“Ajkal Bharat mein mard ki tankhwah, aurat ki umar aur kitnay tayaray giray poochna badd-tameezi samjha jata hai” - video Dailymotion

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"آج کل بھارت میں مرد کی تنخواہ، عورت کی عمر اور کتنے طیارے گرے
پوچھنا بدتمیزی سمجھا جاتا ہے"
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00:00rafael kisail indian armed forces ke chief of defense anil chohan se bloomberg ki safi nne puchha

00:09aapke kitnye tiyaray gire us par anil chohan nne kaha pahli baat to yye hai ke hemara koji tiyaray nahi gira

00:17dousari baat yye hai ke Pakistan hemare tiyaray gira hi nahi sakta kyunki hemne to woh dho dhin ke liye chpa diye thay

00:25aur tisri baat yye hai ke agar gire bhi hai to yye important nahi kitnye gire

00:31important yye hai kyun gire baat to sahi hai baat to sahi hai

00:37yye thhodi dhekha jata hai achi tarah bhezati hui ya buri tarah bhezati

00:42bas yye dhekha jata hai bhezati hui aur francisi sadar to kaita hai biebi thappad marati hai

00:49to yye gine nahi jata hai kitnye mare hai yye gina jata hai kiyo mare hai bho dhi to

00:57kaita hai humara aaj tuk koi tiyaray gira hi nahi 2019 mein bhi humara tiyaray gira

01:03nahi tha bho to abhi nandan ko chay ki talab hui thi tiyo woh utra tha bho dhi kaita hai bho dhi

01:11kikata hai mahi ki jonge mein toh bharat ka koji tiyara sire se giray henga ji ji kissa

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02:05But if any Indian,

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02:12In fact,

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03:01I don't think it's a pilot I don't know what I'm going to do

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