10:38you're gonna miss
01:10:39this will be
01:10:41my last wish
01:10:42you feel it all
01:10:43a blindfold
01:10:50I want you Harper
01:10:53I want to do things to you
01:10:54bad things
01:10:59but only if you want me to
01:11:03I do
01:11:06why'd we stop
01:11:19we've been waiting so long for this
01:11:22I'm just gonna have to wait
01:11:25a teensy bit longer
01:11:26because I have to go wrap up the show
01:11:28and I'll wait for you
01:11:34wear that for me tonight
01:11:37Harper
01:11:44Harper
01:11:46low earth to Harper
01:11:48you need to look at this
01:11:50can it wait Maria
01:11:51I'm having
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts
01:11:55about my father's business partner
01:11:56no
01:11:57no
01:11:57that's what I need to tell you about
01:11:59Harper look
01:12:00you got the wrong
01:12:03I swear
01:12:04the guns and the money
01:12:05it's not just for show
01:12:06Harper he's dangerous
01:12:08you need to move out now
01:12:10you can't keep living with him
01:12:11I need to talk to him
01:12:13Harper
01:12:14Harper
01:12:14taxi
01:12:24for Harper
01:12:25who are you
01:12:29hey
01:12:30let go of me
01:12:31stop it
01:12:32please
01:12:41please let me go
01:12:43if it's money
01:12:44I'll give you
01:12:45however much you want
01:12:46Harper
01:12:49Harper
01:12:50Harper
01:12:50Harper
01:12:52Ryan
01:12:54why are you doing this
01:12:56we broke up
01:12:56we broke up
01:12:59because you've been
01:12:59fucking that old man
01:13:00you psycho
01:13:01he had nothing to do
01:13:03with our breakup
01:13:04he humiliated me
01:13:07but luckily for me
01:13:09your little boyfriend
01:13:10what does he have
01:13:12he has some
01:13:13dangerous enemies
01:13:14ain't that right fellas
01:13:15once he arrives
01:13:18to save his
01:13:19little princess
01:13:20well
01:13:23we don't need to get into
01:13:24gory details
01:13:25do we
01:13:25no
01:13:26no
01:13:27you can just
01:13:28watch
01:13:29no
01:13:30no
01:13:31no
01:13:31no
01:13:31no
01:13:32no
01:13:33a trap
01:13:51what the hell
01:13:53not bad for a guy
01:14:11who hates romance
01:14:12I hope you don't mind
01:14:16I wanted our first time
01:14:17to be special
01:14:18Harper
01:14:19before you sleep
01:14:20with my daughter
01:14:21you should probably
01:14:23know where she is
01:14:24first
01:14:24hey crap
01:14:30I can explain
01:14:31you're gonna explain
01:14:32but first
01:14:34you know my daughter
01:14:37better than I do
01:14:38is that text a prank
01:14:40Harper's in trouble
01:14:43we need to go
01:14:43okay
01:14:44should we have some fun
01:14:48with you
01:14:48after we kill
01:14:49mother Grant
01:14:51hmm
01:14:52should we make him
01:14:54watch
01:14:54hmm
01:14:55oh
01:14:58looks like he's here
01:15:01are you ready
01:15:02to see
01:15:04your boyfriend
01:15:05die Harper
01:15:06huh
01:15:07get ready boys
01:15:09I'm going to make you
01:15:24regret you ever
01:15:24touched her
01:15:25that's what happens
01:15:32Chris
01:15:32when you mess around
01:15:33with my shit
01:15:34what's the matter
01:15:52tough guy
01:15:52what
01:15:53can't talk
01:15:54without your little
01:15:55bodyguards
01:15:55let me go
01:16:02I already told you
01:16:05once
01:16:05you should have
01:16:06listened to me
01:16:06then
01:16:07I'm going to kill you
01:16:11you god damn dick
01:16:12are you okay
01:16:31did he hurt you
01:16:33Chris
01:16:35I put you in
01:16:37danger
01:16:38you should run
01:16:38far away from me
01:16:39and my package
01:16:40when it comes to you
01:16:42Harper
01:16:42I'm willing to take
01:16:43my chances
01:16:44would someone
01:16:51like to tell me
01:16:53what the fuck
01:16:54is going on
01:16:55oh my god dad
01:16:59what the hell
01:17:00it's okay
01:17:01I'll handle it
01:17:03I want to hear it
01:17:03from my daughter
01:17:04why are you making out
01:17:05with my best friend
01:17:06Harper
01:17:07I want an answer
01:17:08now before I
01:17:08before I kill him
01:17:09no dad
01:17:10look
01:17:11I know we don't have
01:17:13the most warm
01:17:14and fuzzy relationship
01:17:15but
01:17:16deep down
01:17:17I know that
01:17:18you just want me
01:17:21to be safe
01:17:22Chris makes me
01:17:27feel safe
01:17:27please don't be mad
01:17:30you're wrong about that
01:17:33it's not deep down
01:17:36it is the most important
01:17:38thing to me
01:17:39your happiness
01:17:39if that means being with Chris
01:17:44then he better not screw this up
01:17:47or I will make him regret it
01:17:50I believe you
01:17:52you keep her safe
01:17:56with my goddamn life
01:18:00you remember my instructions
01:18:17yes
01:18:19yes daddy
01:18:32say it
01:18:35yes daddy
01:18:38I want you to beg for it
01:18:45I want you
01:18:49to fuck me
01:18:51stop teasing
01:19:03I want you
01:19:05I want you
01:19:05daddy
01:19:12say it
01:19:13or I'll punish you
01:19:16don't stop daddy
01:19:29are you sure about that
01:19:48you have two choices
01:20:05Mr. Collins
01:20:05you can either
01:20:09uncuff me
01:20:10or fuck me
01:20:12you know I'm dangerous
01:20:28rich or I
01:20:32do your worst daddy
01:20:36once I started
01:20:59not stopping
01:21:00I thought
01:21:04you only fucked
01:21:06girls
01:21:06from behind
01:21:07you're different
01:21:12ready for round five
01:21:29stop it
01:21:31stop it
01:21:31I'm sore
01:21:32now let me out
01:21:33so I can go pee
01:21:34what if I don't
01:21:38what is that
01:21:41crap
01:21:41it's my dad
01:21:42honey you home
01:21:44dad I'm kind of busy right now
01:21:46stop
01:21:47come in
01:21:47I told you I was busy
01:21:52this
01:21:53is my home
01:21:55Harper Reeves
01:21:56if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:58you need to move out
01:21:59okay I will
01:22:00can you get out
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises
01:22:17to last a lifetime Chris
01:22:18can I please just open my eyes
01:22:20no
01:22:20please keep them covered
01:22:21I want to give a speech
01:22:24and I can't look at you
01:22:25while you're giving a speech
01:22:26I get nervous
01:22:28when I
01:22:28open up
01:22:29you literally
01:22:30carry around a gun
01:22:31but
01:22:32whatever
01:22:33just get on with it
01:22:35what I do for a living
01:22:37the not so legal part
01:22:40it's
01:22:42dangerous for me
01:22:44to
01:22:44let people into my life
01:22:46and
01:22:48for me
01:22:49to be
01:22:49vulnerable
01:22:51yeah
01:22:53but I knew
01:22:54when I was in charge
01:22:56of keeping you safe
01:22:57I was doomed
01:22:57you're like a magnet
01:23:00Harper
01:23:00and I want to be
01:23:02around you
01:23:03forever
01:23:04so you're moving
01:23:15into the Empire State Building
01:23:16I'm moving you in there
01:23:21as a graduation present
01:23:24and
01:23:26also I
01:23:27love you
01:23:29and want you to be
01:23:29my girlfriend
01:23:30present
01:23:31only if you want to
01:23:35either way
01:23:37the apartment's yours
01:23:39are you serious?
01:23:43what's wrong?
01:23:44to attack you?
01:23:46I liked it
01:23:47I thought
01:23:47deal
01:23:48but
01:23:53I'm one condition
01:23:54boyfriend
01:23:54which is?
01:23:57you have to move in there
01:23:58with me
01:23:59deal
01:24:01I
01:24:03I
01:24:05I
01:24:07I
01:24:09I
01:24:11I
01:24:13I
01:24:15I
01:24:17I
01:24:19I
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01:24:27I
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